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  • Pyxy Styx Gen. 2 - Elevated Lounge DC

    Strain : Pyxy Styx Dispensary : Elevated Lounge Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts Back by popular demand, check out this award winning Pyxy Styx, currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary Elevated Lounge . It possesses highly potent effects and a uniquely delectable flavor profile. A hybrid of Purple Punch and Runtz, its vibrant appearance and complex terpene profile further enhance its appeal, making it an option that cannabis connoisseurs will definitely want to have in their "candy" jar. 🍭 Appearance The eye-catching visual appeal of Pyxy Styx is immediately apparent. The buds are dense, frosty, and vividly multi-colored, featuring hues of deep purple that almost verge on black. This coloration is complemented by a thick coating of trichomes, which gives the buds a mega frosty appearance. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Pyxy Styx is a captivating blend of sweet, skunky, and floral notes. The strain's scent profile is reminiscent of Pixie Stix candies, evoking a sense of nostalgia with its sugary sweetness. Beneath this sweet exterior lies a dank, earthy undertone, adding complexity to the aroma. The combination of these scents creates an enticing fragrance that is both playful and sophisticated. Flavor Pyxy Styx's flavor is as delightful as its aroma suggests. The initial taste is dominated by sugary-sweet candy notes, which are quickly followed by dank, skunky undertones that add depth to the flavor profile. The result is a balanced and enjoyable experience that keeps users coming back for more. The sweet and perfumey notes linger on the palate, making each inhale and exhale a pleasure. Lineage Pyxy Styx is the result of crossing two well-known strains, Purple Punch and Runtz. Purple Punch : This strain is known for its rich, fruity flavors and powerful relaxing effects. It contributes to Pyxy Styx’s sweet and grapey flavor profile, as well as its calming properties. Runtz : Renowned for its balanced high and deliciously sweet flavors, Runtz adds a layer of complexity to Pyxy Styx, enhancing both its flavor and its uplifting effects. The combination of these two strains results in a hybrid that offers a well-rounded experience, blending the best qualities of its parent strains. Effects Pyxy Styx is celebrated for its euphoric and calming effects, making it a versatile strain suitable for a variety of occasions. The high begins with a sense of happiness and mental uplift, which is quickly followed by a wave of relaxation that spreads throughout the body. This strain is particularly effective for alleviating symptoms of depression, stress, and chronic pain, providing users with a tranquil escape from everyday worries. Despite its relaxing effects, Pyxy Styx also has a social side, often leaving users feeling giggly and uplifted. However, it’s worth noting that dry mouth is a common side effect, so staying hydrated is essential. Conclusion This batch of Pyxy Styx offers a rich sensory experience alongside potent effects. With its vibrant appearance, sweet and complex aroma, and balanced flavor profile, it delivers on all fronts. Of course, unlike the similarly named candy, it's not going to give you a sugar rush and subsequent crash, but hey, that's what the munchies are for right? To fill your coffers with some Pyxy Styx head to Elevated Lounge ASAP and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

  • Pink Fox Strawberry Kiwi Gummies (100mg) - Aligned Dispensary

    Type : Premium cannabis extract Dispensary : Aligned Wellness Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 8.9/10 Effects : Euphoric, stoney, cozy Initial Thoughts Love is in the air—and so is the sweet aroma of Strawberry Kiwi Gummies  from Pink Fox ! If you've been around the DC cannabis scene , you already know Pink Fox is no newcomer to the game. Back in the i-71 gifting days , they were known for top-tier edibles that kept DC buzzing, and now, in the fully licensed era of Aligned DC dispensary (formerly Top Level DC), they’re proving that they still know how to deliver the goods. This 100mg THC  gummy pack is a love letter to cannabis connoisseurs who crave flavor with their euphoria. With a sweet-sour kiss  of strawberry and kiwi, these little treats are here to set the mood, whether you're spending Valentine’s Day with a special someone, vibing solo, or simply falling in love with a cozy couch and a good movie . Appearance Like little candy hearts , these vibrant pink gummies  practically scream romance. The soft, sugar-dusted exterior  glistens under the light, making each piece look like a tiny jewel. The chewy, pillowy texture  promises a melt-in-your-mouth experience, with a slight bounce when squeezed. Aroma As soon as you open the sleek, black Pink Fox bag , you’re hit with a rush of fruity perfume —a blend of juicy strawberries and tangy kiwi  that smells like summer romance in a bag . There’s a light citrus zest  that cuts through the sweetness, keeping things bright and tantalizing . Flavor This is where love at first bite  happens. The initial burst of strawberry  is lush, juicy, and candy-sweet , quickly followed by the tangy pop of kiwi  that balances the sugar rush with just the right amount of tartness . The sweet-sour coating  adds a little extra zing , making each chew an adventure of playful flavors dancing across your tongue . Much like a romantic whirlwind , these gummies start off bold and exciting, then settle into a smooth, satisfying finish . Lineage While these gummies aren’t strain-specific, they are made with premium cannabis extracts , ensuring a well-rounded experience  that captures both the heady euphoria of sativas and the body relaxation of indicas . The infusion process is carefully balanced , providing consistent effects in every bite. Effects If Valentine’s Day had a mood, these gummies would match it perfectly . The effects start with a euphoric lift , making everything feel a little brighter, a little funnier, and a lot more enjoyable. After about 30-45 minutes , a warm, full-body relaxation  takes over, melting away tension and stress  like chocolate-covered strawberries on a candlelit evening. Some possible effects include: Mood Boost  – Whether you're crushing on someone or just crushing your couch, these gummies make everything feel a little more magical . Relaxation  – Like a long hug , the body high gently settles in, making it perfect for a cozy night in . Creativity  – A playful, giggly energy may spark deep conversations, artistic inspiration, or simply an enhanced appreciation for romantic comedies . Conclusion Pink Fox has always been a go-to for quality cannabis edibles , and their Strawberry Kiwi Gummies prove they haven’t lost their touch . Available now at Aligned Dispensary , these fruity, tangy, and delicious treats  are a perfect addition to any Valentine’s celebration—solo or otherwise . So, light some candles, grab a box of chocolates (or better yet, a bag of these gummies), and let Pink Fox take care of the rest . After all, love comes in many forms—and sometimes, it’s chewy, THC-infused, and dusted in sugar . Happy Valentine’s Day, DC!

