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  • Jet Fuel Sugar - The Gift Givers

    Strain : Jef Fuel Gelato Delivery Service : The Gift Givers Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.1/10 Lean : Sativa Dominant Initial Thoughts Jet Fuel Sugar, made from the potent Jet Fuel Gelato strain, brings a sativa-dominant experience to concentrate enthusiasts. This sugar-like concentrate lives up to its high-energy name, delivering a cerebral rush that feels like strapping into a jet plane ready for liftoff. Currently available through The Gift Givers delivery service in Washington DC, Jet Fuel Sugar offers a pungent, dynamic experience for those seeking a bold and invigorating ride. Appearance Jet Fuel Sugar lives up to its name in both form and style. The concentrate appears as glistening, crystalline granules, almost resembling sugar in texture, but with a shimmering, golden hue that sparkles under the light. Its slightly sticky consistency makes it easy to work with, whether you're dabbing or adding it to flower. The aesthetics evoke thoughts of jet fuel tanks shimmering under the sun, promising an intense burst of power. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma of Jet Fuel Sugar is a direct hit to the senses, much like the exhaust fumes of an idling jet engine. Pungent waves of diesel fuel rush out, accompanied by sweet skunky undertones and a hint of earthy pine. As it lingers, the aroma softens slightly, revealing subtle layers of citrus sweetness. It's an olfactory experience so robust that you might feel like you're on an airport tarmac surrounded by high-octane energy. Flavor On the inhale, Jet Fuel Sugar delivers a powerful punch of diesel-forward flavor, reminiscent of its Aspen OG and High Country Diesel lineage. The gassy notes are balanced by a sweet, skunky backend with faint traces of pine and citrus zest. Each dab feels like fueling up your taste buds for an epic journey—sharp, bold, and invigorating. The exhale leaves a slightly earthy aftertaste, making the experience both intense and satisfying. Lineage Jet Fuel Sugar is derived from the legendary Jet Fuel Gelato , which is itself a cross of: Aspen OG High Country Diesel This powerhouse lineage ensures a balance of uplifting cerebral effects and mild physical relaxation. Effects Jet Fuel Sugar takes off quickly, hitting hard and fast. The high starts with a sharp cerebral lift, focused squarely behind the eyes and in the forehead, much like the pressure you feel during a plane's rapid ascent. Euphoria and tingly energy ripple through the mind, leaving you giggly and uplifted. As your thoughts soar to cruising altitude, your body feels relaxed yet not lethargic, making it ideal for tackling creative tasks, engaging in conversations, or simply enjoying the ride. True to its sativa dominance, it keeps the sedation at bay, though the relaxation is noticeable enough to ensure you stay grounded. Conclusion Jet Fuel Sugar is an aptly named concentrate that encapsulates the essence of its strain. From its bold diesel aroma and flavor to the energizing effects, this sugar form concentrate feels like a full-throttle ride in a jet plane. Whether you're aiming to fuel your creativity or elevate your mood, this high-octane offering delivers an experience that is dynamic and memorable. Just be prepared for the jet fuel rush—it’s not for the faint of heart, but for those ready to take their cannabis journey to new heights.

  • Orange Z by Grassroots - Ascend Cannabis (Ellicott City, Maryland)

