Be advised! This great batch of Grape Ape has just swung into town and has been spotted over at DC i-71 storefront, Elevated Lounge. She's a highly elusive creature, and especially at this level of cultivation mastery. So, for all you connoisseurs out there, run - don't walk - and grab some while it's still...hanging around.
The smell is so funky fruity you'll want to exclaim, "It's bananas!" But your nose will quickly pull you aside to make sure you know it, in fact, has "grape" in the name. Is that really a grape aroma though? Can this level of gassy, diesel and coffee notes really be invaded by something reminiscent of Fruit-by-the-Foot? The answer is, invariably, yes.
A three-way cross of Afghani, Skunk, and Mendocino Purps, this one runs significantly - if not entirely - indica. Most notable is the incredible feeling of utter calm and relaxation it brings. It's the type of profoundly euphoric experience where at some point you might think you can hear the silence around you. But, isn't there always some noise unless you're in a sensory deprivation tank? What if you burned down on some of this before slipping into a sensory deprivation tank? It's thoughts like these that will race through your mind and make you feel giddy from partaking in this batch - even if in reality you're nearly comatose and have been couch-locked for hours.
All monkeying around aside, for true indica lovers this Grape Ape is such a treat. Head on over to DC storefront Elevated Lounge in Glover Park and make sure you capture some of this magnificently rare and delicious specimen for your collection. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you and to check out our Deals Page for the promo code that gets you a bonus bag!