  • Jet Fuel Sugar - The Gift Givers

    Strain : Jef Fuel Gelato Delivery Service : The Gift Givers Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.1/10 Lean : Sativa Dominant Initial Thoughts Jet Fuel Sugar, made from the potent Jet Fuel Gelato strain, brings a sativa-dominant experience to concentrate enthusiasts. This sugar-like concentrate lives up to its high-energy name, delivering a cerebral rush that feels like strapping into a jet plane ready for liftoff. Currently available through The Gift Givers delivery service in Washington DC, Jet Fuel Sugar offers a pungent, dynamic experience for those seeking a bold and invigorating ride. Appearance Jet Fuel Sugar lives up to its name in both form and style. The concentrate appears as glistening, crystalline granules, almost resembling sugar in texture, but with a shimmering, golden hue that sparkles under the light. Its slightly sticky consistency makes it easy to work with, whether you're dabbing or adding it to flower. The aesthetics evoke thoughts of jet fuel tanks shimmering under the sun, promising an intense burst of power. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma of Jet Fuel Sugar is a direct hit to the senses, much like the exhaust fumes of an idling jet engine. Pungent waves of diesel fuel rush out, accompanied by sweet skunky undertones and a hint of earthy pine. As it lingers, the aroma softens slightly, revealing subtle layers of citrus sweetness. It's an olfactory experience so robust that you might feel like you're on an airport tarmac surrounded by high-octane energy. Flavor On the inhale, Jet Fuel Sugar delivers a powerful punch of diesel-forward flavor, reminiscent of its Aspen OG and High Country Diesel lineage. The gassy notes are balanced by a sweet, skunky backend with faint traces of pine and citrus zest. Each dab feels like fueling up your taste buds for an epic journey—sharp, bold, and invigorating. The exhale leaves a slightly earthy aftertaste, making the experience both intense and satisfying. Lineage Jet Fuel Sugar is derived from the legendary Jet Fuel Gelato , which is itself a cross of: Aspen OG High Country Diesel This powerhouse lineage ensures a balance of uplifting cerebral effects and mild physical relaxation. Effects Jet Fuel Sugar takes off quickly, hitting hard and fast. The high starts with a sharp cerebral lift, focused squarely behind the eyes and in the forehead, much like the pressure you feel during a plane's rapid ascent. Euphoria and tingly energy ripple through the mind, leaving you giggly and uplifted. As your thoughts soar to cruising altitude, your body feels relaxed yet not lethargic, making it ideal for tackling creative tasks, engaging in conversations, or simply enjoying the ride. True to its sativa dominance, it keeps the sedation at bay, though the relaxation is noticeable enough to ensure you stay grounded. Conclusion Jet Fuel Sugar is an aptly named concentrate that encapsulates the essence of its strain. From its bold diesel aroma and flavor to the energizing effects, this sugar form concentrate feels like a full-throttle ride in a jet plane. Whether you're aiming to fuel your creativity or elevate your mood, this high-octane offering delivers an experience that is dynamic and memorable. Just be prepared for the jet fuel rush—it’s not for the faint of heart, but for those ready to take their cannabis journey to new heights.

