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- Trulieve Reports $298M in Q1 Revenue, With 62% Gross Margin | Toker's Guide
The cannabis company generated $51 million in cash flow from operations and experienced a 9% year-over-year traffic increase for the 4/20 holiday. < Back Trulieve Reports $298M in Q1 Revenue, With 62% Gross Margin May 7, 2025 Source: Cannabis Business Times Article Link Facebook X (Twitter) WhatsApp LinkedIn Pinterest Copy link The cannabis company generated $51 million in cash flow from operations and experienced a 9% year-over-year traffic increase for the 4/20 holiday. < Previous Next > Recent Reviews Cookies & Alt Sol "Ridgeline Lantz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Ridgeline Lantz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, exudes an impressive pedigree. With its origins... Watermelon Sugar, High: Fade Co.'s Live Resin Gummies Reviewed There's a running joke about Harry Styles' summer smash that the man himself has cheerfully leaned into: nobody is entirely sure what "watermelon sugar" is, only that it sounds fantastic and you want more of it. Fade Co. seems to have taken that ambiguity as a design brief. Their new live resin gummies don't just borrow the fruit - they capture the whole breezy, sun-warmed, slightly-too-good-to-analyze feeling the song trades in, then pack it ten to a tin... Platinum TK - Green Theory Dispensary Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently... 1 2 3 4 5
- Federal Court Rules 280E Still Blocks Cannabis Businesses from COVID Tax Credits | Toker's Guide
In yet another wrinkle stemming from the ongoing federal prohibition on marijuana, a U.S. district court has ruled that an IRS tax rule prevents state-legal cannabis companies from being eligible for refunds of employee retention credits (ERCs). The court ruled that “nothing in the plain text of \[IRS code\] Section 280E limits its application to income tax credits,” rejecting arguments from plaintiffs. Section 280E disallows standard tax deductions and tax credits for businesses that traffic in Schedule I or II substances, even in cases where businesses are operating in compliance with state law. < Back Federal Court Rules 280E Still Blocks Cannabis Businesses from COVID Tax Credits Jun 10, 2025 Source: Ben Adlin Marijuana Moment Article Link Facebook X (Twitter) WhatsApp LinkedIn Pinterest Copy link The federal government's ongoing war on cannabis just threw another curveball at the industry, and this time it’s hitting the wallet. A federal court in Washington state recently ruled that legal weed businesses are barred from claiming COVID-era Employee Retention Tax Credits. The judge basically said that because of the ancient IRS Section 280E—which treats state-legal cannabis shops like illegal traffickers—these businesses aren't eligible for the same tax breaks that kept other "essential" companies afloat during the pandemic. This ruling is a total buzzkill for our local cultivators and dispensaries who played by the rules and stayed open during some of the toughest times. While many industries got a helping hand, the cannabis community continues to be penalized by outdated federal policies. For everyday tokers, this matters because when our favorite local shops are buried under unfair taxes, it makes it harder for them to lower prices or invest in better products. It’s a stark reminder that until rescheduling is finalized, the industry is still fighting an uphill battle for basic fairness. < Previous Next > Recent Reviews Cookies & Alt Sol "Ridgeline Lantz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Ridgeline Lantz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, exudes an impressive pedigree. With its origins... Watermelon Sugar, High: Fade Co.'s Live Resin Gummies Reviewed There's a running joke about Harry Styles' summer smash that the man himself has cheerfully leaned into: nobody is entirely sure what "watermelon sugar" is, only that it sounds fantastic and you want more of it. Fade Co. seems to have taken that ambiguity as a design brief. Their new live resin gummies don't just borrow the fruit - they capture the whole breezy, sun-warmed, slightly-too-good-to-analyze feeling the song trades in, then pack it ten to a tin... Platinum TK - Green Theory Dispensary Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently... 1 2 3 4 5
- Royal Wedding Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Royal Wedding: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Royal Wedding Strain Review Type Hybrid THC % 27% Dominant Terpene Energy Limonene Relaxed, Happy Overview Royal Wedding is an expertly crafted hybrid that offers a harmonious balance between mental stimulation and physical relaxation. Developed by Rev Genetics, it has gained popularity for its dessert-like flavor profile and versatile effects. Effects Royal Wedding is an evenly-balanced hybrid that delivers an immediate mood-boosting effect, fostering feelings of creativity and happiness. As the experience progresses, a soothing relaxation spreads through the body, providing relief from stress and anxiety without causing heavy sedation. Its terpene profile is led by limonene, which enhances its mood-elevating properties and sweet citrus notes; caryophyllene, which offers a mild peppery spice and helps alleviate physical tension; and myrcene, which provides an herbal foundation and promotes deep relaxation. These balanced effects make it a versatile choice for managing mental health symptoms while maintaining a manageable energy level suitable for social gatherings or winding down. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 44% Happy 33% Euphoric 22% Uplifted 22% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 11% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% stress, pain, depression, cramps, eye_pressure Dry Mouth 11% Dry Eyes 0% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 0% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 11% Sleepy 0% Appearance The buds are typically dense and chunky, showcasing a vibrant palette of forest greens and deep purples. They are adorned with a thick layer of frosty trichomes and fiery orange hairs, giving them a shimmering, high-shelf look. Aroma The scent is strikingly sweet and pungent, characterized by a dominant doughy aroma reminiscent of freshly baked goods. This is complemented by subtle notes of ripe berries and a light, earthy undertone. Flavor Consistent with its name, the flavor is rich and cakey. Users will notice a sugary, vanilla-like inhale followed by a complex blend of tart fruit and creamy berry notes on the exhale. Lineage This cultivar is the result of crossing 4 Kings with Wedding Crasher \#41. This genetic pairing ensures a stable, evenly-balanced hybrid profile that inherits the best traits of its parentage. Terpene Profile - Limonene: Contributes to the sweet, citrusy notes and the strain's mood-enhancing effects. - Caryophyllene: Offers a mild peppery spice and helps alleviate physical tension and anxiety. - Myrcene: Provides an herbal foundation and promotes deep relaxation.Effects With a balanced nature, Royal Wedding delivers an immediate boost in mood, fostering creativity and happiness. As the high progresses, a soothing relaxation spreads through the body, effectively relieving symptoms associated with stress and anxiety without causing heavy sedation. Cultivation Preferences Royal Wedding is best suited for growers with some experience, as it requires attention to humidity and airflow. - Flowering Time: Approximately 56 to 63 days. - Yield: Above average, rewarding growers with resin-heavy flowers. - Maintenance: Topping and light stress training are recommended to manage its height and maximize canopy light exposure.Origin The strain originated in the United States, specifically developed by the breeders at Rev Genetics. Seed Suppliers Authentic seeds and clones are primarily distributed through Rev Genetics and authorized boutique seed retailers. Conclusion Royal Wedding stands out as a top-tier choice for those seeking a flavorful experience that eases the mind and body. Its delicious terpene profile and manageable effects make it an excellent selection for social gatherings or winding down after a long day. Previous Next
- Astroboy Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Astroboy: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Astroboy Strain Review Type Sativa THC % 23% Dominant Terpene Energy Terpinolene Happy, Uplifted Overview Astroboy is a vibrant, sativa-dominant hybrid known for its energizing properties and unique fruit-forward profile. Originally bred by TGA Subcool Seeds, this strain has gained a reputation for providing a clear-headed, functional high perfect for daytime use. Effects Astroboy is a high-energy, sativa-dominant hybrid that delivers a fast-acting, uplifting buzz characterized by intense cerebral energy and creativity. With THC levels typically ranging between 18% and 21%, it is an ideal choice for maintaining high energy levels and staying productive or social throughout a busy day without a heavy comedown. Its terpene profile is led by terpinolene, which provides sweet and floral notes; myrcene, which enhances mood-elevating effects with an earthy touch; and pinene, which supports mental clarity and focus. These properties make Astroboy particularly effective for those seeking a joyful experience that promotes happiness and activity, serving as an excellent functional strain for daytime use. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 0% Happy 70% Euphoric 0% Uplifted 58% Talkative 0% Creative 50% Energetic 79% Focused 45% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% stress, depression, anxiety, fatigue, headaches Dry Mouth 4% Dry Eyes 8% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 4% Anxious 8% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance Astroboy typically produces dense, medium-sized buds that are light green with occasional hues of purple. The flowers are coated in a dusting of white trichomes and accented by thin, pale orange pistils. Aroma The scent is a complex blend of sweet and tart. It is dominated by a strong tropical fruit aroma, often compared to pineapple or citrus, with distinct notes of sour cherry and a subtle earthy undertone. Flavor The flavor profile is remarkably similar to its scent, offering a smooth smoke that tastes of sweet fruit and citrus zest. Many users report a specific watermelon-like sweetness on the exhale, especially in the coveted watermelon phenotype. Lineage Astroboy is a multi-way cross featuring Apollo 13 genetics combined with a hybrid of Ortega and Cinderella 99. This lineage contributes to its intense cerebral effects and rapid onset. Terpene Profile - Terpinolene: Provides the primary sweet, fruity, and floral notes. - Myrcene: Adds a touch of herbal earthiness and contributes to the strain's mood-elevating effects. - Pinene: Offers a sharp, piney scent and supports mental clarity and focus.Effects With THC levels typically ranging between 18% and 21%, Astroboy delivers a fast-acting, uplifting buzz. It sparks cerebral energy and creativity, making it an excellent choice for staying active, social, or productive throughout a busy day without the heavy comedown associated with many hybrids. Cultivation Preferences Astroboy is considered a moderately easy strain to grow and is known for its tall, lanky structure inherited from its sativa heritage. - Flowering Time: Roughly 8 to 9 weeks. - Yield: Moderate to high. - Maintenance: It responds well to topping and training to manage its height and encourage lateral growth.Origin This strain was developed in the United States by the renowned breeders at TGA Subcool Seeds, who sought to create a high-energy sativa with an exceptional flavor profile. Seed Suppliers Authentic seeds were originally distributed by TGA Subcool Seeds. While original packs may be difficult to find following the passing of Subcool, genetics can often be found through specialized seed banks or as clones from nurseries that maintain the original mother plants. Conclusion Astroboy remains a favorite among sativa enthusiasts for its ability to provide a joyful, energetic experience coupled with an incredible fruity taste. It is a premier choice for those seeking a "wake and bake" strain that promotes happiness and activity. Previous Next
