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Strain : Brownie Scout Dispensary : RISE Service Type : VA Medical Overall Rating : 9/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts This was my first encounter with Rythm flower and I found myself filled with eager anticipation. Rythm has a reputation for quality and this jar of Brownie Scout, once I opened it up, was certainly no exception. It's currently available at RISE dispensary in Lynchburg, VA and various others throughout the state. With a nose that resembles cocoa and some super frosty buds you don't need a merit badge to know that these buds will do the trick. Appearance Rotund light green and purple flecked buds with tons of frosty white and starry trichomes everywhere. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma A cocoa aroma but closer to the smell of raw cocoa and not as sweet as a bar of chocolate. Also, floral and earthy notes with hints of fuel. Flavor A cocoa-forward flavor profile infused with subtle notes of spiciness, diesel, and mocha. Lineage The Brownie Scout strain is a cross of Platinum Girl Scout Cookies and Kosher Kush that runs indica dominant at 70/30. Effects Brownie Scout's effects made an assertive entrance, hitting with intensity. A sense of elation and giggles washed over me, creating a hazy mental environment making it difficult to get around. As time passed, the sedative qualities of Brownie Scout became increasingly evident. The heaviness evolved into a relaxed drowsiness and eventually a restful slumber. Even though this strain hit me like a truck, I still woke up the next morning feeling recharged. Conclusion RISE has been making substantial strides that should make other operators in the state take note. Not only have they recently opened their sixth store in Virginia, but the quality of their offerings is unmistakably on the...rise. Brownie Scout, in particular, is a testament to their commitment to quality. It marks a significant leap from their &Shine line, which left me with mixed impressions. Any reservations I had when first trying &Shine have now been dispelled, and I'm psyched to try more Rythm harvests in the near future. Head on into a RISE location ASAP to pick up some delectably potent Brownie Scout for yourself. When you're there don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

​ Strain : Frolic Dispensary: gLeaf - Manchester, VA Market: VA Medical Cannabis ​ Overall Rating: 8.7/10 ​Lean: Sativa Initial Thoughts Scoring a gram of Frolic Live Rosin  by Amber at gLeaf Dispensary in Manchester, Virginia, felt like hitting the concentrate jackpot on a quiet afternoon run. As someone who's chased premium solventless hashes across the state, I was drawn to this sativa offering's amber-hued jar and promising specs. Back home, twisting open the lid revealed a creamy, badder-like texture in pale golden tones—wet and whippy, with a frolic-some  sparkle that screamed fresh-pressed quality. Appearance This live rosin shines with a light amber color, smooth and creamy like fresh-churned butter, dotted with tiny bubbles from the press. It's not overly saucy but spreads easily, holding shape with a glossy sheen that hints at high terpene retention. The texture is inviting—soft, pliable, and clean, making it a joy to handle on a cold plate. Status Fresh Aroma The nose is a terpene powerhouse: dominant limonene (0.79%) bursts with bright citrus zest, backed by humulene (1.17%) for earthy spice and beta-caryophyllene (3.3%) adding peppery bite. Beta-myrcene (0.06%) and linalool (0.5%) weave in subtle herbal depth, with alpha-pinene (0.11%) and beta-pinene (0.17%) delivering crisp pine notes. It's a lively, uplifting scent—zesty and invigorating, perfect for a sativa lean. Flavor Dabbing low-temp brings pure citrus-forward bliss: limonene shines with lemon-lime punch, layered over humulene's woody earth and caryophyllene's spicy kick. Subtle pine from the pinenes lingers mid-hit, while linalool adds a faint floral smoothness on the exhale. The flavor is clean and expansive, evolving with each pull—no harshness, just vibrant, terpy satisfaction that dances on the palate. Lineage Frolic is a sativa classified here, likely drawing from citrus-heavy, uplifting genetics to match its dominant limonene and humulene profile. While exact parents aren't widely documented, the terpene stack suggests influences from zesty sativas with earthy spice—think lines that prioritize bright, energetic expression. Amber's fresh-frozen process preserves that lively character beautifully. Effects This rosin delivers a classic sativa surge: quick cerebral uplift sparks focus and euphoria, ideal for daytime tasks or creative flow in Manchester's chill vibe. The high builds happily, with calming edges from linalool and caryophyllene easing any edge without heaviness. At 70.48% THC (and robust THCA), it's potent yet clear-headed, lasting 1-2 hours with a smooth comedown—great for motivation without overload. Conclusion Frolic Live Rosin from Amber at gLeaf is a citrus-spiked solventless standout—creamy texture, explosive terps led by limonene and humulene, and a focused, uplifting high that captures sativa essence. It's a premium dab that justifies the grab for terpene chasers seeking bright, functional vibes. gLeaf's Manchester spot keeps the selection solid, but this rosin frolics  ahead as a lively, flavorful win worth repeating.