  • Apples and Bananas - Elevated Lounge DC

    Strain : Apples and Bananas Dispensary : Elevated Lounge Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.1/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts Apples and Bananas is more than just a catchy name; it's a sensory masterpiece now available at top Washington DC dispensary, Elevated Lounge . This strain combines mouthwatering flavor with potent effects, making it an exciting addition to the menu. The moment you hear the name, you're transported to a fruit stand of your childhood dreams - except this fruit stand comes with a creative boost and body buzz that no ordinary snack could provide. 🍎🍌 Appearance The buds of Apples & Bananas are a visual delight, with grape-shaped nugs that sport a rich forest-green hue accented by deep purple undertones. Thick reddish-orange pistils weave throughout the flowers, creating a vibrant contrast. A frosty coating of white trichomes adds the final touch, giving the buds a sugar-dusted look that’s hard to resist. These chunky, dense buds practically beg to be admired before being broken down. Status Fresh. Aroma Prepare for a sensory overload. The aroma of Apples & Bananas is a perfect mix of fruity sweetness and sharp spice. Initial notes of ripe apples and sugary bananas are complemented by a savory diesel undertone and a hint of pine. It’s the kind of smell that makes you want to call your friends over just to experience it. If aromas could be bottled, this one would be marketed as “Euphoria in a Jar.” It’s so enchanting you’ll feel like your nose is hosting a party, and everyone is invited. Flavor If you think the aroma is delightful, the flavor will blow your mind. Apples & Bananas delivers a complex profile that starts with tart, sour apples and sweet bananas before transitioning into a spicy mix of black pepper, pine, and diesel. Imagine biting into a candied apple while sipping banana-flavored moonshine—it’s indulgent, funky, and surprisingly sophisticated. The lingering sweetness and subtle spice on the exhale leave your taste buds wanting more. Lineage Apples & Bananas is the product of multiple genetic masterpieces: Platinum Cookies  crossed with Granddaddy Purple  to create a delicious base. This was then crossed with Blue Power , and the resulting strain was bred with Gelatti  to give us this flavor-packed hybrid. The result is a balanced 50/50 hybrid that combines the best traits of its legendary parents. Effects This strain delivers a versatile high that hits both mind and body. The heady effects come on quickly, lifting your spirits into a euphoric state while fueling your creativity. As your mind explores new ideas and possibilities, a warm tingling sensation begins to spread throughout your body, leaving you deeply relaxed. Depending on your mood, this strain can help you tackle creative projects, hit the gym, or wind down for the evening. Some users even report a mild arousing effect, making this strain as versatile as it is potent. Conclusion Apples & Bananas is a feast for the senses, offering a delightful blend of fruity sweetness, savory spice, and potent effects. Whether you’re diving into a creative endeavor or simply looking to unwind, this strain delivers an unforgettable experience. And while the name might conjure images of a healthy snack, make no mistake—this is indulgence on a whole other level. Pairing the complexity of its aroma and flavor with its balanced effects, Apples & Bananas is a top-shelf strain that lives up to its flavorful reputation.

  • Cookies & Alt Sol "Cereal A La Mode" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center

    Strain : Cereal A La Mode Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.5/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid *Editor's Note: We've found the new Cookies / Alt Sol collab to be quite astounding in quality and, therefore, we'll be individually reviewing each of the twelve unique strains from the lineup across this week. Check back often as new ones will be published daily and make sure you're subscribed to stay up-to-date on these and all our other cannabis reviews! "Cereal A La Mode" is a Cookies & Alt Sol Collaboration that's available exclusively at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington, DC. Initial Thoughts This batch of Cookies' Cereal A La Mode, cultivated by local craft growers Alt Sol , is now available at Takoma Wellness Center , and its name alone evokes visions of sugary nostalgia. It's a gorgeous hybrid strain that feels like waking up to a breakfast cereal commercial and then realizing you’ve added a scoop of creamy vanilla ice cream to your bowl—because why not? Combining the delicious genetics of Cereal Milk and Georgia Pie, this strain blends decadence with balanced effects for an experience that’s both indulgent and uplifting. If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, then Cereal A La Mode makes a strong case for being the most important toke of the day. 🥣 Cookies "Cereal A La Mode" packaging art. Appearance Cereal A La Mode’s buds are chunky and fluffy, shaped like popcorn and covered in a frosty coating of white trichomes that glisten under the light. The bright green and purple nugs are interwoven with fiery orange pistils, creating a visual treat as enticing as the flavor it promises. Breaking apart the buds feels like shattering a sugary glaze—sticky, aromatic, and utterly satisfying. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma hits like a dessert buffet at a cereal-lover's paradise. A sweet and creamy wave of condensed milk greets your senses first, closely followed by notes of graham cracker crust and fruity berries. Beneath the sugary façade lies a punch of spicy diesel, grounding the experience with a hint of complexity. Imagine the smell of a cereal aisle combined with the bakery section, and you’re on the right track. Flavor If cereal with ice cream ever becomes an official dessert, this strain would be its mascot. The initial inhale delivers a sugary, nutty cereal flavor, reminiscent of your favorite childhood breakfast. As the smoke settles, creamy vanilla ice cream notes shine through, followed by a sweet berry undertone that lingers like the milk at the bottom of the cereal bowl. The exhale introduces a touch of spicy diesel, adding a unique twist to an otherwise sweet experience. Lineage Cereal A La Mode is the result of crossing Cereal Milk  with Georgia Pie , bringing together two delicious heavyweights in cannabis genetics. The combination creates a perfectly balanced hybrid (50% indica / 50% sativa). Effects The effects hit almost as soon as you exhale, starting with a tingly buzz that spreads through your mind and body. This sensation melts away bad moods and stress, leaving you both physically relaxed and mentally uplifted. A giggly euphoria takes hold, turning even the simplest moments into fits of laughter. Ideal for social settings or quiet evenings, Cereal A La Mode creates a harmonious balance of happiness and relaxation, perfect for enhancing your mood without making you feel weighed down. Conclusion Cereal A La Mode by Alt Sol is as whimsical and delightful as its name suggests. With flavors that blend sugary cereal and creamy vanilla, aromas that evoke nostalgia, and effects that leave you happy and relaxed, this strain is a true treat for the senses. Whether you’re unwinding after a long day or simply indulging in a little cannabis dessert, Cereal A La Mode offers a perfectly balanced experience that’s both fun and functional. Just don’t blame us if you start craving actual cereal with ice cream—it’s a slippery slope, but one worth sliding down.

