Initial Thoughts Local craft cannabis cultivator, The Herban Hustle, just dropped this absolutely stunning batch of Super Boof. A hybrid born from the crossing of Black Cherry Punch and Tropicana Cookies, it promises a vibrant sensory experience, so let's dive in and see if it's all that it's Boof'd up to be. 💨 Appearance These buds are the epitome of trich'd out and have lots of purple in their coloration. They're also super-sized and seem to be bright neon compared to some other nearby flower. Status Fresh. Aroma Insanely delicious with an overwhelmingly citrus-forward nose. It's much like a fresh Clementine in that it's also quite sweet as opposed to an orange. Flavor A blast of sweet citrus with hints of cream and wild flowers. Lineage Super Boof inherits its qualities from two powerhouse strains. Black Cherry Punch contributes the dense bud structure and sweet, creamier notes, while Tropicana Cookies infuses the vibrant citrus fruitiness and uplifting effects. It's a blend that brings a well-rounded experience catering to both body and mind. Effects Initially, a euphoric and uplifting wave washes over you, boosting creativity and mental clarity. This makes it a great choice for daytime activities or social gatherings. As the effects settle, a calming body buzz emerges, offering stress relief without sedating you completely. It's also versatile enough for various occasions, from powering through work to chilling with friends. Conclusion This batch of Super Boof was way a"Boof" expectations with its delightful sensory experience and balanced effects. It offered a potent yet comfortable high, perfect for both seasoned users and curious newcomers. Whether you're seeking creativity, relaxation, or simply a flavorful adventure, you'll thank yourself for picking up a slice for your own stash. To make that happen just hit up The Herban Hustle ASAP and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts I just recently finished up a jar of Papaya live rosin that I was gifted a while back. I enjoy having strains that I know work for me in my stash box and Papaya is definitely one of them. It just happened to be great timing that DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Green Room, dropped this amazing batch of Papaya flower right when I needed it! Appearance It looks much like other batches of Papaya that I’ve seen with a bright green coloration topped with juicy trichomes and dark red pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Potent and fresh smelling tropical fruits like mangoes, melons and papayas. Flavor Sour citrus, but I kept getting random peach schnapps notes too. Delicious! Lineage The Papaya strain is a cross of Citral No.13 and Ice No.2 that runs indica dominant. Effects Papaya, in my latest experience, showcased its prowess as a potent indica, delivering a heavy body high with a surprisingly invigorated mind. While my body sunk into relaxation, my thoughts stayed clear and engaged. My voracious appetite quickly turned into a never ending case of the munchies, however. It wasn’t truly sedating, but it's probably one that's best left for evening sessions or lazy days. Conclusion Papaya, distinguished by its incredible terpene profile, is nothing short of exceptional. This strain's aromatic powers draw you in like a freshly picked papaya right off the tree. To explore this truly remarkable strain for yourself, head on into The Green Room today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Ever thought cannabis could be sophisticated enough for a black-tie affair? Take this Menage for example - its quite luxurious and scoffs at simplicity. Which is why it's so fitting that you can currently pick some up from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge. They're anything but simplistic and, if you’ve ever stopped into one of their locations, you know they do it right. This Menage is yet another fine example of their commitment to quality. 🥂🤵🍾 Appearance Big and robust green nugs with shades of purple hiding in the crevices. The trichomes are fresh and white while the orange pistils are short and stocky. Status Fresh. Aroma A cheesy, piney scent with some sour notes. Flavor Hard-hitting, spicy, Chem-like flavors with a mixture of earthy and gassy notes. Lineage The Menage strain is a complicated cross of (Zkittlez X Triangle Kush BX3) X (Gelato 41 X Kush Mints 11) resulting in an indica dominant hybrid. Effects Menage was a therapeutic delight for me and excelled at relieving my pain while inducing a relaxed and mellow state. It did bring on a touch of sleepiness, graciously stopping short of putting me to sleep, but left me sedated with a smile and a huge case of the munchies. Conclusion Perfect