Initial Thoughts Available now from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave, the Gassius Clay strain has an interesting mix of strong genes. With its namesake being “The Greatest'' in the ring, it's fair to say expectations were high for this batch, and it still packed an unexpected punch. Gassius Clay is the epitome of a super enjoyable indica strain that’s sure to be a “knockout”. 🥊 Appearance Sticky to the eye, trichomes glitter across beautiful dark purple buds and neat orange hairs pattern the surface. Status Fresh. Aroma A potent musky smell, slightly like candy and weirdly similar to a glow stick. Flavor A sweet tasting pull with a smoky play-doh like aftertaste. Lineage The Gassius Clay strain is a three-way cross of Gelonade, Do-Si-Dos, and Illmatic that results in a 70/30 indica leaning hybrid. Effects Gassius Clay pops you right in the mug with a spacy head high that hits hard, not in a KO punch way but more of a “wow I am really stoned right now” moment. Floating like a butterfly, a complete body high with muscle mellowness sinks in like you took one from Ali in the ring. A few rounds will test you until you tap out and call it a well spent evening. Conclusion Gassius Clay had me from the bell and from the magical color contrast to the uniquely funky aroma, this nug has real character. The high doesn’t mess around and takes you for a long ride, perfect for a movie or night in. Get some Gassius Clay from our friends at Flower Ave in DC and let ‘em know Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Get ready to heat things up with this Sriracha Fumi strain available now at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, MASC. Just like a splash of Sriracha can add a fiery kick to your meal, this strain promises to bring some spicy excitement to your next toke. Appearance The buds are vibrant shades of green, accented by hints of orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Peppery scent with a slight undertone of orange. Flavor A spicy and peppery smoke instantly hit my tastebuds with a subtle underlying hint of orange. Lineage The Sriracha Fumi strain is a cross of High Country Diesel and Aspen OG that leans sativa dominant in composition. Effects What stood out was the gradual onset of the energetic effects. There were moments where I was blissfully unaware of my stoned state that were then interwoven with instances of intense realization. This dynamic made for an intriguing journey, with peaks and valleys of awareness. These intense shifts soon settled, allowing me to stay locked in with razor sharp focus and a good amount of cerebral and physical energy. Accordingly, this one is best left for daytime use. Conclusion Just as the nation grapples with a Sriracha shortage, you have the advantage of enjoying this spicy delight in the heart of DC. While this Sriracha Fumi may have a bit more kick than your regular bottle this strain is a great compliment to any smoker's stash box. Head on down to MASC to get your chance at these buds today. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Another day, another jar of delectable designer ganja from Buddha Buddy DC. With deep purple buds accented by bright white trichomes throughout, this Hood Candy from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy, is an exceptionally potent indica-leaning flower. Plus, when you first open the jar the immediate aroma is one of tart berries, sugarcane, and fuel - def the kind of candy I'm trying to smell in my neighborhood. 🤓 Appearance Deep purple with flecks of green, tons of white trichomes and burnt orange pistils. Buds are slightly smaller. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma Like a piece of raspberry hard candy with sweet and tart notes intertwined. There are also hints of fuel and earth. Resembles some of the better tasting, fruiter, Runtz varieties. Flavor Gassy, earthy, tart, and fruity with some cream and gas in the exhale. Lineage The Hood Candy strain is a cross of Runtz and Why U Gelly that runs indica-dominant. Effects Running considerably more indica than many of the balanced Runtz crossbreeds I've experienced, this "candy" is best left for late afternoon or evening hours. It can cause a good deal of spaceyness mentally, but the highly euphoric body buzz makes it all worth while. Just make sure you're ready to be a stoney, munchy, bleary-eyed couch dweller for the couple hours that follow your session. Conclusion This Hood Candy has all the relaxation and respite a cannabis enthusiast could want wrapped up with an exotic fruity flavor profile. To grab some of this for the indica-lover in you just hit up Buddha Buddy DC and place your delivery order today. Don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts This Coco Chanel, from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, VIPeace, is named as a playful nod to the iconic French fashion designer Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel. Just like her celebrated fashion and apparel designs, this strain