Cannabis  REVIEWS 

CULTA's Amnesia OG is a lemon-bright, pepper-laced sativa-dominant hybrid testing in the mid-30s - picked up at CULTA Columbia.

Fade Co.'s Sweet & Savory Infused Pretzels are stuffed, glazed, chili-flaked snack bites at 5mg each - the most sessionable edible in Maryland.

Brownie Scout by RYTHM is the Chicago potency legend landing hard in Baltimore - chocolate and fuel up front, deep indica gravity behind.

White Iverson by Kind Tree plays like its pedigree reads - Blue Zushi cool, Lemon Cherry candy, Permanent Marker funk, all finesse.

Chem de la Chem by SunMed is the chem family's diplomat - all the sour diesel funk, none of the fog.

Mafia Funeral by Fade Co. smells like a crime scene in the best way - garlic funk, icy menthol gas, and a finish that keeps its appointments.

Scotch & Soda by Curio Wellness pours exactly what the name promises - bright citrus fizz over smoky oak, served strong.

Purple Koala by Grow West is sun-grown mountain flower with grape-cedar character and a hug of a high.

Shadow Berry by CULTA keeps the berry in low light - dark fruit, smooth smoke, and a dimmer-switch evening high.

Our Saturday-morning sweep of 67 DMV dispensary menus found 520 live specials. Here are the ones worth driving for this weekend - penny BOGOs in DC, $20 eighths and $99 ounces in Maryland - plus where the deals end tonight.

Zero, as a name, is false advertising in the best direction. Zeroz, from District Cannabis, is value-shelf flower testing at 28.2%, and the math is the review.

Poonesia, part two: CULTA's Poochie Love x Amnesia OG cross is still resin-drenched, gas-forward, and a one-way ticket to island time.

The invitation came without a return address, but the cake is vanilla and the bar is open. Florida Wedding, by District Cannabis, is the reception you stay late for.

Bubba's Peach Stand by CULTA is the roadside fruit stand of their lineup - gas up front, peach cobbler on the grind, and a mellow hybrid high that stays out of your way.

A punch is honest. A smack is personal. strane's Gas Smack is the fuel strain on the card that isn't chasing any flavor belts - it came for a different title.

Cake gone coastal: Beach Cake by District Cannabis is sweet, sunny, and blissfully unhurried — the easiest hang of the round.

Every ambush in history had one thing in common: bad intelligence on the receiving end. RYTHM's Sneak Attack OG arrives with a redacted fact sheet and a 29.2% number.

Nobody goes into a swamp for the view. Garcia Hand Picked's Swampwater Fumez tests at 30.2% in this batch and reads less like branding than a weather advisory.

Grapefruit is the fruit nobody finishes at breakfast. strane split it open and found a surprising amount of energy inside: 29.5%, with a daytime arc to match.

There's a running joke about Harry Styles' summer smash that the man himself has cheerfully leaned into: nobody is entirely sure what "watermelon sugar" is, only that it sounds fantastic and you want more of it. Fade Co. seems to have taken that ambiguity as a design brief. Their new live resin gummies don't just borrow the fruit - they capture the whole breezy, sun-warmed, slightly-too-good-to-analyze feeling the song trades in, then pack it ten to a tin...