for those of you who are night owls, smoking on this Menage will have you consuming more midnight snacks than you thought possible. These buds were quality all around but my favorite part was the super sticky kief left clinging to my fingers. Head on into Elevated Lounge to pick up some of this sophisticated masterpiece, or one of their other fine flowers, today and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, this Gary Payton, named after the NBA legend known for his defensive prowess, instantly evokes curiosity. It's a hybrid strain, born from the crossing of The Y and Snowman OG, that boasts a reputation for potent effects and complex flavors, making it an All Star selection every time. ⛹🏿 Appearance The buds themselves are a feast for the eyes. Dense and frosty, they boast a deep forest green hue accented by vibrant orange pistils and lots of trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Prepare for an aromatic punch. Gary Payton's scent is a complex symphony of pungent and sweet notes. A strong gasoline aroma, reminiscent of Sour Diesel, dominates the initial wave, but upon further exploration, hints of sweet berries, lemon, and peppery spice emerge. The OG Kush lineage is undeniable, weaving a subtle earthy pine through the aromatic tapestry. Flavor The flavor profile lives up to the aroma's complexity. The inhale delivers a powerful blast of gasoline and lemon, sharp and invigorating. This initial intensity then gives way to a wave of sweet berries and subtle hints of creamy cookies, courtesy of the Cookies parentage. The exhale is smooth and clean, leaving behind a lingering peppery aftertaste. Lineage Gary Payton's pedigree is worthy of a champion. It's a hybrid born from the legendary union of The Y (a Sativa-dominant strain with OG Kush and Triangle Kush genetics) and Snowman OG (a potent Indica known for its heavy body effects). This combination results in a strain that perfectly balances Sativa and Indica characteristics. Effects The initial hit delivers a euphoric head rush, followed by a wave of deep relaxation that melts away stress and tension. The Indica dominance is undeniable, promoting couch-lock tendencies in larger doses. However, The Y's Sativa influence provides a touch of mental clarity and focus, preventing the experience from becoming overly sedating. The overall effect is a potent blend of body and mind buzz, perfect for unwinding after a long day or enjoying creative endeavors with a relaxed focus. Conclusion Gary Payton is a true hall-of-fame strain, living up to its namesake's legacy with its powerful effects, complex aroma, and unforgettable flavor. While its potency may overwhelm novices, experienced users will appreciate the nuanced experience and the perfect balance of relaxation and mental clarity. To pick some up for you and your team just hit up The Gift Givers ASAP and don't forget to mention that you heard about them on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts In the world of candy the blue flavored sweets are usually my favorite to eat. Accordingly, this Blue Candy Jack, currently stocking the shelves at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level, is the culmination of my candy and cannabis dreams all combined into one. 💫 Appearance The buds are such a dark purple they almost look black. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A strong, gassy, Chem-like scent mixes with blueberry and shoots right up the nose. Flavor Earthy and musky notes with hints of tart fruit and a lingering gassy aftertaste. Lineage The Blue Candy Jack strain is a cross of Blue Candy and Jack Herer that runs sativa dominant. Effects This batch was heady and energetic, but also highly intoxicating for me - especially at first. My brain seemed to race two steps ahead of my body, fostering quick and creative thinking. This cognitive enhancement made every thought feel like a leap forward, but my body had a hard time catching up. The social and chatty side of Blue Candy Jack emerged, compelling me to be in constant motion combined with the desire to be actively engaged with the world. Best reserved for daytime use and not for those without some sativa experience. Conclusion Energetic and creative, Blue Candy Jack opened the door to a world of possibilities. Whether I was engaging in physical activities or unleashing my artistic side, this strain provided the fuel for an energetic and inspired exploration. Explore the menu from Top Level today and be sure to check out this Blue Candy Jack. When you visit, don’t forget to mention that you heard about them on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Monko continues to emerge as one of the top marijuana dispensaries in DC, this time offering some lovely flower in the form of this Mochi strain. This batch gets it right from start to finish with beautiful buds that burn clean and leave a sweet scent any cannabis connoisseur will know and love upon walking in the room. 