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Strain : Tickle Burger Delivery Service : Shmu The Cannaprophet Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : Indica Initial Thoughts Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet , a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶 🍔 Appearance The coloration ranges from pale lime to deep forest green, with subtle purple accents that sneak in like they’re trying to steal the show. Bright orange pistils weave through the buds like tiny flames, and a frosty layer of trichomes gives them a sparkly sheen that screams potency. Status Starting to cure. Aroma Breaking open a bud releases a scent that’s equal parts dessert and dinner party. The first whiff is sweet, with ripe berry and grape notes. Dig deeper, and you’ll catch savory hints—think garlic and herbs, like someone’s cooking Italian in the next room. It’s a complex aroma that keeps your nose guessing, and I found myself sniffing longer than necessary, half-convinced I’d uncover a secret pizza note. Flavor The flavor of Tickle Burger is where things get really interesting. On inhale, you’re hit with sweet grape and fruity notes that taste like a sip of summer wine. The exhale brings a savory twist—garlic, coffee, and earthy herbs mingle in a way that’s oddly harmonious. It’s a bold, multifaceted profile that makes each puff feel like a new chapter in a flavor novel. I kept going back for more, partly to analyze and partly because my taste buds were throwing a party. Lineage Tickle Burger is a genetic mashup from Skunk House Genetics, blending GMO, Grape Pie, and Double Burger. GMO lends its signature funky, garlicky edge, while Grape Pie brings sweet, fruity depth to the mix. Double Burger, a cross of GMO and Donny Burger, doubles down on the savory, earthy notes, creating a strain that’s as bold as it is balanced. This indica-dominant hybrid has a flowering time suited for both indoor and outdoor grows, and its terpene profile—heavy in myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene—explains the complex aroma and effects. Effects The high starts with a burst of euphoria, lifting your mood and making you feel like you could charm a room full of strangers—or at least your houseplants. Soon, a deep bodily relaxation takes over, spreading from your neck to your toes like a slow-motion massage. Tension melts, aches fade, and your brain decides it’s done worrying for the day. I found myself sinking into my couch, chuckling at a bad pun I’d made earlier, perfectly content to let the world spin without me. It’s a strain for unwinding, not for chasing deadlines. Conclusion This Tickle Burger from Shmu The Cannaprophet , is a well-crafted indica-dominant hybrid that balances bold flavors with a deeply soothing high. Its striking appearance, intriguing aroma, and complex taste make it a sensory adventure, while its effects offer a ticket on the relaxation train. For anyone seeking a strain that’s equal parts funky and chill, this one’s a "Burger combo meal" that will have you tickled pink—just don’t expect it to come with fries on the side.

Strain : Platinum TK Dispensary : Wash Hydro Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently featured at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, Wash Hydro , its genetic roots trace back to Platinum OG and TK41. Its combination of earthy and citrusy flavors with a subtle diesel finish complements its calming effects, making it a wonderful option for relaxation after a long work week. 😌 Appearance Platinum TK showcases dense, medium-sized buds with a frosted silver sheen that lives up to its “Platinum” namesake. The nugs are a lush forest green, interspersed with fiery orange pistils and a generous coating of sparkling white trichomes. This striking appearance hints at the strain’s potency and freshness. Status Fresh, but starting to cure Aroma The aroma of Platinum TK is an intriguing mix of earthy pine and sweet citrus, accented by a faint hint of diesel. When the buds are broken apart, the scent deepens into a rich, slightly herbal bouquet that’s both grounding and invigorating. Flavor Platinum TK’s flavor profile offers a smooth and layered experience. The initial inhale delivers notes of earthy pine and sweet citrus, while the exhale reveals a subtle hint of diesel and a touch of floral undertones. This combination creates a satisfying balance between sweetness and pungency. Lineage Platinum TK is the result of crossing two powerhouse strains: Platinum OG : Renowned for its potent effects and signature earthy flavors. TK41 : Known for its high THC content and balanced characteristics. This hybrid (40% sativa, 60% indica) carries the best traits of its lineage, offering both cerebral uplift and physical relaxation. Effects Platinum TK delivers effects that begin with a wave of euphoria and a noticeable uplift in mood. The cerebral buzz fosters creativity and talkativeness, making it an excellent companion for social settings or artistic endeavors. As the high settles, a deep sense of relaxation takes over, soothing stress and tension while promoting an overall feeling of contentment. Its potent THC levels, averaging around 25%, make it effective for addressing symptoms such as chronic pain, insomnia, depression, and stress. Users also report a boost in appetite, further showcasing its well-rounded therapeutic potential. Conclusion Platinum TK by Alt Sol is a visually stunning and flavorful