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Overview
Evermore liked this selection enough to give it a name of its own: formerly GMO 8, Funky Guava is the grower's documented cross of GMO and Guava Cream #5, and the name is the flavor map. Pungent garlic-and-gasoline funk crashes into sweet tropical guava, and the high follows GMO family tradition - a euphoric opening act, then deep, durable body relaxation.
Effects
Relaxed, Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy
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Euphoric
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Talkative
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Creative
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Energetic
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Giggly
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Tingly
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Hungry
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Sleepy
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Appearance
Dense, trichome-heavy nugs in olive and emerald with rust pistils - GMO structure wearing tropical colors.
Aroma
Garlic and gasoline up front - genuinely pungent - with sweet guava cream drifting underneath.
Flavor
Savory funk on the inhale, tropical cream on the exhale. A collision that shouldn't work and completely does.
Lineage
Documented by Evermore itself: GMO x Guava Cream #5, previously released as GMO 8 - producer-stated parentage, the gold standard.
Terpene Profile
No published panel; GMO crosses run caryophyllene-heavy with limonene and myrcene support, which matches the pungent-sweet nose - profiles vary batch to batch.
Cultivation Preferences
Seed Suppliers
Conclusion
Funky Guava is Evermore at its best - loud genetics, honest paperwork, unforgettable flavor. A must for funk lovers with a sweet tooth.