👃 Appearance These tall buds vary in shades of green, look like they've been dipped in white trichomes, and have fuzzy orange pistils creeping out like vines. Status Fresh. Aroma Sweet with notes of berries and hints of mint and earth. Flavor The inhale has a sweet berry kick with a creamy undertone. Lineage The Mochi strain is a cross of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Sunset Sherbert that runs 50/50 on the indica/sativa ratio. Effects Like someone tickling your brain with a feather, Mochi provides an amusing head high and creates a soothing cerebral state of zen at onset. This sense of relaxation and peace then trickles down sinking you deeper and deeper into the growing full-body buzz. For me, this batch has been quite effective at helping to relieve mental stress and physical ailments alike. Conclusion With its peaceful and almost meditative effects, Mochi should be the name of a monk. Soothing in both a mental and physical capacity, it help decrease my anxiety and stress as well as loosen tension and aches in my body. It was a truly enjoyable experience with a sweet intake and smooth exhale that catapulted me into blissful relaxation. You can pick up a batch for your own stash by heading to Monko today and don’t forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts There's always something special to me about a Tropicana Cookies cross and I’m not sure if it’s the prominent Tangie-like citrus terps or the energetic heady high that I like more. What I do know is that it’s worth going back to DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, YANA Wellness, right away for some more of this awesome batch of Trop Cherry. 🍊🍒 Appearance I couldn’t stop looking at these buds because the contrast between the snow white trichomes and dark purple bracts was so stark, yet so elegant. Status Fresh. Aroma Pulls a heavy scent from the trop and Tangie terps. All I can really smell is oranges and tropical fruit. Flavor A sour orange candy inhale with tropical fruitiness abundant in the exhale. Lineage The Trop Cherry strain is a cross of Tropicana Cookies and Cherry Cookies that runs sativa dominant. Effects This strain provided me with a functional daytime high that kept me grounded and focused, making it suitable for a wide range of activities without inducing sedation or spaciness. The uplifting effects contributed to my happy mood, adding a touch of brightness and positivity to my experience. While not aiming for overpowering potency, Trop Cherry ensured a smooth and easy-to-navigate high - one that allowed me to remain in control and fully engage with the activities of the day without feeling overwhelmed. Conclusion Trop Cherry, with its distinct characteristics, is crafted for those seeking a functional and enjoyable daytime high. It does not boast extreme potency, making it ideal for new users or those who don’t like getting super toasty. To grab some of this delicious, energetic, and cerebral sativa just head to YANA Wellness today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Cannabear, this batch of Cherrylato smells like a scoop of pure happiness. It's sweet, tart, and creamy - not unlike a black cherry soda float. I can't wait to roll it up and I fully expect it to be the cherry on top of my day, maybe my whole week. 🍒 Appearance Beautiful looking purple and green buds with sparkly white trichomes and amber pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma A dark, black cherry scent that's both tart and sweet with hints of cream. Flavor A heavy, creamy, and gassy gelato flavor with hints of earth. Lineage The Cherrylato strain is a cross of Black Cherry Funk and Açaí that runs 60/40 sativa dominant. Effects Expect the unexpected with Cherrylato. This sativa is more about expanding the mind and encouraging quick thinking than propelling you into a marathon. The mental effects unfold swiftly, creating an environment of enhanced cognitive abilities. Surprisingly, Cherrylato's twist came in the form of a comfortable couch-lock-like feeling, but instead of inducing pure laziness on the couch, I was productively tethered to my office chair instead. Conclusion Far from the stereotypical sativa, Cherrylato kept me engaged and industrious. The effects foster energetic creativity, making it an ideal choice for those seeking mental clarity and productivity without sacrificing comfort. To experience this Cherrylato for yourself simply place an order with Cannabear ASAP and don't forget to mention that Tokers Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts These Butter Mints produced by DC Mota really tickled my fancy. They are currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, and may be better known as the “Thank You” mints you get when eating out at restaurants. I’m used to seeing these individually wrapped and they aren’t usually infused with THC, but after trying them it made me wish all restaurants started carrying them as an option - now that would be a real "Thank You". 