Strain : Gelato Cake Dispensary : Monko Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis . It's an indica-dominant hybrid that pairs exquisite genetics with a reputation for high-quality cultivation, and this particular batch is really, really nice. Offering a combination of creamy flavors and a deeply relaxing experience, it's always a popular choice for winding down. Currently, you can find a slice of this delectable "cake" at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensary, Monko . 🍰 Appearance Gelato Cake presents itself with dense, grape-shaped buds that exude visual appeal. The dark olive-green nugs are accented by vibrant orange hairs and subtle purple undertones. A thick layer of frosty white trichomes gives the flower a sparkling finish, suggesting the high potency and care that went into its cultivation. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Gelato Cake is a dynamic mix of sweet and pungent. Initial notes of creamy vanilla and sour citrus are underscored by a gassy, peppery punch. Hints of pine emerge as the scent develops, giving it a multidimensional bouquet that’s as enticing as it is complex. Flavor The flavor profile is as rich as its aroma, with sweet and creamy vanilla taking center stage. On the inhale, warm citrus and sugary notes dominate, while subtle accents of pine and pepper shine through on the exhale. This balanced combination creates a smooth and satisfying sensory experience with every draw. Lineage Gelato Cake is a cross between Gelato # 33  and Wedding Cake , two strains celebrated for their flavorful profiles and relaxing effects. This pairing delivers a hybrid that emphasizes both potency and a dessert-like indulgence. Effects The effects of Gelato Cake build gradually, starting with a gentle cerebral euphoria that promotes creativity and ease. As the high progresses, a deeply relaxing body sensation takes over, often leading to couch-lock and eventual sedation. Perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, the combination of mental uplift and physical calm is ideal for a tranquil evening. Conclusion District Cannabis ' Gelato Cake offers a sensory-rich journey, from its creamy vanilla flavors to its soothing effects. It undoubtedly reflects the meticulous cultivation and thoughtful approach of its superb local cultivator. For those looking to embrace a flavorful and calming hybrid, Gelato Cake is always an excellent choice. Feast your eyes on some today by heading down to Monko and don't forget to let them know that you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Blue Raz Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : Hybrid "Blue Raz" is a Cookies & Alt Sol Collaboration that's available exclusively at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington, DC. Initial Thoughts Blue Raz, originally bred by Grandiflora and cultivated to perfection by Alt Sol , is now gracing the shelves at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC. This hybrid strain is as fun as its name suggests, conjuring visions of sugary confections and fruity delights. If you’ve ever enjoyed candy that turned your entire mouth blue, Blue Raz may evoke similar nostalgia—though thankfully, there’s no need to check the mirror after indulging in this strain. With its tart berry notes and tropical vibes, Blue Raz feels like the cannabis version of a summer treat. Cookies "Blue Raz" packaging art. Appearance The buds are a visual feast, with dense, conical formations coated in a generous layer of glistening trichomes. The shades of deep forest green are accented by streaks of dark purple, almost like swirling berries in a smoothie. Vibrant orange pistils twist through the nugs, adding a touch of warmth to the cool, frosty hues. These flowers look as though they’ve been hand-painted by a master artist with a penchant for fruity inspiration. Status Fresh. Aroma Cracking open the jar releases a sugary, fruity burst that’s as captivating as it is comforting. Blueberry and raspberry notes immediately take center stage, blending seamlessly into a smoothie-like sweetness that hints at tropical undertones. It’s like stepping into a candy store where the air is filled with the irresistible aroma of blue razz gummies. There’s also a subtle earthiness and a dash of creaminess to round out the bouquet. Flavor The flavor profile delivers exactly what the aroma teases. The initial inhale brings tart berry flavors, reminiscent of a raspberry-blueberry sorbet. As the experience deepens, tropical fruit notes emerge, followed by a smooth, creamy sweetness that lingers on the exhale. Unlike candy that might stain your tongue, Blue Raz leaves behind only a pleasant aftertaste, making it a much more refined indulgence. Lineage Blue Raz is the result of crossing Yadada  with (E85 x Doggy Bagg) —a combination that’s as intriguing as it is effective. Grandiflora’s genetic mastery shines through in this carefully curated strain. Effects Blue Raz offers a balanced high that caters to both mental upliftment and physical relaxation. The experience begins with a euphoric wave that brightens your mood and inspires creativity. As the cerebral effects take hold, a gentle body high starts to spread, melting away tension without weighing you down. It’s the kind of strain that lets you feel productive yet completely at ease—perfect for afternoons or evenings when you want to unwind without zoning out completely. Conclusion Blue Raz by Alt Sol is a deliciously dynamic strain that offers the best of both worlds: a joyful, uplifting head high and a soothing, relaxed body feel. Its berry-forward flavor and candy-like aroma make it a sensory delight, while its balanced effects provide versatility for a variety of activities. Whether you’re reminiscing about blue candy from your childhood or simply looking for a delightful new addition to your rotation, Blue Raz delivers an experience that’s as colorful as its name.

