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  • Infused Oreo Cheesecake Cookie - Cannabake DC

    Prepare your taste buds for a journey of indulgence with the Oreo Cheesecake Cookie from DC marijuana edibles delivery service, Cannabake DC. This delectable edible combines the classic flavors of Oreo cookies and creamy cheesecake with the stoney effects of cannabis, resulting in a truly blissful experience. First and foremost, let's talk potency. With 100mg of THC packed into each cookie, this treat is not for the faint of heart. It's ideal for experienced users seeking a potent edible that is as delicious as it is effective . However, for those new to edibles or with lower tolerance levels, it's advisable to start with a smaller portion to avoid overwhelming effects. We always recommend cutting it into 8 equal pieces which would mean each piece is around 12.5mg. Now, onto the taste. Cannabake has truly outdone themselves with this creation. The cookie boasts a rich and decadent flavor profile, with the crunchy texture of Oreo cookies perfectly complementing the smooth creaminess of cheesecake. The cannabis infusion is expertly incorporated, adding a subtle herbal note that enhances rather than overwhelms the palate. In terms of effects, the Oreo Cheesecake Cookie delivers a powerful and long-lasting high. Within an hour of consumption, I began to experience a wave of relaxation and euphoria washing over me, melting away any bad vibes. This makes it an excellent choice for unwinding after a long day or simply treating yourself to dessert. These 100MG Cannabake Oreo Cheesecake Cookies are a must-try for any cannabis connoisseur seeking a delicious and potent edible experience. With its irresistible flavor and powerful effects, it's sure to become a favorite treat for those looking to elevate their cannabis journey to new heights. Be sure to check it out from Cannabake DC and don't forget to mention that Toker's Guide sent you!

  • Guava Cake - The Green Room

    Initial Thoughts Imagine gazing upon a tropical paradise with gorgeous ganja buds shimmering on your table like treasure in the sun. Personally, I'm all for a tropical vibe and love to break away to the islands whenever i can - which is not very often unfortunately. Luckily, DC marijuana dispensary, The Green Room has a proper batch of Guava Cake right now to help fulfill your tropical ganja dreams right away....and from the comfort of your own home! 🌴 Appearance Rich shades of green interplay with hints of orange and purple, while trichomes coat each bud like a layer of frosting. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A lush tropical oasis where notes of sweet guava mingle with hints of creamy vanilla. Flavor Sweet guava takes center stage alongside hints of tropical fruit and spice while a subtle creaminess coats the tongue, leaving a velvety smooth exhale. Lineage The Guava Cake strain is a backcross of the Gold Leaf strain that runs indica dominant. Effects As an indica-dominant strain, Guava Cake delivers a deeply relaxing experience that really soothed my muscles and eased my mind. Its gentle euphoria uplifted my spirit, enhancing my mood and promoting a sense of well-being. All of my worries faded into the background as a gentle sense of contentment settled in, leaving me feeling uplifted and carefree. Conclusion With its delectable flavor profile, indica-dominant effects, and rich heritage, Guava Cake offers a cannabis experience that is both satisfying and rejuvenating. So take a puff and let Guava Cake transport you to a tropical paradise of your own making. But first you’ll need to stop into The Green Room to get some and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you when you do!

  • Gem Gummies by DC Mota - Cheeba DC

    Initial Thoughts If you're searching for a discreet and effective way to medicate, DC MOTA Gem Distillate Gummies available from DC marijuana dispensary, Cheeba DC, are a delightful option. Each gummy contains 25mg of potent and high-grade distillate, offering a precise and consistent dosage for extra relief. Appearance Little gem shaped candies that are green, red, yellow, and blue with MOTA printed along the front. Aroma Sour candy mixed with fruity jell-o. Flavor These gummies boast a fruity gelatin flavor that masks all but a hint of the high grade distillate. Effects In terms of effectiveness, these gummies deliver a smooth and long-lasting experience. The distillate ensures a clean high without the heaviness often associated with other edibles. Whether I’m seeking relief from chronic pain in my joints, anxiety, or insomnia, these gummies provide a gentle yet potent solution that doesn't have me running back to the bong to re-medicate. However, it's worth noting that potency can vary from person to person. While 25mg might be ideal for some, others may require a higher dosage for their needs. Additionally, novice users should approach with caution and consider starting with a lower dose to gauge their tolerance. Go low and start slow! Conclusion DC MOTA Gem Distillate gummies offer a convenient and enjoyable way to incorporate cannabis into your daily routine. With their delicious taste, consistent potency, and effective relief, they are quite literally “a gem” in the edible world. Grab ‘em from Cheeba DC next time you stop in and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Wizard Fuel - HYFE

