Strain : Kush Mints Dispensary : Sunnyside Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Balanced 50/50 Initial Thoughts Kush Mints is a strain that has gained significant popularity in the cannabis community for its refreshing flavor profile and well-rounded effects. Known for its potent and balanced high, this hybrid has become a go-to for those seeking a versatile strain that can be enjoyed at any time of the day. Upon receiving Kush Mints from Florida medical marijuana dispensary, Sunnyside , I was immediately struck by its appealing presentation, with the promise of a minty, uplifting experience. Appearance Kush Mints typically features dense, tightly packed buds with a vibrant green hue. The buds are often accented by purple undertones and a generous coating of trichomes, giving it a frosty appearance. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Kush Mints is a blend of earthy, herbal notes with hints of mint and citrus. It emanates a refreshing scent that is both inviting and invigorating, making it a treat for the olfactory senses. Flavor Upon consumption, Kush Mints delivers a complex flavor profile that mirrors its aroma. Earthy undertones are complemented by a subtle sweetness, while the minty and citrus notes linger on the palate, leaving a refreshing aftertaste. Lineage Kush Mints is a cross of Bubba Kush and Animal Mints that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects The first effect I noticed was a soothing wave of relaxation that spread throughout my body. This relaxation was gentle and calming, making it easy to unwind without feeling overly sedated. It was perfect for relieving tension and easing into a more relaxed state. Alongside the physical relaxation, Kush Mints also delivered a euphoric mental high that uplifted my mood and brought about a sense of happiness. Conclusion Kush Mints is a hybrid strain that offers a pleasant combination of aroma, flavor, and effects. Whether you're seeking relaxation or a mood boost, it delivers a well-rounded experience that is sure to please a wide variety of cannabis enthusiasts. To check this one out for yourself stop by Sunnyside in sunny Fort Lauderdale today and be sure to mention that you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Here's the official announcement from Takoma: "COOKIES has landed in DC! This game-changing collab pairs COOKIES’ award-winning genetics with the craft cannabis expertise of Alt Sol – served up in exclusive ice-cream tub packaging (a 1st for the East Coast). Come Check out 12 new strains - Only available at Takoma! Now through the end of January Mix & Match an ounce and get 10% off. Discounts cannot be stacked – only available when purchasing multiples of 8 eighths. Only at Takoma Wellness Center and this is only the beginning – dual chamber carts, blunts and more coming soon!" Here's our initial intel on the Cookies varietals in this drop: Ridgeline Lantz THC:  21.7% Terpenes:  2.18% Aroma:  Earthy and herbal with subtle pine undertones. Flavor:  Smooth and woody with light notes of spice and sweetness. Lineage:   A hybrid weed strain bred by Ridgeline Farms from a genetic cross of Green Lantern x Ridgeline Runtz . Effects:  Uplifting yet calming, perfect for relaxation and mental clarity. _________________________________ Triple Scoop THC:  22.01% Terpenes:  2.03% Aroma:  Sweet and creamy with hints of berry ice cream. Flavor:  Creamy vanilla and berry with a touch of citrus. Lineage:   A slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the classic Super Silver Haze X Grape LA X Sorbet strains. Effects:  Mentally stimulating with physical relaxation, ideal for creative sessions or winding down. _________________________________ That Badu THC:  23.26% Terpenes:  2.71% Aroma:  A mix of floral and earthy tones with a hint of sweetness. Flavor:  Earthy with subtle citrus notes. Lineage:   That Badu is a high-end sativa-dominant hybrid strain made from a unique blend of Jet Fuel Gelato and Limoncello Effects:   Euphoric, head-stimulating high , perfect for unwinding or creative activities _________________________________ Gary Payton THC:  21.13% Terpenes:  1.82% Aroma:  Strong diesel and earthy musk with a touch of citrus. Flavor:  Spicy and herbal with subtle citrus and nutty undertones. Lineage:  A cross between Snowman and Y. Effects:  Energizing yet balanced, providing focus and sociability without overstimulation. _________________________________ Madrina THC:  29% Terpenes:  