​ Strain : Do-Si-Dos #22-22 ​Dispensary: CULTA Location: Baltimore, MD ​ Overall Rating: 9.5/10 ​Lean: Indica Dominant Hybrid Initial Thoughts Known in Maryland for their exceptional medical cannabis and artisanal approach, C ULTA's flower can be found throughout the Maryland market. Recently, I had the pleasure of sampling an eighth of their prized indoor grown Do-Si-Dos flower from their Baltimore dispensary. This specific cut of Do-Si-Dos (the 22-22) is a phenotype found only from CULTA and I've been very keen to give it a try for a while now. Culta's Do-Si-Dos #22-22 just before harvest Appearance These buds greeted me with layers of rich purple and green fused together with plenty of sugary ripe trichomes. Radiant orange hairs curl in and out of the buds and I could have spent several minutes just looking at its beauty - if I wasn't so excited to experience its effects that is. Structure Smaller sized buds, yet the size didn't even begin to take away the beauty. Status This batch of flower has a brilliant level of moisture content, giving it some give and elasticity when ground up and compacted for smoking or vaping. Aroma Upon opening the jar I noticed the cookie smell entering my nose. But the cookie smell wasn't alone. It brought a bit of a piney robust chocolate scent with it as well. Flavor While lighting up my jay, I noticed the flavor right away. It has a classic OG earthy taste, with hints of gas. With each hit, complimenting the OG, I could taste more of the sweet buttery cookie flavor. Lineage Do-Si-Dos is a cross of OG Kush Breath (OGKB) X Face Off OG that runs indica dominant. Effects I first noticed that my eyes quickly became low and squinty. I was nearing half of my jay and it seemed as though my heart rate took a little extra time to respond to my breathing, which helped my mind relax a bit more with each breath. My body became heavier and my anxieties levels throughout the afternoon were greatly reduced and mostly unnoticeable. I found it a bit like a reset after the long week and I was able to let go of the weight I had been unconsciously carrying mentally and physically. The next batch of Do-Si-Dos #22-22 almost ready to go! Conclusion I was very happy with this sticky batch and I'm already looking forward to picking up more Do-Si-Dos #22-22 in the near future. This indica dominant hybrid has been particularly favored by many and has been known to help with pain relief, depression, and anxiety due to its high potency and restful qualities. It is a wonderful strain that is truly reminiscent of its cookie and OG lineage. If you'd like to pick some up for yourself CULTA has multiple dispensaries in Maryland that would be happy to let you know when and where this can be found, or you can simply head to their Baltimore flagship dispensary near the Inner Harbor. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 18 years old to view content.

