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- Medical Dispensaries | Toker's Guide
We list and review the best DC & Maryland medical marijuana dispensaries and their most amazing flower, edibles, and concentrates - all to help you find the best weed around! Medical DISPENSARIES DC MEDICAL MARYLAND VIRGINIA FLORIDA We're your guide to the medical marijuana dispensaries of Washington D.C., Maryland, Virginia, and beyond. We scour their shelves to bring to you the best, and only the best, medical cannabis in the area. Stay up-to-date and informed with reviews from our team of cannabis connoisseurs. Featured Reviews Bomb Popz Infused Pre-Roll - Fade Co. (Story Dispensary, Waldorf, MD) Maryland Terps Sep 24 3 min read Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC Toker's Guide Sep 19 2 min read Tarts by Grassroots - Curaleaf (Columbia, Maryland) Dave Tart Sep 18 3 min read HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical) Mary Jane Burnmore Sep 16 2 min read Recent Reviews Bomb Popz Infused Pre-Roll - Fade Co. (Story Dispensary, Waldorf, MD) This Bomb Popz infused pre-roll starts winning before you even open the tube. The name alone is a hit of pure nostalgia. You remember the popsicle - red, white, and blue, chased down the block on a sweltering afternoon, guaranteed to turn your tongue three colors. It made an ordinary summer day feel like a holiday. Fade Co bottled that carefree energy and rolled it into a diamond-infused pre-roll. And the potency backs up the fun: premium indoor flower boosted with THCA diamo Maryland Terps Sep 24 3 min read Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st... Toker's Guide Sep 19 2 min read Tarts by Grassroots - Curaleaf (Columbia, Maryland) From the moment the seal cracked open, it felt like I had been hit by a citrusy freight train of fruity goodness. The initial burst of le... Dave Tart Sep 18 3 min read HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical) Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b Mary Jane Burnmore Sep 16 2 min read Animal Burnie by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, MD) Let's get one thing out of the way: Animal Burnie sounds like the class clown of a Saturday morning cartoon, and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. Because here's what I've learned chasing flower around this state - the strains with the most personality in the jar almost always have the most personality in the name, and this one shows up grinning. After picking it up outside Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, it introduced itself immediately as I cracked it open: w Elle Weeds Sep 2 4 min read RHYTHM Cannabis' Afternoon Delight 4 Strain Review I was excited to try one of the newest drops from RHYTHM, Afternoon Delight 4 and I knew that first impressions were going to mean everything. With this being a GMO cross, I was already expecting some funk, but I was pleasantly surprised with how many other notes were present... Dave Tart Sep 2 3 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform... Toker's Guide Aug 29 2 min read 1 2 3 4 5 best weed in DC (1,162) 1,162 posts DC flower (1,084) 1,084 posts DC I-71 (1,029) 1,029 posts terps (1,010) 1,010 posts DC Storefront (671) 671 posts heavy trichomes (668) 668 posts Indica Heavy Hybrid (618) 618 posts DC weed delivery (534) 534 posts starry trichomes (509) 509 posts Indica (479) 479 posts 50/50 Hybrid (418) 418 posts Sativa Dominant Hybrid (252) 252 posts Sativa (212) 212 posts Gelato (154) 154 posts DC Medical Marijuana (148) 148 posts Medical Marijuana (138) 138 posts Maryland Medical Marijuana (122) 122 posts Maryland Flower (110) 110 posts Runtz (102) 102 posts Elevated Lounge (95) 95 posts GSC (91) 91 posts Maryland Recreational (85) 85 posts alternative solutions (84) 84 posts Takoma Wellness Center (80) 80 posts
- Dispensary Near Me DC | Toker's Guide
Welcome to Dispensary Near Me, Washington, DC’s premier destination for high-end medical cannabis products. We stand out by curating a diverse selection of top-quality strains, concentrates, flower, pre-rolls, and edibles. Our focus on catering to the unique needs of discerning clientele and providing a welcoming, educational experience for our patients sets us apart. Read to learn more about our registered and licensed DC cannabis dispensary. Dispensary Near Me DC WEBSITE MENU REVIEWS 610 H St NW, Washington, DC 20001 (202) 440-3949 Welcome to Dispensary Near Me , Washington, DC’s premier destination for high-end medical cannabis products. We stand out by curating a diverse selection of top-quality strains, concentrates , flower , pre-rolls , and edibles . Our focus on catering to the unique needs of discerning clientele and providing a welcoming, educational experience for our patients sets us apart. Read to learn more about our registered and licensed DC cannabis dispensary. Store Hours: Sun – Wed: 11am – 7pm Thu, Fri & Sat: 11am – 9pm DNM Reviews Recent Reviews Check back soon Once posts are published, you’ll see them here.