strain that blends soothing indica qualities with a slight sativa edge. Its unique flavor profile and cherished effects make it an excellent choice for those seeking relaxation with a touch of creativity and social engagement. Overall, Platinum TK exemplifies quality cultivation and a superb cannabis experience. Add some to your stash by heading to Wash Hydro today and don't forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Proprietary blend Dispensary : Herbal Alternatives Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Sativa Dominant Initial Thoughts Lately, I've been finding much joy in mixing tincture into my morning plant-based protein shakes. For me, this practice requires terpenes and associated entourage effects that are uplifting, but not too uplifting, in nature. One of my favorite morning tincture products is this strawberry melon flavored "Play" that's manufactured by Molecular Farms and joyfully crafted with sun-grown organic practices. Designed to enhance performance and enjoyment, this hybrid tincture is tailored for those seeking an energizing and versatile cannabis experience. Or, as name implies, you might describe it as quite "playful". Available at Herbal Alternatives in Washington DC, I love it as an awesome daytime option that's smooth, delectable, and formulated for fun. 🤗 Appearance Housed in a sleek and compact 25ml bottle, the "Play" tincture features clean, minimalistic packaging with clear dosing instructions. The liquid itself has a light, golden hue, reflecting the purity of the CO2 extraction process and the whole-plant essence. The included, well-labelled dropper makes accurate dosing easy and convenient. Aroma The tincture opens with a pleasant, sweet aroma reminiscent of fresh strawberries and ripe watermelon. The scent is light and inviting, without overwhelming the senses, making it approachable for a wide range of users. Some on the Toker's Guide team have described it as a breath of summer in a bottle. Flavor On the palate, the strawberry/watermelon flavor shines with a balanced sweetness that feels natural and not overly sugary. The MCT oil base ensures a smooth texture, with no harshness or burning sensation, making it easy to ingest. The fruity notes linger just long enough to feel refreshing without overstaying their welcome. Effects This "Play" tincture delivers energizing effects that promote a sense of readiness and confidence. I felt loose, uninhibited, and prepared for a variety of activities, from exercising and socializing to more intimate encounters. The carefully formulated 2:1 THC to CBD ratio ensures a more manageable experience, mitigating potential anxiety or over-stimulation while allowing for a pleasant and functional high. The effects build gently and provide a sustained energy boost, making this tincture versatile for both day and early evening use. Conclusion The "Play" tincture in strawberry/melon flavor by Molecular Farms is a delightful and functional cannabis product that caters to those seeking a smooth and energizing experience. Its precise formulation, playful effects, and enjoyable flavor profile make it a versatile option for activities ranging from physical performance to social engagements. With its sun-grown cannabis origins and organic practices, this tincture is a refreshing addition to the Washington DC cannabis scene. Pick up some for your cabinet by heading to Herbal Alternatives ASAP and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Blueberry Banana Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Slightly Indica Initial Thoughts Walking into Takoma Wellness Center , I was ready to dissect this batch of Blueberry Banana  as if I was a botanist with a vendetta. My first impression? It's got personality like a quirky uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a questionable mustache. Except, this is one funky specimen that you actually do want to smell coming in the front door. And you would too given the Apples & Banana's in the lineage and what it can do for the ol' olfactory senses. 👃 Appearance The buds are a visual treat, sporting a vibrant mix of lime-green and deep purple hues, like a tie-dye experiment that actually worked. Frosty trichomes coat the surface, giving it a sparkly sheen that screams, “I’m fancy, but I don’t brag.” Golden pistils curl through the nugs, adding a touch of flair, as if the plant decided to accessorize before hitting the dispensary shelf. Status Fresh. Aroma Stick your face in the bag and the scent hits like a fruit stand at a farmer's market. Ripe, earthy blueberries dominate, with a sweet banana note that’s less “artificial candy” and more “just-peeled perfection.” There’s a subtle earthy undertone, like the plant’s reminding you it’s still grounded in nature, not a smoothie shop. It’s the kind of aroma that makes you wonder if you should smoke it or blend it into a breakfast bowl. Flavor Inhale, and it’s like sipping a banana-berry smoothie that decided to moonlight as a cannabis strain. The berry notes are juicy and bright, while the banana adds a creamy sweetness that lingers. On the exhale, an earthy, gassy finish sneaks in to keep your taste buds guessing. Lineage Blueberry Banana comes from a cross of Apples & Bananas and Grape Gas, a pairing that sounds like a fruit basket and a fuel tank had a wild night. Apples & Bananas, a hybrid known for its fruity punch, brings sweet and tangy notes to the table. Grape Gas, with its