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Strain : Poonesia Dispensary : CULTA, Baltimore   Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 8.9/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts Let's be real—Poonesia might be one of the funniest strain names to hit Maryland dispensaries, and it demands an explanation. Is it a play on Poochie Love, its notable parent strain? Is it a subtle nod to its effects, which might transport you to a blissfully dazed mental vacation? Or did someone at CULTA just decide to have a little fun with this release? Whatever the case, the hype is real, and getting my hands on some of CULTA’s in-house genetics before they hit the market felt like being invited to the cool kids' table in high school—except this time, I actually  belong here. CULTA has already built a dedicated following with Poochie Love, and by crossing it with Amnesia OG, they’ve created something fresh while still keeping that classic funk that made the original so popular. With 4% terpenes, insane trichome coverage, and an aroma that practically jumps out of the jar, Poonesia demands attention from the moment you crack the seal. Appearance One of the biggest perks of snagging this batch was how fresh it was—packaged just five days before I picked it up. That meant the trichomes were perfectly intact, preserving every bit of flavor, aroma, and potency. Under a jeweler’s loupe, the trichome coverage exceeded 75%, with the heads fully developed and bursting with resin. The bud structure was true to CULTA’s meticulous cultivation—dense yet naturally formed, with deep greens and fiery orange pistils giving it an eye-catching contrast. The trim was a bit looser than some might prefer, but personally, I’ll take a little extra leaf over something that looks like it was put through a chainsaw any day. Status Fresh. Aroma From the moment I cracked the jar, the OG lineage announced itself loud and clear—with the subtlety of a firework. The first wave of terps delivered a rush of fresh leather, dried pine needles, petrichor (that earthy "after the rain" smell), and wet riverbank. As the aromas settled, the undertones evolved into something deceptively complex. Hints of vanilla frosting, fresh corn flakes, and cake dough made their way into the mix, adding a surprisingly sweet twist to an otherwise bold and earthy profile. This sneaky complexity had me sticking my nose back in the jar repeatedly, trying to catch one more note before sealing it up again. Flavor If the aroma was a journey, the flavor was a full-blown expedition. A lot of the earthy, pine, and leather notes from the nose carried over seamlessly, but the sweet elements faded into the background, making way for a rich, savory experience. The first hit hit like a cup of espresso, with robust coffee, raw chocolate, and a sharp bite of peppered beef jerky dominating the profile. As the joint burned down, new layers emerged, turning each hit into an evolving experience. The exhale was thick and smooth, leaving behind a lingering matcha-like finish that coated my tongue long after the smoke cleared. I found myself checking in on the flavor so often that I burned through more of the joint than expected—a clear sign of an engaging smoking experience. Lineage Poonesia is a hybrid strain created by crossing: Poochie Love Amnesia OG This carefully selected pairing blends mental stimulation with physical relaxation, creating a strain that’s adaptable to different moods and activities. Effects The label classifies Poonesia as a hybrid, but the effects had a bit more range than your typical middle-of-the-road strain. Mental Effects: The high starts with a rush of creative energy, sharpening focus just enough to keep you engaged without making you jittery. Tasks felt effortless, and my thoughts flowed naturally, without feeling scattered or overwhelming. Physical Effects: While my mind was active and stimulated, my body felt calm and grounded, thanks to the elevated Pinene content. Some people might hesitate when they hear high Pinene, but the other terpenes balance it out beautifully, preventing any overactive mental loops. Overall Sensation: Nothing felt forced. Time didn’t slow down or speed up, everything just flowed naturally. If I was focused on something, I stayed focused. If I wanted to zone out, I could do that too. It was a choose-your-own-adventure kind of high, and I was all in. Conclusion Poonesia lives up to the CULTA reputation, delivering a deep, complex experience that captures the best of both parent strains. The aroma alone is enough to keep you coming back, but the flavor and balanced effects make it something special. CULTA has once again proven why they remain one of the most respected names in Maryland cannabis, and Poonesia is further proof of their genetic expertise. Much appreciation to the crew at CULTA for letting me get my hands on this batch before it hits dispensaries, and a special shoutout to my budtender Tony at their Baltimore location for the help with everything as well! If you see Poonesia on the shelf, just know—you're about to embark on a wild, flavor-packed ride. And honestly, who wouldn’t want to say they smoked Poonesia? *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Tahiti Twist Dispensary : New Leaf Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : 50/50 Hybrid Initial Thoughts Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at New Leaf in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair to your cannabis experience. With its vibrant citrus lime tang and tropical undertones, this strain is designed to evoke the joy of a mini-vacation. Whether you're looking for a mood boost or an evening of relaxation, Tahiti Twist delivers an uplifting high that keeps the good vibes flowing. 