Strain : Fuel Biscuits Dispensary : Green Theory Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.5/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid that brings together the best of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and Gelato. Ideal for unwinding after work or enhancing relaxed social gatherings, it's known for its soothing body relaxation and uplifting cerebral euphoria. I must say that with its scrumptious gassy nose and cheerful, loungy vibes, the name seems very fitting - think "fuel" aroma, buttery "biscuit" feels. 🤤 Appearance Gorgeous, with a spectrum of green hues ranging from vibrant lime to deep forest. The buds are on the fluffy side and frosted with a generous coating of trichomes, giving them a crystalline appearance. The occasional flashes of orange pistils add a dynamic contrast, making this strain as appealing to the eyes as it is to the senses. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma of Fuel Biscuits is a complex medley of diesel fuel with hints of citrus, underscored by sweet, sour, and spicy notes. As you open the jar, the pungent diesel scent immediately hits, followed by a layered bouquet that reveals its intricate genetic background. Flavor On the palate, Fuel Biscuits delights with a combination of sweet berries and cherries, complemented by a subtle, bready, gassiness. The initial inhale is sweet and fruity, while the exhale brings out hints of diesel and a slight tangy spice, leaving a rich and lingering aftertaste. Lineage Fuel Biscuits is a cross between two legendary strains, Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and Gelato. GSC contributes its sweet and bready undertones, while Gelato adds a creamy, gassy dimension, resulting in a hybrid with dynamic effects and flavors. Effects The effects of Fuel Biscuits are both physically calming and mentally uplifting. The initial wave is euphoric and energizing, sparking creativity and good vibes. This is soon followed by a warm, tingling body relaxation that helps to melt away tension and stress. Fuel Biscuits also has a reputation for boosting appetite, making it a great choice before cookouts or other dining plans. Conclusion Fuel Biscuits by Alt Sol is a masterful hybrid that combines a visually stunning appearance, a rich aromatic profile, and versatile effects. Its blend of relaxation and cerebral energy makes it a perfect choice for those seeking balanced relief, whether to unwind solo or enjoy good company. To fill up your tank with some Fuel Biscuits head to Green Theory ASAP and don't forget to let them know that you heard about them on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Blackberry Champagne Dispensary : Story Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.1/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts A luxurious indica strain in every way, this Blackberry Champagne, cultivated by Fade Co., is now available at Story dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. It boasts an impressive profile, with a total cannabinoid content (TAC) of 30.58% and terpenes at 2.22%. A cross between Blackberry Kush and Pink Champagne, it pairs potent effects with a sophisticated flavor and aroma that captures the essence of its fruity, sparkling namesake. 🍇 🍾 Appearance The visual allure of Blackberry Champagne is undeniable. Its dense, resin-coated buds shimmer with trichomes that give the appearance of fine crystals dusted over a purple and green canvas. Vivid orange pistils weave through the nugs, adding warmth to the cool undertones of its dark purples and blacks. A closer look reveals hints of pink—a subtle nod to its Pink Champagne lineage. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Opening a jar of Blackberry Champagne is like uncorking a bottle of bubbly at a celebration. The aroma is rich with sweet berries and grapes, layered over subtle notes of citrus and earth. The Blackberry Kush parent lends a smooth Kush base, while Pink Champagne contributes a fruity sweetness reminiscent of strawberries and sparkling wine. The overall bouquet is both inviting and refined. Flavor Blackberry Champagne delivers a flavor profile as indulgent as its aroma. On the inhale, expect bold notes of ripe blackberries and sweet grapes, followed by a smooth exhale with hints of citrus and earthiness. The slight spiciness in the aftertaste, likely inherited from its Kush lineage, balances the sweetness and keeps each hit refreshing. Lineage This strain is the offspring of two celebrated parents: Blackberry Kush , known for its potent indica effects and rich berry flavors, and Pink Champagne , a hybrid revered for its sweet, grape-forward profile and euphoric effects. Together, these genetics create a strain that harmonizes relaxation, sweetness, and a touch of uplifting euphoria. Effects Blackberry Champagne offers a dynamic experience that begins with a gentle euphoria, lifting the mood and melting away tension. Users often report feelings of calm happiness accompanied by a soothing body high that can ease physical discomfort and encourage deep relaxation. As the effects settle in, the strain’s indica dominance takes hold, making it ideal for winding down or preparing for restful sleep. While the initial high can inspire a touch of creativity or social connection, the latter stages are more sedative, potentially leading to couch lock if consumed in larger amounts. Conclusion Cultivated by Fade Co.  and featured at Story dispensary, Blackberry Champagne is a strain that brings sophistication to the cannabis experience. Its striking appearance, layered flavor, and balanced effects make it a wonderful choice for those seeking relaxation paired with a sensory treat. Whether enjoyed during a quiet evening or as part of a celebratory moment, Blackberry Champagne lives up to its name by delivering a refined and flavorful journey. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Secret Cookies Dispensary : gLeaf Market : VA Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts They say loose lips sink ships but I’m willing to let everyone know that this latest batch of Secret Cookies from VA medical marijuana dispensary, gLeaf , is worth the salvage of the crew and wreckage. This batch is cultivated by Triple Seven and was so surprisingly good that I’m likely to sound mayday when I’m close to running out. 🤫🍪 Appearance Super long hairy looking trichomes add layers to the tops of the mainly purple buds that are also adorned with bright reddish-orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma I get whiffs of nutty earthy coffee with an herbal mix. Flavor The inhale has notes of a wild berries and the exhale is a sweet, spicy, nutty, and earthy amalgamation. Lineage The Secret Cookies strain is a cross of Cherry Pie and Girl Scout Cookies that runs indica dominant. Effects Secret Cookies gave me a euphoric and focused high that left me feeling relaxed, but not tired. The clarity and mental sharpness I felt made it a perfect companion for playing video games, where I could fully immerse myself in the action without feeling sluggish. I appreciated how it didn’t make me sleepy, allowing me to stay productive and enjoy my evening activities. Conclusion Secret Cookies lives up to its name with a secretive blend of flavors and effects that are both potent and delightful. For it being my first time trying Triple Seven in Virginia I’m glad I was met with such a pleasant experience, and will definitely be trying out other selections from them. Stop into a gLeaf location near you to let yourself in on these Secret Cookies and don’t be afraid to let them know that Toker’s Guide spilled the beans! *If you're in Virginia and you don't have your medical marijuana card yet, we recommend CannabisMD TeleMed . They make the journey super smooth and will help you get your card online in minutes!

Strain : Blue Sharpies Service : Adegoke Service Type : DC Dispensary Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Washington DC medical cannabis dispensary, Adegoke , formerly Herbal Alternatives, offers this Blue Sharpies  strain, cultivated by Alt Sol, alongside an impressive collection of edibles and vapes. In this report, we'll dive into this exquisite indica dominant hybrid and show you why we think it's one that can help you keep your week as pungently vibrant as a freshly uncapped marker. ✍ It's a strain that sounds like it could inspire you to doodle on your sneakers or, at the very least, make you feel like you’re starring in an art school comedy. With a THC content of 22.86%, it’s got enough kick to make you wonder if you’ve accidentally sniffed a real blue marker. Appearance These buds are a visual treat, with bright-green speckled purple patches, like someone got carried away with a paintbrush. Coated in a layer of frosty trichomes, they sparkle under the light, and the orange pistils add a pop of color that’s almost too pretty to break apart. Status Fresh. Aroma Cracking open a jar of Blue Sharpies is like walking into an art supply store a stealing all the caps from every marker. The dominant scent is a bold, chemical whiff that’s unmistakably reminiscent of a permanent marker—hence the name—blended with skunky lemon and a whisper of floral sweetness. It’s potent enough to make you check your hands for ink stains, but the citrus and floral notes keep it from being too overwhelming. Flavor Inhale, and the flavor profile delivers a skunky punch upfront, followed by a bright citrus burst. The floral undertones sneak in on the exhale, rounding out the experience with a smooth, almost perfume-like finish. Thanks to caryophyllene, limonene, and humulene, it’s a complex taste that’s part funky, part fresh. Bold but balanced, it leaves your taste buds intrigued rather than scribbled on. Lineage Blue Sharpies, also known as Sharpiez, is a crafty indica-hybrid from a cross of Permanent Marker and Zoap. Permanent Marker, known for its chemical, diesel-like edge, brings the skunky, bold backbone, while Zoap adds a fruity, floral twist that softens the vibe. Cultivated by Alt Sol, a DC favorite for rare phenotypes, this strain’s moderate THC level and terpene profile create a dynamic sensory experience that’s as layered as a kindergarten mural. Effects This strain hits like a wave of euphoria that could have you giggling at your own doodles or debating the meaning of life with your cat. The Blue Sharpies  high is social and uplifting, perfect for sparking creativity during an art jam or fueling a snack run that ends with you inventing a new sandwich. As an indica-hybrid, it also brings a relaxing undertone, easing tension without gluing you to the couch. It’s like the strain’s saying, “Go paint a masterpiece, but maybe eat some chips first.” Ideal for stress relief or a fun hangout, it keeps things light and playful. Conclusion Blue Sharpies is a vibrant indica dominant hybrid that delivers a bold sensory experience with its skunky, citrusy aroma and flavor. Its euphoric, social effects make it a great pick for creative pursuits or laid-back gatherings, while the relaxing edge keeps you grounded. It’s the cannabis equivalent of a blue marker that never runs dry—bold, fun, and ready to leave a mark.