2.61% Aroma:  Sweet and fruity with hints of candy and citrus. Flavor:  Sugary with a touch of tropical fruit and citrus zest. Lineage:   A slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) created through crossing the potent Last OG X Apples & Bananas strains Effects:  Uplifting and euphoric, ideal for creative endeavors and mood enhancement. _________________________________ Tahitian Lime THC:  22.07% Terpenes:  1.08% Aroma:  Bright and citrusy with earthy lime undertones. Flavor:  Sour lime with subtle herbal and spicy notes. Lineage:   An evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious (Zkittlez X Do-Si-Dos). Effects:  Energizing and uplifting, perfect for daytime use and productivity. _________________________________ Hollywood THC:  25% Terpenes:  2.37% Aroma:  Diesel and earthy with sweet candy notes. Flavor:  Fruity and sugary with a touch of herbal spice. Lineage:   An indica dominant hybrid strain that is created through a cross of OG Kush X an Unknown hybrid strain Effects:  Euphoric and uplifting with a calming body buzz, great for social settings. _________________________________ Blue Raz THC:  25.57% Terpenes:  2.65% Aroma:  Sweet and tangy raspberry with subtle earthy tones. Flavor:  Tart and fruity with a smooth finish of berry and citrus. Lineage:   A slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Raspberry Kush X another unknown hybrid strain Effects:  Energizing and creative with a mellow relaxation to follow. _________________________________ Blue Suede THC:  19.41% Terpenes:  1.59% Aroma:  Earthy and floral with light berry undertones. Flavor:  Sweet blueberry and mild citrus with a smooth finish. Lineage:   Bred by Madcow X Grandiflora Genetics using Yadada & {E85 X Doggy Bagg} Effects:  Relaxing and mellow, perfect for evening use or calming the mind. _________________________________ BernieHana Butter THC:  23.19% Terpenes:  1.9% Aroma:  Rich buttery sweetness with a touch of earthiness. Flavor:  Creamy and nutty with subtle hints of spice and sugar. Lineage:   An evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the powerful (Jet Fuel Gelato X Guava) X (Blue Cookies X Oreoz) Effects:  Relaxing yet euphoric, great for stress relief and mild sedation. _________________________________ London Pound Cake THC:  17.7% Terpenes:  1.87% Aroma:  Sweet and doughy with a hint of citrus. Flavor:  Buttery vanilla with notes of lemon and earth. Lineage:   An indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Sunset Sherbet with Nepali OG. Effects:  Mellow and relaxing, ideal for calming down after a busy day. _________________________________ Cereal a La Mode THC:  18.45% Terpenes:  1.97% Aroma:  Sweet and creamy with a hint of fruity cereal. Flavor:  Sugary and fruity with a smooth, creamy finish. Lineage:   An evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Cereal Milk X Georgia Pie strains Effects:  Uplifting and balanced, good for mood enhancement and light relaxation. _________________________________

Strain : Goat Piss Dispensary : RISE Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : 50/50 Hybrid Initial Thoughts Goat Piss—let’s address the elephant in the room. The name alone might make you hesitate, but rest assured, this batch, cultivated by Grow West and available at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland, proves there’s more to it than meets the ear. My budtender Melia, whose warm and friendly demeanor made my visit delightful, highly recommended this strain alongside the Animal Face by Rhythm (discussed in the next review). Her enthusiasm piqued my curiosity, and despite the off-putting name, Goat Piss turned out to be a fascinating experience. 🐐 Appearance Visually, Goat Piss is an impressive specimen. The oversized, conical buds are a striking olive green, with dusty undertones and thin orange hairs interwoven throughout. A coating of bright white trichomes gives the nugs a frosty, chunky finish, reflecting the care taken in Grow West's hand-trimmed process. The dense structure mirrors the strain’s potency, and the recyclable packaging speaks to Grow West’s commitment to quality and sustainability. Status Fresh, but starting to cure Aroma Here’s where things get funky. The aroma is a whirlwind of earthy, woody pine, layered with hints of flowery musk and muddy undertones. The name “Goat Piss” starts to make sense when you take your first sniff—it’s intense and, admittedly, not for the faint of heart. Yet, somehow, the