🏝️🦜🌺 Appearance Tahiti Twist is quite gorgeous, with dense, lime-green buds accented by bright orange pistils and a generous coating of frosty trichomes. The vivid hues and resinous texture hint at the strain's tropical origins and terpene-rich profile. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Tahiti Twist is a zesty blend of citrus lime and tropical fruit, rounded out by subtle floral and earthy notes. The prominent Beta-Myrcene provides a bold sweetness, while Ocimene adds a citrusy zest, and Linalool offers a calming lavender-like essence. Together, these terpenes create a fragrant bouquet that’s as energizing as it is soothing. Flavor Tahiti Twist delivers a flavor profile that mirrors its aroma, offering a tangy citrus lime burst on the inhale followed by tropical fruit and floral undertones on the exhale. A smooth, slightly sweet finish makes each puff feel refreshing, like sipping a beachside cocktail. Lineage Tahiti Twist has a tropical hybrid background, combining robust genetics designed to provide both uplifting cerebral effects and soothing physical relaxation. While the exact parent strains are undisclosed, its tropical and citrus-forward characteristics suggest a careful blend of fruity and zesty cannabis lineages. Effects Tahiti Twist provides a balanced high that combines mental upliftment with gentle physical relaxation. Users often report a burst of euphoria and creativity, followed by a calming body sensation that eases tension without inducing sedation. Ideal for socializing, creative endeavors, or simply unwinding, this strain is versatile and mood-enhancing. Check out our charts on this batch's potency and terpene profile: Terpene Chart : This visualizes the terpene profile with notable levels of beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, and beta-Caryophyllene. Potency Content Chart : This shows the concentration of cannabinoids in the strain, highlighting THCA and CBGA as the dominant components. Conclusion Alt Sol’s Tahiti Twist is a refreshing hybrid strain that delivers a delightful mix of uplifting effects and tropical flavors. From its eye-catching appearance to its citrusy aroma and smooth flavor, it offers a unique cannabis experience perfect for boosting your mood or enjoying a laid-back evening. To experience this vibrant addition to Alt Sol’s lineup of high-quality flower head to New Leaf  ASAP and don't forget to let them know that you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Gary Payton Dispensary : Embers DC Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : Hybrid Initial Thoughts Gary Payton, the cannabis strain, much like the legendary NBA player it's named after, is all about precision and impact. Just as the Hall of Famer could lock down opponents with unmatched defense, this strain comes in with intensity and focus, leaving you uplifted and in a state of calm control. Alt Sol 's x Cookies DC cultivation of this Cookies strain, now available at Embers Dispensary in DC, delivers a batch so refined it’s almost like the cannabis version of Payton’s famous trash-talking - it’s hard-hitting, yet oddly comforting. Cookies "Gary Payton" ice cream tub packaging. Appearance Gary Payton's buds are as vibrant and uniform as a well-executed fast break. The small, grape-shaped nugs are tightly packed, resembling miniature basketballs, and their minty green hues are accented by bright orange hairs. Layers of frosty white trichomes shimmer like a championship ring, and occasional streaks of dark purple lend a regal air to this already majestic flower. Here's a look at the Cookies blue jars that come inside the ice cream tubs and are sealed for extra freshness. Status Fresh. Aroma This strain has a bold aroma that commands attention, much like Gary Payton’s on-court persona. Strong notes of gas and burnt rubber immediately hit the senses, with subtle undertones of earthiness and sweetness rounding out the profile. It’s the kind of aroma that stays with you, much like Payton’s highlight reels - unforgettable. Flavor The flavor profile of Gary Payton is a full-court press on your palate. The dominant gassy and fuel notes provide a robust baseline, while softer, sweeter herbal undertones create a smooth finish. It’s the cannabis equivalent of watching a seamless alley-oop - dynamic, balanced, and deeply satisfying. Lineage Gary Payton is the product of a genetic crossover between "The Y" and Snowman, bred by Powerzzzup. Like the perfect pick-and-roll, this lineage combines sativa-dominant and hybrid genetics to create a balanced hybrid strain (50% indica, 50% sativa) with power and finesse. Effects The effects of Gary Payton are as versatile as the player himself. An initial euphoric boost in mood and energy hits you like a fast break, sharpening your focus and inspiring creativity. As the high progresses, a full-body relaxation sets in, much like the relief of sinking a game-winning shot. Users often report feeling uplifted, sociable, and calm - a combination that mirrors the joy and focus of watching Payton control a game. Conclusion Cookies' Gary Payton strain, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Embers DC , is a masterclass in balance and intensity. From its gassy aroma to its uplifting effects, this strain is like a tribute to the player’s career - a perfect mix of energy, focus, and relaxation. Whether you’re diving into creative work or winding down after a long day, Gary Payton ensures you’re doing so with the smooth confidence of an NBA legend. The Glove may have retired, but this strain carries his legacy into the cannabis world with style.

