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Fade Co. continues to demonstrate why it remains one of Maryland’s most consistent and interesting concentrate producers. Currently in stock at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, their latest live sugar and live badder lineup offers a diverse range of profiles — from bold, gassy hybrids to bright, fruit-forward sativas and soothing indicas. Priced uniformly at $45 per gram, but currently 20% off, these solventless extracts showcase excellent terpene retention and clean, refined textures. Below is a discerning evaluation of each available option. Inzane N' The Membrane | Live Badder | 1g (Sativa Hybrid) Aroma:  Sharp lemon-diesel with clean herbal undertones Flavor:  Vibrant lemon and citrus with crisp diesel backbone Effects:  Energetic, clear-headed, creatively uplifting This sativa-leaning hybrid brings bright, zesty energy. The profile is dominated by sharp lemon-diesel with clean herbal undertones. Flavor is vibrant and refreshing, with citrus leading and a crisp diesel backbone. Effects are energetic, clear-headed, and creatively uplifting — ideal for daytime productivity or focused creative work. A clean, functional sativa expression. Velvet Pie | Live Badder | 1g (Indica Hybrid) Aroma:  Sweet berry, cherry, creamy pastry, hint of spice Flavor:  Sugary cherries and berries with creamy, slightly spicy warmth Effects:  Calming body relaxation with gentle euphoric lift Velvet Pie delivers indulgent, dessert-like comfort. Sweet berry and cherry notes combine with creamy, pastry-like warmth and a hint of spice. The flavor is rich and satisfying, evoking a slice of pie without the heaviness. Effects are calming and gently euphoric, providing cozy relaxation that remains functional. A refined evening option. Bubble Bath | Live Sugar | 1g (Indica Hybrid) Aroma:  Soapy lavender, floral, diesel, earthy pine Flavor:  Sage, lavender, sweet berry-citrus with gassy backbone Effects:  Deeply calming and relaxing with gentle euphoric lift Bubble Bath stands out for its unique soapy-floral character. Lavender and floral notes mingle with diesel and earthy pine, creating an almost perfumed yet funky profile. Flavor is layered — sage, lavender, and sweet berry-citrus with a gassy backbone. Effects are deeply calming and relaxing with a gentle euphoric lift — excellent for stress relief and unwinding after a long day. Tropicana Gushers | Live Sugar | 1g (Hybrid) Aroma:  Sweet grapey, tropical candy, citrus Flavor:  Candied orange, tangerine, and grape gummy with creamy edge Effects:  Balanced, uplifting, happy, euphoric A candy-like tropical delight. Bright grapey and citrus notes dominate, evoking juicy gummy candy with a creamy edge. The flavor is sweet, vibrant, and highly enjoyable. Effects are balanced and uplifting with a happy, euphoric feel — versatile for both daytime creativity and relaxed evenings. E85 Candi | Live Sugar | 1g (Hybrid) Aroma:  Sweet candy, berry, pungent gassy edge Flavor:  Sugary candy and berry-like sweetness over bold gas Effects:  Euphoric, happy, relaxing, well-rounded E85 Candi channels classic Runtz-inspired sweetness with a bold gassy foundation. Sugary candy and berry notes sit atop a pungent fuel base. Flavor is rich, creamy, and distinctly dessert-like. Effects are euphoric, happy, and relaxing — a well-rounded hybrid that delivers mood elevation and gentle body calm. LA Pop Rocks | Live Badder | 1g (Hybrid) Aroma:  Funky, floral, grapey gas with Pop Rocks candy character Flavor:  Sweet, fruity, gassy with excellent depth Effects:  Euphoric, giggly, uplifting, anxiety relief LA Pop Rocks is as bold aromatically as it is visually striking. Funky, floral, and grapey gas with distinct Pop Rocks candy character make for a loud and memorable profile. Flavor is sweet, fruity, and gassy with excellent depth. Effects are euphoric, giggly, and uplifting with solid anxiety relief — a fun, social hybrid that brings personality to the session. Fade Co.’s current live concentrate selection at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville offers something for nearly every preference — from heavy gassy depth to bright fruity uplift and soothing floral calm. At a consistent $45 per gram, these extracts represent strong value and showcase the brand’s ability to deliver clean, terpene-rich solventless products across a wide spectrum of effects. Whether you lean toward energetic sativas, balanced hybrids, or relaxing indicas, this lineup provides high-quality options worth exploring.