pungency becomes oddly addictive, blending into a complex bouquet that keeps you coming back for another whiff. It’s a scent as unique as it is divisive, much like an avant-garde perfume that you can’t quite decide whether you love or hate. Flavor The flavor profile takes a surprising turn from the aroma. Sweet and sour notes of citrusy lemon dominate, accompanied by fresh herbal undertones and a spicy black pepper finish. It’s as if the strain is saying, “Don’t judge me by my name or my smell—taste me instead.” The flavor is both refreshing and robust, delivering an experience as multifaceted as its lineage. Lineage Goat Piss is the result of a genetic masterpiece, crossing Stardawg and Cookies & Cream with The Black, Green Crack, and Bubblegum. This intricate blend brings together the best of indica and sativa traits, creating a perfectly balanced hybrid with both uplifting and calming effects. Effects The effects of Goat Piss are as dynamic as its name suggests. Upon exhale, you’ll feel an immediate wave of relief wash over you, melting away stress and anxiety. The cerebral high begins with a light euphoric lift, inspiring creativity and sociability—perfect for chatting with friends or tackling artistic endeavors. As the mental buzz settles, a soothing body high takes over, locking you into a state of relaxation without full-on sedation. With a THC content averaging 24-25%, this strain is ideal for addressing chronic stress, depression, headaches, and appetite loss. Conclusion Goat Piss is an eccentric strain that defies expectations. Its name and aroma may provoke a raised eyebrow, but its flavor and effects deliver a nuanced, enjoyable experience. Melia’s recommendation was spot-on, showcasing her expertise and passion for cannabis. Whether you’re seeking a creative boost or a relaxing evening escape, Goat Piss offers a balanced high that invites you to let go of your stress and embrace the funk. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Strawnana Dispensary : Jungle Boys , Miami Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Strawnana, currently available at Jungle Boys dispensary in Miami, Florida, is a flavorful and potent indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) created by crossing Banana Kush and Strawberry Bubble Gum. This strain is renowned for its sweet, fruity profile and its balanced effects that deliver both cerebral stimulation and deep physical relaxation. Appearance These Strawnana buds looked impressive from the get go, boasting oversized heart-shaped nugs in a rich olive-green hue. Light undertones are interwoven with thick amber hairs, while the surface shimmers with a frosty coating of chunky crystalline trichomes - the strain’s high potency and resin content were clearly on display. Status Fresh, but starting to cure Aroma The aroma of Strawnana is a delightful blend of sweet strawberries, ripe bananas, and classic bubblegum. These fruity notes are complemented by a subtle citrusy earthiness, creating a well-rounded and inviting scent profile. Flavor Strawnana’s flavor is just as enticing as its aroma. On the inhale, you’ll taste sweet strawberries and creamy banana, followed by hints of bubblegum on the exhale. A faint citrus undertone adds complexity, making each puff a flavorful experience. Lineage Strawnana is a hybrid created by crossing Crockett's Banana Kush and Strawberry Bubble Gum. Banana Kush contributes its creamy banana essence and relaxing indica effects, while Strawberry Bubble Gum lends its fruity sweetness and uplifting cerebral qualities. Effects The effects of Strawnana come on quickly, starting with a euphoric cerebral high that sparks creativity and motivation. This mental uplift is paired with a heavy body high that induces couch-lock and deep physical relaxation. As the high progresses, you’ll feel both energized and sedated—a perfect balance for winding down after a mentally engaging activity. With its 30.53% THC content, Strawnana is ideal for addressing chronic fatigue, stress, depression, ADD/ADHD, migraines, and headaches. Conclusion Strawnana is a flavorful and potent strain that offers a unique blend of sweet fruitiness and balanced effects. Its high THC content and terpene profile make it a favorite among those seeking a creative mental boost paired with physical relaxation. This batch from Jungle Boys highlights the strain’s signature aroma, flavor, and potency, delivering an experience that is as enjoyable as it is effective.

