Blue Sharpies by Alt Sol - Embers DC

Strain: Blue Sharpies

Service: Embers

Service Type: DC Dispensary

Overall Rating: 9.4/10

Lean: Sativa Dominant

Initial Thoughts

Washington DC medical cannabis dispensary, Embers, located in the vibrant DuPont Circle neighborhood, offers this Blue Sharpies strain, cultivated by Alt Sol, alongside an impressive collection of hand-blown glass art that could make even a minimalist rethink their decor. In this report we'll dive into this exquisite indica dominant hybrid and show you why we think it's one that can help you keep your holiday weekend as pungently vibrant as a freshly uncapped marker. ✍

It's a strain that sounds like it could inspire you to doodle on your sneakers or, at the very least, make you feel like you’re starring in an art school comedy. With a THC content of 22.86%, it’s got enough kick to make you wonder if you’ve accidentally sniffed a real blue marker.

Appearance

These buds are a visual treat, with bright-green speckled purple patches, like someone got carried away with a paintbrush. Coated in a layer of frosty trichomes, they sparkle under the light, and the orange pistils add a pop of color that’s almost too pretty to break apart.

Status

Fresh.

Aroma

Cracking open a jar of Blue Sharpies is like walking into an art supply store a stealing all the caps from every marker. The dominant scent is a bold, chemical whiff that’s unmistakably reminiscent of a permanent marker—hence the name—blended with skunky lemon and a whisper of floral sweetness. It’s potent enough to make you check your hands for ink stains, but the citrus and floral notes keep it from being too overwhelming.

Flavor

Inhale, and the flavor profile delivers a skunky punch upfront, followed by a bright citrus burst. The floral undertones sneak in on the exhale, rounding out the experience with a smooth, almost perfume-like finish. Thanks to caryophyllene, limonene, and humulene, it’s a complex taste that’s part funky, part fresh. Bold but balanced, it leaves your taste buds intrigued rather than scribbled on.

Lineage

Blue Sharpies, also known as Sharpiez, is a crafty indica-hybrid from a cross of Permanent Marker and Zoap. Permanent Marker, known for its chemical, diesel-like edge, brings the skunky, bold backbone, while Zoap adds a fruity, floral twist that softens the vibe. Cultivated by Alt Sol, a DC favorite for rare phenotypes, this strain’s moderate THC level and terpene profile create a dynamic sensory experience that’s as layered as a kindergarten mural.

Effects

This strain hits like a wave of euphoria that could have you giggling at your own doodles or debating the meaning of life with your cat. The Blue Sharpies high is social and uplifting, perfect for sparking creativity during an art jam or fueling a snack run that ends with you inventing a new sandwich. As an indica-hybrid, it also brings a relaxing undertone, easing tension without gluing you to the couch. It’s like the strain’s saying, “Go paint a masterpiece, but maybe eat some chips first.” Ideal for stress relief or a fun hangout, it keeps things light and playful.

Conclusion

Blue Sharpies is a vibrant indica dominant hybrid that delivers a bold sensory experience with its skunky, citrusy aroma and flavor. Its euphoric, social effects make it a great pick for creative pursuits or laid-back gatherings, while the relaxing edge keeps you grounded. Paired with Ember's eye-catching glass art, picking up this strain feels like a trip to a low key gallery where the vibes are as good as the goods. It’s the cannabis equivalent of a blue marker that never runs dry—bold, fun, and ready to leave a mark.