- Purple Crack Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Purple Crack: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Purple Crack Strain Review Type Hybrid THC % 17% Dominant Terpene Energy Myrcene Happy, Relaxed Overview Purple Crack is a high-energy, sativa-dominant hybrid known for its vibrant effects and diverse genetic background. While two primary versions exist—one from Cali Connection and another from the Qola Family—both are celebrated for their ability to induce a bright, creative euphoria that makes it a favorite for daytime use. Effects Purple Crack is a high-energy, sativa-dominant hybrid prized for its immediate burst of energy and mental clarity, making it ideal for stimulating creativity, focus, and social engagement during the day. Its terpene profile is led by myrcene, which provides an earthy base and slight physical relaxation; pinene, which contributes a distinct forest-pine aroma and promotes alertness; and limonene, which adds bright citrus notes and mood-elevating properties. These characteristics make it particularly effective for managing ailments such as fatigue, depression, and stress, as the strain induces a bright, creative euphoria without leading to heavy sedation or couch-lock. Overall, Purple Crack is a functional and uplifting cultivar that helps users stay productive and inspired. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 60% Happy 64% Euphoric 44% Uplifted 47% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 36% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% stress, pain, depression, anxiety, insomnia, headache Dry Mouth 23% Dry Eyes 7% Dizzy 4% Paranoid 4% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance This strain typically produces dense, spade-shaped buds that showcase a beautiful array of forest green and deep purple hues. These colorful flowers are accented by fiery orange pistils and a shimmering coating of milky-white trichomes, giving the buds a frosted, high-shelf look. Aroma The scent profile is complex and refreshing, characterized by a dominant base of earthy pine. This is layered with sweet, floral undertones and a sharp, zesty citrus punch that becomes more prominent once the buds are broken apart. Flavor On the inhale, users will experience a smooth blend of sweet fruit and floral notes. The exhale reveals a more rugged, herbal quality with lingering tastes of spicy pine and tart lemon, making for a crisp and flavorful smoking experience. Lineage The genetic history of Purple Crack varies by breeder. The Cali Connection version is a cross between the legendary Green Crack and a Blackwater male. Conversely, the Qola Family's version combines Green Crack with the fruity Juicy Fruit strain. Both lineages result in a sativa-leaning hybrid that retains the classic potency of its Green Crack parent. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: Contributes to the herbal, earthy base and provides slight physical relaxation. - Pinene: Accounts for the distinct forest-pine aroma and helps promote alertness. - Limonene: Adds the bright citrus notes and assists in the strain’s mood-elevating properties.Effects Purple Crack is prized for its immediate "burst" of energy and mental clarity. It is a highly cerebral strain that stimulates creativity and focus, making it ideal for artistic projects or social gatherings. The high is generally uplifting and happy, rarely leading to heavy sedation or couch-lock. Cultivation Preferences Purple Crack is considered a relatively easy strain to grow, making it suitable for beginners. - Flowering Time: Roughly 7 to 9 weeks. - Yield: Moderate to high, depending on training techniques. - Environment: It thrives in both indoor and outdoor settings, though it prefers a Mediterranean climate with plenty of light to maximize its purple coloration.Origin This strain originated in the United States, emerging from the West Coast breeding scenes of California, where its parentage (Green Crack and Blackwater) was first stabilized. Seed Suppliers Authentic seeds and clones can be found through Cali Connection, as well as various online seed banks like Seed City, Herbies Seeds, and Neptune Seed Bank. Conclusion Purple Crack is an excellent choice for cannabis enthusiasts seeking a functional, mood-boosting experience. Its striking appearance and refreshing flavor profile, combined with its invigorating sativa effects, make it a standout cultivar for those looking to stay productive and inspired throughout the day. Previous Next