Strain : Brownie Scout Dispensary : RISE, West Palm Beach Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.0/10 Lean : Slightly Indica Initial Thoughts Brownie Scout, currently available at RISE dispensary in West Palm Beach, Florida, is a potent indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) that combines robust genetics with a rich flavor profile. A cross between Platinum Girl Scout Cookies and Kosher Kush, this strain offers a deeply relaxing experience that pairs well with its decadent chocolatey taste. Appearance Brownie Scout’s buds are fluffy and bright green, adorned with deep green and purple leaves that add a pop of vibrant contrast. Long, thin orange hairs snake through the nugs, and the entire flower is covered in a frosty coating of tiny, bright white trichomes that sparkle like freshly fallen snow. Status Fresh, but starting to cure Aroma The aroma of Brownie Scout is as enticing as its name suggests. Earthy and chocolatey notes dominate the scent, accompanied by a pungent diesel overtone. With each sniff, subtle hints of sweet citrus and nutty herbs emerge, adding complexity to this aromatic profile. Flavor The flavor of Brownie Scout is a treat for the senses, delivering a deep mocha and chocolate taste with nutty undertones. Sweet citrus notes linger on the palate, balancing the rich dessert-like flavors. This unique combination makes every puff a deliciously indulgent experience. Lineage Brownie Scout is the result of crossing Platinum Girl Scout Cookies, known for its sweet and earthy flavors, with Kosher Kush, a classic strain prized for its heavy-hitting relaxation. Together, these strains create a cultivar with both robust effects and a gourmet flavor profile. Effects The effects of Brownie Scout are deeply relaxing, starting with a hazy cerebral lift that fosters euphoria and an uplifted mood. As the high progresses, a heavy body sensation takes over, melting away tension and leaving users completely couch-locked. Sedation sets in toward the end, making this strain a great choice for evening use when winding down is the goal. The THC levels, ranging from 26% to 38%, ensure long-lasting and powerful effects. Conclusion Brownie Scout is a richly flavored strain that offers a blend of indulgent chocolate notes and deeply relaxing effects. Its robust indica-dominant profile makes it an excellent choice for those looking to unwind and enjoy a dessert-like cannabis experience. Whether you're savoring its flavor or settling into its heavy body high, Brownie Scout delivers a memorable and satisfying session.

Strain : Oroz Dispensary : GrowHealthy, Tampa Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : Indica Initial Thoughts Oroz, currently available at GrowHealthy dispensary in Tampa, Florida, is a unique hybrid cannabis strain born from the union of Cookies and Cream and Secret Weapon. Known for its otherworldly appearance and powerful effects, Oroz offers a sweet and doughy flavor paired with deeply relaxing sensations. This batch is a treat for those seeking a potent experience with an indulgent flavor profile. Appearance Visually Oroz is gorgeous, with extremely dark, resin-coated buds that shimmer with glistening trichomes. Shades of deep purple dominate the flower, creating a striking contrast against its bright orange pistils. The dense and sticky structure of the buds highlights the quality of this batch. Status Fresh, but starting to cure Aroma The aroma of Oroz is a delightful blend reminiscent of campfire s'mores, featuring notes of sweet chocolate, creamy vanilla, and a hint of earthy diesel. As you break apart the flower, the scent intensifies, filling the room with its decadent and comforting profile. Flavor The flavor of Oroz carries through its dessert-like aroma, offering a rich combination of sweet, doughy notes with subtle hints of chocolate and cream. On the exhale, a faint diesel undertone adds complexity, making each puff both indulgent and satisfying. Lineage Oroz is a hybrid strain resulting from the cross of Cookies and Cream and Secret Weapon. The Cookies and Cream parent brings its signature sweet and creamy profile, while Secret Weapon enhances the strain with a subtle earthiness and potent relaxing effects. Effects Oroz delivers a long-lasting and deeply relaxing high that begins with a cerebral lift, leaving you feeling euphoric and blissful. As the effects settle in, a heavy body sensation takes over, promoting relaxation and calm. With its high potency, Oroz is best suited for seasoned users seeking relief from stress, insomnia, or appetite loss. However, newer users should approach with caution due to its powerful effects. Conclusion Oroz is a visually captivating and flavorful strain that combines sweet dessert-like notes with strong indica-leaning effects. Its complex lineage and potent profile make it a luxurious choice for cannabis enthusiasts looking to unwind with a high-quality hybrid. This batch from GrowHealthy showcases the strain’s rich aroma, flavorful experience, and deeply calming effects.

