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Diving into Mona Lisa as a concentrate feels like stumbling into an art gallery where the paintings might get you a little too inspired. Shmu The Cannaprophet's buffet-style approach—letting you pick your ratio of diamonds to sauce—is like being handed a paintbrush and told to go wild. With 99% THCa diamonds and a terpene-rich sauce, this concentrate seems ready to deliver a masterpiece of effects, and I’m here for it, sketchbook in ha...

Lemon Cherry Gelato 45 is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) currently available at Capital Remedy in Washington...

Check out this mega pungent batch of Sherb Cream Pie now available through Washington DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers. Cul...

This is yet another epic batch of The Herban Hustle's locally cultivated Super Boof. Currently available at Washington DC marijuana disp...

Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service,  The Gift Givers, I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradi...

Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet. Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me int

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Perfect for 4/20 daytime gatherings and nights out, Reframe balances a tropical flavor profile with a smooth, naturally-derived buzz. It’s not just a drink—it’s a reimagined way to connect...

This District Gumbo from Capital Remedy evokes a feeling akin to stumbling into a secret speakeasy where the drinks are replaced with top-shelf cannabis. In a city, or District, full of spies that kind of thing probably happens all the time. Cultivated by The Herban Hustle, a Washington DC craft grower known for their small-batch, high-quality buds (and a 2024 National Cannabis Cup win for their Vice City pheno), this strain is a local gem with a mysterious past...