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  • Blue Zlurpie - Top Level DC

    Strain : Blue Zlurpie Service : Top Level Service Type : DC Dispensary Overall Rating : 8.9/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts With their refreshing cannabis version of a sweet summer slushie DC marijuana dispensary, Top Level pulls the lever to unleash this Blue Zlurpie. Sticky nugs smell reminiscent of a sweet and creamy Gelato to really pique your appetite. As an indica leaning hybrid, it could be the perfect way to chill out as we roll into summer. 🥤🥶 Appearance Nice looking buds feature a sea green and grape purple mix of coloration while sparkling with dense trichomes and patches of orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet berry gelato with a hint of candy for a super pungent aroma. Flavor A blend of fresh flower, sweet candy, and earthy herbs. Lineage The Blue Zlurpee strain is a cross of Lemon Cherry Gelato and Blue Raspberry Gelato that runs indica dominant.  Effects Like a pleasant brain freeze, Blue Zlurpee takes the reins with a heavy onset of cerebral activity and a light, floaty feeling. After the initial uplifting mental buzz, I felt a shift into a deeply relaxing state that was perfect for kicking back and taking it easy. I also felt an increased appetite and decrease in physical aches and pains for an incredibly laid back high overall. Conclusion This batch of Blue Zlurpie offers an all-around enjoyable cannabis experience. Green and purple nugs draw you in and the silky smooth, dessert-like taste makes a hit or two feel effortless and eases you into a relaxing buzz. Do yourself a favor this summer and visit Top Level ASAP to pick up a fresh batch of Blue Zlurpie, and be sure to give Toker’s Guide a shoutout at the counter!

  • Zoap - Smoke Jumpers

    Strain : Zoap Service : Smoke Jumpers Service Type : DC Dispensary Overall Rating : 8.8/10 Lean : Balanced 50/50 Initial Thoughts Scrub a dub dub, got some Zoap in the tub from DC marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers . This fan favorite never disappoints and is sought out among connoisseurs since it has one of the most unique terpene profiles in all of cannabis. 🛁🧼 Appearance Zoap's buds are dense and round, showcasing a dark olive green color with deep purple undertones. The nugs are adorned with fine amber-colored hairs and a hefty coating of trichomes. Status Curing. Aroma Zoap always has a creamy and cheesy smell to me but this batch is more fruity in its essence, while still having a creamy and earthy undertone. Flavor It boasts vibrant notes of sweet tart and tropical fruit, with a touch of cake and an earthy undertone. The inhale is smooth and expansive, delivering a clean citrus profile that develops into a more complex taste on the exhale. Lineage The Zoap strain is a cross of Pink Guava and Rainbow Sherbet that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects The high started with a comforting, uplifting sensation that gradually evolved into a happy, calm state. I felt an immediate wave of mental euphoria and relaxation. My mind was filled with imaginative thoughts, and I felt a noticeable reduction in my social anxiety. As the high progressed, the effects became more physical, providing a deep sense of bodily relaxation without causing sedation. Conclusion Next time you need some extra suds in the tub be sure to bring some Zoap along to make a relaxing bath time even more enjoyable. The consistent flavor through each puff makes Zoap a pleasure to smoke and the powerful effects make it easy to go back to this strain time and time again. It’s available from Smoke Jumpers so head on in today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Designer Runtz - Happy Bud

    Strain : Designer Runtz Service : Happy Bud Service Type : DC Dispensary Overall Rating : 9.1/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Opening a jar of Designer Runtz from DC marijuana dispensary, Happy Bud , releases a powerful and enticing aroma. One that is a blend of sweet, fruity notes and reminiscent of tropical candies. Runtz crosses are certainly known for their flavor and potency, and you might say this batch was "designed" to be on point in both of those categories. 🎯 Appearance These Designer Runtz buds are a frosty treat for the eyes with layers of trichomes that seem to be piled on top of the light purple hued nugs. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A candy and creamy yogurt scent filled the air. Flavor The flavor profile of Designer Runtz is equally impressive. On the inhale, you're greeted with a burst of sweetness, complemented by hints of vanilla and berry, followed by an earthy and slightly herbal aftertaste. Lineage The Designer Runtz strain is a cross of Luxuriotti and Runtz that runs indica dominant. Effects Designer Runtz had me stuck in my head, singing and humming tunes to myself. My eyelids felt heavy, and the sedating effects were prominent, yet it didn’t knock me out completely. Instead, as the calming sensation spread through my body, I felt incredibly at ease. Conclusion Designer Runtz offers a mellow high that is calming and reflective without making you overly tired. It was perfect for unwinding and letting my thoughts drift while staying somewhat alert. Overall, it has a delightfully strong indica-oriented high and a deliciously funky flavor that I just couldn't stop rolling up. To experience it for yourself stop by Happy Bud today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