offers a unique and sophisticated designer level experience of the cannabis variety. Appearance Immediately eye-catching with a dense and resinous structure. The surface glistens with trichomes that shimmer like morning dew, hiding the deep greens and subtle shades of purple underneath. Status Fresh. Aroma A fusion of fruity sweetness intertwined with hints of diesel that lingered in my nose. Flavor A cannabis charcuterie board of flavors including a burst of juicy grape, followed by a combination of cheese and gas undertones. Lineage The Coco Chanel strain is a cross of Grape Gasoline and Gelatti that runs indica dominant at 70/30 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects The initial impact was undoubtedly strong, the heavy head effects proved to be quite hazy. However, this robust beginning was subsequently followed by a gradual shift into more of a relaxed body high. What truly stood out at that point was the clarity it brought to my mind, because moments ago I was in a hazy fog. Coco Chanel managed to strike a fine line between profound calmness and a mental doozy. Conclusion While Coco Chanel leans indica dominant, it's not afraid to show off some sativa flair and this batch is one that certainly lives up to its fashionable name. Now you can have Chanel in your closet and in your stash box! To procure some for yourself just head to local boutique, VIPeace, today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts With an exceptionally pungent gassy nose you need to check out this batch of Big Chainz currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge. It runs sativa dominant and I'm not sure where the name stems from, but it makes you feel robust and energetic like you can swing massive chains around as if you're a super hero. 🦸‍♂️ Appearance These gorgeous buds are bright green with flecks of bright purple, have tons of trichomes, and are fluffy, yet robust. Status Fresh. Aroma Mega loud and gassy much like Grease Monkey, but with savory notes of bread and hints of something like garlic. Flavor Super smooth, but overtly gassy and like there's a petroleum processing plant in your mouth. Also possesses hints of skunk, coffee, bread, pine, and cheese in the aftertaste. Incredibly delicious if you like intensely gassy flower. Lineage The Big Chainz strain is a cross of Stardawg and Georgia Pine that runs sativa dominant. Effects This one reminds me a lot of some Sour Diesel in terms of effects. It's buzz is heady and body inundating with lots of energy and a driving force behind it that makes you feel good getting things done, and done fast. Can cause some edginess, but for sativa-lovers it's a non-issue and the monstrous potency is welcomed. Conclusion Phenomenal in the aroma and flavor department along with having some seriously awesome sativa effects, this batch is ideal for morning or afternoon and will keep you going STRONG all day long. If you're looking for a great sativa, and a terpy flavor thrill ride, look no further than this batch of Big Chainz. To grab some for yourself just head to Elevated Lounge today and don't forget to let them know that you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts Here's an intriguing batch of Highrise from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service HYFE. As the name implies, this one is an immensely uplifting sativa that can send you soaring to the tops of nearby large buildings. 🏢 Appearance Bright green and compact, spear-shaped buds with orange pistils and good trichome coverage. Note that the trichomes on the inside are still mostly starry. Status Fresh and just beginning to cure. Aroma A vibrant sour and floral aroma with hints of pepper and lemon. Flavor Sour and earthy with peppery notes and hints of citrus fruit. Lineage The Highrise strain is a three-way cross of GDP, Tom Hill Haze, and Lemon Tree #15 that runs sativa dominant. Effects An uplifting, heady varietal with lots of mental and physical energy that's ideal for day time use. Not one for the newbs as it can cause some edginess, especially in larger quantities. Great for getting things done and staying focused while doing them. Also packs an interesting body buzz that probably stems from the GDP influence. Conclusion The team enjoyed rolling this one up in the mid-morning and after lunch to help power through their day. It has such an uplifting and mood enhancing nature that it can be a little overwhelming at times, but this is well-enjoyed by the seasoned sativa-lover. To grab some for your stash just hit up HYFE and place your order today. Don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts This batch of Puna Budder is available right now from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Pot United. A potent strain that older heads may remember from its popularity back in the 60’s and 70’s, it was originally grown in Hawaii. These genetics are certainly a rare find, so I’m very glad to be able to try this powerhouse varietal here in 2023! Appearance It seems like there's not a