    Initial Thoughts Prepare your taste buds for a spellbinding experience when you light up Wizard Fuel from DC marijuana delivery service, HYFE. With magical potency, it inherits a legacy that has made it a favorite among wizards and enthusiasts alike. 🧙 Appearance Rich shades of emerald green mingle with shimmering trichomes, creating a visual tapestry that mesmerizes the eye. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Notes of earth and pine mingle with hints of sweetness, creating a fragrance that is both mystical and inviting. Flavor Earthy tones blend seamlessly with hints of citrus and spice. A subtle sweetness lingers on the palate, leaving a lingering impression that begs for another taste. Lineage The Wizard Fuel strain is a cross of Rope Fuel and RS11 that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Wizard Fuel is a strain fit for sorcerers, with effects that were both uplifting and euphoric. My stress and tension melted away under its powerful spell and were replaced by a sense of calm and clarity. Creativity flourished, and my mind opened to new possibilities, making it a favorite among those seeking inspiration and insight. Conclusion Wizard Fuel is a magical potion that unlocks the door to new realms of consciousness and creativity. With its potent effects and captivating flavor, it offers a cannabis experience like no other. So, unleash your inner sorcerer by placing an order with HYFE and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Bubble Bath - The Garden

    Initial Thoughts After getting a chance to try this Bubble Bath offered by DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Garden, I began to reflect on the importance of the nightly routine that my family follows. One important step is the bubble bath we give our daughter most nights before bed - she loves them. Well, like father, like daughter, and tonight, once my baby girl is in bed, Dad is psyched to enjoy a Bubble Bath of his own! 🫧 Appearance These buds showcase vibrant hues of dark green and hints of deep purple. The flowers are generously coated in a glistening layer of trichomes, and it would be hard to miss the plethora of orange pistils. Structure The buds are well-formed and tightly packed. They're dense, resinous, and have a nice resiliency when gently pressed between my fingers. Status Curing, but the aroma and some remaining starry trichomes let you know it's not too far from harvest. Aroma The smell on this Bubble Bath is pungent and sharp. The citrus scents are accompanied by hints of delicate floral undertones. Flavor My taste buds were greeted with a burst of tangy citrus. This is complemented by subtle hints of a sweeter herbal flavor. It’s something very simple and sweet. Lineage Bubble Bath is an indica leaning hybrid that results from the genetic offspring of The Soap X Project 4516. It runs 60/40 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Immediately, I felt a warm wave of relaxation wash over me that cleared my mind of any racing thoughts that were currently occupying. Much like a drawn bath, this strain induces a deep sense of tranquility and serenity, allowing my body to unwind while releasing the aches and pains that are usually present. Despite the deeply relaxing effects, Bubble Bath doesn't leave me sedated or couch-locked. Instead, it strikes a wonderful balance between relaxation and mental clarity. For that reason, I thoroughly enjoyed this strain. Conclusion So go ahead, take a dip in the Bubble Bath, and let its comforting embrace wash away your worries. Bubble Bath is perfect for unwinding and finding an escape from the demands of everyday life. The balanced effects provide a perfect combination of relaxation and mental stimulation, making it a versatile choice for everyone. Now grab a towel, dry off, and get down to The Garden to grab some of this Bubble Bath today. Be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Bubble Bath - No Kids Allowed

