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Overview
A strain named Smoked Catfish is making you a promise about funk, and this one honors it in writing: measured batches carry terpene totals near four percent, top-of-the-menu territory. The pedigree explains the swagger - Midnight Roots Genetics crossed Catfish, a Michigan cult legend prized for sweet, swampy, dank flower, with Fire 18, a Fire OG x OG 18 gas-delivery vehicle. Heritage funk times modern fuel, and you can taste the math: charred wood, dank earth, and gas in waves with a sweet low note holding it together, a campfire-by-the-river profile that's genuinely novel on any shelf. The smoke is savory and committed - smoke and gas up front, dank sweetness underneath, long charred finish. Effects are strong and enveloping: relaxed, heavy-limbed, contented - built for porches, long dinners, and evenings that don't need to end on time.
Effects
Relaxed, Heavy-limbed, Content, Porch-ready
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Appearance
Rugged, chunky nugs in swamp-green and bronze with heavy pistils and an oily, glistening frost - pulled from somewhere wild.
Aroma
Swampy, smoky, gassy in waves - charred wood, dank earth, fuel, and a sweet low note holding it together.
Flavor
Savory smoke and gas up front, dank sweetness underneath, a long charred finish - bold and completely committed.
Lineage
Midnight Roots Genetics: Catfish (the Michigan cult classic) x Fire 18 (Fire OG x OG 18), per SeedFinder's listing - heritage funk times modern fuel.
Terpene Profile
Lab data on current batches shows terpene totals near 3.8% - exceptional - consistent with the aggressive swamp-gas aromatics.
Cultivation Preferences
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Conclusion
The most character-rich jar on any shelf it lands on: a flavor you'll describe badly and recommend anyway.