    Strain : Orange Z Dispensary : Ascend Cannabis   Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 8.8/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts Heads up! Fresh Orange Z (Zkittles) from Grassroots has just arrived at Ascend Cannabis in Ellicott City. This balanced hybrid is a cross between the iconic Agent Orange and Zkittles, resulting in a citrusy and candy-like experience that’s as playful as its name. If you’ve ever argued about which candy color reigns supreme in a bag of traditional Skittles you should note that the orange ones win in this case without question—and this strain proves why. Status Fresh. Appearance The first thing that caught my eye with this cultivar was the stark contrast between the deep, rich greens of the bud itself and the vibrant orange of the stigma reaching off the flower. Trichome coverage on the flower was thick and the retention through the chain of custody was impressive, with over 70% of the trichome heads intact. I personally like a looser trim (“better to have and not need than need and not have”) and the flower in this batch was slightly tighter than my preference, though it didn’t affect the beauty of this cultivar. Aroma Within seconds of popping the jar for the first time, the citrus terpene profile of Orange Zkittles overwhelms your nose and everything around it. A sweet aroma of Lemonheads candy and a supporting note of classic Haze-style cannabis strains mix with the air after a minute or two and a subtle undertone of hibiscus and other tropical flowers becomes more prevalent, almost luring you in for several repeat sniffs to fully take in all the layers. Flavor The connection between your sense of smell and your sense of taste has never been more obvious than in the first inhale of Orange Zkittles. The citric aroma has now become sharp, and the taste of a charred orange peel garnish owns your entire palate. The subtle floral aroma notes now grow in intensity and multiply to give your tongue the flavor of an entire spring bouquet – with nuances of Rose, Lavender, and Gardenia detectable in each inhale. Paying strong homage to the Agent Orange parental strain, delicious hazy cannabis flavors stick around on your tongue as a sweet goodbye on each exhale. Lineage Orange Z is the product of a flavorful cross between: Agent Orange Zkittles This lineage balances mental invigoration and physical relaxation, offering the best of both worlds. Experience The label gives Orange Zkittles a hybrid status, though my mental effects were a bit more stimulated. My physical effects were balanced, allowing me to complete some house chores and get some reading done without feeling lethargic or having trouble corralling all my thoughts into one place. Conclusion From start to finish, Orange Zkittles lived up to every promise that I was given. My budtender told me that this was one of the most “Orange-y” strains she’s had in recent memory, and she was spot on. The flavor was one-of-a-kind and to say the coloring on the flower was eye-catching would be an understatement. With even-keel effects and a palate pleasing flavor, this Grassroots Taneytown grown cultivar has solidified its spot in my regular rotation. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

  • Apples and Bananas - Elevated Lounge DC

    Strain : Apples and Bananas Dispensary : Elevated Lounge Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.1/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts Apples and Bananas is more than just a catchy name; it's a sensory masterpiece now available at top Washington DC dispensary, Elevated Lounge . This strain combines mouthwatering flavor with potent effects, making it an exciting addition to the menu. The moment you hear the name, you're transported to a fruit stand of your childhood dreams - except this fruit stand comes with a creative boost and body buzz that no ordinary snack could provide. 🍎🍌 Appearance The buds of Apples & Bananas are a visual delight, with grape-shaped nugs that sport a rich forest-green hue accented by deep purple undertones. Thick reddish-orange pistils weave throughout the flowers, creating a vibrant contrast. A frosty coating of white trichomes adds the final touch, giving the buds a sugar-dusted look that’s hard to resist. These chunky, dense buds practically beg to be admired before being broken down. Status Fresh. Aroma Prepare for a sensory overload. The aroma of Apples & Bananas is a perfect mix of fruity sweetness and sharp spice. Initial notes of ripe apples and sugary bananas are complemented by a savory diesel undertone and a hint of pine. It’s the kind of smell that makes you want to call your friends over just to experience it. If aromas could be bottled, this one would be marketed as “Euphoria in a Jar.” It’s so enchanting you’ll feel like your nose is hosting a party, and everyone is invited. Flavor If you think the aroma is delightful, the flavor will blow your mind. Apples & Bananas delivers a complex profile that starts with tart, sour apples and sweet bananas before transitioning into a spicy mix of black pepper, pine, and diesel. Imagine biting into a candied apple while sipping banana-flavored moonshine—it’s indulgent, funky, and surprisingly sophisticated. The lingering sweetness and subtle spice on the exhale leave your taste buds wanting more. Lineage Apples & Bananas is the product of multiple genetic masterpieces: Platinum Cookies  crossed with Granddaddy Purple  to create a delicious base. This was then crossed with Blue Power , and the resulting strain was bred with Gelatti  to give us this flavor-packed hybrid. The result is a balanced 50/50 hybrid that combines the best traits of its legendary parents. Effects This strain delivers a versatile high that hits both mind and body. The heady effects come on quickly, lifting your spirits into a euphoric state while fueling your creativity. As your mind explores new ideas and possibilities, a warm tingling sensation begins to spread throughout your body, leaving you deeply relaxed. Depending on your mood, this strain can help you tackle creative projects, hit the gym, or wind down for the evening. Some users even report a mild arousing effect, making this strain as versatile as it is potent. Conclusion Apples & Bananas is a feast for the senses, offering a delightful blend of fruity sweetness, savory spice, and potent effects. Whether you’re diving into a creative endeavor or simply looking to unwind, this strain delivers an unforgettable experience. And while the name might conjure images of a healthy snack, make no mistake—this is indulgence on a whole other level. Pairing the complexity of its aroma and flavor with its balanced effects, Apples & Bananas is a top-shelf strain that lives up to its flavorful reputation.