Strain : Moon Fog Breeder : Humboldt Seed Company Market : Virginia Homegrown (Richmond) Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts  Moon Fog is a strain that has gained quite the reputation in many online forums, grower's podcasts and old smoker’s tables around the country. This indica-dominant strain was bred by Humboldt Seed Company and is one of their newest offerings. It's known to carry a well balanced euphoric high and in some smoke circles is becoming a go to nighttime strain.   Appearance   Absolutely stunning bag appeal! The rich colors pop when the light hits them. The frosty nugs show beautiful silver and light-purple coloring with flashes of orange hairs throughout. This isn’t a strain to break down too far; leaving the nugs bulky and intact lets you experience how it looked on the plant. Crack one open and a beautifully green hue reveals a sticky, trichome-bomb center.  Status  Jar-stable and cured over 3–4 weeks by what appears to be an expert in the field. A wonderful trim job that isn’t overdone, leaving every bit of frost, color, and bag appeal intact.  Aroma   In the jar it’s gassy, with baby powder and cream notes. Breaking it up brings a floral punch that is waiting inside.  Flavor  In a clean glass piece, the octane comes through more when the nugs are less broken up. However, this weed is great for nighttime joint enthusiasts. The floral notes inside the buds pairs perfectly with a chamomile tea. If you ever get a chance to try Moon Fog, take your time and break it up with your fingers.  Lineage  Moon Fog × P. Face OG × High Octane or (Moon Fog × P. Face OG) × High Octane. Moon Fog was first crossed with P. Face OG, and that hybrid was then crossed with High Octane.  Effects  At first onset, the high starts in the body with great muscle relaxation and noticeable pain relief. After a few more powerful pulls, a wonderful dream-like euphoria sets in. This leads into a beautiful, narcotic punch that puts the user in a dream-like trance, ready to ride into slumberland. Moon Fog’s medicinal effects don’t get enough credit, but that will change when more patients get turned on to its ability to calm, de-stress, and manage pain.  Conclusion   Moon Fog's reputation for being a well balanced euphoric buzz are all well documented. Humboldt Seed Company really out did themselves and this appears to be a new legendary knock out punch of a strain. It will most definitely find its way into many medical patients regimens and also impress many new and long time smokers alike.