🙏 Appearance Green, yellow, pink, and white semi-spherical balls about the size of large blueberries. Status A fresh minty delight. Flavor Super minty and refreshing. No weed taste present since the peppermint is so strong, but you definitely wont need a breath mint after eating them! Effects These edibles are made from distillate so expect your average strength and dose with extreme accuracy. What’s nice about DC Mota is they stay consistent across their products so users know exactly what to expect. I’m also a big fan of lower dose edibles, where I can eat a few more pieces at 5mg each without worrying that I’ll get knocked out. These Butter Mints are also easy to suck on which allows for better absorption into the body since the membrane in your mouth is thinner than the lining of your stomach resulting in more THC entering the bloodstream. Conclusion After that quick science lesson, it's exciting to pop a few more of these in my mouth. They’re great for keeping me productively buzzing around throughout the day and at least I know if I need more I can stop into Taste Budz right away. Don’t forget to grab these Butter Mints when you visit them and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is a legendary strain with a name evoking both indulgence and mystery. Its reputation for potent effects and captivating flavor had me excited to dive into this very nice batch currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden. As soon as I caught a whiff all my past memories of great GSC sessions came pouring their way back into my mind and I couldn't wait to roll it up! 🤗 Appearance The buds were dense and frosty, boasting a deep emerald green hue accented by vibrant orange pistils. Tightly-packed bracts, almost grape-like in their form, were generously coated in glistening trichomes, hinting at the strain's high THC content. The overall impression was one of compact beauty and potency. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma GSC's aroma was a tantalizing mix of sweet and earthy notes. The initial wave was pure cookie dough, with hints of brown sugar and vanilla. As you breathed deeper, subtle undertones of mint, lemon, and pepper emerged, adding complexity and intrigue. The OG Kush lineage was undeniable, weaving a thread of earthy pine through the sweet cookie dough symphony. Flavor The flavor mirrored the aroma, delivering a delicious punch of sweet and savory notes. The inhale was an explosion of cookie dough, with hints of chocolate and caramel dancing on the palate. The exhale revealed a surprising complexity, with earthy pine and peppery spice emerging alongside the sweet cookie base. The finish was smooth and clean, leaving behind a lingering taste of mint and chocolate. Lineage GSC is a renowned indica-dominant hybrid, born from the legendary union of OG Kush and Durban Poison. OG Kush, known for its potent couch-lock and earthy aroma, contributed its dense bud structure and strong body effects. Durban Poison, a sativa landrace, brought its uplifting energy and bright citrusy notes, balancing the indica dominance. Effects True to its hybrid nature, GSC offered a nuanced experience. The initial hit delivered a wave of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, courtesy of the Durban Poison. This mental clarity soon gave way to a gentle body buzz, the OG Kush lineage taking over. The overall effect was relaxing and stress-melting, yet not debilitating. It was perfect for unwinding after a long day or enjoying social gatherings with a happy, heady buzz. Conclusion Girl Scout Cookies is a true cannabis classic, living up to its hype with its captivating aroma, delectable flavor, and potent yet balanced effects. Whether you're looking for a creative kickstart, a stress-free evening, or simply a delightful taste experience, GSC delivers. However, its potency should be respected, especially for novices, as the indica influence can creep up for an unexpected couch-lock. Overall, GSC is a must-try for any cannabis enthusiast, offering a potent and flavorful journey for both body and mind. Head over to The Garden today to experience some of this awesome flower for yourself and don't forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Ever wish your wake-and-bake session could taste like the best part of breakfast? Luckily, all you have to do to make that wish come true is pour yourself some of this Cereal Milk from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, HYFE, and spark it up. It's a sugary sweet and delicious batch that's ready to tantalize your taste buds and have you trading your morning bowl for a BOWL. 