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  • The Best Marijuana Dispensaries in Washington DC | Toker's Guide

    Find the best marijuana dispensaries in Washington DC based on local connoisseur reviews of their cannabis flower, pre-rolls (joints), concentrates, edibles, tinctures, and more. We only review the best weed that we find! Must be 21+ A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: The BEST Marijuana Dispensaries in Washington DC REVIEWS TOP DISPENSARIES GUIDE MAP DELIVERY Check out our reviews of awesome marijuana flower, pre-rolls, concentrates, and edibles currently available at the best cannabis dispensaries in Washington DC. We've also included a list of our favorite dispensaries below. Note that many of these shops used to operate under "I-71 compliance" or "gifting" models, but have recently applied to become DC medical dispensaries, are awaiting approval, or have become licensed. Must be 21+ years of age with valid ID. Elevated Lounge "With an awesome retail dispensary-like spread of the finest gifts including top-shelf flower..." LEARN MORE FEATURED DC Storefront Reviews A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: Recent DC Weed Reviews TOP DISPENSARIES GUIDE MAP Elle Weeds 13 hours ago 3 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "Blue Suede" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Blue Suede by Cookies, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center, is a strain that practically begs for a nod to Elvi... 0 comments 6 likes. Post not marked as liked 6 Toker's Guide 14 hours ago 3 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform... 0 comments 7 likes. Post not marked as liked 7 Elle Weeds 19 hours ago 3 min read Pyxy Styx Gen. 2 - Elevated Lounge DC Back by popular demand, check out this award winning Pyxy Styx, currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary Elevated Lounge... 0 comments 11 likes. Post not marked as liked 11 Toker's Guide 20 hours ago 2 min read Vice City by The Herban Hustle - The Gift Givers DC As I was sitting thinking about when GTA VI might (finally) come out I was both surprised and elated to see this phenomenal Vice City sam... 0 comments 10 likes. Post not marked as liked 10 Terp Interpreter 23 hours ago 3 min read Candy Gas - Capital Remedy DC Currently available through the DC marijuana delivery service Capital Remedy, this Candy Gas offers an intriguing mix of potency and flav... 0 comments 8 likes. Post not marked as liked 8 Toker's Guide 1 day ago 3 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "Gary Payton" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Gary Payton, the cannabis strain, much like the legendary NBA player it's named after, is all about precision and impact. Just as the Hal... 0 comments 14 likes. Post not marked as liked 14 Elle Weeds 1 day ago 3 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "Hollywood" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center As the name suggests, the Hollywood strain exudes the glitz and glamor of its namesake city. Grown by Alt Sol and now available at Takoma... 0 comments 16 likes. Post not marked as liked 16 Toker's Guide 2 days ago 3 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "London Pound Cake 75" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center When I first laid eyes on this batch of London Pound Cake 75, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center in... 0 comments 22 likes. Post not marked as liked 22 Toker's Guide 3 days ago 3 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "Triple Scoop" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Triple Scoop, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington DC, is a hybrid strain with a reputat... 0 comments 25 likes. 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All of them are either currently licensed, conditionally licensed, or awaiting their medical marijuana license. Click an image or company name to learn more and view their reviews, or use our Guide Map to help locate the best dispensary near you. Elevated Lounge National Holistic Capital Remedy Smoke Jumpers Takoma Wellness Herb. Alternatives MAVEN Wellness Miel Wellness Wash Hydro Green Theory Aligned DC Happy Bud Best DC Brands Best DC Cultivators GUIDE MAP REVIEWS DELIVERY Alt Sol Herban Hustle Molecular Farms Storefront Guide Map Guide Map REVIEWS TOP DISPENSARIES Use our Guide Map of Washington DC below to help locate the cannabis dispensaries near you that we've reviewed and recommend. Then click to see their reviews and for more information.

