DC Weed Reviews

Blue Suede by Cookies, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center, is a strain that practically begs for a nod to Elvi...

Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...

Super Lemon Haze, cultivated by Alt Sol and now available at Wash Hydro in Washington, DC, is a strain that practically radiates energy...

Washington DC medical cannabis dispensary, Embers, located in the vibrant DuPont Circle neighborhood, offers this Blue Sharpies strain, cultivated by Alt Sol, alongside an impressive collection of hand-blown glass art that could make even a minimalist rethink their decor. In this report we'll dive into this exquisite indica dominant hybrid and show you why we think it's one that can help you keep your holiday weekend as pungently vibrant as a freshly uncapped marker...

Diving into Mona Lisa as a concentrate feels like stumbling into an art gallery where the paintings might get you a little too inspired. Shmu The Cannaprophet's buffet-style approach—letting you pick your ratio of diamonds to sauce—is like being handed a paintbrush and told to go wild. With 99% THCa diamonds and a terpene-rich sauce, this concentrate seems ready to deliver a masterpiece of effects, and I’m here for it, sketchbook in ha...

Lemon Cherry Gelato 45 is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) currently available at Capital Remedy in Washington...

I’m thrilled to scoop into a jar of this exceptionally gorgeous Black Cherry Gelato from the friendly folks at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center. Cultivated by Alt Sol, this strain seems like a decadent dessert plucked from a gelato shop run by cherry-obsessed pastry chefs. I’m anticipating a flavor as rich as black cherry compote and a balanced high that’s as soothing as a post-dessert nap. Can't wait to see if this stunning flowe...

Check out this mega pungent batch of Sherb Cream Pie now available through Washington DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers. Cul...

This batch of Motorbreath, available at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington DC, is one of the latest creations by local craft...

This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

This is yet another epic batch of The Herban Hustle's locally cultivated Super Boof. Currently available at Washington DC marijuana disp...

Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair...

Baby Turtle, cultivated by the Khalifa Kush team and currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary National Holistic, is a we...

Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Lately, I've been finding much joy in mixing tincture into my morning plant-based protein shakes. For me, this practice requires terpenes...

Walking into Takoma Wellness Center, I was ready to dissect this batch of Blueberry Banana as if I was a botanist with a vendetta. My first impression? It's got personality like a quirky uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a questionable mustache. Except, this is one funky specimen that you actually do want to smell coming in the front door. And you would too given the Apples & Banana's in the lineage and what it can do for the ol' olfactory sens

Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service,  The Gift Givers, I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradi...

Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet. Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me int

Happy 420 everyone! To help make the most of your holidaze we wanted to present a potent sativa option that and will give you the energy to hit up as many events as possible. That option is this delightfully heady Mazamas Haze #5 from Embers, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary with a chill, friendly vibe that’s been a local staple for years. Now fully medically licensed, Embers feels like a cozy stoner living room, complete with unique hand-blown glass pipes that look like

Check out this latest batch of Ridgeline Lantz! It's currently available from Monko, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary that has redefined cannabis luxury with its elegant decor, handpicked strains, and stellar service. Grown by Alt Sol, this Cookies strain feels like a curious blend of piney wilderness and creamy sweetness, like a forest glade hiding a secret dessert. Monko, fresh from their opulent grand re-opening last weekend, is now fully medical, offering a refined ex

We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeabl...

Spring has sprung in Washington DC, and Takoma Wellness Center is blooming with a fresh batch of cannabis harvests from Alt Sol and their...

This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

When Lemon Cherry Gelato popped up on The Gift Givers delivery menu, I thought I’d accidentally ordered dessert—does this strain come wit...

Greasy Runtz slid right onto Washington DC delivery service Capital Remedy's menu, and when it did I thought someone had spilled a fry ba...

This batch of Mochi immediately made me think of the dessert—soft, chewy, and probably plotting to ruin my diet. Turns out, it's a hybrid...

If you're looking for a little something special to go with that active weekend you have planned may I suggest checking out this Bruce Ba...

This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st...

If you've been in the cannabis scene long enough, you’ve definitely heard of Panama Red—even if you’ve never smoked it. Maybe it’s the fo...

Glitter Bomb from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is a strain that practically sparkles with anticipation before you even...

This Dual Chamber 3-in-1 Cookies cannabis terp vape, currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, introduces an intriguing level of cho...

This batch of Adios MF immediately sets high expectations with its emphatic name. Available from Capital Remedy marijuana delivery servic...

Every once in a while, you encounter a cannabis strain that hits all the right notes of flavor, aroma, and effects—a strain that feels li...

This batch of Rainbow Runtz immediately caught my eye and sparked my curiosity as soon as I saw it on the menu. But, what kind of rainbow...

When a strain is named Dante’s Inferno, it immediately conjures up images of fiery depths, epic journeys, and maybe even some divine retr...

When a strain goes by the name Unicorn Blood, you know you're in for something mythical. The sheer audacity of it suggests magic, rarity...

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and Strawberry Pancakes might just be the strain to prove that applies to cannabis, too...

The name Spritzer might make you think of wine moms sipping bubbly cocktails at brunch, or perhaps someone raising their pinky a little...

Love is in the air—and so is the sweet aroma of Strawberry Kiwi Gummies from Pink Fox! If you've been around the DC cannabis scene, you a...

Jet Fuel Sugar, made from the potent Jet Fuel Gelato strain, brings a sativa-dominant experience to concentrate enthusiasts. This sugar-l...

Apples and Bananas is more than just a catchy name; it's a sensory masterpiece now available at top Washington DC dispensary, Elevated Lo...

This batch of Cookies' Cereal A La Mode, cultivated by local craft growers Alt Sol, is now available at Takoma Wellness Center, and its n...

Blue Raz, originally bred by Grandiflora and cultivated to perfection by Alt Sol, is now gracing the shelves at Takoma Wellness Center in...

The "Relax" 25mg capsules by Maximum Wellness, crafted by PHYTO, are currently available at the National Holistic Healing Center in Washi...

Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In...

Tahitian Lime by Cookies, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center, is like booking a last-minute beach getaway to t...

Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Back by popular demand, check out this award winning Pyxy Styx, currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary Elevated Lounge...

As I was sitting thinking about when GTA VI might (finally) come out I was both surprised and elated to see this phenomenal Vice City sam...