- Citral Flow Bx1 Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Citral Flow Bx1: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Citral Flow Bx1 Strain Review Type Hybrid THC % 19% Dominant Terpene Energy NA Unknown Overview Citral Flo, also known as Citral Flow, is a high-performance hybrid developed by Ethos Genetics. By crossing the heavy-hitting Citral Flo #10 with Temple Kush F2, breeders stabilized the lineage to create a cultivar known for its massive, oily buds and intense aromatic profile. Effects Citral Flo offers a well-balanced experience that begins with a clear-headed, cerebral lift, making it suitable for creative relaxation or evening use. As the high progresses, the Temple Kush influence provides a heavy, relaxing body sensation that helps relieve physical tension and stress without being completely sedative. This strain is particularly effective for managing ailments such as anxiety, chronic pain, and minor inflammation due to its potent terpene profile. Myrcene contributes to its herbal, musky scent and promotes deep relaxation, while limonene provides sharp, uplifting citrus notes that enhance mood. Additionally, caryophyllene adds a spicy, peppery kick and provides anti-inflammatory benefits, making Citral Flo a versatile choice for those seeking a "louder" and more physically substantial version of classic citrus genetics. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 0% Happy 0% Euphoric 0% Uplifted 0% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% Unknown Dry Mouth 0% Dry Eyes 0% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 0% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance The strain is characterized by oversized, dense olive-green buds that are noticeably greasy to the touch. A thick layer of oversized, amber-tinted trichomes covers the surface, accompanied by thin, fiery orange pistils. Aroma Citral Flo emits a pungent and complex scent. It features a heavy musky base layered with sharp citrus notes and delicate floral undertones. The addition of Temple Kush genetics introduces a deep, gassy, and "loud" fuel-like aroma that lingers in the air. Flavor The flavor profile is robust and savory. Users can expect a smooth inhale of sour lemon and sweet blossoms, followed by a heavy, earthy kush aftertaste with distinct notes of spice and diesel. Lineage This strain is a refined cross of Citral Flo \#10 and Temple Kush F2. This genetic combination was specifically designed to increase the "loudness" and physical weight of the original Citral Flo line, resulting in a more potent and gassy phenotype. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: Contributes to the herbal, musky scent and promotes relaxation. - Limonene: Provides the sharp, uplifting citrus notes. - Caryophyllene: Adds a spicy, peppery kick and gassy undertones.Effects Citral Flo offers a well-balanced experience that begins with a clear-headed, cerebral lift. As the high progresses, the Temple Kush influence provides a heavy, relaxing body sensation that relieves tension without being completely sedative, making it suitable for evening use or creative relaxation. Cultivation Preferences This strain is favored by growers for its stability and impressive resin production. - Flowering Time: Approximately 8 to 9 weeks. - Yield: High; the "fat buds" contribute to significant weight at harvest. - Growth Habit: It tends to be a vigorous grower that responds well to topping and thrives in both indoor and outdoor environments.Origin The strain originated in the United States, specifically bred by the team at Ethos Genetics, who are renowned for their rigorous "Alpha" and "Beta" testing programs to ensure genetic stability. Seed Suppliers Authentic seeds can be sourced through Ethos Genetics directly or via authorized seed banks such as North Atlantic Seed Co., Get Seeds Right Here, and Brotanical Gardens. Conclusion Citral Flo is a standout choice for those who appreciate the intersection of floral sweetness and heavy gas. Its exceptional resin coverage makes it a favorite for extractors, while its balanced effects and pungent terpene profile ensure it remains a staple for connoisseurs seeking a "louder" version of classic citrus genetics. Previous Next
- G-Force Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about G-Force: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back G-Force Strain Review Type Indica THC % 16% Dominant Terpene Energy NA Relaxed, Happy Overview G-Force, bred by Flying Dutchman, is a powerful indica-dominant hybrid renowned for its heavy-hitting effects and high resin production. It is a robust cross that combines classic genetics to deliver a deeply relaxing experience, making it a favorite for evening use and therapeutic relief. Effects G-Force is a potent indica-dominant strain that delivers an extremely heavy body high, making it ideal for low-energy evening use and achieving a state of "couch-lock." It is highly effective for treating physical ailments such as chronic pain, muscle aches, and inflammation, while its sedative properties make it a top choice for those struggling with insomnia and stress. The strain's terpene profile is led by myrcene, which contributes to its earthy aroma and profound relaxation; caryophyllene, which adds a spicy kick and anti-inflammatory benefits; and pinene, which provides a touch of mental clarity to balance the heavy sedation. Together, these elements create a powerful euphoric rush that helps users shrug off the day's tensions and find deep therapeutic relief. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 50% Happy 50% Euphoric 50% Uplifted 0% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 50% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 50% Sleepy 0% stress, pain, anxiety, lack_of_appetite, add/adhd Dry Mouth 50% Dry Eyes 50% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 0% Anxious 0% Hungry 50% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance This strain produces massive, dense colas that are heavily coated in a thick layer of sticky resin. The buds are typically a deep forest green with vibrant orange pistils winding through the crystalline trichomes, reflecting its potent lineage. Aroma G-Force features a pungent and complex aromatic profile. It is characterized by strong earthy and musky notes inherited from its Northern Lights ancestry, complemented by the sharp, spicy, and slightly sweet undertones typical of Skunk varieties. Flavor The flavor mirrors its aroma, offering a rich, hash-like taste on the inhale. Users often report a blend of spicy earthiness and woody pine, followed by a subtle, lingering sweetness on the exhale. Lineage G-Force is a hearty three-way cross between the legendary G13, Skunk \#1, and Northern Lights. This genetic combination results in a high-yielding, resilient plant that embodies the best qualities of its heavy-hitting indica ancestors. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: The dominant terpene, contributing to the strain's earthy scent and profound sedative properties. - Caryophyllene: Adds a spicy, peppery kick and provides potential anti-inflammatory benefits. - Pinene: Offers a touch of pine aroma and may help counteract some of the heavy sedation with slight mental clarity.Effects With its potent indica background, G-Force delivers an extremely heavy body high that can make limbs feel weighted and relaxed. This is accompanied by a powerful euphoric rush that lifts the mood. It is highly effective for "couch-lock," making it ideal for treating chronic pain, stress, and insomnia. Cultivation Preferences G-Force is known for its generous yields and resinous output. It is a relatively easy strain to grow but requires patience during its flowering stage. - Flowering Time: Approximately 9 weeks. - Yield: High; it produces large, heavy colas that may require support. - Environment: Thrives in controlled indoor environments where humidity can be managed to protect its dense buds.Origin The strain was developed in the Netherlands by the Flying Dutchman seed bank, a group known for preserving and refining classic cannabis genetics. Seed Suppliers Authentic G-Force seeds can be sourced from Flying Dutchman, though they are also occasionally available through specialized seed banks like Sensi Seeds, Seedsman, or Herbies Seeds. Conclusion G-Force is a quintessential heavy indica that lives up to its name with powerful physical effects and impressive resin production. While its intensity may be a challenge for novice users, it remains a top-tier choice for enthusiasts seeking a potent evening strain to alleviate physical discomfort and melt away stress. Previous Next
- Sequoia Strawberry Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Sequoia Strawberry: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Sequoia Strawberry Strain Review Type Sativa THC % 21% Dominant Terpene Energy Myrcene Uplifted, Happy Overview Sequoia Strawberry, bred by SinCity Seeds, is a sativa-dominant hybrid celebrated for its uplifting energy and significant productivity. Combining genetics from White Strawberry and White Nightmare, this strain is a favorite for those seeking a functional high paired with a sweet, nostalgic flavor profile. Effects Sequoia Strawberry is a sativa-dominant strain known for delivering an invigorating cerebral buzz and strong motivating attributes, making it an ideal choice for high-energy daytime activities such as household chores, outdoor adventures, or exercise. Its effects provide the mental focus needed for productivity without the heavy sedation often associated with hybrid strains. The terpene profile is led by myrcene, which provides herbal notes and relaxing physical undertones; limonene, which promotes a cheerful, stress-relieving mood and sweet berry scent; and pinene, which adds a fresh forest aroma while helping to maintain mental focus. These characteristics make Sequoia Strawberry particularly effective for managing stress and fatigue, offering a functional high that balances physical energy with mental clarity. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 35% Happy 41% Euphoric 41% Uplifted 76% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 52% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% stress, pain, depression, anxiety, fatigue Dry Mouth 5% Dry Eyes 5% Dizzy 11% Paranoid 5% Anxious 11% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance The buds of Sequoia Strawberry are typically dense and elongated, reflecting its sativa lineage. They feature a vibrant forest-green hue, accented by thin, curly orange pistils and a generous dusting of translucent white trichomes that give the flowers a shimmering, frosted look. Aroma True to its name, this strain emits a potent and sugary aroma reminiscent of strawberry candy. This sweetness is grounded by a subtle, earthy, and slightly hashy undertone that becomes more pronounced when the buds are broken apart. Flavor The palate is treated to a burst of ripe berries and sweet cream upon inhalation. On the exhale, the flavor transitions into a more complex profile of woody pine and a hint of spicy hash, making for a smooth and enjoyable smoking experience. Lineage Sequoia Strawberry is a cross between White Strawberry and White Nightmare. This genetic combination results in a sativa-leaning profile that emphasizes clarity and physical energy while maintaining the resinous quality of its "White" ancestors. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: Provides the underlying herbal notes and contributes to the strain's relaxing physical undertones. - Limonene: Enhances the sweet berry scent and promotes a cheerful, stress-relieving mood. - Pinene: Adds a touch of forest-like freshness and helps maintain mental focus.Effects Known for its strong motivating attributes, Sequoia Strawberry delivers an invigorating cerebral buzz. It is an ideal choice for daytime use, providing the focus needed for household chores, outdoor adventures, or exercise without the heavy sedation often found in hybrids. Cultivation Preferences Growers favor this strain for its reliability and efficiency. It is suitable for both indoor and outdoor environments. - Flowering Time: Approximately 60 days. - Yield: Phenomenal; it is recognized for producing heavy harvests. - Growth Habit: It tends to be a vigorous grower that responds well to training techniques.Origin The strain was developed in the United States by the breeders at SinCity Seeds, a group known for their high-quality "White" crosses and potent sativa hybrids. Seed Suppliers Authentic seeds for Sequoia Strawberry can generally be found through SinCity Seeds' authorized distributors, Neptune Seed Bank, and various reputable online seed retailers specializing in boutique genetics. Conclusion Sequoia Strawberry is a standout sativa-dominant variety that perfectly balances a delicious dessert-like flavor with practical, energizing effects. Its quick flowering time and high yield make it as rewarding for the cultivator as it is for the consumer seeking a productive daytime companion. Previous Next