Strain : Tarts Dispensary : Curaleaf   Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 8.9/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts With its reputation for a complex aroma and uniquely delectable flavor profile this Tarts, grown by Grassroots in Taneytown, MD and currently available at Curaleaf in Columbia, immediately piqued my curiosity. It's a balanced hybrid that has been making waves for its combination of immensely fruity sweetness and gassy undertones, and I was eager to see if it lived up to the buzz. Spoiler alert: I wasn’t disappointed. Let’s dive into what makes this strain a delightful addition to the Grassroots lineup! Aroma From the moment the seal cracked open, it felt like I had been hit by a citrusy freight train of fruity goodness. The initial burst of lemon cleaner and pine was so sharp and invigorating, it was like my nostrils had just walked into a spa run by forest elves. Breaking down the buds only intensified the sensory overload—notes of orange zest mingled with a sweet symphony of pie crust, powdered sugar, honey, and even grape Kool-Aid powder. It became abundantly clear why the Grassroots team decided to keep Tarts on heavy rotation—this aroma is a showstopper! 👃👌 Appearance The trichome coverage on these buds was mesmerizing, like each nug had been dipped in a layer of powdered sugar and then lightly rolled in fairy dust. The greens ranged from a soft, springtime light green to a rich, deep forest hue, all accented by whispers of purple and fiery orange stigma. Honestly, it looked so pristine that breaking it apart felt almost criminal—but not criminal enough to stop me. Sometimes you’ve got to destroy beauty to enjoy it. Flavor If the aroma set the stage, the flavor absolutely stole the show. The first hit introduced a sharp, gassy sweetness, like sniffing permanent marker (in the best way possible) but with a sugary kick. A dry, chalk-dust sensation coated my tongue, which somehow paired beautifully with the grape Kool-Aid vibe I caught earlier—now more of a grape hard candy flavor. The exhale was the pièce de résistance: a cool wave of minty bubble gum that lingered long after the smoke cleared. This strain doesn’t just dance on your taste buds; it stages a full-blown musical. Status Fresh. Lineage This Tarts cultivar is a cross of Cream d’ Mint and Grease Monkey that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Experience Tarts is the Swiss Army knife of cannabis—versatile, reliable, and always ready to impress. Its balanced intensity, moderate duration, and smooth onset make it the ideal "anytime" companion. No racing thoughts, no jittery limbs, no awkward overthinking—just good vibes and mellow relaxation. It’s like the cannabis equivalent of that chill friend who can vibe at brunch or at a midnight bonfire without missing a beat. Conclusion Every session with Tarts felt like peeling back another layer of its charm. The constantly evolving aroma (sweet, chemmy, and earthy all at once) and the minty fruit exhale were just the cherries—or grapes?—on top. If you’re on the hunt for something new to jazz up your stash or just looking for a flavor-packed smoke that delivers across the board, do yourself a favor and grab some Tarts at Curaleaf ASAP. Your senses will thank you—though they might also demand a second helping. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Blue Lobster (Maine Trees) Dispensary : The Flowery Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.6/10 Lean : Indica Initial Thoughts Snagging Blue Lobster from The Flowery in Florida feels like reeling in a rare catch—those award-winning Maine Trees buds live up to the hype of being as elusive as the 1-in-2-million blue lobster they're named for. This hybrid (Apples & Bananas x Eye Candy) swept the 2023 East Coast Zalympix with "Gassiest," "Best Terps," and runner-up "Best Overall," proving Maine Trees' cultivation prowess. The Flowery's locations across Florida make it accessible, and the jar's contents deliver on the promise: dense, frosty nugs in deep green with periwinkle tinges, blanketed in trichomes that shimmer like ocean spray. Appearance The buds are a visual standout—massive, resin-drenched colas in vibrant green hues flushed with dark purple undertones, evoking the rare blue lobster's iridescence. Thick trichome coverage creates a frosty, claw-like sheen, with orange pistils adding subtle contrast. They break apart sticky and cohesive, showcasing exceptional bag appeal that earned those Zalympix nods. Status Fresh, but starting to cure out nicely. Aroma Crack the jar, and a potent, layered wave hits: blueberry candy sweetness dominates upfront, laced with grape and tropical fruit notes from its Apples & Bananas heritage. A gassy, diesel edge creeps in for that "gassiest" award-winning punch, balanced by earthy pine and subtle spice. The terps are explosive and complex—fruity yet pungent, lingering like a coastal mist with a funky twist. Flavor The smoke is a flavor explosion: inhale brings sugary blueberry and apple candy, juicy and sweet, with zesty citrus hints cutting through. Mid-puff, the gassy diesel from Eye Candy lineage adds depth and spice, transitioning to a creamy, berry-forward exhale that's smooth and lingering. No harshness—clean burn that evolves beautifully, justifying the "Best Terps" win. Lineage Blue Lobster is the hunted pheno from Compound Genetics' Apples & Bananas (Platinum Cookies x Granddaddy Purp x Blue Power x Gelatti influences) crossed with Eye Candy (Biscotti x The Menthol), originally dubbed Facade before Maine Trees renamed and popularized it. The result is an indica-leaning hybrid (60/40) that amplifies fruity sweetness with resinous, gassy potency—Maine Trees' in-house selection turned it into a rare gem. Effects It starts with a euphoric cerebral lift—happy, uplifted, and focused—then settles into deep body relaxation that eases stress, pain, anxiety, and fatigue without heavy sedation. Great for unwinding after a long day or social vibes, with calming waves that help mood swings, depression, migraines, arthritis, or insomnia. Balanced and potent (often 25-30% THC), it's versatile for evening decompression or daytime chill. Conclusion Blue Lobster from Maine Trees at The Flowery is a true standout—award-sweeping terps, stunning looks, and a fruity-gassy profile that delivers euphoric calm with depth. It's the strain for when you want rarity and excellence in one jar, turning any session into something memorable. If you're in Florida and chasing top-shelf hybrids, this one's a must-try—rare as a blue lobster, but far more rewarding.

