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No Kids Allowed is an i71-Compliant Weed Gifting Shop in Washington DC. NKA only carries exotic flower strains, delicious edibles (that actually work), high-quality concentrates, and other custom gear.
Our team of expert Cannabis Connoisseurs are trained to give you an experience you’ll never forget. We’ll answer any question you may have (there’s no such thing as stupid questions). PS. There’s no need to worry, it’s all legal here so you aren’t breaking any laws.
NKA
Recent Reviews
Infused Chocolate Bar (600mg) by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
As a chocoholic I have an obvious weakness for the sweet and delicious substance already. In most instances I have trouble not finishing...
Elle Weeds
Oct 19, 20232 min read
Trainwreck & Grand Daddy Purple "Flips" Vape Pen by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
In the past it has been stressful, especially while traveling, to try and keep up with all of my cartridge options. I always tote a few a...
Toker's Guide
Aug 24, 20232 min read
Oregon MAC - No Kids Allowed
Even though this Oregon MAC from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, No Kids Allowed, leans slightly indica, it still possesses some sativa qua...
Toker's Guide
Aug 9, 20231 min read
Ichiban - No Kids Allowed
Japanese for "number one", Ichiban is also a delectable and super rare cannabis strain that has made its way to DC cannabis dispensary, N...
Elle Weeds
Jul 12, 20231 min read
Bubble Bath - No Kids Allowed
We recently reviewed Bubble Bath, but found this version, currently available at DC cannabis dispensary, No Kids Allowed, to be slightly...
Toker's Guide
Jun 22, 20232 min read
Sweet Tart - No Kids Allowed
With an aroma that's much like sweet sugary candy with a burst of tartness, this batch of Sweet Tarts from DC i-71 storefront dispensary...
Maryland Terps
Jun 1, 20231 min read
100mg Lollipops by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
Sometimes the most convenient and discreet ways to medicate are with edibles - provided you have some experience and tolerance for them...
Toker's Guide
May 18, 20232 min read
Pineapple OG Live Resin Carts by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
If you're a sativa lover looking for an on-the-go option that will keep your motor running
then do yourself a favor and check out this...
Toker's Guide
May 4, 20232 min read
Black Runtz - No Kids Allowed
The nose on this batch of Black Runtz from DC i-71 storefront dispensary No Kids Allowed is just awesome. It's very similar to a fruit ca...
Elle Weeds
Mar 30, 20231 min read
"Moonstick" Blunt Leaf Pre-roll by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
If you're looking for a smooth toking blunt-like experience, but one that will take you to the moon and back, just grab one of these...
Toker's Guide
Feb 22, 20232 min read
Emiratez Gelato - No Kids Allowed
Whenever I see the word Gelato in a strain name I feel drawn to it, and have always had good experiences with it in the past. Off the bat...
Spacey Sprouts
Feb 8, 20232 min read
MOTA Jellies - No Kids Allowed
These edibles are like little colorful jewels in an elegant jar. There are four different flavors, each in a different bright and vibrant...
Ben from Kannabus
Jan 19, 20233 min read
Godfather OG - No Kids Allowed
To be called Godfather OG it had better be able to sit at the head of the table when it comes to all the OG's, right? Well, with respect...
Elle Weeds
Jan 5, 20232 min read
Purple Marmalade - No Kids Allowed
With deep rich purple coloration aside from the fiery orange hairs, this Marmalade from DC recreational (i-71) storefront, No Kids...
Toker's Guide
Nov 30, 20222 min read
Acai Berry Gelato - No Kids Allowed
This sativa dominant pheno of Gelato is a cross of Pink Panties and Sunset Sherbert with a whole-lotta flavor and an uber heady buzz to...
Toker's Guide
Aug 8, 20221 min read
Hindu Kush - No Kids Allowed
As one of my favorite old school indica's this batch of Hindu Kush from DC recreational (i-71) storefront No Kids Allowed was on my radar...
Toker's Guide
Jun 23, 20222 min read
Gelatti - No Kids Allowed
This Gelatti from award-winning DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is some total fire. It's fresh, it's supple, it's sticky, and MOST...