- Green Label | Toker's Guide
Green Label WEBSITE MENU REVIEWS 3401 14th Street Northwest, Washington, DC, USA About OVERALL 4.0 average rating is 4 out of 5 EXPERIENCE 4.0 average rating is 4 out of 5 QUALITY 4.2 average rating is 4.2 out of 5 SERVICE 4.1 average rating is 4.1 out of 5 SELECTION 4.0 average rating is 4 out of 5 PRICES 3.8 average rating is 3.8 out of 5 Green Label on 14th Street NW delivers a modern cannabis shopping experience. The dispensary boasts a clean, minimalist design that highlights its high-end flower and concentrates. It’s a go-to for those who appreciate a refined selection process with an emphasis on quality. The staff offers insights into strain origins and effects, enhancing the customer journey. Perfect for those seeking a sophisticated cannabis stop. Recent Reviews Check back soon Once posts are published, you’ll see them here. Trending Nearby Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st... Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform... Triple Burger by Alt Sol - Green Theory Recently harvested by DC craft cultivator Alt Sol, this phenomenal Triple Burger just dropped at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensa... 1 2 3 4 5 best weed in DC (1,162) 1,162 posts DC flower (1,084) 1,084 posts DC I-71 (1,029) 1,029 posts terps (1,010) 1,010 posts DC Storefront (671) 671 posts heavy trichomes (668) 668 posts Indica Heavy Hybrid (618) 618 posts DC weed delivery (534) 534 posts starry trichomes (509) 509 posts Indica (479) 479 posts 50/50 Hybrid (418) 418 posts Sativa Dominant Hybrid (252) 252 posts Sativa (212) 212 posts Gelato (154) 154 posts DC Medical Marijuana (148) 148 posts Medical Marijuana (138) 138 posts Maryland Medical Marijuana (122) 122 posts Maryland Flower (110) 110 posts Runtz (102) 102 posts Elevated Lounge (95) 95 posts GSC (91) 91 posts Maryland Recreational (85) 85 posts alternative solutions (84) 84 posts Takoma Wellness Center (80) 80 posts The Gift Givers (78) 78 posts concentrate (76) 76 posts best weed in Maryland (75) 75 posts Zkittles (69) 69 posts edibles (69) 69 posts Alt Sol (60) 60 posts
- Raspberry Haze Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Raspberry Haze: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Raspberry Haze Strain Review Type Hybrid THC % 19% Dominant Terpene Energy NA Unknown Overview Raspberry Haze is a sativa-dominant hybrid known for its vibrant berry profile and energizing effects. This strain is a popular choice for daytime use, offering a clear-headed high that balances physical relaxation with mental stimulation. Effects Raspberry Haze is an energizing sativa-dominant hybrid that provides an immediate onset of euphoria and creative energy, making it an ideal choice for daytime use and social gatherings. This strain is highly regarded for its ability to increase focus and mental stimulation without heavy sedation, effectively helping users manage fatigue, depression, and mild stress. Its complex terpene profile features myrcene, which provides a relaxing herbal base; limonene, which enhances its bright citrus notes and promotes mood elevation; caryophyllene, which adds spicy warmth and physical comfort; and pinene, which maintains mental clarity. Together, these elements create a functional, clear-headed high that balances physical relaxation with a vibrant, berry-infused cerebral experience. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 0% Happy 0% Euphoric 0% Uplifted 0% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% Unknown Dry Mouth 0% Dry Eyes 0% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 0% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance The buds of Raspberry Haze are typically dense and elongated, featuring a bright forest-green hue. They are accented by thin, curly orange pistils and a generous coating of translucent white trichomes that give the flower a sticky, crystalline finish. Aroma As the name suggests, this strain emits a powerful aroma of fresh raspberries and sweet cream. These fruity top notes are grounded by a classic Haze undertone, characterized by earthy spice, floral hints, and a touch of woody pine. Flavor The palate is dominated by a tart, berry-forward sweetness reminiscent of raspberry jam. On the exhale, users often notice complex notes of spicy pepper, sandalwood, and a subtle herbal finish that lingers pleasantly. Lineage Raspberry Haze is primarily a cross between the legendary Silver Haze and Raspberry Kush. This genetic pairing results in a cultivar that captures the soaring cerebral energy of its Haze heritage while maintaining the sweet flavor profile of its Kush parent. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: Contributes to the herbal base and provides mild relaxing qualities. - Limonene: Enhances the bright, citrusy notes and promotes mood elevation. - Caryophyllene: Adds a touch of spicy warmth and may assist with physical comfort. - Pinene: Offers a crisp, woody scent and helps maintain mental clarity.Effects Users typically experience an immediate onset of euphoria and creative energy. It is highly regarded for its ability to increase focus and sociability without causing heavy sedation. This makes it an effective option for managing fatigue, depression, and mild stress. Cultivation Preferences Raspberry Haze is considered a moderately easy strain to grow, though it requires ample space due to its sativa-leaning growth patterns. - Flowering Time: Approximately 9 to 11 weeks. - Yield: Moderate to high, performing well in both indoor and outdoor environments. - Environment: Thrives in warm, sunny climates with consistent airflow to protect its dense buds from moisture.Origin The strain is believed to have originated in the Netherlands, emerging from the breeding programs of classic European seed banks looking to refine the Haze lineage with sweeter, fruitier characteristics. Seed Suppliers Enthusiasts can find Raspberry Haze genetics through various reputable seed banks, including Royal Queen Seeds, Amsterdam Genetics, and various North American distributors specializing in Haze hybrids. Conclusion Raspberry Haze stands out as a flavorful and uplifting cultivar that bridges the gap between dessert-like aromas and functional effects. Whether used for creative projects or social gatherings, it remains a favorite for those who appreciate a refined, berry-infused smoking experience. Previous Next
- Alcoholic Alligator Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Alcoholic Alligator: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Alcoholic Alligator Strain Review Type Hybrid THC % 19% Dominant Terpene Energy NA Unknown Overview Alcoholic Alligator is a potent, evenly balanced hybrid strain known for its unique name and high THC levels, typically ranging between 26% and 29%. It offers a versatile experience that provides mental stimulation alongside physical relaxation, making it a favorite for those seeking a functional yet calming high. Effects Alcoholic Alligator is a potent hybrid strain that delivers an immediate onset of euphoria and mental energy, enhancing creativity and sociability before transitioning into a relaxing body high. This versatile experience provides mental stimulation alongside physical relaxation, though it can lead to a state of couch-lock without being overly sedative. It is highly effective for managing ailments such as stress, depression, chronic pain, and fatigue. The strain's complex terpene profile is led by myrcene, which provides earthy notes and deep physical relaxation; limonene, which adds a zesty citrus flavor and mood-lifting effects; and caryophyllene, which offers a peppery spice and potential anti-inflammatory benefits. This combination makes Alcoholic Alligator an excellent choice for experienced users looking to unwind while remaining mentally engaged. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 0% Happy 0% Euphoric 0% Uplifted 0% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% Unknown Dry Mouth 0% Dry Eyes 0% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 0% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance This strain produces small, dense, spade-shaped nugs with a dark olive-green color. The buds are accented by thin yellow-orange pistils and are heavily coated in a layer of tiny, golden-white crystal trichomes, giving them a sticky and frosty texture. Aroma The scent is sharp and pungent, characterized by a skunky base with sour citrus notes. A noticeable peppery spice rounds out the fragrance, creating a complex and bold aromatic profile. Flavor The taste is described as a smooth blend of zesty lemon and sour citrus, followed by a savory, gassy exhale with hints of woody and earthy undertones. Lineage Alcoholic Alligator is a cross between the popular Wedding Cake and Swamp Thing strains. This genetic combination results in a balanced profile that inherits the dessert-like qualities of Wedding Cake and the heavy, earthy traits of Swamp Thing. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: The most abundant terpene, providing earthy notes and physical relaxation. - Limonene: Adds a zesty citrus flavor and contributes to the strain's mood-lifting effects. - Caryophyllene: Offers peppery spice and potential anti-inflammatory benefits.Effects Users report an immediate onset of euphoria and mental energy, which enhances creativity and sociability. This initial lift is followed by a relaxing body high that can lead to a lazy state of couch-lock without becoming overly sedative. It is commonly used to manage stress, depression, chronic pain, and fatigue. Cultivation Preferences - Flowering Time: Information is limited, but similar hybrids typically flower within 8 to 9 weeks. - Environment: Thrives in controlled indoor environments where humidity can be monitored to protect the dense buds. - Yield: Generally produces moderate yields of high-quality, resinous flower.Origin While its specific geographic origin is not widely documented, it is frequently associated with boutique West Coast breeders and brands like Lifted Luxury. Seed Suppliers Authentic seeds or clones can occasionally be found through specialized nurseries and seed banks that carry Lumpy’s Flowers or Lifted genetics, though it remains a relatively rare find. Conclusion Alcoholic Alligator is a standout hybrid that successfully balances a sharp, creative mental buzz with a soothing physical relaxation. Its high potency and distinctive flavor profile make it an excellent choice for experienced users looking for an effective way to unwind while staying mentally engaged. Previous Next