gassy, grape-heavy profile, adds depth and a touch of funk. Together, they create a strain that’s both familiar and intriguing. The 2.84% total terpene content, featuring myrcene, linalool, limonene, and humulene, boosts the sensory experience and calming effects. Effects This strain delivers a balanced, calming high that’s like a warm hug from a friend who’s really good at yoga. It starts with a gentle cerebral lift, easing stress and making you feel like you could solve world peace—or at least organize your sock drawer. Then, a relaxing body buzz settles in, perfect for unwinding after a long day or convincing yourself that binge-watching a nature documentary is a personality trait. It’s not knock-you-out sedative but more like a “let’s chill without losing the plot” vibe. Ideal for anxiety or stress relief, it’s got a knack for making life feel less like a circus. Conclusion Blueberry Banana from Takoma Wellness Center is a delightful hybrid that balances fruity charm with earthy grit. Its vibrant appearance, inviting aroma, and layered flavor make it a sensory adventure, while the calming effects offer a reliable escape from life’s chaos. Whether you’re kicking back with friends or pretending you’re a philosopher staring at the ceiling, this strain delivers without overwhelming. It’s like the cannabis equivalent of a well-timed dad joke—comforting, amusing, and leaves you smiling.

Strain : Orange Z Dispensary : Ascend Cannabis   Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 8.8/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts Heads up! Fresh Orange Z (Zkittles) from Grassroots has just arrived at Ascend Cannabis in Ellicott City. This balanced hybrid is a cross between the iconic Agent Orange and Zkittles, resulting in a citrusy and candy-like experience that’s as playful as its name. If you’ve ever argued about which candy color reigns supreme in a bag of traditional Skittles you should note that the orange ones win in this case without question—and this strain proves why. Status Fresh. Appearance The first thing that caught my eye with this cultivar was the stark contrast between the deep, rich greens of the bud itself and the vibrant orange of the stigma reaching off the flower. Trichome coverage on the flower was thick and the retention through the chain of custody was impressive, with over 70% of the trichome heads intact. I personally like a looser trim (“better to have and not need than need and not have”) and the flower in this batch was slightly tighter than my preference, though it didn’t affect the beauty of this cultivar. Aroma Within seconds of popping the jar for the first time, the citrus terpene profile of Orange Zkittles overwhelms your nose and everything around it. A sweet aroma of Lemonheads candy and a supporting note of classic Haze-style cannabis strains mix with the air after a minute or two and a subtle undertone of hibiscus and other tropical flowers becomes more prevalent, almost luring you in for several repeat sniffs to fully take in all the layers. Flavor The connection between your sense of smell and your sense of taste has never been more obvious than in the first inhale of Orange Zkittles. The citric aroma has now become sharp, and the taste of a charred orange peel garnish owns your entire palate. The subtle floral aroma notes now grow in intensity and multiply to give your tongue the flavor of an entire spring bouquet – with nuances of Rose, Lavender, and Gardenia detectable in each inhale. Paying strong homage to the Agent Orange parental strain, delicious hazy cannabis flavors stick around on your tongue as a sweet goodbye on each exhale. Lineage Orange Z is the product of a flavorful cross between: Agent Orange Zkittles This lineage balances mental invigoration and physical relaxation, offering the best of both worlds. Experience The label gives Orange Zkittles a hybrid status, though my mental effects were a bit more stimulated. My physical effects were balanced, allowing me to complete some house chores and get some reading done without feeling lethargic or having trouble corralling all my thoughts into one place. Conclusion From start to finish, Orange Zkittles lived up to every promise that I was given. My budtender told me that this was one of the most “Orange-y” strains she’s had in recent memory, and she was spot on. The flavor was one-of-a-kind and to say the coloring on the flower was eye-catching would be an understatement. With even-keel effects and a palate pleasing flavor, this Grassroots Taneytown grown cultivar has solidified its spot in my regular rotation. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Snow Runtz Delivery Service : The Gift Givers Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : 50/50 Hybrid Initial Thoughts Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service,   The Gift Givers , I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradise. Appearance These chunky, heart-shaped nugs boast a rich, dark blue-ish purple with reddish-orange hairs weaving through like threads of autumn. A dense layer of shimmering white trichomes coats them, giving a sticky, crystalline glow that catches the light like a freshly glazed pastry. They’re so resinous you’d swear they were crafted for a high-end dessert showcase. Status Fresh. Aroma Unseal the jar of Snow Runtz, and the scent drifts out like a breeze from a tropical candy orchard. It’s a luscious blend of ripe berries and mango, sweet