    Initial Thoughts We recently reviewed Bubble Bath, but found this version, currently available at DC cannabis dispensary, No Kids Allowed, to be slightly different and wanted to bring it to your attention. With feel-so-good relaxing vibes and a more gassy nose and flavor than the last batch, this is one where I might have to take a bubble bath while burning on some Bubble Bath to report the fullest experience. 🛁 Appearance These dense spear-shaped buds are covered in snowy white and starry trichomes. There are hues of neon green and purple, and they're accented with thin, orange pistils. Aroma The aroma is a complex blend of citrus, pine, and fuel. The dominant terpenes in this strain are beta-caryophyllene, limonene, and alpha-humulene - a very appealing blend. Flavor The flavor of Bubble Bath is as complex as the aroma. It has a sweet, fruitiness with hints of pine, fuel, and earth. Lineage The Bubble Bath strain is a cross between The Soap and Project 4516 that runs slightly indica dominant at 60/40. Effects Bubble Bath is a potent indica strain with relaxing and euphoric effects. It's great for winding down after a long day or for relieving stress and anxiety. It's also known to be helpful for treating chronic pain and insomnia. For me, though, I think its appeal as a bath time bonus is under appreciated. The bubbles make the body high that much more enjoyable and I could float in the warm water blowing smoke rings of it until I turned into a prune. Conclusion A well-rounded indica with a complex aroma and flavor, this batch of Bubble Bath is a great choice for experienced consumers who are looking for relaxation and euphoria. I don't usually sing in the shower, but in the tub with some bubbles all around and a nicely rolled fatty in my hand I was singing for joy. You can be too by heading to No Kids Allowed and grabbing some Bubble Bath for yourself today. Don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

  • WAP - The Garden

    Initial Thoughts Brought to you by DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden, this WAP initially had me saying “oh jeez where are these names going” but that was before I actually saw these beautiful buds. I promise I’ll try my best to keep Cardi-B references to a minimum. 🤦‍♂️ Appearance These buds are a deep purple and lime green mixture. Amber and yellow trichomes accompany the darker orange pistils. Status Fresh. Sticky and stanky. Aroma Citrusy orange and a hint of pepper-tinged flowers. Flavor Full of flavor, meaning that it had a great taste up until my last pull. Spicy and peppery pine notes dominate the palate, accompanied by subtle hints of Kush. Lineage The WAP strain is a cross of Cheetah Piss and Project 4516 that runs indica dominant at 70/30 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects The effects of WAP unfolded with vibrancy, painting the world with vivid hues and almost granting a psychedelic touch. This strain is strong and the potency may scare off newer users but used in the right setting will provide a truly healing experience. Surprisingly, for an indica-dominant strain, WAP elevated my mood and allowed me to embrace the vibrant atmosphere. However, it still had classic indica properties most notable of which was the heaviness in my legs. Conclusion Need a bucket and a mop for this WAP because my joint was leaking resin. It accumulated nicely under my raw papers which was followed by a clean smoking white ash. There’s some buds in this house...or at the very least The Garden. Take this as your opportunity to head on down today and see what they have to offer. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Rainbow Sherbert - Treehouse DC

    Initial Thoughts This hybrid marvel, Rainbow Sherbert from DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, immediately captivates with its colorful name and promise of a sensory journey like no other. From the first glance, Rainbow Sherbert beckons with the allure of its diverse flavors and effects, inviting enthusiasts to explore its kaleidoscope of delights. Appearance Deep purple nugs accented by fiery orange pistils and resinous trichomes that shimmer like droplets of fresh dew. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet berries dance alongside hints of citrus, creating a bouquet that is both fruity and refreshing while underlying tones of earth and spice combine to give these nugs the quintessential cannabis smell. Flavor Sweet berry flavors mingle with tangy citrus undertones and a subtle creaminess that adds richness to the flavor profile. Lineage The Rainbow Sherbert strain is a cross of Champagne Kush and Blackberry that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects I can't stop raving about the effects of Rainbow Sherbert, mainly describing them as uplifting, euphoric, and blissful. My stress melts away, replaced by a sense of comfort. Creativity flourishes, and the mind opens to new possibilities, making Rainbow Sherbert a favorite among artists and thinkers alike. Whether enjoyed alone or in good company, it promises an intense amount of happiness. Conclusion Rainbow Sherbert's flavor and effects promise to delight both the senses and the soul. With its colorful appearance and enjoyable effects, it offers a cannabis experience like no other. So whether seeking relaxation or inspiration, Rainbow Sherbert invites you to indulge in its full spectrum of flavors and colors. Stop into Treehouse DC ASAP to pick up some of these Rainbow Sherbert buds for yourself and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Lemon Cherry - Flight Pass DC