  • Cookies & Alt Sol "Tahitian Lime" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center

    Strain : Tahitian Lime Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : Slightly Sativa *Editor's Note: We've found the new Cookies / Alt Sol collab to be quite astounding in quality and, therefore, we'll be individually reviewing each of the twelve unique strains from the lineup across this week. Check back often as new ones will be published daily and make sure you're subscribed to stay up-to-date on these and all our other cannabis reviews! "Tahitian Lime" is a Cookies & Alt Sol Collaboration that's available exclusively at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington, DC. Initial Thoughts Tahitian Lime by Cookies, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center , is like booking a last-minute beach getaway to the South Pacific without ever leaving DC. This batch feels like it’s been kissed by tropical breezes and infused with the zest of lime picked straight from an exotic island. If your week has felt more like a stormy ocean than a calm lagoon, Tahitian Lime is ready to smooth things over. 🏝️ Cookies "Tahitian Lime" packaging art. Appearance The buds of Tahitian Lime are as vibrant as a sunset over the Pacific. Compact and dense, the nugs feature a lush lime-green hue accented by golden orange pistils. A delicate layer of frosty trichomes gives the buds a shimmering effect, like morning dew on tropical foliage. It’s an exotic visual treat that invites you to dive in. Status Fresh. Aroma Opening a pack of Tahitian Lime is like uncorking paradise. The aroma hits you with a wave of gassy lime, bringing to mind fresh citrus groves on a breezy island morning. Sweet vanilla undertones linger in the background, adding a dessert-like warmth to the experience. It’s the kind of scent that makes you want to grab a hammock and let the day drift by. Flavor The flavor profile of Tahitian Lime is as refreshing as a beachside cocktail. Earthy gas notes ground the palate, while sweet citrus and lime zest add a burst of brightness. There’s a faint creamy finish, reminiscent of tropical gelato, making each inhale as indulgent as an afternoon spent sipping drinks with little umbrellas. Lineage Tahitian Lime is the tropical offspring of Lemonchello C and Jet Fuel Gelato #54. This combination brings together the citrus zing of Lemonchello with the smooth, gassy undertones of Jet Fuel Gelato, resulting in a hybrid with an uplifting twist. Effects This strain delivers a stimulating and joyful full-body high, making it feel like you’re floating on an inner tube in crystal-clear turquoise waters. The effects kick off with a wave of relaxation, melting away stress like the sun dissolves clouds. You’ll feel happy and carefree, with just enough sleepiness to make you want to lounge by an imaginary lagoon. If a strain could hand you a piña colada and a lei, it would be this one. Conclusion Tahitian Lime by Cookies offers a tropical escape in every puff. Cultivated by Alt Sol, this batch is as close as you’ll get to a Tahitian island paradise without ever packing a bag - though we do suggest packing a few bowls. With its uplifting effects, vibrant flavor, and irresistible aroma, Tahitian Lime will leave you feeling like you’ve spent the day on a sun-soaked beach, with no sand in sight.