enough to make a hummingbird jealous, with a creamy vanilla note that softens the edges. A subtle earthy undertone grounds it, like a fruit basket left in a sunny meadow. The aroma is so vibrant it could convince your neighbors you’ve opened a smoothie bar. Flavor Toking Snow Runtz is like savoring a fruit medley swirled into a creamy milkshake. The inhale delivers a bright burst of berries and tropical pineapple, sweet and tangy like a summer picnic. The exhale introduces a smooth vanilla cream, with a faint diesel whisper that adds depth, like a dash of spice in a dessert. Each puff is a rich, velvety treat that dances on your palate, leaving you ready for another sip. Lineage Snow Runtz, also called White Runtz, is a balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) created by crossing Gelato and Zkittlez. Gelato, from Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint GSC, offers creamy, uplifting effects, while Zkittlez, a mix of Grape Ape and Grapefruit, brings fruity, joyful vibes. This pairing yields a strain that feels like a sunny fruit market stroll, blending euphoria with relaxation. Effects The high from Snow Runtz washes over you like a warm ocean wave, uplifting and soothing. It starts with a cheerful head buzz, sparking happiness and creativity that’s ideal for sketching or debating the best beach snack. A tingling body calm follows, easing tension and stress without anchoring you to the sofa, like lounging under a palm tree. It’s perfect for unwinding or lifting your mood, with a smooth, long-lasting effect that keeps you floating in a happy haze. Conclusion Snow Runtz, available through   The Gift Givers  in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid that delivers a sweet, tropical delight with every toke. Its berry-mango aroma and creamy flavor are a sensory escape, while the happy, relaxing high keeps you uplifted and calm. The Gift Givers’ seamless delivery makes grabbing this strain a joy. If you’re seeking a bud that’s both vibrant and mellow, Snow Runtz is your passport to a fruity, feel-good retreat.

Strain : Triple Scoop Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.5/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid *Editor's Note: We've found the new Cookies / Alt Sol collab to be quite astounding in quality and, therefore, we'll be individually reviewing each of the twelve unique strains from the lineup across this week. Check back often as new ones will be published daily and make sure you're subscribed to stay up-to-date on these and all our other cannabis reviews! "Triple Scoop" is a Cookies & Alt Sol Collaboration that's available exclusively at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington, DC. Initial Thoughts Triple Scoop, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington DC, is a hybrid strain with a reputation for vibrant effects and a mouthwatering flavor profile. This batch boasts a THC content of 25.85% and a CBD level of 0.04%, making it an intriguing option for those seeking a balanced experience. With its lineage rooted in Super Silver Haze, Grape LA and Sorbet , Triple Scoop brings together the best of its parent strains in a visually stunning and flavorful flower. 🍦🍦🍦 Cookies "Triple Scoop" ice cream tub packaging. Appearance Triple Scoop is a visual treat, showcasing dense and resinous nugs with a kaleidoscope of colors. Purple hues weave through the flower, accented by rusty orange pistils and an abundant layer of frosty trichomes. The nugs glisten under the light, hinting at the terpene-rich experience that awaits. Its overall structure is robust, sticky, and perfectly cured, reflecting the meticulous cultivation by Alt Sol. Here's a look at the Cookies blue jars that come inside the ice cream tubs and are sealed for extra freshness. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma of Triple Scoop is reminiscent of a decadent dessert. Notes of rainbow sherbet ice cream blend seamlessly with candied fruit and a hint of gas, creating a fragrance that is both sweet and bold. Breaking apart the nugs releases an additional layer of citrusy brightness, elevating the aromatic experience. Flavor The flavor profile of Triple Scoop is as delightful as its aroma. Each puff delivers a fruity and creamy base, complemented by subtle gassy undertones. The hints of vanilla and citrus shine through, making for a well-rounded and satisfying taste. It’s a strain that tantalizes the taste buds with every exhale. Lineage Triple Scoop is a hybrid cross of Super Silver Haze, Grape LA, and Sorbet. Effects Triple Scoop provides a creative and functional experience, making it ideal for daytime use. The mentally stimulating high enhances focus and sparks creativity, while the slight physical relaxation keeps the body at ease without inducing couch-lock. Users report feelings of uplifted mood and a sense of calm, making it suitable for addressing stress and boosting productivity. Conclusion Triple Scoop by Alt Sol is a well-rounded hybrid that combines visual appeal, delicious flavors, and versatile effects. Its fresh aroma, creamy-fruity taste, and balanced high make it a great option for those seeking an uplifting yet calming experience. Available at Takoma Wellness Center , this strain is a delightful addition to Alt Sol’s lineup and a worthy choice for fans of complex hybrids. Don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide when you stop by for you own tub of Triple Scoop.

Strain : Cap Junky Delivery Service : Shmu The Cannaprophet Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : 50/50 Balanced Initial Thoughts Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet . Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me into euphoria or leaves me stuck in the couch cushions! 🧢 Appearance These buds are like forest-green grenades dusted with fairy powder. The dense, conical nugs sport emerald leaves and thin orange hairs, blanketed in a super heavy layer of milky trichomes that gleam like fresh snow. It's sticky and compact, with a slight purple tinge that hints at their Alien Cookies lineage. They look like they’ve been rolled in sugar by an overzealous baker, ready to explode with potency at the slightest spark. Status Fresh. Aroma Pop the lid on Cap Junky, and the scent is smooth and creamy at first with notes of sour fruit —think overripe apricots—mixed with a gassy diesel punch and a spicy menthol zing, thanks to caryophyllene and limonene in its terpene mix. Flavor The inhale delivers a sweet, creamy burst with a floral edge, quickly followed by a diesel-like kick that’s somehow still smooth. On the exhale, you get a spicy pine note with a hint of creamy vanilla, like someone spiked a citrus sorbet with gas station coffee. Lineage Cap Junky is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) crafted from Alien Cookies and Kush Mints #11, a collab between breeding titans Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics. Alien Cookies, a cross of Forum Cookies and Alien Dawg F4, brings earthy, euphoric vibes and sticky buds, while Kush Mints #11 adds minty, gassy potency and a relaxed edge. Launched in 2021 with $1,000 clones, this strain’s a heavy-hitter that feels like a high-octane joyride through a minty orchard. Shmu’s batch, per their rep for quality, nails the cultivar’s frosty, potent profile. Effects The high from Cap Junky crashes in like a caffeinated ninja, smacking you with a heady euphoria that’s got you giggling and chatting like you’re hosting a late-night talk show. It’s a rocket ride of tingly, uplifting vibes—perfect for brainstorming bad sitcom ideas or debating pizza toppings. A body buzz follows, relaxing muscles and melting stress without knocking you out, like a warm blanket tossed over a fidgety puppy. It’s great for easing chronic pain or mood swings, though some users report munchies so intense you might eat a whole pizza solo. Conclusion Cap Junky, from Shmu The Cannaprophet delivery service in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid that delivers a potent, flavorful punch. Its creamy, sour fruit and gassy aroma, paired with a peppery, menthol-esque taste, makes every toke a wild ride. The euphoric, relaxing high keeps you at the juxtaposition between soaring the skies and comfortably grounded. Shmu’s top-notch selection and smooth delivery process make scoring this strain a breeze, though its obviously high THC content means newbies should tread lightly. If you’re after a bud that’s equal parts uplifting and chill, Cap Junky is your ticket to a high-flying, munchie-fueled adventure.

Strain : Wizard Blizzard Delivery Service : Shmu The Cannaprophet Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet . If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeable. Turns out not only do they have a wide variety of phenomenal options, but they're all about fair pricing and outstanding customer service too. With a generous exchange policy (they’ll swap out anything that doesn’t vibe with you, as long as it’s within 10 days), and a recycling program that rewards you for saving the planet, Shmu makes the whole process feel like a magical transaction. Speaking of magic, a name that immediately intrigued me on their menu was this Wizard Blizzard. It may sound like something a medieval alchemist might concoct in a smoky cauldron, but I had recently heard of a Tiki Madman cut by the same name and was psyched to try it out right off the bat...or should I say wand. 🪄 Appearance These buds are a sight to behold, like columns of frosty enchantment. The exotic greens and purples are dusted with a generous coating of milky trichomes, giving them a snowy, almost mystical glow. Bright orange pistils weave through the buds like tiny lightning bolts, adding a pop of color that makes you want to stare at them under a magnifying glass for hours. If Gandalf grew weed, this is what he’d be puffing on in the Shire. Status Fresh. Aroma Crack open this Wizzard Blizzard, and you’re hit with a quirky combo of peanut butter and lemon. The nutty, creamy scent dominates at first, but then a zesty lemon note sneaks in, bright and tangy. It’s complex, a little weird, and totally captivating. Flavor On the inhale, you get a smooth, nutty richness that’s unmistakably peanut butter, with a subtle creaminess