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Gelatti - No Kids Allowed

This Gelatti from award-winning DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is some total fire. It's fresh, it's supple, it's sticky, and MOST of all it's got a skunky/sweet nose that you can smell from a mile away. Like an ice cream truck on a hot summer's day, everybody's gonna come running for a taste of this Gelatti. Better get there quick! 🏃🏽‍♂️


A cross of Gelato and OG Biscotti that runs an even 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum, this batch embodies this balance perfectly. For me it also came with a really cozy, calming sensation that drifted all around my body. Yet, I had no problem knocking out some remaining work and then got excited to cook a rather complex dinner. The only challenges were not tasting too much of the ingredients and diving into finished food items before they were served.


Following the meal the Gelatti made for a great after dinner digestif promoting quick digestion and leading to jazz music with conversation as opposed to streaming a show from the couch. I'd also imagine playing video games would be a pretty perfect outlet for this bud, though that activity is no longer supported in my household 🤫. As a testament to its versatility, slightly energetic nature, and highly cerebral effects, this is one strain I could enjoy doing almost anything on.


To make your summer time connoisseur collection complete just head over to No Kids Allowed near DC's Eastern Market and grab some of this Gelatti today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

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