- Blue Satellite Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Blue Satellite: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Blue Satellite Strain Review Type Sativa THC % 15% Dominant Terpene Energy NA Happy, Uplifted Overview Blue Satellite is a potent sativa-dominant hybrid known for its long-lasting, psychoactive effects and refreshing berry profile. Created by breeder Steve of Spice of Life Seeds, it has gained a reputation for delivering a clean, functional high that is well-suited for daytime use. Effects Blue Satellite is a potent sativa-dominant strain that delivers a powerful cerebral rush characterized by euphoria and heightened creativity. It provides an energizing boost without significant physical heaviness, making it a preferred daytime strain for those seeking a clean, functional high. This strain is highly effective for managing stress, appetite loss, nausea, glaucoma, and chronic pain. Its terpene profile is led by myrcene, which contributes to its herbal notes and muscle-relaxing properties; pinene, which provides a sharp pine scent and may assist with alertness and memory retention; and caryophyllene, which adds a touch of spice and offers potential anti-inflammatory benefits. Together, these characteristics make Blue Satellite a versatile choice for both medicinal patients and recreational users seeking a high-quality, uplifting experience. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 0% Happy 62% Euphoric 52% Uplifted 62% Talkative 50% Creative 0% Energetic 47% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% stress, pain, depression, anxiety, headache, fatigue Dry Mouth 35% Dry Eyes 27% Dizzy 17% Paranoid 17% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance The strain produces dense, conic buds that are typically a deep forest green with occasional blue or purple hues. These flowers are accented by thin orange pistils and a dusting of crystalline trichomes that give the plant a shimmering, sticky texture. Aroma Blue Satellite features a complex and pungent scent. While it carries the sweet, fruity notes of its berry lineage, it is most notable for a sharp, sour aroma redolent of ammonia and earthy soil. Flavor The taste is a pleasant blend of sweet and tart. Users often report a strong blueberry flavor on the inhale, followed by a savory, herbal, and slightly spicy exhale with lingering notes of pine. Lineage This strain is the result of crossing a Shishkaberry mother with a Blueberry Sativa male. This genetic combination balances the heavy resin production of the Shishkaberry with the uplifting, cerebral qualities of the Blueberry Sativa. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: The most prominent terpene, contributing to the strain's herbal notes and muscle-relaxing properties. - Pinene: Provides a sharp pine scent and may help with alertness and memory retention. - Caryophyllene: Adds a touch of spice and offers potential anti-inflammatory benefits.Effects With high THC levels, Blue Satellite delivers a powerful cerebral rush characterized by euphoria and heightened creativity. It is highly effective for stress relief and provides an energizing boost without significant physical heaviness. It is frequently used to manage appetite loss, nausea, glaucoma, and chronic pain. Cultivation Preferences Blue Satellite is relatively easy to grow and adaptable to both indoor and outdoor environments. - Flowering Time: Approximately 8 to 9 weeks. - Yield: Moderate to high. - Environment: It prefers a controlled indoor environment where humidity can be monitored, but it can thrive outdoors in mild, temperate climates.Origin The strain originated in Canada, developed by the breeder Spice of Life Seeds as part of their "Blue" line of genetics. Seed Suppliers While the original Spice of Life seeds can be difficult to find, authentic genetics and hybrids are occasionally available through boutique seed banks and breeders like DJ Short or legacy Canadian suppliers. Conclusion Blue Satellite remains a favorite among sativa lovers for its unique ammonia-berry scent and its ability to provide a potent, creative high. Its balanced effects and therapeutic potential make it a versatile choice for both medicinal patients and recreational connoisseurs seeking a high-quality daytime strain. Previous Next
- Greenwave Maryland — DC Dispensary Review & Photos | Toker's Guide
Our honest review of Greenwave Maryland in Washington DC — photos, ratings for quality, service, selection & prices, plus what to know before you go. Greenwave Maryland WEBSITE MENU REVIEWS 70 Holiday Drive, Alamo, CA, USA About OVERALL 3.8 average rating is 3.8 out of 5 EXPERIENCE 3.8 average rating is 3.8 out of 5 QUALITY 3.9 average rating is 3.9 out of 5 SERVICE 3.9 average rating is 3.9 out of 5 SELECTION 3.8 average rating is 3.8 out of 5 PRICES 3.7 average rating is 3.7 out of 5 Greenwave Maryland offers adult-use recreational and medical cannabis, featuring flower, pre-rolls, vapes, and edibles with a focus on quality and accessibility. Open Monday to Saturday from 10 AM to 8 PM and Sunday from 11 AM to 5 PM, its Prince Frederick space supports online ordering for pickup in Calvert County. The dispensary’s menu includes brands like Evermore, tailored to Southern Maryland’s rural customers. Its bright, welcoming interior ensures a pleasant visit for all. This Greenwave spot excels with its coastal charm and dependable selection. Ascend Cannabis Recent Reviews Check back soon Once posts are published, you’ll see them here. Trending Nearby Watermelon Sugar, High: Fade Co.'s Live Resin Gummies Reviewed There's a running joke about Harry Styles' summer smash that the man himself has cheerfully leaned into: nobody is entirely sure what "watermelon sugar" is, only that it sounds fantastic and you want more of it. Fade Co. seems to have taken that ambiguity as a design brief. Their new live resin gummies don't just borrow the fruit - they capture the whole breezy, sun-warmed, slightly-too-good-to-analyze feeling the song trades in, then pack it ten to a tin... Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland) This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available... Animal Burnie by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, MD) Let's get one thing out of the way: Animal Burnie sounds like the class clown of a Saturday morning cartoon, and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. Because here's what I've learned chasing flower around this state - the strains with the most personality in the jar almost always have the most personality in the name, and this one shows up grinning. After picking it up outside Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, it introduced itself immediately as I cracked it open: w 1 2 3 4 5 best weed in DC (1,162) 1,162 posts DC flower (1,084) 1,084 posts DC I-71 (1,029) 1,029 posts terps (1,010) 1,010 posts DC Storefront (671) 671 posts heavy trichomes (668) 668 posts Indica Heavy Hybrid (618) 618 posts DC weed delivery (534) 534 posts starry trichomes (509) 509 posts Indica (479) 479 posts 50/50 Hybrid (418) 418 posts Sativa Dominant Hybrid (252) 252 posts Sativa (212) 212 posts Gelato (154) 154 posts DC Medical Marijuana (148) 148 posts Medical Marijuana (138) 138 posts Maryland Medical Marijuana (122) 122 posts Maryland Flower (110) 110 posts Runtz (102) 102 posts Elevated Lounge (95) 95 posts GSC (91) 91 posts Maryland Recreational (85) 85 posts alternative solutions (84) 84 posts Takoma Wellness Center (80) 80 posts The Gift Givers (78) 78 posts concentrate (76) 76 posts best weed in Maryland (75) 75 posts Zkittles (69) 69 posts edibles (69) 69 posts Alt Sol (60) 60 posts
- Pineapple Tangie Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Pineapple Tangie: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Pineapple Tangie Strain Review Type Hybrid THC % 9% Dominant Terpene Energy Myrcene Unknown Overview Pineapple Tangie is a flavorful sativa-leaning hybrid that combines tropical fruit notes with a sharp citrus punch. This strain is a popular choice for those seeking a refreshing and uplifting cannabis experience, often enjoyed for its bright terpene profile and energizing effects. Effects Pineapple Tangie is a potent sativa-leaning hybrid known for delivering an immediate cerebral high that boosts mood, creativity, and focus. Its high energy levels make it an ideal choice for daytime productivity, social gatherings, or artistic projects, eventually settling into a light and functional body relaxation. This strain is particularly effective for managing symptoms of depression, chronic fatigue, and stress due to its uplifting nature. Its complex terpene profile is led by myrcene, which provides a tropical and herbal base; limonene, which enhances its intense citrus flavor and mood-elevating qualities; pinene, which supports mental clarity and adds a fresh pine undertone; and caryophyllene, which contributes a touch of spice and potential anti-inflammatory benefits. Together, these elements make Pineapple Tangie a top-tier selection for users seeking a flavorful, clear-headed experience without heavy sedation. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 0% Happy 0% Euphoric 0% Uplifted 0% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% Unknown Dry Mouth 0% Dry Eyes 0% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 0% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance The buds of Pineapple Tangie are typically dense and elongated, showcasing a vibrant lime-green color. They are decorated with fiery orange pistils and a shimmering coating of amber-tinted trichomes, giving the flower a sticky, resinous texture. Aroma As the name suggests, the aroma is dominated by a sweet, tropical pineapple scent balanced by the pungent, zesty citrus notes of Tangie. Breaking the buds releases underlying earthy and herbal tones that round out its complex bouquet. Flavor The flavor profile is a highlight for many users, offering a delicious burst of sweet pineapple and tangy tangerine on the inhale. The exhale is smooth, leaving a lingering aftertaste of tropical fruit and a subtle hint of woody pine. Lineage Pineapple Tangie is a genetic cross between the famous Pineapple Kush and the citrus-heavy Tangie. This lineage results in a hybrid that captures the tropical sweetness of the Pineapple family and the soaring sativa qualities of Tangie. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: Provides the signature tropical and herbal base. - Limonene: Responsible for the intense citrus and mood-enhancing qualities. - Pinene: Adds a fresh, forest-like undertone and supports mental clarity. - Caryophyllene: Contributes a touch of spice and potential anti-inflammatory benefits.Effects Known for its potent cerebral high, Pineapple Tangie delivers an immediate boost in mood, creativity, and focus. It provides a clean energy that makes it ideal for daytime use, social gatherings, or artistic projects. While primarily uplifting, it eventually settles into a light, functional body relaxation. Cultivation Preferences This strain thrives in both indoor and outdoor environments, preferring a warm, sunny climate. - Flowering Time: Approximately 9 to 10 weeks. - Yield: Moderate to high, depending on training techniques. - Maintenance: It tends to stretch significantly during the flowering phase, so topping or using a SCROG (Screen of Green) setup is recommended to manage height.Origin Pineapple Tangie originated in the United States, bred by cultivators looking to enhance the classic Tangie profile with more tropical, exotic fruit characteristics. Seed Suppliers Enthusiasts can find Pineapple Tangie genetics through various seed banks and breeders such as DNA Genetics, Crockett Family Farms, and Seed City. Conclusion Pineapple Tangie is a standout cultivar for lovers of citrus and tropical flavors. Its ability to provide a clear-headed, euphoric high without heavy sedation makes it a top-tier choice for daytime productivity and those who enjoy a flavorful, aromatic smoke. Previous Next