that feels indulgent. The exhale brings a sharp lemon twist, cleansing the palate and leaving a lingering complexity that makes you want to take another hit just to figure it out. It’s like vaping a peanut butter cookie that’s been dunked in a witch’s brew of lemon extract. Not your everyday flavor profile but, in cannabis, exotic flavor juxtapositions often work. Lineage Wizzard Blizzard is a magical cross of Gelonaid and Oreo Blizzard, blending two potent indicas into a strain that’s as chill as a wizard napping on a cloud. Gelonaid, known for its relaxing and euphoric effects, brings a creamy, dessert-like quality to the mix. Oreo Blizzard, a hybrid of Ice Cream Cake and Sunset Sherbet, adds a frosty, sweet complexity with a touch of citrus. Together, they create a strain that’s both soothing and flavorful, with a genetic pedigree that’s practically spellbinding. Effects The high is like being tucked into a cozy blanket by a kindly old mage. It’s deeply relaxing, with a sedative edge that makes it perfect for evenings when you want to melt into your couch and ponder the meaning of life—or just binge-watch a fantasy series. The onset is gentle, starting with a wave of calm that washes over your body, easing tension and stress. As it deepens, the sedative effects kick in, making your eyelids heavy and your thoughts delightfully hazy. It’s not a total knockout, but it’s definitely a “cancel your plans and stay in” kind of vibe. Ideal for unwinding after a long day or when you need to escape the chaos of the Muggle world. Conclusion Wizzard Blizzard   is a delightful indica that casts a spell of relaxation and flavor, making it a fantastic choice for those seeking a chill, flavorful experience. Its unique peanut butter and lemon profile is as memorable as a wizard’s tall tale, and its effects are perfect for kicking back and letting the world fade away. Ordering from Shmu The Cannaprophet sweetens the deal—their focus on high-quality cannabis at wallet-friendly prices means you’re getting top-shelf buds without selling your enchanted artifacts. So hit them up and check out this Wizzard Blizzard - it’s a strain that’s sure to leave you feeling like you’ve just discovered the cannabis equivalent of a philosopher’s stone.

Strain : Agent Z Dispensary : Curaleaf, Tampa Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Here's one that clandestine connoisseurs with a fondness for citrus should paint a target on. It's the formidable Agent Z from Curaleaf Dispensary in Tampa, Florida, a spot that’s like the friendly neighborhood hub for cannabis enthusiasts, with a slick setup and staff who could probably identify a terpene blindfolded. This slightly sativa-leaning hybrid has me ready for a citrusy, skunky blast that’s smoother than a secret agent’s one-liner. With a moderate THC kick and a terpene profile that reads like a botanical cocktail menu, I’m expecting a heady high that’s as balanced as a tightrope-walking spy. Let’s see if this bud infiltrates my senses or just trips the alarm! 🕵 Appearance Agent Z buds are like lime-green gadgets plucked from a stoner’s espionage kit. These dense, medium-sized nugs shimmer with a frosty coat of golden trichomes, speckled with fiery orange hairs that look like tiny fuses. The vibrant green base, tinged with subtle purple hints, gives them a polished, almost futuristic glow. They’re sticky enough to make you think they’ve been dipped in some covert resin, ready to detonate a flavor bomb. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Uncap the jar of Agent Z, and the scent slinks out like a citrusy operative on a stealth mission. It’s a bold lemon-orange zing upfront, sharp and tangy, with a skunky undertone that’s as cheeky as a double agent’s smirk. A minty freshness, courtesy of alpha-pinene (0.10%) and beta-pinene (0.08%), weaves through, while beta-caryophyllene (0.33%) adds a spicy, earthy kick. It’s a lively, nose-tingling mix, like stumbling into a secret grove where someone’s brewing a kushy lemonade. Flavor Toking Agent Z is like sipping a mojito mixed by a skunk with a bartending side hustle. The inhale hits with a zesty citrus burst, heavy on lemon and orange, with a minty edge that’s fresher than a double agent’s alibi. On the exhale, a skunky, earthy spice rolls through, thanks to beta-caryophyllene (0.33%) and beta-myrcene (0.39%), with a floral whisper from linalool (0.20%) tying it together. It’s a crisp, tangy ride that leaves your taste buds buzzing like they just cracked a flavor code. Lineage Agent Z is a slightly sativa-dominant hybrid born from crossing Agent X and Orange Z. Agent X brings a mysterious, uplifting buzz with skunky, herbal notes, while Orange Z adds bright citrus and a touch of minty refreshment. The result is a strain that feels like a covert operation in a citrus grove, blending mental