Strain : Air Mail Dispensary : Story - Silver Spring Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Hybrid Initial Thoughts Receiving a package of Air Mail from Fade Co. at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland, felt like getting a first-class dispatch from the clouds - sealed with a stamp of sophistication and ready to take my senses on a transcontinental journey. The dispensary's seamless service, with staff offering winged wisdom on strains, paired perfectly with Silver Spring's dynamic pulse of urban elegance and green spaces. Unsealing the jar at home, I was greeted by robust, resin-laden buds in verdant tones, their air-mail  aroma wafting like a postcard from a candy-fuelled flight. Appearance The buds present as substantial parcels: compact and meticulously formed, in bright emerald greens with whispers of violet, enveloped in a lavish trichome glaze that glistens like dew on a morning runway. Sparse orange pistils curl like postage stamps, adding a touch of warmth to their sticky, cohesive structure - a visual testament to Fade Co.'s refined cultivation. Aroma Breaking the seal unleashes a perfumed missive: confectionery sweetness soars upfront, evoking sugared envelopes, swiftly followed by a robust gassy undercurrent that grounds it like jet fuel. Subtle earthy and rubbery spices add depth, driven by terpenes such as beta-caryophyllene, linalool, and humulene in comparable lots. This air-mail  bouquet is assertive yet refined, lingering with the persistence of a well-traveled letter. Flavor The vapor or combustion conveys a layered correspondence: initial notes of saccharine dough and candy unfold gracefully, transitioning to a potent fuel essence mid-inhalation, with spicy rubber accents providing intrigue. The exhalation resolves in a creamy, faintly fruity coda, maintaining equilibrium without acridity - Fade Co.'s expertise ensuring a air-mail  taste that's as polished as international diplomacy. Lineage Air Mail emerges from a distinguished pedigree: the union of Gary Payton (a Zkittlez x Snowman progeny renowned for its saccharine-gas synergy) and Zwish (a resilient variant contributing structural vigor and resinous bounty). This indica-dominant hybrid inherits Gary's opulent sweetness and Zwish's robust framework, yielding a cultivar that's confection-forward yet fortified with contemporary depth - an express delivery of genetic excellence. Effects The onset arrives with expedited grace: a euphoric elevation envelops the mind, fostering contentment and acuity, ideal for contemplative pursuits or refined repose. A gradual corporeal serenity descends, alleviating strain sans immobilization, evoking the serenity of a smooth landing. Potent yet navigable, it sustains for 2-3 hours, suiting nocturnal unwinding or post-exertion recovery - an air-mail  high that delivers without turbulence. Conclusion Air Mail from Fade Co. at Story Dispensary is a confection-gas paragon—resinous buds, eloquent flavors, and a poised, restorative high that stamps its mark on any repertoire. It's the strain for when you seek a first-class fusion of indulgence and potency, soaring beyond the ordinary. Story's Silver Spring outpost, with its astute curators, elevates the acquisition, but this air-mail  gem truly flies on its own merits, a sophisticated selection deserving of your dispatch. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strains : Gary Payton, Velvetz Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : Indica Dominant, Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts The Cookies Dual Chamber 3-in-1 cannabis terp vape is an innovative and intriguing addition to the vaping scene at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington DC. Featuring two impressive strains—Gary Payton and Velvetz—cultivated locally by Alt Sol , this device provides versatility, allowing users to choose their vaping experience. Pressing the bottom button once toggles between strains (indicated by red and blue flashing lights matching corresponding arrows), and pressing twice combines them both—a delightful feature for those who enjoy variety. It's like having a personal cannabis DJ mixing tracks for your lungs! Appearance Sleek, discreet, and thoughtfully designed, this vape fits comfortably in