  • Candy Gas - Capital Remedy DC

    Strain : Candy Gas Service : Capital Remedy Service Type : DC Delivery Service Overall Rating : 9.0/10 Lean : 50/50 Balanced Initial Thoughts Currently available through the DC marijuana delivery service Capital Remedy , this Candy Gas offers an intriguing mix of potency and flavor. It's a hybrid cannabis strain that combines the best attributes of two highly sought-after strains: Gelato 41  (Bacio Gelato) and Runtz . With its rich genetic background and reputation for delivering a dynamic combination of gassy and sweet terpenes, it's one that's been really gaining popularity recently. 🍬⛽ Appearance Candy Gas presents itself with dense, resin-coated buds that are mid-sized, tightly packed, and exhibit a vibrant blend of green shades accented by deep purple undertones. Bright orange pistils thread through the buds, adding to its colorful appeal, while the thick layer of sticky trichomes gives the buds a frosty, almost sugar-coated appearance. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Candy Gas is a bold mix of sweet and fuel-like scents. As soon as the buds are broken open, the room fills with a blend of fruity candy sweetness, reminiscent of Runtz, and a sharp, pungent gas undertone from the Gelato 41 lineage. The overall scent profile is complex and layered, with notes of citrus, berries, and a skunky edge. The strong gassy aroma pairs well with the sugary sweetness, creating a distinctive smell that lingers in the air. Flavor Candy Gas delivers a flavor experience that matches its aromatic profile. The first inhale brings a rush of sweet, candy-like flavors, followed by a gassy, fuel-laden aftertaste that deepens the experience. As the smoke settles, more subtle notes of berries, citrus, and earthiness begin to emerge. The exhale leaves a smooth, creamy finish that coats the palate, making each puff enjoyable and well-balanced. The fusion of candy sweetness with gas creates a layered taste that is both refreshing and intense. Lineage Candy Gas is a result of crossing Gelato 41  (Bacio Gelato) with the iconic Runtz . Gelato 41 is widely regarded as one of the most celebrated phenotypes in the Gelato family, known for its creamy, fruity flavor profile and high potency. Runtz, on the other hand, is beloved for its candy-like sweetness and balanced effects. Grounded Genetics took Gelato 41 and reversed it to pollinate the famous Runtz cut, resulting in the creation of Candy Gas—a strain that combines the best features of both parents, offering potency, flavor, and visual appeal. Effects Candy Gas is known for providing a powerful, balanced experience. Users report an initial cerebral rush that lifts the mind into a state of euphoria and focus. This mental clarity is complemented by a gradual wave of physical relaxation, thanks to the influence of Gelato 41. The combination of these effects allows for a pleasant and long-lasting high that keeps users both mentally stimulated and physically calm. As the high progresses, users may experience deeper body relaxation, making it a versatile strain for different settings, whether social or solo. Conclusion This batch of Candy Gas offers a flavorful and potent hybrid experience. Combining the sweet candy notes of Runtz with the gassy, creamy tones of Gelato 41, it delivers a wonderful balance of cerebral stimulation and body relaxation. With its colorful appearance, complex aroma, and rich lineage, Candy Gas continues to captivate those looking for a well-rounded hybrid. Whether for creative activities or relaxation, this strain offers a multifaceted experience without overwhelming the senses. To add some to your stash hit up Capital Remedy  today and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