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  • Find the Best Weed & Dispensaries in Washington DC | Toker's Guide

    Find the BEST weed in DC With Reviews from Local Connoisseurs LEARN MORE Let Us Guide You Let Us Guide You At Toker's Guide we're helping people find the best weed in Washington D.C., Virginia, and Maryland with our connoisseur reviews. Every day our team of experts reach out to local marijuana dispensaries, marijuana delivery services, and cannabis cultivators to identify the best weed currently available. Then we report the top options we find to our audience in the form of reviews and photos. Essentially, you can use our guide and the pages within to locate the best marijuana around in real time. Happy Toking! 😮‍💨 Featured Product Reviews View Now DC Marijuana Delivery & Services View Now Maryland Marijuana Dispensaries View Now DC Marijuana Dispensaries View Now DC Medical Dispensaries View Now Virginia Marijuana Dispensaries View Now Featured Reviews This is an Ad. SHOP NOW Featured REVIEWS RECREATIONAL MEDICAL ALL REVIEWS Toker's Guide 12 hours ago 3 min Taste of Sherb - Elevated Lounge Welcome to "Taste of Sherb," a journey through the diverse and flavorful Sherbert cannabis varietals currently available at premier DC ma... 0 comments 5 likes. Post not marked as liked 5 Terp Interpreter 21 hours ago 2 min Infused Cake Bites - Cannabake DC The best DC marijuana edible delivery service, Cannabake DC, has once again redefined the edible experience with their pack of 100MG Choc... 0 comments 7 likes. Post not marked as liked 7 Terp Interpreter 2 days ago 1 min Blueberry Mojito - HYFE One thing this Blueberry Mojito from DC marijuana delivery service, HYFE, has in common with the scratch bar beverage of the same name is... 0 comments 8 likes. Post not marked as liked 8 Terp Interpreter 2 days ago 2 min Cherry Lemonade - The Green Room Initial Thoughts Nowadays, Cannabis is like the new Coco-Cola machines with unlimited variations of flavors and combinations to choose... 0 comments 5 likes. Post not marked as liked 5 Terp Interpreter 2 days ago 2 min MAC Attack - Treehouse DC If an extraterrestrial enemy were to launch an invasion of earth, it wouldn't surprise me too much if this MAC (Miracle Alien Cookies) At... 0 comments 12 likes. Post not marked as liked 12 Terp Interpreter 3 days ago 2 min Black Ice - Yana Wellness We all had that one homie in high school that rolled around with a black ice air freshener. Whether it was to hide the weed smell or just... 0 comments 16 likes. Post not marked as liked 16 Barn Burner Jun 7 2 min White Cherry - The Garden With late Spring harvests ramping up, The Garden has some exquisitely cultivated White Cherry available. A standout among others, White C... 0 comments 20 likes. Post not marked as liked 20 Maryland Terps Jun 7 2 min Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Recreational) Snoop Dogg OG is, of course, named after the hall of fame cannabis loving father of good vibes, Snoop Dogg himself. Supplied by Maryland... 0 comments 27 likes. Post not marked as liked 27 Terp Interpreter Jun 6 1 min 91 Octane by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center With gas prices on the never ending rise, the best place to grab some premium fuel is actually at DC medical marijuana dispensary, Takoma... 0 comments 33 likes. Post not marked as liked 33 Terp Interpreter Jun 6 2 min Peanut Butter Soufflé - Capital Remedy Grab your chef's hat and an apron because we're cutting right into this Peanut Butter Soufflé from DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remed... 0 comments 22 likes. Post not marked as liked 22 Terp Interpreter Jun 6 2 min Dulce De Fresa - Elevated Lounge Dulce De Fresa from DC marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, is like indulging in a decadent strawberry dessert with a powerful, soothin... 0 comments 36 likes. Post not marked as liked 36 Terp Interpreter Jun 5 2 min Tuddy Weed - Taste Budz Upon opening the bag of Tuddy Weed, from DC marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, I was greeted by a sweet and earthy aroma with hints of cit... 0 comments 30 likes. Post not marked as liked 30 1 2 3 4 5 best weed in DC (982) 982 posts DC I-71 (946) 946 posts DC flower (923) 923 posts terps (792) 792 posts DC Storefront (534) 534 posts Indica Heavy Hybrid (490) 490 posts DC weed delivery (469) 469 posts heavy trichomes (467) 467 posts starry trichomes (446) 446 posts Indica (391) 391 posts 50/50 Hybrid (339) 339 posts Sativa Dominant Hybrid (219) 219 posts Sativa (182) 182 posts Gelato (133) 133 posts Medical Marijuana (109) 109 posts GSC (81) 81 posts Runtz (79) 79 posts Elevated Lounge (78) 78 posts DC Medical Marijuana (75) 75 posts concentrate (68) 68 posts Maryland Medical Marijuana (60) 60 posts The Gift Givers (59) 59 posts edibles (58) 58 posts Takoma Wellness Center (57) 57 posts Facebook Instagram Pintrest Twitter

  • Best Weed Delivery Services (I-71) in Washington DC | Toker's Guide

    The Best Weed DELIVERY Services in Washington DC REVIEWS BEST DELIVERY Check out our reviews of the best recreational marijuana flower, pre-rolls, concentrates, and edibles currently available from top cannabis delivery services (i-71) in Washington DC. We've also included a list of our favorite services below - the ones that we think are the best of the best with products worthy of cannabis connoisseurs. Featured Product Reviews Terp Interpreter 21 hours ago 2 min Infused Cake Bites - Cannabake DC 0 7 likes. Post not marked as liked 7 Terp Interpreter 2 days ago 1 min Blueberry Mojito - HYFE 0 8 likes. Post not marked as liked 8 Terp Interpreter Jun 6 2 min Peanut Butter Soufflé - Capital Remedy 0 22 likes. Post not marked as liked 22 Barn Burner Jun 5 2 min Ice Cream Cake - The Gift Givers 0 38 likes. Post not marked as liked 38 Terp Interpreter May 29 2 min Banana Cookies - Bud Drop DC 0 49 likes. Post not marked as liked 49 Toker's Guide May 24 3 min Infused Lemon Bars - Cannabake DC 0 35 likes. Post not marked as liked 35 Delivery This is an Ad. ORDER NOW Order Now Favorite Delivery Services REVIEWS DISPENSARIES Find our list of the best cannabis delivery services in Washington DC below. Click an image or company name to learn more and see their recent weed reviews. The Gift Givers Buddha Buddy DC GHouse DC Capital Remedy Cannabake DC HYFE DC Bud Drop DC Reviews This is an Ad. ORDER NOW Recent Weed Reviews ALL REVIEWS Terp Interpreter 21 hours ago 2 min Infused Cake Bites - Cannabake DC The best DC marijuana edible delivery service, Cannabake DC, has once again redefined the edible experience with their pack of 100MG Choc... 0 comments 7 likes. Post not marked as liked 7 Terp Interpreter 2 days ago 1 min Blueberry Mojito - HYFE One thing this Blueberry Mojito from DC marijuana delivery service, HYFE, has in common with the scratch bar beverage of the same name is... 0 comments 8 likes. Post not marked as liked 8 Terp Interpreter Jun 6 2 min Peanut Butter Soufflé - Capital Remedy Grab your chef's hat and an apron because we're cutting right into this Peanut Butter Soufflé from DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remed... 0 comments 22 likes. Post not marked as liked 22 Barn Burner Jun 5 2 min Ice Cream Cake - The Gift Givers As the days get hotter, DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is here to cool things down with this batch of Ice Cream Cake. Ta... 0 comments 38 likes. Post not marked as liked 38 Terp Interpreter May 29 2 min Banana Cookies - Bud Drop DC As a huge fan of extremely fruit forward strains, this Banana Cookies from DC marijuana delivery service, Bud Drop, has been my go to ind... 0 comments 49 likes. Post not marked as liked 49 Toker's Guide May 24 3 min Infused Lemon Bars - Cannabake DC As Memorial Day Weekend approaches, many in Washington DC look forward to the traditional start of summer festivities, complete with hot... 0 comments 35 likes. Post not marked as liked 35 Barn Burner May 21 2 min Boss Pop - Capital Remedy Fresh from DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, check out this Boss Pop. Originally bred and cultivated by LA based, High Tolerance... 0 comments 40 likes. Post not marked as liked 40 Terp Interpreter May 18 2 min Lemon Cherry Gelato - The Herban Hustle So much Lemon Cherry Gelato is circulating around it's hard to know which batch is worth grabbing and which ones are worth passing by. Ho... 0 comments 54 likes. Post not marked as liked 54 Terp Interpreter May 17 1 min 992 - Buddha Buddy DC Continuing their legacy of providing major zen, DC marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC, is now offering this mesmerizing 992. Thi... 0 comments 30 likes. Post not marked as liked 30 Barn Burner May 16 1 min Cherry Zest - HYFE I anticipated a journey of fruity delight, but what awaited me from DC marijuana delivery service, HYFE, surpassed all expectations. A bu... 0 comments 34 likes. Post not marked as liked 34 1 2 3 4 5 best weed in DC (982) 982 posts DC I-71 (946) 946 posts DC flower (923) 923 posts terps (792) 792 posts DC Storefront (534) 534 posts Indica Heavy Hybrid (490) 490 posts DC weed delivery (469) 469 posts heavy trichomes (467) 467 posts starry trichomes (446) 446 posts Indica (391) 391 posts 50/50 Hybrid (339) 339 posts Sativa Dominant Hybrid (219) 219 posts Sativa (182) 182 posts Gelato (133) 133 posts Medical Marijuana (109) 109 posts GSC (81) 81 posts Runtz (79) 79 posts Elevated Lounge (78) 78 posts DC Medical Marijuana (75) 75 posts concentrate (68) 68 posts Maryland Medical Marijuana (60) 60 posts The Gift Givers (59) 59 posts edibles (58) 58 posts Takoma Wellness Center (57) 57 posts