Strain : Koosh The Magic Dragon Breeder : Byline Market : Virginia Homegrown (Richmond) Overall Rating : 9.1/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Hybrid Initial Thoughts Koosh The Magic Dragon (KTMD) feels like the cannabis world’s best-kept secret — a strain that hasn’t yet gone mainstream but already has that quiet “you had to be there” reputation. Bred by Byline, this relatively new genetic is still circulating mostly through craft grower networks rather than dominating every dispensary shelf. That limited exposure gives it a charming underground mystique, like a dragon that only reveals itself to those worthy of its smoke. Early reports suggest KTMD is the kind of flower that could easily become a cult classic. It’s not just another pretty nug — it’s resin-heavy, visually striking, and carries a terpene profile that makes enthusiasts lean in and ask, “Wait… what is this?” Appearance KTMD immediately catches the eye with its dynamic palette: bright lime greens fading into deep forest tones, accented by vivid tangerine pistils that look like they were hand-painted. The buds form into mid-sized, dense clusters with a distinctive egg-like shape — rounded with a gentle taper that gives them an almost sculptural, organic elegance. Break one open and you’re greeted with its party trick: a rich purple core hidden beneath the green exterior, like the dragon’s secret treasure hoard. This inner chamber is tightly packed, heavily frosted, and glistening with sticky resin — visual depth and tactile richness that scream careful cultivation and a well-executed cure. Puff would be proud. Status Well into the curing process, with structure, moisture content, and terpene expression all landing in a stable, dialed-in sweet spot. Aroma The nose hits with bold, adhesive-like intensity — the kind that commands attention the moment you crack the jar. Sharp diesel and crisp pine lead the charge, backed by a slightly bitter cocoa undertone that adds unexpected sophistication. As you break the flower apart, the aroma unfolds and deepens, becoming richer and more layered. The resinous qualities linger with confidence, as if the dragon is exhaling slowly, daring you to take another whiff. Taste On the inhale, KTMD starts smooth and lightly sweet with herbal notes, then quickly deepens into something more grounded and earthy. The mid-palate brings rich soil tones, while the exhale carries subtle hints of cocoa and resin. The finish is clean yet persistent, leaving a slightly sticky, terpene-rich aftertaste that hangs around like a dragon who’s decided your living room is now part of his hoard. It’s a balanced, rewarding smoke that rewards slower, more intentional sessions — the kind where you actually taste the magic instead of just chasing it. Lineage The exact genetic background of Koosh The Magic Dragon remains partially shrouded in mystery, which only adds to its dragon-like allure. Cultivators often speculate it stems from a cross involving GG4 and Chimera # 3, with additional undisclosed parents contributing to its unique character. This lack of full transparency has sparked lively debate in grower circles. In an era where every strain comes with a 23andMe-level family tree, a little mystery feels refreshingly mythical. Effects Despite its indica-leaning classification, KTMD delivers a surprisingly uplifting and functional experience. Rather than heavy sedation, it offers a light, buoyant energy that feels warm and engaging — think “Puff the Magic Dragon” deciding to go for a leisurely flight instead of lounging in his cave all day. A subtle euphoria builds gradually, often accompanied by heightened appreciation for music and surroundings. In motion — especially during a walk — the high feels particularly synergistic, encouraging a steady rhythm and gently elevated mood. It strikes an elegant balance between relaxation and gentle stimulation, making it equally suited for solo reflection or casual social settings. Overall Koosh The Magic Dragon occupies a distinctive niche in today’s cannabis landscape — somewhere between emerging cult favorite and potential future classic. Its striking visuals, layered terpene profile, and unexpectedly uplifting effects set it apart in a crowded field. For those fortunate enough to encounter it through smaller grower networks or limited releases, KTMD offers a refined, craft-oriented experience that feels both intentional and memorable. It doesn’t just meet expectations — it quietly exceeds them, leaving a lingering impression long after the session ends. The kind of strain that makes you hope the next harvest arrives before the dragon flies off again.