Toker's Guide
Jun 9, 20221 min read
Phantom Cherry Pie - No Kids Allowed
An indica dominant cross of Phantom Cookies and Cherry Pie strains, this Phantom Cherry Pie is a mesmerizingly delicious recent specimen...
Toker's Guide
May 17, 20221 min read
King Louis XIII - No Kids Allowed
Many OG Kush fans swear by King Louis XIII as their favorite, which says a lot given the other OG varietals available. I guess with a...
Toker's Guide
Mar 18, 20222 min read
Alien OG - No Kids Allowed
Alien OG from DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed is an even hybrid cross (50/50) between Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. A strong incense-like...
Maya Francesca
Mar 2, 20222 min read
Space Runtz - No Kids Allowed (DC)
Space Runtz, an Honors strain from DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is an evenly balanced hybrid (50/50) created by crossing Zkittlez...
Maya Francesca
Feb 10, 20221 min read
Blue Runtz - No Kids Allowed
Blue Runtz, an indica leaning (65/35) cross between Blueberry and White Runtz from DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is remarkably...
Maya Francesca
Jan 31, 20222 min read
Jack One / Paris OG - No Kids Allowed
One for the day, one for the night! Right now award-winning DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed is serving up some spectacular slices of...
Toker's Guide
Jan 21, 20222 min read
Lemon Biscotti - No Kids Allowed
One of the best varietals I've had a chance to roll up this year (so far) is this Lemon Biscotti from DC i-71 storefront, No Kids...
Toker's Guide
Jan 8, 20222 min read
Power Sherb - No Kids Allowed
Happy Friday tokers! I've got a plethora of amazing new indoor to share with you today and tomorrow so stay tuned. First up, check out...
Toker's Guide
Dec 17, 20211 min read
Crazy Glue - No Kids Allowed
A 50/50, evenly balanced hybrid cross of two of my all time favorites, Gorilla Glue (GG) and Bubba Kush, this Crazy Glue is just what I...
Elle Weeds
Nov 19, 20212 min read
EyeSmoke Organic Pre-roll Pack w/ Glass Tip - No Kids Allowed
From the moment DC I-71 storefront No Kids Allowed handed them to us, it was clear the creator of these seven artfully rolled organic...
Toker's Guide
Nov 10, 20211 min read
Toker Vision - Spooky Edition
All the following gifts are "spooky" good and available right now from the following DC recreational (DC I-71) services and storefronts....
Toker's Guide
Oct 30, 20213 min read
Galactic Jack - No Kids Allowed
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, this Jack is some of that stuff from the top of a lit candlestick - fire! 🔥 If you've been reading...
Toker's Guide
Oct 22, 20211 min read
Lemon Cherry Gelato - No Kids Allowed
Happy Friday everyone! I can't get enough of this new batch of Lemon Cherry Gelato from DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed. It's...
Toker's Guide
Oct 1, 20212 min read
Crystal Coma - No Kids Allowed
The amazingly delightful crew at No Kids Allowed was able to source one of my favorite genetics as an excellent addition to their gift...
Toker's Guide
Sep 4, 20212 min read
GMO - No Kids Allowed
If you were up late watching the Olympics last night, or perhaps partying a little too hard, there's a tried and true way to get...
Toker's Guide
Aug 7, 20212 min read
Apple Fritter - No Kids Allowed
Walking into No Kids Allowed (@NKA.dc), 637 Pennsylvania Ave SE, is always one of the most welcoming and pleasant experiences in the DC...
Taylor Martin
Jul 24, 20212 min read
Toker Vision - Pre-Roll Edition
Since the pandemic started (isn't it over yet?) the cannabis world in DC has evolved considerably. Before the pandemic about 70% of the...
Toker's Guide
Jul 23, 20214 min read
Jet Fuel OG - No Kids Allowed
Nestled into a warm and inviting bookstore-like space near the Eastern Market in SE Washington D.C. is a great I-71 storefront that many...
May
Jun 27, 20212 min read
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