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Alien OG - No Kids Allowed

Alien OG from DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed is an even hybrid cross (50/50) between Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. A strong incense-like aroma announces itself as soon as the package is opened. Reminiscent of sandalwood or Nag Champa, the myrcene here is prominent. Also notable is the limonene presence, making it a welcome addition to the ever-expanding OG family's lemon-pine palate.


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The earthy aromatics make for a grounding experience; she’s not overwhelming to the senses and the stone is palpable, but not immobilizing. From head to toe, this is a well-balanced high. The velvety smoke is lung-expanding and the effects are long-lasting and intensify over time; when you think you’ve peaked, you haven’t yet.


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If you’re looking to get “loose” and enter an altered state, let Alien OG abduct you and take you across the universe. Off the first rip, she’ll leave you feeling heavy-bodied, gravity seeming like it's been amplified. You might experience a change in cognition with thoughts rapid-firing, flashes in your peripheral, colors enhancing and time moving more slowly.


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For accompaniment on a meditative task or to make your weekly grocery trip feel like an out-of-this-world Sims game, this is the golden ticket. You might find yourself a bit graceless, fumbling about, but isn’t that part of the fun?


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In structure and appearance, these Alien OG buds present themselves in round, nugget-like clusters. They're nearly "extraterrestrial green", adorned with thin, wiry bronze hairs and coated with white trichs so icy they give off a cosmic glimmer. To encounter some for yourself beam to DC storefront No Kids Allowed ASAP and I’ll see you in outer space!


PS: Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

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