​ Strain : Do-Si-Dos #22-22 ​Dispensary: CULTA Location: Baltimore, MD ​ Overall Rating: 9.5/10 ​Lean: Indica Dominant Hybrid Initial Thoughts Known in Maryland for their exceptional medical cannabis and artisanal approach, C ULTA's flower can be found throughout the Maryland market. Recently, I had the pleasure of sampling an eighth of their prized indoor grown Do-Si-Dos flower from their Baltimore dispensary. This specific cut of Do-Si-Dos (the 22-22) is a phenotype found only from CULTA and I've been very keen to give it a try for a while now. Culta's Do-Si-Dos #22-22 just before harvest Appearance These buds greeted me with layers of rich purple and green fused together with plenty of sugary ripe trichomes. Radiant orange hairs curl in and out of the buds and I could have spent several minutes just looking at its beauty - if I wasn't so excited to experience its effects that is. Structure Smaller sized buds, yet the size didn't even begin to take away the beauty. Status This batch of flower has a brilliant level of moisture content, giving it some give and elasticity when ground up and compacted for smoking or vaping. Aroma Upon opening the jar I noticed the cookie smell entering my nose. But the cookie smell wasn't alone. It brought a bit of a piney robust chocolate scent with it as well. Flavor While lighting up my jay, I noticed the flavor right away. It has a classic OG earthy taste, with hints of gas. With each hit, complimenting the OG, I could taste more of the sweet buttery cookie flavor. Lineage Do-Si-Dos is a cross of OG Kush Breath (OGKB) X Face Off OG that runs indica dominant. Effects I first noticed that my eyes quickly became low and squinty. I was nearing half of my jay and it seemed as though my heart rate took a little extra time to respond to my breathing, which helped my mind relax a bit more with each breath. My body became heavier and my anxieties levels throughout the afternoon were greatly reduced and mostly unnoticeable. I found it a bit like a reset after the long week and I was able to let go of the weight I had been unconsciously carrying mentally and physically. The next batch of Do-Si-Dos #22-22 almost ready to go! Conclusion I was very happy with this sticky batch and I'm already looking forward to picking up more Do-Si-Dos #22-22 in the near future. This indica dominant hybrid has been particularly favored by many and has been known to help with pain relief, depression, and anxiety due to its high potency and restful qualities. It is a wonderful strain that is truly reminiscent of its cookie and OG lineage. If you'd like to pick some up for yourself CULTA has multiple dispensaries in Maryland that would be happy to let you know when and where this can be found, or you can simply head to their Baltimore flagship dispensary near the Inner Harbor. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 18 years old to view content.

Strain : Apollo 22 Dispensary : CULTA, Baltimore   Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 8.8/10 Lean : Hybrid Initial Thoughts When I encounter space-themed cannabis strains my expectations naturally ascend skyward. However, it's all too often that these high aspirations end up crashing back down to Earth. CULTA 's Apollo 22, on the other hand, doesn't merely reach orbit—it propels you on a full-blown galactic journey. So, buckle up and prepare for liftoff; we're about to explore a cosmic experience curated by Maryland's own CULTA dispensary in Baltimore. 🚀 Appearance Regular readers (and my ego assures me there are many) know my fondness for looser trims, which preserve those precious trichomes like nature's tiny, sticky diamonds. CULTA's Apollo 22 did precisely that, boasting dense, glittery nuggets visible without magnification. Under a desk lamp's glow, the trichomes sparkled enticingly, drawing me into a prolonged, borderline obsessive examination through my loupe. Slightly drier than its batch-mates due to an earlier packaging date, the flower was nonetheless ideally textured for grinding and rolling. Status Fresh. Aroma If Apollo 22 is the spacecraft, its aroma profile is undoubtedly the rocket fuel propelling it toward the stars. I sniffed obsessively at the jar, dissecting chemical and gassy notes like a scent-obsessed bloodhound. Waves of hand sanitizer, facial astringent, and aftershave stung my nostrils (in the most enjoyable way possible), eventually balanced by subtler hints of leather, cedar wood, and refreshing lemon zest. Fans of CULTA's beloved Do-Si-Dos 22 lineage will recognize and applaud this aromatic intensity from the very first jar-crack. Flavor Considering the punchy aroma, I eagerly anticipated the flavor. The initial hit delivered an electrifying metallic jolt—think licking