- Bubba Doja Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Bubba Doja: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Bubba Doja Strain Review Type Indica THC % 20% Dominant Terpene Energy Limonene Relaxed, Euphoric Overview Bubba Doja, bred by Quest Genetics, is a heavy indica-dominant hybrid celebrated for its sedative power and rich, complex flavor profile. By crossing the iconic Pre-98 Bubba Kush with the high-yielding Double Purple Doja, breeders created a strain that balances deep physical relaxation with an alluring aesthetic. Effects Bubba Doja is a heavy indica-dominant strain renowned for its powerful "weighted" effects, which typically induce a deep couch-lock and profound physical relaxation. Due to its sedative nature, it is characterized by very low energy levels, making it a primary choice for nighttime use or as a "nightcap." Its terpene profile is led by myrcene, which provides herbal notes and enhances its sedative properties, alongside caryophyllene for anti-inflammatory support and limonene for a subtle mood-elevating citrus undertone. These combined traits make Bubba Doja highly effective for managing ailments such as insomnia, eating disorders by significantly igniting the appetite, and chronic anxiety. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 66% Happy 33% Euphoric 50% Uplifted 0% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 50% Sleepy 50% depression, anxiety, ptsd, gastrointestinal_disorder, migraines Dry Mouth 16% Dry Eyes 16% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 0% Anxious 0% Hungry 50% Tingly 0% Sleepy 50% Appearance This strain is known for its "colorful cut," featuring dense, chunky buds that often display deep shades of purple and forest green. The flowers are typically coated in a thick layer of crystalline trichomes, accented by fiery orange pistils. Aroma Bubba Doja emits a pungent and inviting scent. The aromatic profile is dominated by earthy notes and roasted coffee, inherited from its Bubba Kush lineage, complemented by a sweet, dark berry sweetness from the Double Purple Doja. Flavor The taste mirrors its complex aroma, offering a smooth smoke characterized by rich flavors of sweet grape and spiced coffee. On the exhale, users may notice lingering notes of hash and damp earth. Lineage Bubba Doja is a genetic powerhouse resulting from a cross between Pre-98 Bubba Kush and Double Purple Doja. This combination ensures a sturdy plant with the classic indica "weighted" effects and a significant color expression. Terpene Profile - Myrcene: The primary terpene, contributing to the strain's herbal scent and potent sedative properties. - Caryophyllene: Adds a touch of spicy pepper and may assist with anti-inflammatory effects. - Limonene: Provides a subtle citrus undertone that helps elevate the mood.Effects Known for its "weighted" effects, Bubba Doja typically induces a powerful couch-lock that makes physical movement a secondary priority. It is famous for igniting a strong appetite and providing deep mental calm. These traits make it a popular choice for those dealing with insomnia, eating disorders, and anxiety. Cultivation Preferences Bubba Doja is considered a moderate strain to cultivate, thriving both indoors and outdoors in controlled, temperate environments. - Flowering Time: Approximately 8 to 9 weeks. - Yield: Moderate to high, benefiting from the "yield machine" genetics of Double Purple Doja. - Growth Habit: Expect shorter, bushy plants that may require pruning to ensure light reaches lower bud sites.Origin The strain originated in the United States, specifically developed by the breeders at Quest Genetics. Seed Suppliers Authentic seeds or clones can primarily be sourced through Quest Genetics or specialized boutique seed banks that carry West Coast indica hybrids. Conclusion Bubba Doja is a quintessential "nightcap" strain, offering a luxurious sensory experience through its grape-coffee flavor and striking purple hues. Its ability to provide profound relaxation and stimulate hunger makes it a staple for medicinal and recreational users seeking a heavy-hitting indica experience. Previous Next
- The Best Marijuana Dispensaries in Washington DC | Toker's Guide
Find the best marijuana dispensaries in Washington DC based on local connoisseur reviews of their cannabis flower, pre-rolls (joints), concentrates, edibles, tinctures, and more. We only review the best weed that we find! Must be 21+ A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: The BEST Marijuana Dispensaries in Washington DC REVIEWS TOP DISPENSARIES GUIDE MAP DELIVERY Check out our maps, lists, rankings, and ratings of the best marijuana dispensaries in Washington DC. Then see our reviews of the awesome marijuana flower, pre-rolls, concentrates, and edibles they currently have available. Note that many of these shops used to operate under "I-71 compliance" or "gifting" models, but have recently become licensed DC medical dispensaries. Must be 21+ years of age with valid ID. Learn how to get Resident and Non-Resident medical cards with our guide: How To Get Medical Marijuana in Washington DC . Featured Reviews Fall 2026 Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st... Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform... Triple Burger by Alt Sol - Green Theory Recently harvested by DC craft cultivator Alt Sol, this phenomenal Triple Burger just dropped at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensa... Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland) This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available... Cookies & Alt Sol "Ridgeline Lantz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Ridgeline Lantz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, exudes an impressive pedigree. With its origins... Cookies & Alt Sol "Hollywood" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center As the name suggests, the Hollywood strain exudes the glitz and glamor of its namesake city. Grown by Alt Sol and now available at Takoma... Fuel Biscuits by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t... Tahiti Twist by Alt Sol - New Leaf Dispensary DC Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair... Cookies BernieHana Butter & Tequila Sunrise Dual Chamber Terp Vape - Takoma Wellness Center This Dual Chamber 3-in-1 Cookies cannabis terp vape, currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, introduces an intriguing level of cho... 91 Octane by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center With gas prices on the never ending rise, the best place to grab some premium fuel is actually at DC medical marijuana dispensary, Takoma... A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: DC Reviews Recent Reviews TOP DISPENSARIES GUIDE MAP Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st... Toker's Guide Sep 19 2 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform... Toker's Guide Aug 29 2 min read Triple Burger by Alt Sol - Green Theory Recently harvested by DC craft cultivator Alt Sol, this phenomenal Triple Burger just dropped at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensa... Toker's Guide Aug 29 3 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "Ridgeline Lantz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center Ridgeline Lantz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, exudes an impressive pedigree. With its origins... Toker's Guide Jul 31 2 min read Cookies & Alt Sol "Hollywood" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center As the name suggests, the Hollywood strain exudes the glitz and glamor of its namesake city. Grown by Alt Sol and now available at Takoma... Elle Weeds Jul 15 2 min read Fuel Biscuits by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t... Toker's Guide Jul 15 2 min read Tahiti Twist by Alt Sol - New Leaf Dispensary DC Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair... Toker's Guide Jul 9 2 min read Cookies BernieHana Butter & Tequila Sunrise Dual Chamber Terp Vape - Takoma Wellness Center This Dual Chamber 3-in-1 Cookies cannabis terp vape, currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, introduces an intriguing level of cho... Toker's Guide Jul 2 2 min read 91 Octane by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center With gas prices on the never ending rise, the best place to grab some premium fuel is actually at DC medical marijuana dispensary, Takoma... Terp Interpreter Jun 12 1 min read Gelatti Mints by Alt Sol - Embers DC Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot... Toker's Guide May 15 2 min read 1 2 3 4 5 A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: Top DC Storefronts DC Dispensary Rankings & Ratings GUIDE MAP REVIEWS VIEW ALL DELIVERY Find our list of the best marijuana dispensaries in Washington DC below and sort by Name Neighborhood, Ward, or Overall Rating. All of them are currently licensed medical marijuana dispensaries and we've rated them for experience, quality, service, selection, and prices. Click an image or company name to learn more and view their reviews, or use our Guide Map to help locate the best dispensary near you. Filter by Name Select Name Filter by Neighborhood Select Neighborhood Filter by Overall Stars 3.2 Stars 3.5 Stars 3.8 Stars 4.1 Stars 4.4 Stars 4.7 Stars 4.8 Takoma Wellness Takoma Park dispensary specializing in medical cannabis expertise. LEARN MORE 4.8 average rating is 4.8 out of 5 Monko Mount Vernon Triangle dispensary with a groovy, rhythmic vibe. LEARN MORE 4.6 average rating is 4.6 out of 5 Wash Hydro Adams Morgan dispensary with a diverse selection for all users. LEARN MORE 4.3 average rating is 4.3 out of 5 Aligned Dispensary - Reviews & Photos Cleveland Park dispensary emphasizing balanced cannabis use. LEARN MORE 4.1 average rating is 4.1 out of 5 Green Label Columbia Heights dispensary with a sleek, high-end selection. LEARN MORE 4.0 average rating is 4 out of 5 Chocolate City Wellness Dupont Circle dispensary specializing in CBD chocolates. LEARN MORE 3.9 average rating is 3.9 out of 5 MetroLeaf Petworth dispensary with a lush, nature-inspired atmosphere. LEARN MORE 3.8 average rating is 3.8 out of 5 The Crank Corner Shaw dispensary with a nostalgic, retro-inspired vibe. LEARN MORE 3.5 average rating is 3.5 out of 5 Buddah Plug Dupont Circle dispensary with a spiritual, calming vibe. LEARN MORE 3.4 average rating is 3.4 out of 5 Up