  • Maryland Dispensary Buyer's Guide - Weekend of Jan 31st - Feb 2nd, 2025

    On Sunday when the famous groundhog pokes his head out in Punxsutawney, PA will he see his shadow and declare four more weeks of Winter? Or, will he not and, instead, announce that Spring is on its way early this year? Perhaps the more important question to be asking that day is do I have any great weed to get me through the Sunday Scaries now that there's no Raven's football games on? Well, have no fear! We've taken the liberty of identifying all the great flower that's available at Maryland recreational dispensaries this weekend and put it in a nice tidy list for you. That way you can know before you go and, hopefully, you won't end up in some strange, ever-repeating situation like in Groundhog Day the movie. 🦫 ⏰ Here are our featured picks (see the table below for all options): Afternoon Delight by RYTHM - Starbuds Location: Baltimore, Maryland Lean: 50/50 Hybrid Aroma: Citrus, floral, and diesel Flavor: Citrus, diesel Effects: Smooth, cheery, and relaxed. Afternoon Delight is a 50% sativa and 50% indica weed strain made from a genetic cross between GMO and Trophy Wife. Notes of floral and citrus and a subtle layer of earthy diesel. Try it for yourself by heading to Starbuds , Baltimore today! Sunset Octane by Evermore - The Living Room Location:  Pikesville, Maryland Lean:  Hybrid Aroma:  Tropical gas Flavor: Vanilla, fuel Effects:  Energy, focus, relief Available at The Living Room  dispensary in Pikesville, Maryland the Sunset Octane genetics have been passed down, preserved, protected, and perfected by our squad. This cultivar expresses classic OG bud structures, stinks of smooth tropical gas, and tastes like a vanilla fuel-shake. Gas up front and a sweet smooth exhale breaks way for deep concentration and strong body relief. Florida Kush by Garcia Hand Picked - Haven Location:  Brandywine, Maryland Lean:  Indica Dominant Aroma:  Citrus, cake, pine Flavor: Sweet, piney, earthy Effects:  Deep relaxation This Indica was given its name as a tribute to the roots of the original Triangle Kush, which was named after Florida's 3 cannabis-producing capitals. But all you really need to know is that Florida Kush (LA Kush Cake x TK bx1) will get you in a sunshine state of mind. It's got an old-school cannabis flavor with heavy heady vibes that will send you swaying off in deep relaxation, wrapped in the arms of the summer night moonlight. Lineage: LA Kush Cake x Triangle Kush Bx2. Notes: Citrus, Cake, Pine. Vibes: Moonlit Bliss. Pick up some for your stash at Haven today! Here's the full table: Product/Strain Dispensary City State Indica/Hybrid/Sativa Product Type Product/Strain Description Peach Runtz by Evermore The Living Room Pikesville MD Hybrid Flower This remarkable strain is a cross between the iconic Georgia Pie and the legendary Runtz. Georgia Pie, known for its rich peach cobbler aroma, lends its signature sweet and juicy notes, while Runtz contributes its candy-like sweetness and balanced effects. Bubblegum Wedding by Kind Tree Haven Brandywine MD Hybrid Flower Bubblegum Wedding is a delightful cannabis strain that marries irresistible sweetness with potent effects, creating a memorable experience for enthusiasts. The aroma of Bubblegum Wedding is a nostalgic blend of fruity bubblegum and floral undertones, exuding a playful and inviting fragrance. When consumed, Bubblegum Wedding delivers a balanced high that begins with a euphoric uplift, enhancing mood and promoting a sense of well-being. This initial cerebral buzz gives way to a soothing physical relaxation that eases tension and encourages calmness without inducing sedation. Lineage: Wedding Cake x Bubblegum Biscotti Peanut Butter Pie by Kind Tree Green Point Laurel MD Indica Dominant Hybrid Flower Indulge in the rich and soothing experience of Peanut Butter Pie. This hybrid, born from the fusion of Stuffed French Toast #13 and Georgia Pie, delivers a unique flavor profile of mint, cake, and nutty undertones. Users have reported experiencing heavy, calming effects, making it an ideal choice for winding down and easing into a restful state. Apollo 22 by CULTA CULTA Urbana Frederick MD Indica Dominant Hybrid Flower Genetics: (Space walker x Dosidos #22-22) - The Apollo 22 is a cross of Space Walker and our prized Dosidos 22-22 (pollen) resulting in a well-balanced hybrid of the two parents, but leaning more toward the classic OG, gassy, and sweet Z flavors from the Space Walker. Venom Smoothie by Grassroots Apothecarium Salsbury MD Sativa Flower Mysterious and energetic sativa with a creamy, fruity, skunky nose. Golden Lemons by Fade Co. Story Waldorf MD Indica Dominant Hybrid Flower Golden Lemon by DNA Genetics is citrusy strain with a potent punch. This 60/40 indica-dominant hybrid is a cross between Kosher Kush and Lemon Skunk, and emits a distinctly pungent herbal, citrus aroma that speaks to its parentage. The effects immediately hit the consumer between the eyes, leaving bright, sizzling euphoria in the mind. Golden Lemon melts over the body and shows its sedating side with heavy consumption. Golden Skunk by Fade Co. Green Goods Baltimore MD 50/50 Hybrid Flower With its balanced mix of sativa and indica genetics, Golden Skunk delivers a long-lasting and relaxing experience, perfect for relieving stress and anxiety. Sundae Driver by Fade Co. Green Goods Baltimore MD Hybrid Flower Sundae Driver, also known as "Sunday Driver," is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing FPOG with Grape Pie. Sundae Driver’s effects include a feeling relaxed, giggly, and happiness/euphoria. Sundae Driver has a sweet, mellow and creamy flavor. Growers say this strain comes in light green and purple buds that are drenched in trichomes. Melonata by Fade Co. Remedy Baltimore MD Sativa Flower Melonatta is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the powerful Watermelon Zkittlez X Lemon Tree strains. Chocolate Mint by Curio Blair Wellness Baltimore MD Indica Dominant Hybrid Flower Chocolate Mint is a Hybrid strain resulting from crossing Grandaddy Purple with Emerald OG. This premium strain is a harmonious blend of rich chocolate and refreshing mint, creating an unparalleled sensory delight. Dosi Woah by Nature's Heritage gLeaf Frederick MD Indica Dominant Hybrid Flower Dosi-Woah! is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through a potent cross of the classic Do-Si-Dos X RBX4 strains. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

  • Cookies & Alt Sol "London Pound Cake 75" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center