Strain : Matanuska Thunder F**ck Dispensary : Story - Mechanicsville Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 8.9/10 Lean : Sativa Initial Thoughts Looking back on the notes from my last encounter with Matanuska Thunderf*ck I described the overall experience as being"like a yeti on Mountain Dew." Of course, this whole trip down memory lane was spawned when I saw it on the menu over at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, MD. It had been a while, but the description was enticing given my current affinity for both Afghani and landrace sativas. This and wonder of wether I could recreate the experience from before made me come to the decision that I had no choice but to pick some up. Back at my house, I ripped open the bag and it was like unleashing a gust of Alaskan wilderness into my living room. As a DMV cannabis critic with a knack for sniffing out singular strains, I was simply thunderstruck . The Story staff’s warm smiles and savvy tips had made the pickup a pure joy, but now, holding the jar in my hands, the small, bright green, densely packed buds shimmered under the lamp. Their phenomenal aroma - sharp pine, fiery spice, and a bold anise-citrus haze - hit me like a mountain storm, electric and untamed. Appearance These compact buds, are a force: vivid green, tight as granite, and cloaked in a trichome sheen that glints like frost on a pine bough. Orange pistils streak through like embers, lending an emphatic vibrancy to their small but mighty frame. They’re not showboats, just quietly commanding, with a density that promises quality in every pinch. Status Fresh Aroma The scent is a primal roar: sharp pine surges first, crisp and resinous, followed by a spicy kick that tingles like cracked pepper in a storm. Anise and citrus - lemony Haze vibes - weave through, bold and funky, with an earthy backbone grounding the significant terpene content. It’s a thunder-ously  arresting aroma, raw enough to rattle your senses yet layered enough to keep you nosing the jar like it’s hiding secrets. Flavor The inhale is a rugged symphony: piney sharpness leads, bold and crisp, with spicy notes snapping like kindling. Anise and citrus Haze follow, tangy and electric, while a faint earthy hum tempers the finish, likely linalool and caryophyllene smoothing the edges. Fade Co.’s finesse crafts a thunder-rific flavor that’s intense yet balanced, lingering like a tale told by a campfire. Lineage Matanuska Thunder F*ck, a sativa born from Afghani’s earthy heft and an Unknown Alaskan Landrace’s wild vigor, is a strain with roots as deep as the tundra. Fade Co.’s take channels its heritage - piney, spicy, and high-octane - with a Haze-like citrus lift that electrifies. It’s a genetic spark, built to ignite any session. Effects The high hits like a bolt: a cerebral rush sparks euphoria and clarity, perfect for manic mornings or diving into a creative whirl. It’s thundering energy without jitters, followed by a light body calm that eases tension while keeping you sharp. This two-hour buzz is lively yet grounded, ideal for swapping stories or chasing a solo epiphany. Conclusion This Matanuska Thunder F*ck from Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville is a pine-spiked, citrus-charged freak of nature crafted with raw precision. It’s the strain for DMV days when you need a zesty jolt with staying power. Story’s Mechanicsville team, with their heartfelt expertise, makes every visit a highlight. Snag this gem today and let its spicy roar light up your world. You might even find yourself saying "f*ck yeah!" *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Vanilla Velvet x 06 OG Dispensary : Jungle Boys, St Pete Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.5/10 Lean : Balanced Hybrid Initial Thoughts Upon first glance, Vanilla Velvet from Jungle Boys in St. Pete, Florida, looks like a premium treat—super frosty buds with a vibrant mix of purple and green hues that scream quality craftsmanship. It will undoubtedly lead to potent sessions, but doesn't overwhelm the senses right out of the gate. It's sort of like a velvet rope to a VIP lounge of relaxation. Status Fresh Aroma Cracking open the jar unleashes a wave of indulgent sweetness that's pure dessert in vapor form. Dominant notes of ripe, sour grapes mingle with a creamy, vanilla undertone, rounded out by subtle citrus zips from the limonene (clocking in at 0.83%). There's a faint earthy spice from beta-caryophyllene lurking in the background, but it's the whipped cream-like richness that lingers—making you want to bury your nose deeper, or risk missing out on this sniff-tastic