N Smoke III Northeast DC dispensary with innovative, premium products. LEARN MORE 3.2 average rating is 3.2 out of 5 Don Fuego Mount Vernon Square dispensary with bold flavors in strains and edibles. LEARN MORE 4.7 average rating is 4.7 out of 5 Green Theory Palisades dispensary exploring innovative cannabis trends. LEARN MORE 4.5 average rating is 4.5 out of 5 Herbal Alternatives Dupont Circle dispensary focused on holistic health products. LEARN MORE 4.2 average rating is 4.2 out of 5 FlowerPatch Adams Morgan dispensary with a floral, artistic shopping experience. LEARN MORE 4.1 average rating is 4.1 out of 5 Anacostia Organics Anacostia dispensary offering organic, natural cannabis products. LEARN MORE 4.0 average rating is 4 out of 5 The Box U Street Corridor dispensary with a simple, no-fuss approach. LEARN MORE 3.9 average rating is 3.9 out of 5 Mr. Green Cleveland Park dispensary with a focus on organic cannabis options. LEARN MORE 3.7 average rating is 3.7 out of 5 Bloom @ North 2 Petworth dispensary with a diverse, blooming cannabis selection. LEARN MORE 3.5 average rating is 3.5 out of 5 Doobie District U Street Corridor dispensary hosting community cannabis events. LEARN MORE 3.3 average rating is 3.3 out of 5 Granny Za's H Street Corridor dispensary with a wise, seasoned approach. LEARN MORE 3.2 average rating is 3.2 out of 5 National Holistic Healing Center Dupont Circle dispensary with a spa-like atmosphere for healing. LEARN MORE 4.6 average rating is 4.6 out of 5 Embers Dupont Circle dispensary with a cozy, fireplace-inspired setup. LEARN MORE 4.3 average rating is 4.3 out of 5 No Kids Allowed Capitol Hill dispensary with a playful, schoolhouse theme for adults. LEARN MORE 4.1 average rating is 4.1 out of 5 Wishing Wellness Downtown dispensary with a focus on health-focused cannabis products. LEARN MORE 4.1 average rating is 4.1 out of 5 Blunt DC Downtown dispensary catering to busy professionals with essentials. LEARN MORE 4.0 average rating is 4 out of 5 Luxury Soil H Street Corridor dispensary with a luxurious, opulent vibe. LEARN MORE 3.8 average rating is 3.8 out of 5 District Cannabis Northeast DC dispensary with a modern, urban cannabis flair. LEARN MORE 3.6 average rating is 3.6 out of 5 Mr. Nice Guys 2 Dupont Circle dispensary with consistent, friendly service. LEARN MORE 3.4 average rating is 3.4 out of 5 Mr. Nice Guys Logan Circle dispensary perfect for cannabis beginners. LEARN MORE 3.3 average rating is 3.3 out of 5 Best DC Cultivators Best DC Cultivators GUIDE MAP REVIEWS DELIVERY Alt Sol Herban Hustle Molecular Farms
- Cannabis Delivery Specialist - DC | Toker's Guide
We are a DC cannabis review site that is rapidly growing. As a part of our new growth initiative we are helping our vendor clients find and hire candidates for key positions. Cannabis Delivery Specialist DESCRIPTION APPLY NOW ALL JOBS Job title: Cannabis Delivery Specialist Company: Toker's Guide Location: Washington, DC; Baltimore, MD; Richmond, VA Pay and Benefits: $500.00 - $2,000.00 per week Benefits: Flexible schedule Supplemental Pay: Tips Job Type: Full-time, Part-time, Contract Job description: We are a DC cannabis review site that is rapidly growing. As a part of our new growth initiative we are helping existing vendor clients find and hire candidates for key positions. Please see additional details below: Responsibilities: Work with a team to take orders and deliver a wide variety of items to different addresses throughout a designated area. Follow routes and time schedule to ensure on-time deliveries and happy customers. Collect payments. Inform customers about new products and services. Complete logs and reports. Follow DOT regulations and safety standards. Skills: Proven work experience in a relevant role. Some experience with and knowledge of cannabis (previous work in the industry not required). Valid driver’s license. 21+ only. Excellent organizational and time management skills. Good driving record. Trustworthy! COVID-19 precautions: Remote interview process Personal protective equipment provided or required Social distancing guidelines in place Sanitizing, disinfecting, or cleaning procedures in place Language: English Expected Hiring Date: 2 to 4 weeks Hires Needed: I have an ongoing need to fill this role Schedule: 10 hour shift, 12 hour shift, 8 hour shift, Weekends Apply Method: Email jobs@tokersguide.com with "Applicant Name applying for Job Title " in the subject line. Please include your resume as an attachment and your cover letter as the text/body of the email. PS: Make sure you're subscribed to get the latest updates! Job Description Apply Now
