Cannabis  REVIEWS 

Few strains carry the mythic weight of Matanuska Thunder F*ck. Born in the unforgiving 1970s Matanuska Valley of Alaska, this sativa-dominant legend was forged from an obscure high-latitude landrace crossed with heavy Afghani genetics — a hardy survivor prized for delivering a lightning-fast cerebral rush followed by deep physical ease. Authentic expressions have always been rare; much of the original line was lost to time or diluted through decades of breeding...

Here's a really solid batch of Garcia Hand Picked's LA Baker. Currently available at Liberty Cannabis in Rockville, Maryland, it's an ind...

What’s better than a dose of love? A Dosi Love—because this one doesn’t ghost you, doesn’t text you back late, and always delivers good v...

I was excited to try one of the newest drops from RHYTHM, Afternoon Delight 4 and I knew that first impressions were going to mean everything. With this being a GMO cross, I was already expecting some funk, but I was pleasantly surprised with how many other notes were present...

Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

The DC cannabis scene continues its quiet evolution this week. Patients are moving beyond basic potency hunts and toward strains with clear, consistent terpene expression and reliable effects that match real daily needs. Menus reflect this growing sophistication — more intentional small-batch drops, stronger flavor profiles, and value-driven specials that reward repeat patients rather than just moving volume...

This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

As gas prices continue to climb, the ideal spot for premium fuel is actually at DC's medical marijuana dispensary, Higher Ground. Sourced directly from the ground by local cannabis growers Alt Sol, this 91 Octane is the only fuel worth using in today's economy...

Let's be real—Poonesia might be one of the funniest strain names to hit Maryland dispensaries, and it demands an explanation. Is it a pla...

This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Animal Face, cultivated by RYTHM, is a remarkable strain making its rounds at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. My awesome budt...

One of the newest strains to come out of the Grassroots in-house breeding project is a freight train of cannabis excellence. Before the seal came all the way off, the strong terps were jumping out of the jar. For anyone who remembers Lemon Grenades or Memory Loss by Grassroots in the past, this is about as close as you can get. Each inhale gave a citrus-forward smell with a sharpness about every secondary note that was impossible to stop going back in for more. The familiar s

Cultivated by Savvy and available at gLeaf Dispensary in Rockville, this lovely batch of Torrone #2 is an intriguing introduction to mode...

It’s early May in DC and the city is doing that classic thing where the weather flips between perfect spring afternoons and sudden downpours that make you question every life choice. Same energy in the cannabis market right now - one minute everything feels predictable, the next minute fresh AltSol drops are hitting shelves and patients are lighting up group chats with “you gotta try this.” We spent the last few days checking live menus, scrolling recent Reddit threads and ta

Upon first glance, Vanilla Velvet from Jungle Boys in St. Pete, Florida, looks like a premium treat—super frosty buds with a vibrant mix of purple and green hues that scream quality craftsmanship. It will undoubtedly lead to potent sessions, but doesn't overwhelm the senses right out of the gate. It's sort of like a velvet rope to a VIP lounge of relaxation...

Recently harvested by DC craft cultivator Alt Sol, this phenomenal Triple Burger just dropped at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensa...

The Cookies Dual Chamber 3-in-1 cannabis terp vape is an innovative and intriguing addition to the vaping scene at Takoma Wellness Center...

This Santa Cruz Blue Dream cut is a beautifully bred old school strain that will forever be not only a classic but a consumer favorite. Available at The Flowery's Clearwater dispensary, this batch is exquisitely grown, offering heady, energetic effects and the quintessential Blue Dream flavor to the max. ✨😮‍💨✨

Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair...