Strain: Purple Smuckers
Service Type: DC Recreational Storefront
Overall Rating: 8.5/10
Lean: Indica Dominant Hybrid
As soon as I cracked the seal on the pack for this Purple Smuckers sample from DC recreational (i-71) storefront, Cheeba DC, I was stoked to be overtaken by a super strong, skunky, and totally familiar fruity flavor. If I had to pick a version of jelly to best characterize it, grape is the only and obvious choice.
Purple. Duh! But, this is only because "grape" isn't really a color. There are also a bunch of white trichomes covering nearly every surface of these buds.
The buds are on the smaller side, but pack a mean punch. They're fairly dense, crisp, and brittle making them especially easy to break up and roll.
Fresh, but beginning to cure.
Strong grape aroma with a skunky, gassy essence. Hints of sugar and cream.
A great skunky, fruity combo. Hints of bread and cream hit the palate too.
It's likely that "Purple Smuckers" is actually Purple Smackerz, or a cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Rozay selected and backcrossed for purple coloration. Known for it's fruity, candy-like flavor and high terpene levels, this sounds spot on for the batch at hand given our online research.
Balanced to slightly indica-dominant in effects, Purple Smuckers has a profoundly intense euphoric high that is all encompassing and of a calming, but not too sedative nature. I would personally save it for evening use, but I could also see it as a great sports viewing strain for a weekend afternoon. Hell, bring it to brunch and, just like it's near namesake, you can spread it around. 😂🤦♂️
Purple Smuckers is ready to take you on a terpene rich, grape-forward joyride suitable for the most discerning cannabis connoisseur's palate. To grab some for your own collection just head to Cheeba DC today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!