Strain : Mike & Gary, Stuffed Cherry Gelato Delivery Service : The Gift Givers Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.0/10, 9.1/10 Lean : Balanced 50/50, slightly indica Initial Thoughts Mike & Gary and Stuffed Cherry Gelato are two captivating strains currently offered by The Gift Givers in Washington, DC. Both strains are hybrids, but they cater to slightly different experiences. Mike & Gary, bred by Skunk House Genetics, brings a creamy, dessert-like profile paired with a balance of heady euphoria and body relaxation. Meanwhile, Stuffed Cherry Gelato, crafted by Raw Genetics, leans into a decadent cherry and cinnamon toast flavor profile, offering a sedative yet cerebral experience. Both strains promise engaging effects and flavor-forward experiences, making them excellent choices for cannabis enthusiasts looking for unique offerings. Stuffed Cherry Gelato - Bud 1 Appearance Mike & Gary features buds in a spectrum of light and dark green hues, accented by vibrant orange hairs and a healthy coating of trichomes. Its dense structure gives it a visually enticing presence. In contrast, Stuffed Cherry Gelato presents similarly dense buds, but with darker undertones, creating a rich, velvety aesthetic. Both strains display excellent trichome coverage, highlighting their quality and potency. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Mike & Gary - Bud 1 Aroma Mike & Gary exudes a creamy sweet citrus aroma, complemented by notes of sour lemon and pine. A subtle hint of chemical funk rounds out its aromatic profile, offering a sophisticated olfactory experience. On the other hand, Stuffed Cherry Gelato bursts with dark cherry and sweet toast scents, underlined by a warm cinnamon spice. Its aroma is comforting and rich, invoking the feeling of enjoying a dessert. Flavor Mike & Gary delivers a creamy, sweet citrus flavor with a sour lemon twist and a pine forest finish. Its complexity is pleasing, offering a blend of tart berries and citrus funk. Stuffed Cherry Gelato, however, leans into its namesake with a robust flavor of dark cherry, toast, and a hint of sweetness. The cinnamon undertones provide a comforting, nostalgic touch that pairs beautifully with its fruit-forward profile. Stuffed Cherry Gelato - Bud 2 Lineage Mike & Gary is a cross between Gary Payton and Mike Larry, both of which are highly regarded in the cannabis world for their balanced effects and dessert-like flavors. Stuffed Cherry Gelato combines Lemon Cherry Gelato with Stuffed French Toast #13, resulting in a strain that emphasizes sweetness and relaxation. Both strains boast impressive genetic backgrounds that contribute to their exquisite flavor and effects. Effects Mike & Gary offers a sociable and uplifting high, perfect for unwinding with friends or enjoying a relaxed afternoon. It combines euphoric cerebral effects with physical relaxation, striking a balance without leading to couch lock. Stuffed Cherry Gelato, in contrast, leans more heavily into sedation. While small doses encourage relaxed sociability, larger quantities can induce a tranquil, sleep-inducing state. Both strains exhibit a mix of cerebral and physical effects, but Stuffed Cherry Gelato is the better choice for deep relaxation, while Mike & Gary offers a more active, giggly high. Mike & Gary - Bud 2 Conclusion Both Mike & Gary and Stuffed Cherry Gelato are high-quality hybrid strains that excel in their respective niches. Mike & Gary shines with its dessert-like flavor, sociable effects, and balanced relaxation, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day. Stuffed Cherry Gelato, with its sweet and cinnamon-laden profile, offers a more sedative experience, perfect for vegetating or heading to bed. Whether you're in the mood for uplifting giggles or a comforting evening of rest, these strains provide unique and delightful cannabis experiences. Try them both for yourself by hitting up The Gift Givers  today and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Point Break Dispensary : Elevated Lounge Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts This superb batch of Point Break, cultivated locally and available at Elevated Lounge in Washington DC, is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) that pays homage to the iconic 1991 film starring Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze. Like the movie's adrenaline-pumping heists and surf scenes, this strain delivers a rollercoaster of effects—starting with a rush of euphoria and creativity before guiding you into the ultimate "couch wave" of relaxation. Whether you’re channeling your inner Johnny Utah or feeling as zen as Bodhi catching the perfect wave, Point Break is an adventure in every puff. 