a 9-volt battery (please, don't ask). Soon after, flavors elegantly transitioned into rich notes of nut butter and genuine chocolate, evolving further toward deep leather and cedar chips. As my joint approached its finale, a surprising coriander note emerged distinctly, rounding out the experience with an unexpected but welcome twist. Each layer was easily discernible, transforming the smoke into an enjoyable palate adventure. Lineage The Apollo 22 strain is a balanced hybrid and a cross of Space Walker x Do-Si-Dos 22. Effects True to the mission’s theme, Apollo 22’s high launched rapidly, gently elevating my mental state to a clear, balanced orbit of focus and creativity. This strain doesn't send you floating aimlessly in space; instead, it grants you enough clarity and energy to pilot your day efficiently. The comedown was mild, leaving me relaxed yet fully functional—a subtle "mission accomplished" echoing softly in the background. Conclusion Apollo 22, cultivated by CULTA and available at their Baltimore flagship dispensary, impresses with potent aromas, clearly defined flavors, and well-balanced effects. This batch is another testament to CULTA’s commitment to quality cannabis cultivation and handling. If your mission is to find cannabis that sends you to new heights without losing track of mission control, Apollo 22 should definitely be on your radar. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Spiked Peach Dispensary : Story - Silver Spring Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.1/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Hybrid Initial Thoughts Reminiscent of something you might order at a local speakeasy, this Spiked Peach from Fade Co. is currently available at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. As someone who's into peach as a flavor, but not psyched about strains that are too candy-like, I found this batch to be highly enjoyable with just a hint of peachy sweetness. The "spiked" part of the name is justified by both the slightly energetic onset and the funky edge to the flavor. However, I wouldn't characterize the overall high itself as "spiked" - it's all smooth sailing and full of relaxation. So much so, in fact, that it'll have you thinking everything is just "peachy" in no time. 🍑 Status Fresh Aroma Open the pack and you're immediately hit with a funky, spicy, slightly fruity combo. There's definitely ripe peach notes in there, but they are quite subtle. Soon after an edge arrives: beta-caryophyllene (0.42%) brings a peppery bite, humulene (0.15%) adds woody depth, and linalool (0.16%) slips in a lavender hush. The total terps sit at a modest 1.07%, but they punch cleanly - no muddiness, just a zesty bouquet with a kick. Flavor The inhale is pure summer nostalgia: hints of juicy peach intertwined with wildflower notes roll across the tongue. Mid-pull, that caryophyllene spice snaps in like cracked black pepper on fruit salad, while humulene keeps it grounded with an herbal tail. The exhale is smooth and surprisingly clean - linalool softens the landing so you’re left tasting a bit of fresh orchard air instead of pepper grinder. Bold yet polite; it never overstays its welcome. Lineage Fade Co. typically keeps the exact parental lineage close to the chest (classic move), but in this case they were able to share that Spiked Peach is a cross of Peach Ringz and Jealousy that runs indica dominant. The execution is tight: fruit expression stays dominant without drifting into artificial candy territory, and the spicy/earthy backbone keeps it from floating away. Bravo. Effects It lifts gently but quickly - within a few minutes the headspace opens up, thoughts feel lighter, colors a touch brighter, like someone turned the saturation knob up one notch. Mood tilts upbeat without forcing a grin. The body follows with a warm, soothing, relaxation that loosens the shoulders and quiets minor noise - great for an afternoon walk around Silver Spring or knocking out chores while humming off-key. No race, no crash, just an easy, functional glow that lasts a solid two hours. Conclusion Spiked Peach is a rare fruit-forward strain that doesn’t sacrifice balance for dessert vibes. It's a clean, juicy experience with enough spice and depth to keep things interesting session after session - much like a sophisticated autumn cocktail. Uncomplicated, reliable, and quietly craveable, it's certainly worth keeping on the Happy Hour menu! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Madrina Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : Sativa "Madrina" is a Cookies & Alt Sol Collaboration available at Takoma Wellness. Initial Thoughts Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In Spanish-speaking cultures, "Madrina" can refer to a godmother, but not the sweet, storybook kind—it’s slang for a powerful smuggler, a behind-the-scenes orchestrator with influence and presence. Similarly, this strain smuggles creativity and relaxation into your day, all while delivering a sensory experience that’s as commanding as its namesake. But don’t worry—this "godmother" is here to guide you into a state of productive bliss, not trouble. Let’s take a closer look at what makes Madrina such an intriguing addition to the Cookies lineup. Cookies "Madrina" packaging art. Appearance Madrina's visual appeal is undeniable. The dense, resin-covered buds gleam with a frosty coating of trichomes, almost like they’ve been dipped in powdered sugar. Bright green hues dominate, accented by subtle streaks of purple and fiery orange pistils that twist like ribbons throughout the flower. It’s a strain that looks as refined as it feels. Status Fresh. Aroma As soon as you crack open the jar, Madrina greets you with an assertive blend of sugary citrus and sharp gasoline. The aroma is invigorating, reminiscent of candied lemon zest mixed with a jolt of diesel fuel. It’s the olfactory equivalent of a double shot of espresso—bright, energizing, and full of character. Flavor If the aroma doesn’t wake you up, the flavor certainly will. Madrina delivers a fruity berry sweetness on the inhale, almost like a bowl of fresh summer berries drizzled with honey. But don’t let your guard down—on the exhale, it flips the script with a potent chemical kick that’s both intense and oddly satisfying. It’s a flavor journey that keeps you coming back for more. Lineage Madrina owes its complex profile to its parent strains, Wedding Cake  and Londonchello . Wedding Cake brings its signature sweetness and earthy depth, while Londonchello contributes a zesty citrus burst and uplifting effects. Together, they create a balanced hybrid with an energetic edge. Effects Much like its namesake, Madrina doesn’t play by the rules. It starts with an uplifting head high that sparks creativity and focus, making it ideal for brainstorming or tackling a long to-do list. As the cerebral effects settle in, a gentle wave of relaxation takes over, soothing the body without inducing couch lock. Madrina is like a guiding hand, gently steering you toward productivity and joy without overwhelming you. Conclusion With its complex flavor profile, visually stunning buds, and sativa-oriented effects, Madrina is a strain that deserves the attention of daytime cannabis enthusiasts everywhere. Whether you’re looking for inspiration, mood enhancement, or just a flavorful toke, she delivers - much like the powerful figures the name evokes. And while it might not smuggle anything other than its cheerful vibes into your day, this "godmother" strain is definitely one to respect and enjoy.

Strain : Gelato Cake Dispensary : Monko Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis . It's an indica-dominant hybrid that pairs exquisite genetics with a reputation for high-quality cultivation, and this particular batch is really, really nice. Offering a combination of creamy flavors and a deeply relaxing experience, it's always a popular choice for winding down. Currently, you can find a slice of this delectable "cake" at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensary, Monko . 🍰 Appearance Gelato Cake presents itself with dense, grape-shaped buds that exude visual appeal. The dark olive-green nugs are accented by vibrant orange hairs and subtle purple undertones. A thick layer of frosty white trichomes gives the flower a sparkling finish, suggesting the high potency and care that went into its cultivation. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Gelato Cake is a dynamic mix of sweet and pungent. Initial notes of creamy vanilla and sour citrus are underscored by a gassy, peppery punch. Hints of pine emerge as the scent develops, giving it a multidimensional bouquet that’s as enticing as it is complex. Flavor The flavor profile is as rich as its aroma, with sweet and creamy vanilla taking center stage. On the inhale, warm citrus and sugary notes dominate, while subtle accents of pine and pepper shine through on the exhale. This balanced combination creates a smooth and satisfying sensory experience with every draw. Lineage Gelato Cake is a cross between Gelato # 33  and Wedding Cake , two strains celebrated for their flavorful profiles and relaxing effects. This pairing delivers a hybrid that emphasizes both potency and a dessert-like indulgence. Effects The effects of Gelato Cake build gradually, starting with a gentle cerebral euphoria that promotes creativity and ease. As the high progresses, a deeply relaxing body sensation takes over, often leading to couch-lock