- Red Widow Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Red Widow: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Red Widow Strain Review Type Hybrid THC % 20% Dominant Terpene Energy NA Happy, Relaxed Overview Red Widow is a potent hybrid strain that combines the balanced genetics of White Widow with the exotic, uplifting qualities of Red Dragon. This cultivar is celebrated for delivering a harmonious experience that blends cerebral stimulation with a soothing physical relaxation, making it a favorite for those seeking both euphoria and tranquility. Effects Red Widow is a potent hybrid that delivers an immediate rush of cerebral euphoria, sparking creativity and a sense of happy motivation. This initial surge of energy eventually plateaus into a warm, numbing physical sensation that eases muscle tension without causing heavy sedation, making it suitable for daytime use or social gatherings. Its complex terpene profile is led by myrcene, which provides herbal scents and physical relaxation; limonene, which adds citrus notes and enhances mood; caryophyllene, which offers spicy undertones and anti-inflammatory benefits; and pinene, which contributes a fresh forest aroma and supports mental clarity. These characteristics make Red Widow particularly effective for managing symptoms of stress, depression, fatigue, and minor physical aches. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 40% Happy 100% Euphoric 0% Uplifted 40% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 40% Giggly 60% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% pain, anxiety, insomnia, lack_of_appetite, inflammation Dry Mouth 20% Dry Eyes 0% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 20% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance The buds of Red Widow are typically dense and medium-sized, showcasing a vibrant palette of deep forest greens and subtle reddish-purple hues inherited from its Red Dragon parent. A thick blanket of frosty white trichomes covers the surface, while bright orange and fiery red pistils weave through the foliage, giving the strain a striking, colorful look. Aroma Red Widow features a complex and inviting aromatic profile. It greets the senses with a dominant scent of sweet, overripe fruit and berries, underpinned by a classic earthy and woody base. Subtle notes of spicy hash and floral undertones become more apparent when the buds are broken apart or ground. Flavor The flavor mirrors its aroma, offering a delicious blend of sweet tropical fruit and tart berries on the inhale. As the smoke or vapor is exhaled, it leaves a lingering aftertaste of earthy pine, sandalwood, and a touch of peppery spice, providing a smooth and multi-layered tasting experience. Lineage Red Widow is a direct cross between the legendary White Widow and the sativa-dominant Red Dragon (an exotic cross of Himalayan Kush and Utopia Haze). This lineage results in a hybrid that captures the resin-heavy, stable characteristics of Dutch classics along with the unique terpene profile of South Asian and South American landraces. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: The most prominent terpene, contributing to the strain’s herbal scent and relaxing physical effects. - Limonene: Provides a bright citrus note and aids in the uplifting, mood-enhancing qualities. - Caryophyllene: Adds a touch of spice and may assist with anti-inflammatory benefits. - Pinene: Offers a fresh forest aroma and helps balance the sedative effects with mental clarity.Effects The high from Red Widow begins with an immediate rush of cerebral euphoria, sparking creativity and a sense of happy motivation. As the initial surge plateaus, a warm, numbing sensation spreads throughout the body, easing muscle tension without causing heavy sedation. It is often used to manage symptoms of stress, depression, minor aches, and fatigue. Cultivation Preferences Red Widow is considered a moderately easy strain to grow, adaptable to both indoor and outdoor environments. It prefers a Mediterranean climate with plenty of light and controlled humidity. - Flowering Time: Roughly 8 to 9 weeks. - Yield: Moderate to high, benefiting from topping or "Low Stress Training" (LST) to maximize canopy light exposure. - Resilience: Inherits White Widow’s natural resistance to common molds and pests.Origin While its parent strains have roots in the Netherlands (White Widow) and the Himalayas/Brazil (Red Dragon), Red Widow gained popularity through North American breeders looking to enhance the potency and flavor profile of the traditional "Widow" family. Seed Suppliers Enthusiasts can find Red Widow genetics or closely related crosses through various international seed banks, including many boutique breeders that specialize in Widow hybrids or "White" family variations. Conclusion Red Widow is an exceptional hybrid that stands out for its beautiful coloration and balanced effects. By merging the reliability of White Widow with the flavorful punch of Red Dragon, it offers a versatile experience suitable for daytime use or social gatherings, appealing to both connoisseurs and medical users alike. Previous Next