🌊 🏄 Appearance The Point Break buds are a sight to behold, featuring oversized, heart-shaped nugs in dark olive green hues accented by deep purple undertones. The dense buds are adorned with thick amber hairs and a frosty coating of tiny white trichomes that glimmer like the sun on a rolling ocean wave. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Point Break is as dynamic as its name, with sharp citrus tangerine notes that evoke the tang of an oceanside breeze. These bright scents are balanced by woody pine and earthy undertones, adding depth to the bouquet. It's a scent that might make you feel like you're preparing for a surf mission at dawn. Flavor On the palate, Point Break delivers a sweet and sour vanilla citrus profile with subtle hints of woodiness on the exhale. The tangerine zest is front and center, offering a bold and refreshing experience, followed by a smooth, earthy finish that lingers pleasantly. If this strain were a wave, it would be the perfect barrel—crisp, clean, and satisfying. Lineage Point Break is the result of crossing Tropicana Cookies and Trophy Wife, two powerhouse strains with vibrant terpene profiles. Tropicana Cookies brings its tangy citrus and uplifting effects, while Trophy Wife adds a layer of calming euphoria and physical relaxation. Together, they create a hybrid that captures the best of both worlds. Effects The high from Point Break hits like catching your first wave of the day—invigorating, uplifting, and energizing. The cerebral effects ignite creativity and motivation, making it ideal for tackling artistic projects or social interactions. As the high progresses, it transitions into a deep body relaxation, leaving you feeling heavy yet tranquil, much like Bodhi meditating on the beach. This duality of effects makes Point Break versatile, offering a balance of energy and sedation depending on your mood and dose. Terpene Profile Chart  - Illustrates the terpene percentages for Point Break Potency Chart  - Displays the cannabinoid percentages for Point Break. Conclusion Point Break is more than a cannabis strain; it’s an experience that mirrors the thrill and calm of its cinematic namesake. With its vibrant appearance, dynamic aroma, and balanced effects, it’s perfect for anyone looking to ride the high tide of euphoria and creativity before settling into a wave of relaxation. Whether you’re chillin' out after a long day or seeking inspiration for your next big idea, Point Break delivers a journey worth remembering. As Bodhi might say, “You can’t just call time out on this strain—it’s the ride of a lifetime.”

Strain : Permanent Marker Dispensary : Capital Remedy Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Herban Hustle's locally cultivated batch of Permanent Marker is truly phenomenal, offering a remarkable sensory and cerebral journey. Currently available at Capital Remedy in the Adams Morgan neighborhood of Washington, DC, it's an indica-dominant hybrid with an impressive THC content of 33.45% and total cannabinoids reaching 37.55%. A product of expert breeding and cultivation, this strain is celebrated for its deeply relaxing effects, complex aroma, and remarkable potency. Its genetic heritage, a cross of (Biscotti x Sherb BX) and Jealousy, gives Permanent Marker its distinct characteristics and makes it a sought-after strain among cannabis connoisseurs. 🖊️ Appearance The buds of Permanent Marker are visually stunning, with dense, oversized spade-shaped nugs in a vibrant emerald-green color. Purple leaves and thin orange hairs weave through the buds, and they are coated with a frosty layer of amber-tinted white trichomes. This appearance signals not only potency but also a high level of care in cultivation. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Permanent Marker is a captivating blend of floral, soapy, and candy-like notes, layered with a gassy funk and pungent undertones. Breaking apart the buds reveals additional depth, with hints of earthy sweetness and sour citrus adding complexity to its profile. This unique bouquet owes much to its dominant terpenes: myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene. Flavor The flavor profile of Permanent Marker mirrors its aroma, delivering a mix of sweet candy and floral notes balanced by a robust gassy funk and sharp citrus. On the exhale, a subtle earthiness and spicy undertones linger, making for a rich and multifaceted tasting experience. Lineage Permanent Marker’s impressive genetics combine (Biscotti x Sherb BX) with Jealousy. Biscotti contributes a deep richness, Sherb BX adds a creamy sweetness, and Jealousy enhances the strain's uplifting and relaxing effects. This careful combination results in a strain that is both potent and well-balanced. Effects Permanent Marker’s effects are potent and multifaceted, making it a favorite among seasoned users. The high begins with a euphoric and creative cerebral buzz, accompanied by a pleasant body tingle that fosters relaxation. As the effects progress, the strain transitions into a deeply calming and sedative state, perfect for unwinding. Users report experiencing heightened sociability and talkativeness initially, followed by the munchies and a soothing body high. Its therapeutic potential includes anxiety relief, pain management, and alleviation of depression, making it a versatile strain for various needs. Check out our charts on this batch's potency and terpene profile from our new testing equipment: Terpene Chart : This visualizes the terpene profile with notable levels of d-Limonene, Linalool, and beta-Caryophyllene. Potency Chart : This shows the percentage concentration of cannabinoids such as CBGA and THCA. Conclusion Permanent Marker by The Herban Hustle is an extraordinary strain that embodies expert breeding and cultivation. Its visually appealing buds, intricate aroma, and robust flavor profile make it a pleasure to experience, while its potent effects cater to both recreational and potential therapeutic uses. With its high THC content and rich terpene profile, Permanent Marker is a premium strain that delivers a creative and relaxing journey for those seeking a powerful cannabis experience. Capital Remedy in Washington, DC, currently offers this gem for those ready to explore its many layers. Don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Fantasy Melon Dispensary : Jungle Boys Tampa Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Fantasy Melon, cultivated by the legendary Jungle Boys and available at their Tampa dispensary , is a rare and exotic hybrid strain that blends the best of Watermelon Zkittlez and Strawberries & Cream. With its indica-leaning hybrid nature and vibrant flavor profile, Fantasy Melon captures attention as a flavorful and balanced option for cannabis enthusiasts looking for both relaxation and mental clarity. Appearance The buds of Fantasy Melon are visually mesmerizing, featuring a bright mix of green hues with deep purple undertones. These dense and sticky nugs are adorned with vivid orange pistils and a heavy coating of frosty trichomes that reflect the strain's premium cultivation. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Fantasy Melon boasts an aromatic profile that is sweet and fruity, with dominant notes of ripe watermelon and hints of creamy strawberries. Upon breaking the buds apart, subtle undertones of earthiness and a slight citrus zest emerge, adding complexity to its scent. Flavor The flavor of Fantasy Melon is a delicious extension of its aroma. With a sweet and juicy inhale reminiscent of freshly cut watermelon, the exhale contains creamy, berry-like notes, complemented by a smooth, subtle earthiness. The balance of fruit-forward and creamy flavors makes each puff a flavorful experience. Lineage Fantasy Melon is the result of crossing Watermelon Zkittlez with Strawberries & Cream, two beloved strains known for their rich flavors and potent effects. Watermelon Zkittlez contributes its sweet, fruity profile, while Strawberries & Cream adds a creamy complexity to the mix, creating a perfectly balanced hybrid. Effects Fantasy Melon offers an indica-leaning hybrid high that begins with a wave of euphoria and mental clarity, sparking creativity and conversation. As the high progresses, it gently transitions into a relaxing body buzz that soothes muscles and eases tension without leaving users overly sedated. This makes it a versatile choice for those looking to unwind while staying lightly energized and focused. Conclusion This batch of Fantasy Melon is a flavorful and balanced hybrid strain that delivers a satisfying combination of uplifting and relaxing effects. Its vibrant appearance, sweet and creamy flavor, and versatile high make it a delightful option for seasoned cannabis enthusiasts and those exploring exotic strains. Available at Jungle Boys Tampa , Fantasy Melon is an excellent addition to any cannabis collection.