and eventual sedation. Perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, the combination of mental uplift and physical calm is ideal for a tranquil evening. Conclusion District Cannabis ' Gelato Cake offers a sensory-rich journey, from its creamy vanilla flavors to its soothing effects. It undoubtedly reflects the meticulous cultivation and thoughtful approach of its superb local cultivator. For those looking to embrace a flavorful and calming hybrid, Gelato Cake is always an excellent choice. Feast your eyes on some today by heading down to Monko and don't forget to let them know that you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Panama Red Dispensary : Embers DC Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.6/10 Lean : Sativa Initial Thoughts If you've been in the cannabis scene long enough, you’ve definitely heard of Panama Red—even if you’ve never smoked it. Maybe it’s the folk song that made it legendary, or maybe it’s the nostalgic haze surrounding this iconic landrace sativa that once ruled the hippie era. Either way, it’s back on the shelves at Embers DC , and this latest batch from AltSol  might just be the best version yet. So, how exactly did Panama Red get its name? Was it the abundance of fiery red pistils covering the buds? The way it leaves your eyes as red as a stoplight? Or maybe it’s just the smokin’ hot energy boost it delivers? Regardless, this pure sativa classic is back in action, bringing with it a rush of gassy aromas, and legendary effects that made it famous in the first place. Appearance With a name like Panama Red, you’d expect some serious color, and this batch does not disappoint. The buds are light green, but they’re practically set on fire by an explosion of deep red-orange pistils that twist through every nug like wild vines. A thick dusting of crystalline trichomes gives the flower a subtle sparkle, reminding you that this is no ordinary throwback strain—it’s been perfected for today’s connoisseurs. Status Fresh. Aroma The scent of Panama Red is like walking up to a gas station in the middle of a lush tropical forest right after a heavy rainstorm. There’s a bold mix of diesel, grapefruit, earth, and a touch of spice that instantly wakes up the senses. The deeper you inhale, the more you get hints of dried wood and sweet tropical fruit, giving it a complex and layered aroma. It’s refreshing, invigorating, and just a little rebellious—exactly what you’d expect from a strain that became famous in the ‘60s. Flavor On the first inhale, Panama Red delivers a crisp, gassy flavor, balanced by sweet citrus and woody undertones. There’s a subtle spiciness that tingles the tongue, almost like a dash of black pepper on a fresh grapefruit. As the session continues, the tropical notes shine through, leaving behind a smooth, slightly floral aftertaste. This strain doesn’t just hit—it lingers, making each puff a slow-burning ride through the flavors of the past. Lineage Panama Red is a pure sativa landrace strain, meaning it wasn’t bred in a lab or crossed with anything flashy—it’s just the original genetics straight from Panama. This is a piece of cannabis history, preserved for modern-day enthusiasts who appreciate the untouched power of a true landrace strain. Effects If there’s one thing Panama Red does exceptionally well, it’s delivering an electrifying, cerebral high. Mental Effects: Expect a rush of euphoria that hits fast and hard, sending your mind into a creative whirlwind. You’ll feel uplifted, sociable, and maybe even a little rebellious—just like the counterculture legends who smoked this strain decades ago. Physical Effects: Unlike modern hybrids that lean into heavy body relaxation, Panama Red keeps you light on your feet. It delivers a buzz of energy that makes it perfect for daytime adventures, deep conversations, or just vibing out with friends. The “Red-Eyed” Factor: Let’s just say that this strain definitely lives up to its name—you might want to keep some eye drops on hand if you have anywhere to be afterward. Conclusion Panama Red isn’t just a cannabis strain—it’s a legend. This pure sativa powerhouse from AltSol  brings back everything that made it an icon of the ‘60s and ‘70s, but with the potency and freshness that modern growers have perfected. From its striking red pistils to its citrusy, tropical aroma and uplifting effects, this batch is a true blast from the past. Whether you're new to landrace sativas or just eager to revisit an old-school classic, Embers DC 's latest batch of Panama Red is a fresh reminder of why this strain made history in the first place. So grab some, roll it up, and take a trip back to an era where the highs were high, the music was loud, and Panama Red was the king of the scene.