the hand. The dual-chamber setup, clearly indicated by colored arrows, gives an intuitive and user-friendly experience. The device’s matte finish and ergonomic form make it both aesthetically pleasing and practical for daily use. Flavor Flavor-wise, the Gary Payton strain has a spicy, sweet diesel that’s herbal and pungent on the exhale. The Velvetz is gassy, but has a more candy-like sweetness with a creamy, smooth finish. Using both strains simultaneously creates a symphony of flavors, akin to pairing a bold espresso with luxurious cream—a true treat for the palate. Lineage Gary Payton: They x Snowman Velvetz: Lineage details are proprietary to Cookies and Alt Sol, known for its creamy and earthy characteristics. Effects Gary Payton provides an energizing, euphoric high that's powerful and cerebral, sparking creativity and a giggly disposition—perfect for lively interactions or artistic endeavors. Velvetz contributes calming and relaxing effects, ideal for unwinding and stress relief. When combined, these strains create a balanced state of relaxed focus, making it suitable for activities requiring creativity and calm engagement. Conclusion The Cookies Dual Chamber 3-in-1 cannabis terp vape available at Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary offers a refreshingly innovative vaping experience. With extracts from Alt Sol’s locally grown flower, the vape blends the energizing clarity of Gary Payton and the soothing comfort of Velvetz. The dual strain feature adds an extra layer of fun and flexibility, making it an excellent choice for users seeking variety in their cannabis consumption. And let's be honest, pressing buttons to choose your buzz is delightfully futuristic—almost like switching between alternate realities at will!

Strain : Triple Burger Dispensary : Green Theory Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.6/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Recently harvested by DC craft cultivator Alt Sol , this phenomenal Triple Burger just dropped at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensary, Green Theory . Known for its potent effects and uniquely savory profile, my mouth started watering immediately from the super loud aroma that emerged when I cracked open the jar. It's originally a Skunk House Genetics creation, combining the robust GMO with Double Burger to make this indica-dominant (70% indica/30% sativa) offspring. With gorgeous looks - as we've come to expect from Alt Sol - it's tempting to everyone, but truly geared towards those cannabis enthusiasts with a high tolerance. 🍔🍔🍔 Appearance Triple Burger’s buds can be a bit intimidating at first, much like staring down a monstrous three patty burger at your local eatery. Vibrant greens are threaded with purple undertones and fine orange hairs. A thick layer of milky, starry trichomes coats the entire surface, giving the buds a frosted appearance that seems to ooze potency. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma of Triple Burger is unapologetically pungent, blending garlic, butter, and diesel into a powerful scent that fills the room. Hints of savory herbs and a mild chemical undertone add complexity, creating an aroma that may remind some of a cooking experience in the kitchen. This strain’s rich aroma profile is largely driven by its dominant terpene, caryophyllene, which is known for its spicy, musky scent and potential anti-inflammatory effects. Flavor On inhale, Triple Burger reveals a creamy, almost buttery taste that combines with subtle hints of blue cheese, savory meat, and herbs. These flavors are layered with a slight chemical edge, giving it a distinct umami profile that stands out among traditional cannabis strains. This unique flavor combination can be quite appealing to those who enjoy savory, earthy flavors in their cannabis. Lineage Triple Burger’s lineage comes from crossing GMO and Double Burger, two strains known for their pungency and potency. GMO contributes its signature garlic and diesel flavor, while Double Burger lends its savory undertones and robust THC levels. This powerful cross by Skunk House Genetics results in an indica-dominant hybrid that delivers a deeply calming experience coupled with a truly distinctive flavor and aroma profile. Effects The effects of