There were SO many awesome cannabis strains and products from Washington DC dispensaries that we reviewed across the year in 2024. We looked back to see what our highest rated ones were and we're giving "Best of 2024" awards to those that stood out the most. See the chart below to check them out for yourself. We can't wait to see what 2025 has in store! HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🥳 SCROLL---> Award Image Product/Strain Indica/Hybrid/Sativa Product Type Dispensary Vendor Type Dispensary Link 1st Place - Best Hybrid Herban Hustle - Super Boof hybrid flower Capital Remedy Dispensary https://capitalremedydc.net/shop/ 2nd Place - Best Hybrid Alt Sol - 91 Octane hybrid flower Takoma Wellness Dispensary https://www.greentheorydc.com/ 3rd Place - Best Hybrid District Cannabis - Gelato Cake hybrid flower Herbal Alternatives Dispensary https://nationalholistic.com/ 1st Place - Best Indica Alt Sol - Triple Burger indica flower Green Theory Dispensary https://www.washhydro.com/ 2nd Place - Best Indica Smackerz indica flower Capital Remedy Dispensary https://capitalremedydc.net/shop/ 3rd Place - Best Indica Pyxy Styx indica flower Elevated Lounge Dispensary https://elevatedlounge-dc.com/ 1st Place - Best Sativa Alt Sol - Dinafem Diesel sativa flower Miel Wellness Dispensary https://mielwellness.com/ 2nd Place - Best Sativa Alt Sol - Jack Herer sativa flower Takoma Wellness Dispensary https://www.greentheorydc.com/ 3rd Place - Best Sativa Lemoncello sativa flower Elevated Lounge Dispensary https://elevatedlounge-dc.com/ 1st Place - Best Concentrate Super Lemon Haze Live Rosin sativa concentrate The Gift Givers Delivery https://www.giftgiversdc.com/menu 2nd Place - Best Concentrate Nectarine Jelly Full Melt Hash hybrid concentrate HYFE Delivery https://nationalholistic.com/ 3nd Place - Best Concentrate MADD Fruit Full Melt Hash sativa concentrate HYFE Delivery https://www.itshyfe.com/ Honorable Mention - Best Hybrid Carbon Fiber hybrid flower The Gift Givers Delivery https://www.giftgiversdc.com/menu Honorable Mention - Best Hybrid Two Scoops hybrid flower YANA Wellness Dispensary https://www.yanacast.com/ Honorable Mention - Best Indica Z Berries indica flower Capital Remedy Dispensary https://capitalremedydc.net/shop/ Honorable Mention - Best Sativa Alt Sol - Bruce Banner sativa flower Dispensary Near Me Dispensary https://dispensarynearme.biz/

Looking for a special stoney treat to help you get through the holiday season? Here's our picks of the best of the best from top dispensaries near me in Washington DC. You can find many of these products at various other stores, but the list below is based on the order in which the products were discovered and reported by our team. We can't confirm they'll still be there when you get there, but we can confirm they were there when we were. Just try not to pull an Arnold Schwarzenegger maneuver from Jingle All the Way when there's only one pack left of the flower you have to have. 🔔🎁 Image Product/Strain Lean Type Dispensary Link Alt Sol - Bruce Banner sativa flower Dispensary Near Me Khalifa Kush Pre-rolls indica flower Dispensary Near Me Afghan Kush indica flower Elevated Lounge Apples N Bananas hybrid flower Elevated Lounge Lemonhead sativa flower Elevated Lounge Lemon Bean sativa concentrate Elevated Lounge Alt Sol - 91 Octane hybrid flower Green Theory Alt Sol - Great Day Citrus Punch - Chewable sativa edible Green Theory Alt Sol - Jack Herer sativa flower Green Theory Alt Sol - Platinum TK indica flower Green Theory Alt Sol - Dinafem Diesel sativa flower Herbal Alternatives Alt Sol - Motorbreath Rosin hybrid concentrate Herbal Alternatives Center City - Goudaberries hybrid flower Herbal Alternatives Alt Sol - Cheetah Piss sativa flower National Holistic Alt Sol - Vice City hybrid flower National Holistic District Cannabis - Gelato Cake hybrid flower National Holistic District Cannabis - Jack Herer Sugar sativa concentrate National Holistic Blue Cheese Crumble indica concentrate The Gift Givers Carbon Fiber hybrid flower The Gift Givers Project Gary hybrid flower The Gift Givers Alt Sol - Petro Chem indica flower Wash Hydro Alt Sol - Triple Burger indica flower Wash Hydro Columbia Care - Ice Kream Cake indica flower Wash Hydro Herban Hustle - Sherb Cream Pie hybrid flower Capital Remedy Herban Hustle - Permanent Marker hybrid flower Capital Remedy Herban Hustle - Super Boof hybrid flower Capital Remedy Z Berries indica flower Capital Remedy