- Fauxsido Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Fauxsido: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Fauxsido Strain Review Type Hybrid THC % 20% Dominant Terpene Energy NA Euphoric, Relaxed Overview Fauxsido, an expertly crafted hybrid by Archive Seed Bank, is a potent cross between F-Cut OG and Do-Si-Dos. It is designed for enthusiasts seeking a refined OG experience that combines classic structural traits with contemporary resin production. Effects Fauxsido is a potent hybrid renowned for its intense physical relaxation and cerebral calm, delivering a heavy punch that induces euphoria followed by a deep body stone. This strain is highly effective for managing chronic pain, stress, and insomnia, making it an excellent choice for those seeking relief from persistent physical and mental ailments. Its terpene profile features limonene, which provides a sharp citrus note and potential mood-elevating effects; myrcene, which contributes to an earthy base and enhances its sedative qualities; and caryophyllene, which adds a spicy kick and offers anti-inflammatory benefits. Given its strong sedative nature and ability to produce a significant body stone, Fauxsido is best suited for low-energy activities and evening use. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 50% Happy 50% Euphoric 100% Uplifted 0% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% Unknown Dry Mouth 50% Dry Eyes 0% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 0% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance The buds of Fauxsido maintain a classic forest green hue, characterized by a dense, quintessential OG structure. They are typically coated in a thick, sticky layer of silvery-white trichomes, accented by thin, amber-colored pistils that weave through the tightly packed calyxes. Aroma This strain emits a pungent and complex aromatic profile. It is heavily dominated by the traditional "gas" and earthy pine notes of its OG heritage, complemented by a subtle, sweet, and floral undertone inherited from its Do-Si-Dos lineage. Flavor The flavor profile is robust and savory. Upon inhalation, users experience a sharp, fuel-like taste with notes of damp earth and sandalwood. The exhale reveals a smoother, slightly nutty, and sweet finish that lingers on the palate. Lineage Fauxsido is a direct descendant of two heavy-hitting parents: F-Cut OG, a specific phenotype known for its intense potency and traditional OG characteristics, and Do-Si-Dos, a popular Girl Scout Cookies cross known for its visual appeal and relaxing properties. Terpene Profile - Limonene: Provides a sharp citrus note and potential mood-elevating effects. - Myrcene: Contributes to the earthy base and enhances the strain's sedative qualities. - Caryophyllene: Adds a spicy, peppery kick and may offer anti-inflammatory benefits.Effects Packing a heavy punch, Fauxsido is renowned for its intense physical relaxation and cerebral calm. It often induces a strong sense of euphoria followed by a deep body stone, making it highly effective for managing chronic pain, stress, and insomnia. Cultivation Preferences - Flowering Time: Approximately 63 to 70 days. - Yield: Moderate to high, depending on the environment. - Growth Habit: It tends to grow with medium height but requires support or trellising during the late flowering stage to manage the weight of its dense, resin-heavy colas. It thrives in controlled indoor environments where humidity can be strictly monitored.Origin The strain was developed in the United States by Archive Seed Bank, a prestigious breeding collective originally based in the Pacific Northwest (specifically the Seattle area) before expanding their operations to Portland, Oregon. Seed Suppliers Authentic Fauxsido genetics are primarily distributed through Archive Seed Bank and their authorized retailers, such as Neptune Seed Bank and various licensed dispensaries in the Oregon and Washington markets. Conclusion Fauxsido is a standout choice for those who appreciate the raw power of OG Kush but desire the resin quality and bag appeal of modern hybrids. Its combination of heavy-hitting effects and a classic terpene profile makes it a must-try for experienced consumers looking to deepen their journey through OG lineages. Previous Next
- Ripple Strain — Effects, THC %, Lineage & Reviews | Toker's Guide
Everything about Ripple: effects, typical THC, lineage, and terpenes — plus hands-on product reviews and bud photos from Toker's Guide's DMV experts. < Back Ripple Strain Review Type Hybrid THC % 18% Dominant Terpene Energy NA Unknown Overview Ripple is an elusive hybrid marijuana strain known for its mysterious profile and balanced effects. While it remains a rarer find in the cannabis market, it is appreciated by enthusiasts seeking a unique experience. Effects Ripple is a versatile hybrid strain that delivers a balanced high, beginning with a gentle cerebral uplift that enhances focus and mood. This mental clarity is followed by a soothing physical relaxation that eases tension without causing heavy sedation, allowing users to maintain steady energy levels suitable for both daytime and evening use. Its complex terpene profile is led by pinene, which supports alertness and provides a crisp forest aroma; myrcene, which promotes a sense of calm; caryophyllene, which offers potential anti-inflammatory benefits; and limonene, which contributes to its mood-elevating effects. These characteristics make Ripple an effective choice for managing ailments such as stress, anxiety, physical tension, and minor inflammation while fostering a tranquil yet productive state of mind. Positive Effects Side Effects Common Uses Relaxed 0% Happy 0% Euphoric 0% Uplifted 0% Talkative 0% Creative 0% Energetic 0% Focused 0% Giggly 0% Tingly 0% Hungry 0% Sleepy 0% Unknown Dry Mouth 0% Dry Eyes 0% Dizzy 0% Paranoid 0% Anxious 0% Hungry 