  • Favorites | Toker's Guide

    Our FAVORITES COMPANIES FLOWER EDIBLES CONCENTRATE Check out some of our favorite Washington DC marijuana dispensaries, flowers, edibles, and concentrates! Simply click on the relevant image below or click "Learn More" to see details and reviews. Best DC Companies STOREFRONTS DELIVERY DC MEDICAL DELIVERY STOREFRONT 1. Elevated Lounge LEARN MORE 2. The Gift Givers LEARN MORE 3. Top Level DC LEARN MORE 4. Flower Ave LEARN MORE 5. The Garden DC LEARN MORE Best Flower Below are our picks for the best flower gifts recently available in DC. These are ones we have personally tried and seek ourselves. They may not be the most economical options, but they will always be of the highest quality. SATIVAS Jack Herer (S) Takoma Wellness Big Chainz (S) Elevated Lounge Limoncello (S) YANA Wellness HYBRIDS Sweet Tart Sprinkles (H) Flower Ave Rainbow Belts (H) The Gift Givers MF MAC (H) Takoma Wellness INDICAS Madison Square Gumbo (I) Trending Leafs Obama Runtz (I) Monko Triple Chocolate Chip (I) The Gift Givers Best Edibles Here are our picks for the best edible gifts recently available in DC. We have personally tried and seek out these gifts for ourselves. If it's edibles that you're after, check out these delectable options! Oatmeal Cream Pies CannabakeDC Great Day Tincture Takoma Wellness Sleep 1:1 Tincture Cheeba Best Concentrates Here are our picks for the best concentrate gifts recently available in DC. We have personally tried these gifts for ourselves and regularly seek them out from the vendors mentioned below. Grape Maximus Rosin (H) Elevated Lounge Petro Chem Rosin (S) Takoma Wellness Dosicut Badder (I) The Gift Givers Companies Flower Edibles Concentrate

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