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The Beast

Strain Review

Type

Hybrid

THC %

26%

Dominant Terpene

Energy

NA

Relaxed, Sleepy

The Beast

Overview

The Beast belongs to a proud old lineage of honestly named flower: it promises heavy, and it delivers heavy. The profile is old-school - gas and earth with a dark, almost leathery sweetness underneath, no modern candy makeover anywhere - and the structure matches: big burly nugs, dark green shading toward black, thick frost that reads more menace than sparkle. The smoke is fuel-forward with a woody, peppery mid-palate and a long smoky finish, a classic bruiser profile that warms as it goes. Effects do beast things: a fast, heavy descent into full-body calm with a stony, satisfied head - not aggressive, simply strong, and completely uninterested in your evening plans. For fans of the era when heavy strains were allowed to just be heavy.

Effects

Relaxed, Heavy, Stony, Satisfied

Relaxed

0%

Happy

0%

Euphoric

0%

Uplifted

0%

Talkative

0%

Creative

0%

Energetic

0%

Focused

0%

Giggly

0%

Tingly

0%

Hungry

0%

Sleepy

0%

Appearance

Big, burly nugs - dark green to near-black, heavy pistil coverage, thick frost that reads menace over sparkle.

Aroma

Gas and earth with a dark, leathery sweetness - an old-school heavy-hitter profile with no candy makeover.

Flavor

Fuel-forward with a woody, peppery mid-palate and a long, smoky, warming finish.

Lineage

A house cut with unpublished parents; the profile and effect speak to heavy OG ancestry, but the papers stay behind the counter.

Terpene Profile

No published data. Gas-and-earth profiles of this weight typically run myrcene-caryophyllene dominant - expectation, not measurement.

Cultivation Preferences

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Seed Suppliers

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Conclusion

Every stable needs a flagship bruiser, and this one carries the crown honestly.

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