This classic hemp strain is grown sustainably in Virginia, with piney, hazy aromas and relaxing yet clear-headed effects (~19% CBD, <0.3% THC). It's currently available in a 5-pack of premium 0.75g pre-rolls (total 3.75g). Designed for relaxing tension/stress release with heightened focus and mental clarity, this is one high-end, non-intoxicating option to keep in your stash. Product Review Cannabreeze's Suver Haze Dogwalker pre-rolls deliver a citrus-floral front end with spicy, woody, and earthy depth that makes every pull feel layered and alive. I took one on an actual dog walk, and the smooth smoke paired perfectly with the fresh air, easing any built-up tension in my body while sharpening mental focus without a hint of drowsiness—ideal for staying present during movement. The 0.75g size is spot-on for a casual outing, burning evenly and leaving a pleasant, sour-citrus aftertaste with green apple and pepper notes that linger nicely. For those who appreciate functional flower, this VA-grown, pesticide-free option stands as a versatile go-to: the effects promote a calm yet alert state that's perfect for outdoor activities or low-key tasks. The handy carrying case keeps things discreet and portable, and the overall experience feels grounded in quality craftsmanship—relaxed, clear-headed, and ready for whatever the day brings. Rating : 9.1/10 Product Link : Cannabreeze - Suver Haze Hemp Flower Dogwalker Pre-rolls Top Stores : Cannabreeze Hemp Farm (official site and Lovettsville tasting room, cannabreezehemp.com ), Nova Hemp (Northern Virginia, northernvirginiahemp.com ), The Dispensary RVA (Richmond, thedispensaryrva.com ).

Strain : Matanuska Thunder Fuck Dispensary : Story - Waldorf Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Sativa Initial Thoughts In Hollywood, sequels are often expected to disappoint - lower box office take, watered-down magic, the usual law of diminishing returns. When it comes to cannabis cultivation, however, the opposite is more frequently the case. With the first batch we reviewed of Fade Co's Matanuska Thunder Fuck we found it was perfectly respectable, but it carried this quiet sense the strain had more to give. Then this second run arrived and, we must say, the follow-up is markedly superior. You might event say it's a box office smash. In the case of "Episode II", the grower has clearly learned what this Alaskan landrace needs in their environment - better light penetration, dialed-in humidity, refined cure - and the difference is unmistakable: frostier buds, tighter and more sculpted structure, richer and more vibrant coloration, and a terpene shift that elevates the entire experience. At 24.33% THC and 29.88% TAC, the numbers are a shade softer than the original run, but terpinolene (1.09%) now leads with conviction, supported by limonene (0.33%) and ocimene (0.3%), unlocking a brighter, more dynamic expression that the previous batch only hinted at. Story didn’t just restock - they upgraded the script. 🎬 Appearance The nugs carry real presence now: vivid, neon green with a luminous quality that makes the prior batch look muted in hindsight. Trichome coverage is dramatically heavier and more even - thick, crystalline frosting that gives the buds an almost metallic sheen under light. Structure is tighter and more architectural, with healthier bract formation, better node spacing, and a better trim. Coloration is richer - bright emerald with subtle blue-green undertones that pop in ways the last run never managed. Orange pistils are thicker, more evenly distributed, and striking. This is the kind of visual refinement that makes you appreciate the difference between competent and exceptional. Status Nicely cured. Aroma The nose is transformed. Terpinolene (1.09%) drives a crisp, almost minty pine that’s sharper and cleaner than before, immediately followed by limonene’s vivid lemon-citrus lift and ocimene’s sweet, mango-peel fruitiness. The spice is still there - peppery and bold - but it’s more integrated, less aggressive, and the earthy base feels polished rather than raw. Compared to the previous batch’s heavier, more diesel-leaning pine-spice profile, this aroma is brighter, more aromatic, and genuinely more layered - closer to a high-end gin botanical than a straight-up forest floor. Flavor The palate tells the same story of elevation. Inhale opens with terpinolene’s crisp pine snap, quickly brightened by limonene’s tart lemon zest and ocimene’s juicy tropical fruit notes - fresh mango with a citrus edge. Mid-puff, beta-caryophyllene (0.16%) adds a refined peppery bite, while beta-myrcene (0.27%) contributes a soft herbal earthiness that feels supportive rather than dominant. The exhale is longer, sweeter, and far smoother than the last batch, with a lingering citrus-fruit sweetness that stays without any off-notes or harshness. This is a cleaner, more dynamic, and significantly more enjoyable toke from first draw to last. Lineage