    Strain : London Pound Cake 75 Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.5/10 Lean : Indica Dominant *Editor's Note: We've found the new Cookies / Alt Sol collab to be quite astounding in quality and, therefore, we'll be individually reviewing each of the twelve unique strains from the lineup across this week. Check back often as new ones will be published daily and make sure you're subscribed to stay up-to-date on these and all our other cannabis reviews! "London Pound Cake 75" is a Cookies & Alt Sol Collaboration that's available exclusively at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington, DC. Initial Thoughts When I first laid eyes on this batch of London Pound Cake 75, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington DC, I couldn’t help but feel impressed. You might think you’ve encountered London Pound Cake before, but this iteration takes the experience to a whole new level. The presentation, potency, and overall craftsmanship leave no doubt about the care taken by Alt Sol to elevate this batch. A strain named after one of the classiest desserts deserves an equally elegant experience, and this one delivers in royal fashion. Cookies "London Pound Cake 75" ice cream tub packaging. Appearance London Pound Cake 75 boasts a regal look, much like something that would be served at a high tea with the King himself. The buds are dense, with forest-green hues interwoven with purple undertones that look like the velvety upholstery of an old-school Rolls Royce. Trichomes glisten like the crown jewels, and fiery orange pistils curl around the nugs like royal ribbons. Each bud is perfectly cured, delivering just the right amount of bounce and stickiness. Here's a look at the Cookies blue jars that come inside the ice cream tubs and are sealed for extra freshness. Status Fresh Aroma Opening the jar of London Pound Cake 75 feels like stepping into a royal botanical garden. The aroma greets you with sweet and earthy notes, underpinned by a sophisticated bouquet of berries, grapes, and citrus. There’s also a subtle gassy and menthol undertone that adds depth and complexity, like a royal perfume crafted for a monarch. Flavor The flavor of London Pound Cake 75 is pure indulgence, much like its namesake dessert. It begins with a creamy vanilla and berry sweetness that transitions into earthy citrus and a nutty, diesel finish. It’s the type of flavor that lingers on the palate, making you feel like you’re savoring a dessert served in the shadow of Big Ben. Lineage This strain is a genetic cross between Sunset Sherbet and an unknown indica, giving it a rich and balanced profile. The Cookies brand, known for its innovative genetics, has created a strain worthy of both its dessert-inspired name and its legendary, yet mysterious, lineage. Effects London Pound Cake 75 delivers a smooth, euphoric high that wraps around you like a royal robe. The effects begin with a calming mental focus, ideal for unwinding or engaging in light creative pursuits. This gradually transitions into a full-body relaxation that might leave you feeling like you’re lounging on a velvet throne. While uplifting at first, the strain’s indica dominance eventually takes over, making it a great choice for evenings or quiet weekends. Conclusion London Pound Cake 75 by Alt Sol is nothing short of a royal experience. Available at Takoma Wellness Center , it’s a strain that combines elegance, potency, and indulgence. From its beautiful appearance to its luxurious flavor and deeply relaxing effects, this strain is fit for a cannabis connoisseur—or perhaps even Queen Camilla herself, if she ever decided to trade in her Earl Grey for something a bit more… herbal. Whether you’re lighting up for a cozy evening or a quiet moment of self-reflection, this London Pound Cake 75 is a true taste of cannabis nobility.

  • "Revive" Capsules by Maximum Wellness - District Cannabis

    Type : Full spectrum extract and isolate in vegan capsules Dispensary : District Cannabis Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 8.9/10 Effects : Energetic, focused Initial Thoughts These "Revive" capsules by Maximum Wellness, crafted by PHYTO and available at District Cannabis  dispensary in Washington DC, provide a convenient and discreet way to enjoy a cannabis-infused energy boost. With 20mg of cannabinoids in each capsule, they combine THC (10mg), CBD (5mg), and THCV (5mg), creating a specialized 2:1:1 formulation designed to inspire focus, creativity, and mood elevation. For me, they really got my motor running at a higher level - they were basically the equivalent of having an i.v. of espresso in my arm for several hours. ☕ Aroma As the capsules are odorless, there is no discernible cannabis scent, making them an excellent choice for those seeking discretion. The neutral nature of the capsules is particularly appealing for users who prefer to avoid strong aromas commonly associated with cannabis products. Flavor True to their capsule form, "Revive" has no noticeable flavor . The absence of any taste allows users to enjoy the benefits of cannabis without the strong herbal or earthy notes typically found in edibles or tinctures. Effects The effects of "Revive" capsules were exceptionally uplifting and energizing, thanks to the combination of THC, CBD, and THCV. I experienced heightened creativity, focus, and motivation making them ideal for my daytime use. They're also well-suited for activities requiring mental clarity and productivity. The 10mg dose of THCV contributes to the energy-boosting effects, while THC and CBD create a numbing body high. This thoughtful formulation avoids the jitteriness sometimes associated with other energizing products, offering a smooth, sustained lift. Conclusion "Revive" capsules by Maximum Wellness are an excellent option for edibles enthusiasts seeking a discreet, odorless, and plant-based solution for enhanced energy and focus. With their easy-to-use design, uplifting effects, and tailored formulation, they are a practical and appealing choice for daytime activities or tackling busy schedules. Whether you're looking to spark creativity, stay productive, or simply elevate your mood, pick up some "Revive" capsules at District Cannabis today. Don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

  • Cadillac Fizz from Elevated Lounge DC

    Strain : Cadillac Fizz Dispensary : Elevated Lounge Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Cadillac Fizz takes its name seriously, bringing an air of luxury and refinement to the cannabis world. Currently available at Elevated Lounge in Washington DC, this indica-dominant hybrid is the kind of strain that makes you feel like you're cruising down the highway in a classic Cadillac, with smooth vibes and a sense of sophistication. A cross between Pure Michigan and Runtz, it combines gassy and fruity notes for a balanced, indulgent experience. Appearance Much like a well-polished classic car, Cadillac Fizz is a feast for the eyes. The dense buds boast a vibrant lime-green hue accented by deep purples and a thick, frosty coating of trichomes. It’s the cannabis equivalent of a two-tone paint job on a vintage Cadillac—sleek, eye-catching, and designed to impress. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Cadillac Fizz greets you with a bold, gassy aroma that speaks to its luxurious lineage, with subtle fruity undertones that round out the scent profile. Imagine stepping into a vintage Cadillac with leather seats and a hint of fresh fruit air freshener—it’s nostalgic yet modern, a combination that works effortlessly. Flavor The flavor is just as smooth as a Sunday drive in a classic Cadillac. Each puff delivers a blend of rich, gassy notes with a touch of fruitiness, leaving a clean finish on the exhale. It’s the kind of strain that feels polished and refined, much like the elegant ride it’s named after. Lineage Cadillac Fizz is the offspring of Pure Michigan and Runtz, two strains known for their powerful effects and complex flavor profiles. Pure Michigan contributes its gassy strength, while Runtz adds a layer of sweet fruitiness, resulting in a luxurious and balanced hybrid. Effects The effects of Cadillac Fizz are a perfect mix of relaxation and euphoria. You’ll feel the indica dominance settle into your body, relaxing your muscles and putting your mind at ease, while a light cerebral buzz keeps you elevated enough to enjoy the ride. It’s a great strain for unwinding after a long day, evoking the comfort of sinking into a plush Cadillac seat and letting the world roll by. Conclusion Cadillac Fizz lives up to its name, offering a smooth and indulgent experience that all cannabis enthusiasts can appreciate. From its luxurious aroma and flavor to its balanced effects, it’s like the cannabis equivalent of a classic Cadillac—refined, reliable, and undeniably cool. If you’re looking to add a touch of class to your cannabis journey, this strain might just be your golden ticket to a stress-free cruise. Head to Elevated Lounge  today to pick-up some for your own stash and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

  • Choka Cola - Sunburn Dispensary, Tampa (Florida Medical)

    Strain : Choka Cola Dispensary : Sunburn Tampa Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts Choka Cola, currently available from top Tampa marijuana dispensary Sunburn , has gained attention for its unique name and purported effects. Initial impressions suggest a blend of potency and flavor, enticing both novice and experienced users alike. Appearance Choka Cola's appearance is characterized by dense, chunky buds with a vibrant array of greens and hints of purple. The trichome coverage gives the buds a frosty, sparkling appearance, enhancing its visual appeal. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Choka Cola is complex and inviting, combining notes of sweet citrus, earthiness, and hints of spice. Upon closer inspection, undertones of pine and skunk emerge, adding depth to its olfactory profile. Flavor When consumed, Choka Cola delights the palate with a harmonious blend of flavors. Sweet citrus undertones dominate the inhale, followed by earthy and herbal notes on the exhale. The smoke is smooth, making it an enjoyable experience from start to finish. Lineage Choka Cola is a three-way cross of (Granola Funk x Rootbeer) x I-95. It is considered a balanced hybrid Effects The effects of Choka Cola are well-rounded, offering a blend of uplifting cerebral euphoria and soothing physical relaxation. Initially, users may experience a surge of creativity and mental clarity, making it suitable for daytime use. As the high progresses, a gentle body buzz sets in, melting away tension and stress without inducing couch-lock. Overall, Choka Cola is prized for its ability to enhance mood, stimulate creativity, and promote relaxation without overwhelming sedation. Conclusion In conclusion, Choka Cola is a hybrid cannabis strain that captivates the senses with its enticing aroma, flavorful smoke, and well-balanced effects. Whether seeking inspiration for creative endeavors or simply unwinding after a long day, Choka Cola offers a versatile experience that caters to a wide range of preferences. Its unique characteristics make it a standout option in the ever-expanding world of cannabis strains.

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