spot on these spear-shaped buds that isn't covered in trichomes, but underneath them there are rich purples and beautiful greens to be had. Status Fresh, but just beginning to cure. Aroma The scent that wafts from these buds is a blend of vanilla yogurt and succulent blueberries. Flavor A nutty essence that yields a buttery smoothness while a gentle touch of grape delicately coats your mouth leaving a delightful aftertaste. Lineage The Puna Budder strain is a cross of Hawaiian and Afghani Landrace that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects This strain's potency expressed itself in an energetic embrace, perfect for social interactions where conversations flowed effortlessly. Giggles bubbled up from within, bringing forth a sense of happiness and euphoria. Even in this sociable state, a gentle relaxation spread throughout my body, a reminder that balance was indeed at play. Conclusion I’m not sure if the top notch flavor or potent effects were the reason for my drooling, but I will admit I was heavily stoned. This strain's legacy is rooted in the Hawaiian islands and nurtured through time, giving it a magical feeling. Puna Budder seamlessly combines past and present, offering a taste of cannabis history and a glimpse into its bright future. To experience this tropical treasure for yourself just hit up Pot United ASAP and be sure to mention you heard about them on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts This batch of Rainbow Runtz is of superb quality and currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Heady Club DC. It's fresh, super funky, and has frosty trichomes galore. Of course, no Rainbow Runtz could be considered top caliber without an array of beautiful colors, and this is a model specimen in that regard as well. Perhaps an even better term would be "super model" given how gorgeous it turned out. 🤩 Appearance These Rainbow Runtz buds have many bright colors on display from bright green and purple, to fiery orange. There's also a plethora of frosty white and starry trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma The initial sweetness wafted through the air, reminiscent of opening a bag of tropical citrus candy. However, beneath this fruitiness, are delicate and intriguing notes of flowery herbs. Flavor With a savory and slow inhale, a handful of assorted candies met my palate. Each exhale exhibited fruity sweetness and hints of pine. Lineage The Rainbow Runtz strain is a cross of Zkittlez and Do-Si-Dos that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects The effects hit me relatively quickly, sinking me into a calmness and leading to a positive effect on my mood. The sativa effects were pronounced but they never tipped the scale into overstimulation. Instead, I found myself in a state of relaxed alertness, my mind clear and focused while my body remained comfortably at ease. The outcome is an extremely balanced strain that left me at a good equilibrium point. Conclusion Rainbow Runtz delivers a diverse spectrum of flavors and effects that come together harmoniously. This strain masterfully balances relaxation and mental clarity, offering a sense of well-being that can be enjoyed in various settings. To get your own taste of "The Rainbow" place your order with Heady Club DC today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts A unique and very exotic strain, this Hood Rich from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is one that I haven't encountered before. That said, it will surely be on my radar whenever I’m shopping around from now on due to its immensely high indica-driven potency and ability to completely lay me out at night. 😴 Appearance The buds looked straight-up dope, with their blend of pine green and dark purple shades. The white trichomes were like a snowstorm hitting my stash and the camouflaged orange pistils added a touch of contrast. Status Fresh and sticky. Aroma Chocolate and herbal notes combine to make a tea-like smell. Flavor A refreshing minty gum taste greeted me, followed by subtle sharpness and peppery undertones. Lineage The Hood Rich strain is a cross between GMO and Oreoz that runs 80/20 indica-dominant. Effects The effects of Hood Rich are incredibly powerful and I immediately feeling hazy and carefree at on-set. From head to toe, I was embraced by a calming cerebral high that left me feeling sedated and at peace. The pain relief and relaxation felt are like sinking into a fluffy cloud, taking all my worries away and affording great sleep. Conclusion Just because this strain's name is Hood Rich doesn't mean you have to spend all of your paycheck on your next pick up, as tempting as it may be with this strain's beautiful indica qualities. It’s a highly satisfying smoke that's perfect for partaking in at night time and belongs among the other superb indica's in your stash box. Don’t wait and place an order with The Gift Givers today to try out Hood Rich, and be sure to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Bad Apple may have a mischievous name, but this indica-dominant strain from DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, Monko, is the opposite of what its name implies. In fact, Snow White herself would even enjoy taking a bite...errr puff...of this fine specimen. Appearance Bad Apple's buds are heavily coated with trichomes that sit atop a layer of purple and green apple hues. Once grinded up the buds looked like a cache of purple crystals. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma Tartness, fruitiness, and a hint of gas. The scent of freshly baked apple pie clung to my fingers after rolling up. Flavor The taste of sour grapes took center stage, accompanied by a subtle clove spice. A slight sour apple taste emerged towards the end of my joint. Lineage The Bad Apple strain is a cross of Sour Apple and Purple Punch that results in an indica dominant blend running around 70/30 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Bad Apple unveiled itself by inducing a delightful case of the munchies. After eating more than I care to admit, a spontaneous sense of happiness and giggles emerged effortlessly. Its sociable nature allowed me to enjoy other peoples company, embracing conversation. Just note I experienced a touch of clumsiness, but it didn't make me pass out, unlike the fairy tale version. Conclusion Allow Bad Apple to surprise you because this “bad apple” is an absolute pleasure. Its scents and flavors will remind you that fall is quickly approaching. Whether you're seeking laughter, hunger, or need a boost in a social setting this Bad Apple is for you. Make sure to grab some next time you stop by Monko, and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts I played a lot of Mega Man the video game on Nintendo when I was a kid, so when I got this batch of Mega Man from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, I was more than a little curious. Like it's namesake, this specimen is small, but super powerful and not lacking in energy. With strongly uplifting, but not angsty, vibes I guess you could say this one made me feel...mega. 💪 Appearance Bright green spear-shaped buds with patches of bright purple and tons of frosty trichomes - many still starry. Status Fresh. Aroma A super delicious mix of creamy, fruity, piney, and gassy with hints of shortbread. Flavor Mouthwatering with notes of tart fruit, cream, pine, and fuel that seems quite tropical to me. Lineage The Mega Man strain's lineage is unknown presently - and likely kept secret, but the Toker's Guide team's consensus is that it seems balanced to slightly indica leaning in terms of effects. Effects Quite balanced with an energetic headspace and uplifting body high that eventually settles into a euphoric and tingly state. Perfect for early to mid-afternoon use as it can keep you delightfully high and enhance your mood for the rest of the day without bringing you down. Also somewhat motivating and focus enabling. Conclusion A phenomenally smooth and delicous toke with a powerful high that is both uplifting and euphoric. Rip this one down in the bong to enjoy the immensity of the potent head rush. A well-honoring throwback to the video game character, don't miss out on this batch of Mega Man. To grab some today just head to the always friendly HotBox Uptown and don't forget to mention you heard about them on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts As a big fan of Gorilla Glue #4 and its associated crossbreeds I was excited to learn that the lineage of this batch of White Zlushie from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass, has GG#4 in the mix. Of course, I suppose this should have stood out to me given the extensive trichome coverage and fluffy structure. The aroma, however, is more in-line with a nice batch of Runtz, however. In any case, this batch is both potent and exotically delicious. 🤤 Appearance Smaller, fluffy, deep green buds with heavy trichome coverage that show its cure given some oxidation. Status Curing. Aroma A funky, musky, fruity aroma with hints of cream and pine. Flavor A mix of pine, gas, cream, and musk with hints of sweet fruit. Lineage The White Zlushie strain is a cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and White Fire Alien OG that runs slightly indica dominant at 55/45. Effects Relaxing with calming and tranquil vibes this is one that seems like it would put you to sleep, but there's enough cerebral energy to keep you going much longer than you might think. Great for lounging by bodies of water or watching sunsets, it's easy to get happily mesmerized by this batch. Conclusion Heavily stoning and with a funky, gassy, exotic flavor that's great when rolled in joint or blunt, def look to add this one to the "super relaxing, but not sedating" side of your stash box. I prefer it in the late afternoon and early evening, but it could also be a lot of relief on days when you have nothing serious going on. To pick some up today just head to Flight Pass and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!