To quote the movie by the same name (and I'm going to be doing that a lot in this review), "It's Wedding Season, kid!" What I mean by that is (although it IS spring) this absolutely spectacular Wedding Crashers has made an appearance and is currently available from DC i-71 delivery service, Joint Delivery.
"They say true love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another", but weed love is what I'm feeling for some of this bud rolled in a joint. Just take a quick look in the jar (see image above) and tell me you wouldn't be a "stage five clinger" for it too.
A cross of the delectable and always potent Wedding Cake and Purple Punch strains, you might hear about this running 60/40 indica heavy if you read about her elsewhere online. While this might be the case, for me the effects are more of what you would expect from something slanted slightly more sativa. It's energetic with a mind-bending head high, but also leaves the whole body relaxed with a euphoric sensation originating from the spine and extending throughout. The potency cannot be overstated so newbs should go slow with this one.
Aside from her gorgeous looks and staggering effects the most notable and exciting thing about this Wedding Crashers is its aroma and flavor. There are notes of vanilla frosting, heavy cream, subtle grape, and pine. You might actually think you're smelling an edible at first if you were unable to see into the jar due to the sweet and creamy nature of it.
Nevertheless, once you throw it in your pipe its incredibly exotic gassy nature roars to life. Reminiscent of the best Gelato's, the gassy, piney nature of it pairs well with the sweet aftertaste that more resembles the aroma. It is truly a "wedding" of exotic flavors in your mouth almost as if they "crashed" together.
To "Grab (your) net and catch (this) beautiful butterfly" just hit up Joint Delivery DC today and you can be "living the dream" in no time. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!