symphony. Flavor The smoke lives up to the hype: an expansive inhale delivers that signature sour grape tang upfront, tart and juicy like biting into fresh fruit. Midway through, it transitions into a velvety whipped cream finish—smooth, decadent, and almost too indulgent to exhale. On the exhale, hints of creamy vanilla and a touch of herbal depth from linalool and beta-myrcene keep it balanced, leaving your palate coated in satisfaction without any harshness. It's a flavor profile that evolves beautifully, especially in a glass piece—proving once again that good things come to those who puff patiently. Lineage This hybrid beauty is a masterful cross of Runtz and Grapes N Cream, blending the candy-sweet euphoria of Runtz with the grape-forward creaminess of its partner. The result? A strain that inherits the best of both worlds—potent resin production (hello, 33.79% THCA) and a terpene stack heavy on limonene for that uplifting citrus edge, complemented by relaxing beta-caryophyllene and soothing linalool. It's like the lovechild of a fruit stand and a bakery, baked to perfection. Effects Vanilla Velvet hits with a balanced hybrid rush that starts cerebral and eases into full-body bliss. Within minutes, a happy, energetic buzz sparks creativity and smiles, perfect for low-key socializing or unwinding after a St. Pete beach day. As it builds, calm and relaxed waves wash over, melting tension without couch-lock—think euphoric floating rather than sedation. With low CBD (0.09%) and minor players like CBG (0.11%), it's all about that THC-driven joyride, lasting 2-3 hours without paranoia, even at higher doses. Just don't blame me if you end up philosophizing about the meaning of "velvet" at 3 a.m. Conclusion Vanilla Velvet is a standout from Jungle Boys ' St. Pete dispensary—a sensory symphony that's as delicious as it is effective for dialing in good vibes. If you're chasing a strain that marries bold flavors with feel-good effects, this one's a must-try. It's the kind of flower that turns a regular night into a velveteen evening.

Strain : PanLato Dispensary : Peake ReLeaf, Rockville Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Hybrid Initial Thoughts We were very curious about this PanLato that dropped recently at Peake ReLeaf, Rockville . It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid that brings a blend of effects from both sativa and indica qualities. A cross of Gelato  with another unknown strain (speculated to be Pan Dulce ), this strain is well-suited for those seeking a balanced high that engages mind, body, and palate simultaneously. 🍳 🍨 Appearance The buds of PanLato display a vibrant spectrum of green, often interlaced with amber pistils and a layer of glistening trichomes. The dense, well-formed nugs have a sticky quality, hinting at the high resin content and terpene richness typical of its Gelato lineage. Status Curing. Aroma PanLato has a captivating aroma profile featuring sweet, earthy undertones that balance hints of citrus and pine. The aromatic layers come from its diverse terpene profile, with noticeable influences from beta-caryophyllene and limonene, creating a pleasant mix of spiciness and citrus zest. Flavor The flavor of PanLato is smooth and sweet, with earthy and slightly piney undertones that blend with hints of herbal and fruity notes. This strain delivers a gentle taste on the inhale, transitioning to a mild sweetness on the exhale with a touch of spice, likely attributed to the presence of beta-caryophyllene and humulene. Lineage PanLato descends from the popular Gelato  strain, known for its balance and calming effects. While the exact other parent remains unknown, it is speculated to be Pan Dulce , which would contribute to PanLato’s smooth and sweet qualities. This combination of genetics provides PanLato with a broad range of effects and a rich terpene profile. Effects PanLato’s effects are both uplifting and calming, beginning with a gentle cerebral euphoria that instills happiness and creativity. As the high progresses, a more relaxed and physically calming sensation takes over, promoting calm and ease without overpowering sedation. Users often report feelings of contentment, focus, and even a mild surge of energy before a gradual relaxation. Conclusion This batch of PanLato provides a versatile experience suitable for both creative and relaxing settings. With a balanced flavor profile and uplifting yet calming effects, it's a moderate hybrid experience that doesn’t overwhelm. Grab a scoop for yourself by heading to Peake ReLeaf, Rockville ASAP and don't forget to let them know that you heard about it on Toker's Guide !