  • Kali Kraves | Toker's Guide

    As a recreational cannabis delivery service, Kali Kraves welcomes adults 21+ to shop with us. You don’t need a medical marijuana card to explore holistic remedies. Whether you’re a well-practiced connoisseur with particular tastes or a newbie just getting started, our virtual shelves offer everything you’re looking for and never run out of your favorites. Hybrids, indicas, sativas, and CBD are represented in abundance. Kali Kraves WEBSITE MENU REVIEWS Delivery# (202) 792-3000 As a recreational cannabis delivery service, Kali Kraves welcomes adults 21+ to shop with us. You don’t need a medical marijuana card to explore holistic remedies. Whether you’re a well-practiced connoisseur with particular tastes or a newbie just getting started, our virtual shelves offer everything you’re looking for and never run out of your favorites. Hybrids, indicas, sativas, and CBD are represented in abundance. HOURS: 10am - 10pm Daily Kali Kraves Recent Reviews Sophie Oct 12, 2022 2 min read Platinum Cookies - Kali Kraves When I review cannabis, I tend to do so early in the morning, so that I will have a fresh palate. I want to taste only the cannabis I’m... 0 comments 31 likes. Post not marked as liked 31 Toker's Guide Aug 18, 2022 2 min read Gary Payton - Kali Kraves One of the best batches of Gary Payton Cookies I've ever seen, you can find her right now at DC recreational delivery service, Kali... 0 comments 32 likes. Post not marked as liked 32 Toker's Guide Jul 26, 2022 2 min read Pinkman Goo - Kali Kraves Pinkman Goo has been noted by other online cannabis gurus as having a unique genetic mutation whereby resinous droplets develop on the... 0 comments 25 likes. Post not marked as liked 25 Toker's Guide Jul 13, 2022 1 min read Grapple Pie - Kali Kraves From DC recreational (i-71) delivery squad Kali Kraves, this Grapple Pie is a balanced cross of the astoundingly potent Apple Fritter and... 1 comment 23 likes. Post not marked as liked 23 Elle Weeds May 11, 2022 1 min read Purple Widow - Kali Kraves DC This Purple Widow from DC i-71 delivery aficionados, Kali Kraves, is a pretty special batch that deserves your immediate attention. This... 1 comment 39 likes. Post not marked as liked 39 Toker's Guide May 2, 2022 2 min read Black Train - Kali Kraves This "Black Train" (actually Blackberry Trainwreck imo) from DC i-71 service Kali Kraves is a highly exotic looking cross of Blackberry... 0 comments 27 likes. Post not marked as liked 27

  • Dreamy DC | Toker's Guide

    The on-demand motivational speech company that provides customers with optional free gifts. Dreamy DC WEBSITE MENU REVIEWS Delivery App Experience what people all over DC are talking about... The on-demand motivational speech company that provides customers with optional free gifts! Sign up, select your speech type, and place your order. In no time you'll have a motivational speech delivered to you in-person. Then, choose your free gift. See the ones we've reviewed below as examples. They're pretty dreamy! ***DEAL: Use promo code "Toker420" and save 10%!*** Dreamy DC Reviews Recent Reviews Toker's Guide Jun 2, 2022 2 min read MAC 1 - Dreamy DC Always a highly versatile and broadly appealing strain, check out this excellent batch of MAC 1 from DC i-71 motivational speech delivery... 0 comments 36 likes. Post not marked as liked 36 Elle Weeds May 24, 2022 2 min read Blueberry Muffin - Dreamy DC ***UPDATE: Use promo code "Toker420" and save 10%*** Fresh, frosty, and with a tantalizing skunky but somehow fruity aroma and flavor,... 0 comments 40 likes. Post not marked as liked 40 Toker's Guide Apr 29, 2022 2 min read Clementine & Grape Ape - Dreamy DC In this review we're going discuss two phenomenal, but very different, gift specimens currently available from DC's motivational speech... 0 comments 32 likes. Post not marked as liked 32 Toker's Guide Apr 7, 2022 2 min read Watermelon Gelato - Dreamy DC The coloration of this Watermelon Gelato from DC motivational speech delivery and i-71 service, Dreamy DC, is something to behold. The... 0 comments 29 likes. Post not marked as liked 29 Toker's Guide Mar 3, 2022 2 min read Super Lemon Haze - Dreamy DC One of my favorite strains of all time, check out this Super Lemon Haze from our favorite motivational speech and i-71 service, Dreamy... 0 comments 34 likes. Post not marked as liked 34 Toker's Guide Feb 11, 2022 2 min read Wedding Pie - Dreamy DC If you're not familiar with Dreamy DC they're quite the motivational DC service. In fact, they deliver motivational speeches to you,... 3 comments 28 likes. Post not marked as liked 28

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