    Initial Thoughts In the last twelve months we've seen a lot of Lemon Cherry floating around DC and to this day the strain continues to reign supreme as a flavor powerhouse and favorite option for many cannabis consumers. All you need to do is inhale deeply to let Lemon Cherry's aroma subdue you in a fragrant embrace. This batch, currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass DC, is particularly pungent with lots of sweet, tart, and citrusy notes perfect for rolling up this 420 weekend. 👌 Appearance Trichome-laden and tightly packed, these buds shimmer under the sun and are reminiscent of ripe fruit ready for harvest. Vibrant greens mingle with hints of golden orange, creating a visual masterpiece. Status Curing. Aroma Lemon Cherry's aroma envelopes you in a fragrant embrace. Notes of zesty lemon intertwine with the sweetness of cherry. Flavor Each hit offers a symphony of citrus and sweetness, with tangy lemon and luscious cherry taking the lead. The taste lingers on the palate, inviting another puff to savor the experience. Lineage The Lemon Cherry strain is a cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Sunset Sherbet that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Lemon Cherry delivers tingling, relaxed, and euphoric effects, perfect for seasoned cannabis users. Stress fades away, replaced by calm and contentment. I really prefer this Lemon Cherry for relief from pain, stress, and anxiety; trusting in its potent effects to provide comfort and solace. Conclusion Lemon Cherry stands as a testament to the artistry of cannabis breeding, offering a flavorful journey into cannabis excellence. With its citrusy aroma, mouthwatering flavor, and potent effects, it provides an experience that sets it apart from the rest. Check it out at Flight Pass DC and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you when you stop in!

  • Bubba Kush - Happy Bud DC

    Initial Thoughts To understand Bubba Kush, which is currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Happy Bud, is to delve into its rich lineage. A tale of mystery and intrigue that spans generations, legend has it that this illustrious strain is the product of a fortuitous encounter between an OG Kush plant and an Afghani landrace strain. The result? A true masterpiece of the cannabis world that continues to captivate and inspire to this day. Appearance The buds are tightly packed, resembling miniature green mountains dusted with a generous coating of trichomes. Rich hues of deep green intertwine with bursts of purple, creating a visually stunning masterpiece. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A symphony of earthy tones dances through the air, intertwined with subtle hints of spice and pine. Yet, it is the underlying sweetness that truly sets this strain apart. Flavor Bubba Kush reveals yet another layer of its complexity. The initial earthiness gives way to a burst of woody flavors. Yet, it is the delicate notes of coffee and chocolate that linger on the palate, leaving behind a lingering sweetness. Lineage The Bubba Kush strain is a cross of Afghani and OG Kush that runs indica dominant. Effects Ah, the effects of Bubba Kush - a journey into the depths of relaxation and euphoria. From the moment it caresses the senses, a wave of calm washes over the body, melting away tension and stress with each passing moment. If I’m going to smoke some Bubba I better not have anything to do after that because it won't get done. Conclusion Bubba Kush stands as a testament to the complexity of the legacy that a cannabis plant can have. From its captivating appearance to its intoxicating aroma and rich flavor profile, every aspect of this strain has been carefully crafted for the seasoned cannabis smoker, a testament to just how long it's been around. Stop into Happy Bud today to check out some for yourself and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Peach Zeason by Evermore - Liberty, Oxon Hill (Maryland Recreational)