Triple Burger unfold slowly, beginning with a gentle calming sensation that gradually spreads throughout the body. Users may feel an uplifting wave that clears away negative thoughts and tension, while the indica characteristics bring about a cozy, relaxing physical experience. The warming, sedative qualities help ease stress, pain, and insomnia, making Triple Burger a suitable option for evening or nighttime use. Some users also report a tingling sensation, enhancing the strain's soothing physical effects. Due to its high THC level, this strain is favored by those seeking relief from chronic pain, insomnia, stress, and even appetite issues. Conclusion Triple Burger by Alt Sol brings a unique blend of savory flavors and powerful indica effects to the table. It's ideal for those seeking a strong, full-bodied experience that pairs well with a relaxed evening or night. Its garlic, butter, and diesel notes make it distinct, while the relaxing, sedative effects provide a deeply comforting and therapeutic experience for seasoned users. As a suggestion, you may want to consider grabbing some burgers to eat before (and perhaps after) burning on the "Burgah" - as the Toker's Guide team are affectionately referring to it. The effects combined with the notion of food in the name mean munchies will be nearly inevitable, so you'll want to have either a full stomach or food on hand. To feast on some Triple Burger yourself head to Green Theory ASAP and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Snoop Dogg OG Dispensary : Columbia Care, Chevy Chase Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Hybrid Initial Thoughts This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available at Columbia Care dispensary in Chevy Chase, Maryland, it brings serious laid-back vibes with a blend of euphoric creativity and couch-locking relaxation. This indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica / 30% sativa) has its roots in Lemon OG  and Sour Diesel , making it a hard-hitting, funky hybrid that’s as smooth as a G-funk beat. 🎤 📀 🎧 Appearance The buds of Snoop Dogg OG are generously sized, dense, and spade-shaped, showcasing a dusty green color with hints of mint throughout. Bright orange and amber pistils swirl around the nugs, which are coated in a fine layer of white crystalline trichomes and sticky resin—this bud has some real “bling” to it, like Snoop himself. Status Fresh, but starting to cure in packaging. Aroma Snoop Dogg OG’s aroma lives up to the rapper’s style with a funky mix of earthy lemon and diesel. When breaking apart the buds, that diesel scent takes over, mingling with a zesty lemon tang that hints at its Lemon OG  lineage. This strain’s aroma profile could make you “drop it like it’s hot” just from the sheer pungency! Flavor On the inhale, Snoop Dogg OG delivers a spicy earthiness, followed by a sour, lemony diesel taste on the exhale. This flavor combo is smooth but packs a punch, sort of like a classic Snoop Dogg track. It’s not too harsh on the palate, but there’s a noticeable zing from the lemon that gives the experience a nice kick. Lineage A cross between Lemon OG  and Sour Diesel , Snoop Dogg OG brings together the best of both worlds, much like a rap collab you didn’t know you needed. The Lemon OG  influences shine through in the lemon notes, while Sour Diesel  adds that unmistakable diesel funk. This powerful duo lays the foundation for Snoop Dogg OG’s potent, long-lasting effects. Effects Snoop Dogg OG kicks off with a wave of cerebral euphoria that gets the creative juices flowing. It’s a bit like stepping into the recording booth with Snoop himself—confidence is high, and the world is full of possibilities. After a while, the initial energetic high settles into a balanced focus, with relaxation creeping in as couch-lock starts to take hold. Just like Snoop’s smooth style, this strain leaves you mellowed out - and with a solid case of the munchies, so be prepared to snack. Conclusion Snoop Dogg OG at Columbia Care in Chevy Chase brings on the relaxation and a taste of West Coast vibes. With a balanced mix of euphoria, focus, and couch-lock, it’s perfect for winding down after a long day. Snoop might say, "Ain't no strain dope as Snoop Dogg OG, it's so laid back, no wonder it’s named after me!"