clarity with a relaxed vibe. Curaleaf’s cultivation hones this hybrid to a fine edge, delivering buds that are as aromatic as they are effective, with a 17.62% THC level and 1.64% total terpenes. Effects The high from Agent Z sneaks in like a spy slipping through a laser grid, subtle yet precise. It starts with a cerebral lift, sparking mood and focus with a d-limonene (0.20%) and alpha-pinene (0.10%) boost that’s perfect for brainstorming heist plans or just vibing to a playlist. A gentle body calm follows, courtesy of beta-myrcene and linalool, easing stress or mild aches without knocking you out, like a catnap in a safehouse. With a moderate 17.62% THC, it’s versatile enough for day or night, though some Leafly reviews note Curaleaf’s flower can vary in freshness, so check your batch. This one’s a smooth operator, keeping you alert yet chilled. Conclusion Agent Z, available at Curaleaf Dispensary in Tampa, Florida, is a sativa-leaning hybrid that delivers a citrusy, skunky punch with every toke. Its zesty flavor, spiked with mint and spice, is a sensory thrill, while the balanced high lifts your mood and soothes your body without overdoing it. Curaleaf’s welcoming vibe and diverse offerings make snagging this strain a breeze, though some user reviews suggest keeping an eye on stock consistency. Whether you’re chasing inspiration or just a mellow escape, Agent Z is a covert gem that’s ready to ignite your senses.

Strain : Rainbow Sherbert Service : Gold Leaf Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : 50/50 Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts I couldn't be more psyched about this Fade Co. Rainbow Sherbert live resin vape cartridge I just picked up from Gold Leaf Dispensary in Annapolis, Maryland. If you're not familiar with Gold Leaf it's a dispensary where the polished vibe—think marble counters and budtenders with encyclopedic strain knowledge—makes every visit feel like a curated gallery experience. Live resin is the crown jewel of concentrates, created by flash-freezing fresh cannabis to preserve its terpenes and cannabinoids, delivering a flavor and effect that’s as vivid as the plant in its prime. A balanced hybrid in nature, this "Rainbow Sherb" live resin, in particular, has me primed for a fruity, minty blast and a high as harmonious as a perfectly tuned guitar. 🌈🎸 Appearance The cartridge is a bright glowing golden orange like a bellini catching the morning light. Encased in a 510-threaded BBTANK C530R cartridge with a ceramic core, it’s designed for clean vaporization of thick oils, though some users suggest low voltage (2-2.2V) to avoid clogs. The oil’s clear, viscous flow signals freshness, and the cartridge’s minimalist design—topped with a rubber cap to keep the mouthpiece pristine—exudes quiet sophistication. It’s a compact, elegant package that looks ready to unleash a burst of flavor. Flavor Vaping Rainbow Sherbert is like tasting a fruit sorbet crafted by a whimsical pastry chef with a mint fixation. The inhale delivers a sweet rush of blackberry and tropical mango, draped in a sugary veil that’s as lush as a summer market haul. On the exhale, a brisk mint note weaves through, followed by an earthy, slightly creamy finish, like a berry pie cooling in a wildflower field. The live resin’s terpene intensity (rich in myrcene and limonene) creates a bold, layered taste, though online feedback warns that high voltage can dull the flavor with a burnt edge. Vape it low, and it’s a refreshing, dessert-like treat. Lineage Rainbow Sherbert is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) born from crossing Champagne and Blackberry. Champagne offers a lively, cerebral lift with sweet, fruity tones, while Blackberry adds deep berry flavors and a soothing body calm. The result is a strain that feels like a vibrant meadow dance, blending mental clarity with physical relaxation. Fade Co.’s live resin process, flash-freezing buds to capture their terpene profile, ensures this cart delivers the strain’s fresh, juicy essence, like a fruit basket frozen in time. Effects The high from Rainbow Sherbert sweeps in like a gentle spring gust, energizing yet grounding. It begins with a mental spark, boosting creativity and focus that’s perfect for journaling poetry or debating the best ice cream flavors. Your body soon settles into a heavy, relaxed hum, easing tension without locking you in place, like swaying in a porch swing after lunch. It’s strong enough to soothe chronic pain, anxiety, or nausea, but balanced enough to keep you engaged—though heavy hits might nudge you into a dreamy, euphoric haze. Some users note Fade Co. carts can feel less intense than other brands, but the smooth, flavorful hit makes it a favorite for casual vaping. Conclusion Rainbow Sherbert live resin vape cartridge, crafted by Fade Co. and available at Gold Leaf Dispensary in Annapolis, Maryland, is a balanced hybrid that delivers a fruity, minty burst with every puff. Its sweet berry and earthy mint flavor is a sensory delight, while the uplifting, relaxing high keeps you focused yet calm. Gold Leaf’s sleek ambiance and knowledgeable staff make grabbing this cart a top-tier experience. Despite occasional user reports of clogging or burnt tastes at high voltages, this live resin glows when vaped carefully, offering a crisp, plant-true hit. Grab one and slip into a sherbet-sweet daydream today! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Mazama's Haze Service : Embers Service Type : DC Dispensary Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : Sativa Dominant Initial Thoughts Happy 420 everyone! To help make the most of your holidaze we wanted to present a potent sativa option that and will give you the energy to hit up as many events as possible. That option is this delightfully heady Mazamas Haze #5 from Embers , a Washington DC marijuana dispensary with a chill, friendly vibe that’s been a local staple for years. Now fully medically licensed, Embers feels like a cozy stoner living room, complete with unique hand-blown glass pipes that look like they were crafted by a wizard with a blowtorch. Cultivated by Alt Sol, this strain has my Haze-loving heart (your Toker's Guide editor is a sucker for Haze varietals) racing with anticipation for a zesty, heady ride. I’m expecting a flavor that’s sharp as a pine needle and a buzz that’ll have me philosophizing with my houseplants. 🌿 Appearance Mazamas Haze #5 buds are like emerald wisps summoned from a sativa dreamscape. These airy, elongated nugs shimmer with a pale green glow, flecked with starry trichomes that catch the light like morning dew on a fern. Bright orange hairs twist through them, giving a vibrant, almost electric look, as if they’re buzzing with Haze energy. They’re fluffy yet sticky, the kind of flower that looks like it could float away if you don’t keep an eye on it. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Unseal the jar of Mazamas Haze #5, and the scent spills out like a forest prankster brewing a potion in a citrus grove. It’s a punchy mix of zesty lemon and sharp pine at first, like a rogue skunk spritzing cologne in a conifer patch. Then, a subtle berry sweetness creeps in, with an earthy, herbal backbone that screams classic Haze. It’s the kind of aroma that makes you wonder if your neighbor’s growing a secret orchard or just really loves artisanal air fresheners. Flavor Toking Mazamas Haze #5 is like biting into a lemon-pine popsicle with a side of berry jam. The inhale delivers a crisp, citrusy tang, heavy with pine and a touch of herbal spice, as if you’re chewing on a forest twig dipped in lemonade. The exhale softens into a creamy berry note, with a faint earthy musk that lingers like a Haze ghost. Each puff is a lively, lip-smacking adventure that keeps your taste buds guessing, like a chef went wild at a woodland buffet. Lineage Mazamas Haze #5 is a cross of Crater Lake, Huckleberry, and Aussie Blues, blended into a sativa-dominant hybrid by Alt Sol’s crafty cultivators. Crater Lake, with it's Super Silver Haze influence, brings a cerebral, uplifting buzz, while Huckleberry adds sweet berry notes and a relaxed edge. Aussie Blues, a nod to its Blue Haze roots, injects piney, energetic vibes. The result is a flower that feels like a sunny hike through a berry-dotted forest, with a heady Haze kick that’s pure sativa joy. Alt Sol’s pheno-hunting shines, delivering a strain that’s both vibrant and refined. Effects The high from Mazamas Haze #5 is like a chatty picnic in a sunlit glade, where your brain’s buzzing but your body’s lounging. It kicks off with a bright, cerebral lift, sparking happiness and melting stress like a sunny day dissolves fog. Your mind hums with a focused, energetic clarity, perfect for spinning vinyl records (Embers has those too!) or debating whether squirrels have 401(k) plans. A gentle body calm follows, keeping you relaxed without gluing you to the couch, ideal for easing tension or mild aches. It’s potent yet approachable, delivering a friendly, heady buzz that’s quintessentially Haze. Conclusion Mazamas Haze #5, grown by Alt Sol and available at Embers , is a sativa-leaning gem that captures the spirit of Haze with its zesty pine, berry-kissed flavor, and uplifting high. Its vibrant profile and balanced effects make it a go-to for sparking creativity or chilling with friends. Embers’ laid-back, welcoming vibe, now fully medically licensed, pairs perfectly with their stash of eye-catching hand-blown glass pipes, making every visit a treat. Grabbing a jar feels like snagging a ticket to a Haze-fueled forest party. Pick some up for 4/20 and let this strain light up your day with its happy, hazy glow!