0% Tingly 0% Sleepy 0% Appearance Ripple typically produces dense, medium-sized buds that showcase a vibrant palette of forest greens and deep purples. The flowers are accented by fiery orange pistils and coated in a delicate layer of translucent white trichomes, giving them a subtle shimmer. Aroma The scent of Ripple is characterized by a refreshing and crisp profile. It often leads with bright notes of pine and damp earth, followed by a light floral sweetness that lingers in the air after the buds are broken apart. Flavor The taste mirrors its aromatic complexity, offering a smooth smoke with prominent woody and herbal flavors. On the exhale, users may notice a faint citrus zest or a berry-like sweetness, making for a well-rounded palate. Lineage The exact genetic heritage of Ripple is not widely documented, though it is believed to be a carefully bred hybrid. Its characteristics suggest a lineage that balances invigorating sativa traits with the physical relaxation typical of indica varieties. Terpene Profile - Pinene: Provides the distinct forest-like aroma and may help with alertness. - Myrcene: Contributes herbal notes and promotes a sense of calm. - Caryophyllene: Adds a touch of spice and may offer anti-inflammatory benefits. - Limonene: Offers a faint citrus undertone and mood-elevating properties.Effects Ripple delivers a versatile high that starts with a gentle cerebral uplift, enhancing focus and mood. This is followed by a soothing physical relaxation that eases tension without causing heavy sedation, making it suitable for both daytime and evening use. Cultivation Preferences Ripple is best suited for growers with some experience, as it requires attentive care to maximize resin production. - Flowering Time: Approximately 8 to 9 weeks. - Yield: Moderate, with best results achieved in controlled indoor environments or stable, Mediterranean-like outdoor climates. - Maintenance: Regular pruning is recommended to ensure adequate light penetration to the lower branches.Origin The specific origin of Ripple is somewhat obscure, though it is generally traced back to boutique breeders in the United States who focused on creating a balanced, all-purpose hybrid. Seed Suppliers Due to its rarity, authentic Ripple seeds can be difficult to locate. Interested growers may find success through specialized seed banks or by obtaining clones from reputable dispensaries that carry heritage or niche genetics. Conclusion Ripple is a hidden gem for cannabis connoisseurs who value a balanced and nuanced strain. Its combination of refreshing flavors and adaptable effects makes it an excellent choice for those looking to enhance their daily routine with a touch of tranquility and mental clarity. Previous Next
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We're helping cannabis enthusiasts across DC, VA, MD, and beyond find the best marijuana products. We continuously check out dispensaries in each area and report the top flower, edibles, concentrates, and more that we find each week. Stay informed and know before you go with info, pics, and connoisseur reviews of superb medical & recreational cannabis in your area. Sign-up and we'll keep ya posted! We find GREAT weed Now You Can Too! LEARN MORE About Us ABOUT Us We're helping cannabis enthusiasts across DC, VA, MD, and beyond find the best marijuana products. We continuously check out dispensaries in each area and report the top flower, edibles, concentrates, and more that we find each week. Stay informed and know before you go with info, pics, and connoisseur reviews of superb medical & recreational cannabis in your area. Sign-up and we'll keep ya posted! What Our READERS Say Nora, DC "I just moved to DC and had no idea where to find the kind of weed I was used to on the West Coast. Now I just check Toker's Guide whenever I need to refill my coffers!" Jorge, DC When I check menus, even with pictures, I'm never really sure what I'll end up with. Toker's Guide gives me the confidence to know I'll end up with something great everytime. Mel, DC The articles have been both very informative and entertaining. I don't order any weed in DC now without checking Toker's Guide first! A Word From Our Founder "In 2019 we set out on a mission to find and share the best, and only the best, weed in the Washington DC Metro Area area. Since then we've grown rapidly, expanding into other nearby states and across the country. Wherever we go we wield our collective cannabis connoisseur knowledge-base, putting each batch of fine cannabis we've found through our highly discerning process. The result has been, and continues to be, enjoyably informative reviews that we publish for the benefit of our readership. We're passionate about cannabis and we absolutely love what we do. We hope that you will subscribe to our site, enjoy our reviews , and we look forward to hearing from you soon!" Matt Green Founder and Chief Toker matt@tokersguide.com Contact Us For Burning Questions Please Use the Form > For Advertising, Sales & Partnerships: Matt Lyden, CEO matt@tokersguide.com For Jobs & Careers: jobs@tokersguide.com First Name Last Name Email Message Send Thanks for submitting!
- High End D.C. | Toker's Guide
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