Strain : Pink Passion Dispensary : Goldflower Largo Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts At Goldflower Dispensary in Largo, Florida, this Pink Passion caught my eye for its understated elegance—medium spear-shaped buds in a deep purple shade, lightly threaded with orange hairs and coated in a moderate layer of clear trichomes that give it a subtle, sticky sheen. Grown indoors by DH Farms under Doghouse's banner, this hybrid clocks in at 23.6% total THC, hinting at a session that's engaging but not exhausting. Status Fresh Aroma The jar releases a composed fruit profile: tangy notes lead with apple and banana undertones, brightened by a lemon edge that's sharp but not overwhelming. It settles into a mild earthy base, powered by myrcene at 1.73% and ocimene for depth, with a-pinene and linalool (0.236%) contributing a clean herbal note and faint floral trace. With 3.85% total terpenes, it's inviting without being aggressive—a scent that rewards a second inhale. Flavor On the draw, it delivers the aroma's promise: a tangy fruit forwardness with lemon's clean zip, easing into a creamy sourdough nuance that's surprisingly smooth. The earthy finish ties it together without lingering too long, thanks to beta-caryophyllene (0.18%) for subtle spice and beta-pinene (0.0878%) for a hint of resin. It's straightforward and satisfying, the kind of profile that improves with each hit rather than demanding attention. Lineage Bred from Apples & Bananas and Sourdough 1, Pink Passion inherits a vibrant fruitiness from the former—those crisp, layered sweets—and a grounded, tangy complexity from the latter, evoking fresh-baked warmth. This cross yields a hybrid that's balanced in its terpene expression, blending playful highs with reliable structure for a strain that feels thoughtfully assembled rather than haphazard. Effects The onset is mental and measured: a focused clarity emerges, honing thoughts without pushing into overdrive—suitable for Largo's midday rhythm, whether tackling tasks or simply observing the world sharper. Physically, it introduces a quiet relaxation, loosening knots in the shoulders and limbs with CBG (0.15%) and minimal CBD (0.113%) keeping things light. It's effective for presence without sedation, turning ordinary time into something quietly productive. Conclusion Pink Passion earns its spot at Goldflower Largo as a reliable hybrid—visually striking, aromatically layered, and effect-wise even-handed. For anyone seeking mental acuity paired with subtle body ease, it's a smart pick that delivers without fanfare. Worth the grab if your routine could use a nudge toward the noteworthy.

Strain : Cake Boss Dispensary : Fluent, Clearwater Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.0/10 Lean : Slightly Indica Initial Thoughts Cake Boss, available at Fluent dispensary in Clearwater, Florida, is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain (60% indica, 40% sativa) that combines the delectable flavors and effects of its parent strains, Wedding Cake and Boss OG. With its sweet and creamy profile, Cake Boss offers a multifaceted experience that is both uplifting and relaxing. Appearance Cake Boss buds are dense and spade-shaped, showcasing a vibrant minty green color. Thin orange hairs weave through the nugs, adding a touch of brightness, while a coating of minty white trichomes sparkles across the surface. The appearance reflects the strain's premium cultivation, with a texture that is slightly sticky and resinous. Status Fresh, but starting to cure Aroma The aroma of Cake Boss is reminiscent of a vanilla cake adorned with fresh peaches and tree fruits, served amidst the crisp scent of a pine forest. The combination of sweet, creamy, and woody notes creates an enticing olfactory experience that lingers pleasantly. Flavor Cake Boss delivers a flavor profile as rich as its aroma. Each puff is like biting into a sweet vanilla cake with hints of fresh peaches and subtle tree fruit undertones. A faint earthy pine aftertaste rounds out the flavor, leaving a delightful finish on the palate. Lineage This strain is a cross between Wedding Cake, known for its sweet dessert-like flavors, and Boss OG, a classic strain with a robust pine and citrus profile. The result is a well-rounded hybrid that blends the best traits of its parent strains. Effects The effects of Cake Boss are both soothing and stimulating. Users often report an uplifting mental state characterized by happiness and sociability, making it a great choice for social interactions or creative endeavors. The high gradually transitions into a tingling physical relaxation that soothes the body without diminishing mental clarity. However, the giggles are a frequent companion with this strain, making for a lighthearted and enjoyable experience. Conclusion Cake Boss is a flavorful and well-balanced hybrid that combines dessert-like sweetness with relaxing and sociable effects. Whether you're enjoying a quiet evening or connecting with friends, this strain's uplifting mental effects and gentle body relaxation create an enjoyable and versatile cannabis experience.