😏🌿🥣 Appearance Darker hued buds with spots of green and a heavy layer of white trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A straight up sugary smell. Flavor Smooth and creamy on the inhale with a sweet sugary exhale. Lineage The Cereal Milk strain is a cross of Snowman and Y-Life that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Imagine the effects as the perfect balance between the energetic snap of a crunchy cereal and the soothing comfort of a milky finish. It's a nostalgic high that puts a grin on your face and a hop in your step whether your just starting your day or wrapping it up. It also kept me in the zone with with positive vibes echoing throughout my body and a focused long lasting cerebral buzz. Versatile enough for almost any time of day or evening except, perhaps, right before bed. Conclusion I smoked this down to the very last hit, similar to how I would slurp down the last sips in a bowl full of sugary cereal milk. Much like the cereal aisle at your favorite grocery, HYFE has plenty of delicious options to choose from, but this Cereal Milk is my current breakfast of champions. When you place your order with them be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you their way!

Initial Thoughts This Panama Punch, with its intriguing name and vibrant lineage, immediately piqued my curiosity. Currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Cheeba DC, it's a sativa-dominant hybrid promising a potent blend of uplifting effects and delectable flavors that make it an exciting prospect for daytime adventures. 👊 Appearance The buds boast a vibrant lime-green color with bright orange pistils peeking through. Densely packed calyxes, typical of hazes, contrasted with the airy sativa structure, creating a visually appealing bouquet. A moderate coating of trichomes glistened under the light, hinting at the strain's potency. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The first whiff of Panama Punch was an explosion of fruitiness, reminiscent of a tropical punchbowl. Sweet and tangy notes of berries, mango, and pineapple mingled with a subtle spiciness, creating a complex and inviting aroma. The haze influence was undeniable, adding a touch of earthiness and depth. Flavor The flavor followed the aroma closely, delivering a burst of tropical fruitiness on the inhale. Notes of mango, grape, and pineapple danced on the palate, balanced by an earthiness and a lingering peppery spice from the haze lineage. The exhale was smooth and clean, leaving behind a pleasant aftertaste. Lineage Panama Punch is a sativa-dominant hybrid born from the union of two legendary strains: Panama Mean Green and Neville's Haze. Panama Mean Green, a pure sativa known for its uplifting effects and citrusy aroma, passed on its energetic character and tropical fruit notes. Neville's Haze, a revered sativa with a complex earthy and spicy profile, contributed its potent effects and haze-like qualities. Effects True to its sativa dominance, Panama Punch delivered a powerful punch of energy and focus. The cerebral high was immediate, clearing the mind and promoting creative thinking. Uplifting and euphoric, it was perfect for tackling tasks or engaging in stimulating conversations. However, in larger doses, the effects could become slightly psychedelic, so moderation was key. The physical effects were mild, offering a slight body buzz that helped alleviate tension without being overpowering. Conclusion Panama Punch is an exceptional sativa-dominant hybrid that lives up to its name. The vibrant appearance, mouthwatering aroma, and delicious tropical fruit flavor are sure to delight even the most discerning cannabis connoisseur. The potent and uplifting effects provide a much-needed boost of energy and focus, making it a perfect daytime companion for creative endeavors, social gatherings, or simply enjoying an active day. However, its potency should be respected, as overindulging can lead to a more psychedelic experience. Overall, Panama Punch is a strain that delivers on its promises, offering a delightful and stimulating experience for sativa lovers. Just head to Cheeba DC today to grab some for your own stash and don't forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!