    Initial Thoughts The first thing I noticed about this Peach Zeason, created and cultivated by Evermore, was just how peachy the aroma was - it's astounding! Currently available at Liberty Cannabis Dispensary in Oxon Hill, Maryland, this is one I couldn't wait to roll up just to see how well the peachiness translated to the flavor. What was the result? Well, you might say everything was peachy keen. 🍑 Appearance The buds of Peach Zeason are so bright green they're visually striking at first. The trichome coverage gives the rotund nugs a frosty and twinkly appearance that makes the quality of the grow immediately recognizable. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Especially soft and easy to break up, yet still highly resinous. Aroma Peach Zeason delights the with a tantalizing aroma that evokes olfactory memories of ripe fruit at an orchard. Sweet and fruit forward with unmistakable hints of fresh peach and tropical citrus. Flavor Upon inhalation, the flavors of Peach Zeason burst forth with intensity. The taste is a harmonious blend of sweetness and fruitiness, with distinct notes of ripe peach and juicy citrus. Lineage The Peach Zeason strain is a cross of tropical sativa dominant hybrid Guawi, used specifically for its remarkable peach flavors, and Evermore's House Z. Effects The effects of Peach Zeason are heady, euphoric, and stimulating in nature. Sativa enthusiasts will love it for the creative aspects and the lack of edginess makes it a solid daytime option for those with less sativa tolerance. Most surprising is the tingly nature of the body buzz that helped me feel loose and light on my feet. Conclusion Peach Zeason delivers deliciously peachy flavor and uplifting cerebral effects. I keep finding myself going back to it again and again because I'm so into the taste and, frankly, it's helped me stay on task while keeping me feeling phenomenal. When you've got some Evermore Peach Zeason in your stash box it's that much easier to embody the phrase "life's a peach!"

  • Pink Runtz by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary

    Initial Thoughts This batch of Pink Runtz, cultivated by Alternative Solutions, and currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, is quite spectacular. Its gorgeous looks are thanks in part to the super heavy amount of shimmery trichomes, but the coloration, replete with purples and rich greens, is also something to behold. Upon first whiff of its pungently exotic aroma, however, is when you'll really know you have your hands on something special. 🪬 Appearance The buds of Pink Runtz boast a dense structure and vibrant array of colors. Shades of vivid green and purple dominate, accentuated by bright reddish-orange pistils. The trichome coverage is generous, giving the buds a mega-frosted appearance that signals their potency and quality. There are even many areas where hues of pink emerge as the purple, reddish-orange, and white come together and blend. Aroma Pink Runtz entices the olfactory senses with a complex, funky, and exotic aroma profile. Sweet and fruity notes dominate, with hints of berry, grape, and tropical citrus dancing in the nose. These delightful scents are complemented by subtle undertones of earth and spice, adding depth and complexity to the overall bouquet. Status Fresh. Flavor Upon inhalation, the flavors of Pink Runtz explode on the palate with intensity and depth. The taste is a harmonious blend of sweetness and fruitiness, with distinct notes of berry, grape, and tropical fruit. A hint of spice lingers in the background, adding a subtle kick to the experience. The smoke is smooth and velvety, leaving a lingering sweetness on the tongue. Lineage Pink Runtz is a hybrid strain with a prestigious lineage. It is believed to be a cross between the popular strains Pink Panties and Runtz, combining the best traits of both parents. This genetic combination results in a well-balanced cultivar that offers a harmonious blend of uplifting euphoria and soothing relaxation. Effects The effects of Pink Runtz are both potent and well-rounded, making it a favorite among cannabis enthusiasts. Users may experience a surge of euphoria and creativity, accompanied by a gentle relaxation that soothes the body and mind. The strain's balanced profile makes it suitable for both daytime and evening use, offering relief from stress, anxiety, and pain without inducing sedation or lethargy. Conclusion With this most recent harvest it's clear that Alternative Solutions has created an outstanding version of Pink Runtz that more than lives up to the hype of the strain's reputation and their own. From its eye-catching appearance to its delightful aroma and flavor, every aspect of this batch is impressive. Whether enjoyed for recreational purposes or as a therapeutic aid, it offers a balanced and tremendously enjoyable experience for cannabis connoisseurs and beginners alike. To pick up a slice for your own stash just head to Takoma Wellness Center today and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

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