Strain: Oreo Cookie |
Service: Top Secret DC |
Service Type: DC i-71 Delivery |
Overall Rating: 8.5/10 |
Lean: Indica Dominant |
Initial Thoughts:
As a child I was addicted to Oreos. Not unlike the joint I'm about to roll, my Oreo fetish began by smelling a freshly opened package that a friend brought to me. I was meticulous about how I ate them, too. I began by carefully separating the halves, which led to savoring the crème center, and then dunking the separated halves into some whole milk. Now, if enjoying this cannabis strain is in any way as amazing an experience as Oreos were to me as a child, then I am in for a real treat!
Appearance:
Hello giant nugget of goodness!!! This engorged bud was the size of my thumb and covered with peaks and valleys of cannabis perfection. The highly contrasted forest green and light green bracts were wearing sugary trichomes that looked like jewelry.
Status:
Not too dry. Dense. Well preserved in a state of amazing bag appeal.
Aroma:
Definitely has an aroma of baked pastry. Spicy chocolatey notes are released from the bud when it is broken apart as well.
Flavor:
The pastry tastes continue with the smoke. It is a thick cloud with a sugary taste that has an earthy finish. Remarkably, the pastry flavor hits me as soon as I take a draw.
Lineage:
The Oreo Cookie strain is a hybrid which began life as Cookies and Cream crossed with Secret Weapon. Much of the lineage of these two parents is indica dominant hybridization. Because of this, users can expect to feel more indica-related characteristics when analyzing how it makes them feel.
Effects:
This strain produces an amazing sensation of euphoria and relaxation. Unlike the sativa dominant strains which may have you on the move and completing mass quantities of tasks, this 70/30 Indica dominance provides a melting state of relaxation which will more than likely have you headed for a couch.
While smoking the joint of this, I was immediately hit in the head with a heavy, mind-meltingly cerebral buzz. By the time I finished 2/3 of the spliff, I was already contemplating what position I was going to lay in once I found some horizontal space.
Conclusion:
At 22-23% THC, this flower is full-bodied in its flavor and its incapacitating stoniness. I would recommend it to anyone who is looking to get super ripped indica style - these Oreo Cookies are sure to satisfy in that case. Hit up Top Secret DC today to get some for your own stash. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!