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Cookies & Alt Sol "Ridgeline Lantz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Ridgeline Lantz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, exudes an impressive pedigree. With its origins...

Toker's Guide
Oct 92 min read


Watermelon Sugar, High: Fade Co.'s Live Resin Gummies Reviewed
There's a running joke about Harry Styles' summer smash that the man himself has cheerfully leaned into: nobody is entirely sure what "watermelon sugar" is, only that it sounds fantastic and you want more of it. Fade Co. seems to have taken that ambiguity as a design brief. Their new live resin gummies don't just borrow the fruit - they capture the whole breezy, sun-warmed, slightly-too-good-to-analyze feeling the song trades in, then pack it ten to a tin...

Toker's Guide
Oct 93 min read


Platinum TK - Green Theory Dispensary
Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Elle Weeds
Oct 92 min read


Gelatti Mints by Alt Sol - Embers DC
Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

Toker's Guide
Oct 82 min read


91 Octane by Alt Sol - Higher Ground DC
As gas prices continue to climb, the ideal spot for premium fuel is actually at DC's medical marijuana dispensary, Higher Ground. Sourced directly from the ground by local cannabis growers Alt Sol, this 91 Octane is the only fuel worth using in today's economy...

Toker's Guide
Oct 81 min read


Pink Lobster - The Flowery, Tampa (Florida Medical)
I'll confess a bias up front: I am helpless against anything with "Runtz" in its family tree, and Pink Lobster arrives with impeccable candy credentials. This is Cotton Candy Runtz crossed with Blue Lobster — a pairing that sounds less like a cannabis strain and more like the dessert menu at a seaside carnival run by someone with questionable impulse control. Maine Trees, appropriately enough given the name, brings this pheno down to The Flowery in Tampa, and the result is a

Toker's Guide
Oct 63 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Madrina" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In...

Elle Weeds
Oct 22 min read


Triple Burger by Alt Sol - Green Theory
Recently harvested by DC craft cultivator Alt Sol, this phenomenal Triple Burger just dropped at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensa...

Toker's Guide
Oct 23 min read


Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland)
This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Maryland Terps
Oct 12 min read


Animal Burnie by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, MD)
Let's get one thing out of the way: Animal Burnie sounds like the class clown of a Saturday morning cartoon, and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. Because here's what I've learned chasing flower around this state - the strains with the most personality in the jar almost always have the most personality in the name, and this one shows up grinning. After picking it up outside Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, it introduced itself immediately as I cracked it open: w

Elle Weeds
Oct 14 min read


Vanilla Velvet x 06 OG - Jungle Boys, St. Petersburg (Florida Medical)
Upon first glance, Vanilla Velvet from Jungle Boys in St. Pete, Florida, looks like a premium treat—super frosty buds with a vibrant mix of purple and green hues that scream quality craftsmanship. It will undoubtedly lead to potent sessions, but doesn't overwhelm the senses right out of the gate. It's sort of like a velvet rope to a VIP lounge of relaxation...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Sep 302 min read


Animal Face by RYTHM Strain Review (Maryland Recreational)
Animal Face, cultivated by RYTHM, is a remarkable strain making its rounds at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. My awesome budt...

Toker's Guide
Sep 263 min read


Bomb Popz Infused Pre-Roll - Fade Co. (Story Dispensary, Waldorf, MD)
This Bomb Popz infused pre-roll starts winning before you even open the tube. The name alone is a hit of pure nostalgia. You remember the popsicle - red, white, and blue, chased down the block on a sweltering afternoon, guaranteed to turn your tongue three colors. It made an ordinary summer day feel like a holiday. Fade Co bottled that carefree energy and rolled it into a diamond-infused pre-roll. And the potency backs up the fun: premium indoor flower boosted with THCA diamo

Maryland Terps
Sep 243 min read


Torrone #2 by Savvy - gLeaf (Rockville, Maryland)
Cultivated by Savvy and available at gLeaf Dispensary in Rockville, this lovely batch of Torrone #2 is an intriguing introduction to mode...

Toker's Guide
Sep 192 min read


Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st...

Toker's Guide
Sep 192 min read


Tarts by Grassroots - Curaleaf (Columbia, Maryland)
From the moment the seal cracked open, it felt like I had been hit by a citrusy freight train of fruity goodness. The initial burst of le...

Dave Tart
Sep 183 min read


Keefer’s Onyx Jar & Scraper Set: Worthy of A Road Warrior’s Stash
The Onyx Jar is a masterclass in quiet confidence. The matte black cylindrical body feels substantial yet surprisingly lightweight in the hand — the kind of tactile pleasure you don’t expect from a stash container. The glossy black screw-top lid threads on with smooth, precise confidence. There’s no loud “click,” just a clean, secure seal that inspires immediate trust. Vertical copper-toned “KEEFER ONYX” lettering runs down the side with elegant restraint, while the lid is cr

Toker's Guide
Sep 174 min read


HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b

Mary Jane Burnmore
Sep 162 min read


RHYTHM Cannabis' Afternoon Delight 4 Strain Review
I was excited to try one of the newest drops from RHYTHM, Afternoon Delight 4 and I knew that first impressions were going to mean everything. With this being a GMO cross, I was already expecting some funk, but I was pleasantly surprised with how many other notes were present...

Dave Tart
Sep 23 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Toker's Guide
Aug 292 min read
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