Matanuska Thunder Fuck remains the sativa-dominant cross of Afghani with an obscure Alaskan landrace, carrying the strain’s high-latitude wildness and resinous power. Fade Co. has clearly refined their pheno selection or cure technique here: the terpinolene-limonene-ocimene emphasis pulls the profile toward uplifting, fruit-forward energy while preserving the classic pine-spice foundation. It’s still unmistakably Thunder Fuck, just a more articulate, more refined version of itself. Effects The high lands with immediate cerebral clarity - energetic, happy, creative, focused, and genuinely inspired. Terpinolene’s uplifting character is far more pronounced here, giving a motivational lift that feels sustained and purposeful rather than scattered. Limonene keeps the mood elevated, ocimene adds a subtle anti-inflammatory smoothness, and the overall ride is lighter on the body than before - less sedative drag, more functional flow. No crash, no heaviness - just 2–3 hours of clean, thunder-ous  momentum that makes you want to move, create, or simply enjoy the clarity. Conclusion This new Fade Co. Matanuska Thunder Fuck from Story Dispensary in Waldorf is the production we’ve been waiting for: frostier buds, superior structure and coloration, and a terpinolene-dominant terp profile that elevates the aroma, flavor, and effects. It is noticeably brighter, cleaner, and more enjoyable than the previous iteration. When the grower finally cracks the code, the result isn’t incremental; it’s electric. As a result, this is one sequel where the performance is worth the applause. 👏 *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

I had never had the cannabis strain Flan before being handed this gift to sample by DC i-71 storefront Elevated Lounge , so when I saw the name I was pretty psyched. But, when I cracked the bag and sniffed I, mistakenly, assumed it was an edible that was strangely packaged in one of their flower bags. This was because the smell, in that brief moment, was just so obviously some sort of baked treat it completely fooled my senses, and my better judgement. Then, before I could peer inside, my colleague remarked, "Yeah, check THAT bud out. It's super pretty!" "Wait, this is flower?" I said reaching into the pack to confirm that, yes, there was in fact a large bud, not a sugary dessert inside. What I subsequently pulled out of that bag was simply stunning. Literally one of the most beautiful and mouthwatering cola's I had ever seen. "Holy, Sh*T!" I exclaimed. "That's some fire!" I don't know about you, but the flan that I've had before has been either at a Spanish tapas restaurant or as a part of fine French dining. In both of these experiences it has been a sweet, creamy, and caramel dessert that was spongy and soft. Typically a beige and brown, it's not that much to look at, but is a highly delectable treat when prepared right. Well, normal flan, get ready to eat your heart out because this Flan is jaw-droppingly gorgeous AND tastes phenomenal. Maybe they should consider carrying this version on the dessert menus at fine dining establishments instead? An indica-leaning hybrid crossbreed of Mochi (aka "Mochi Gelato" or "Gelato 47") and Dosidos, this strain hits like a champ - thick, creamy, and fruity, but also super smooth with a highly complex aftertaste. Experienced connoisseurs will know as soon as the exit smoke begins to pour out that this is truly something special. While we may not have a snowy white Christmas in store for us in the DC area this year, you could consider making up for it with a batch of amazing snow-covered looking Flan instead. To get yours head over to DC storefront Elevated Lounge today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you for your special bonus gift!

Initial Thoughts Mountain High Seltzer has quietly reigned as Virginia’s benchmark hemp-infused beverage for half a decade, its original trio—Black Cherry, Lemon Lime, and Wild Berry—achieving near-mythic status on festival lawns and retail shelves alike. Each classic delivers a measured 2 mg THC / 4 mg CBD harmony that feels as effortless as it is effective. Now, under the steady hand of hemp pioneers Joe Kuhn and Blake DeMaso, the brand ventures into higher-dose territory with Blackberry Lime (5 mg THC / 125 mg CBD), a limited-edition release that respects Virginia’s strict 1:25 THC-to-CBD mandate while quietly flexing ambition. Available online via their freshly launched website and at discerning retailers statewide, this new chapter arrives with the confidence of a label that knows exactly how high it wants to fly without crashing the party. Appearance Mountain High’s signature 12-ounce can has always been a study in restraint—clean lines, understated typography, and a palette that whispers “premium” rather than shouts “party.” Blackberry Lime inherits the same elegant minimalism: no garish graphics, no cartoon fruit explosions, just a sleek vessel that looks equally at home on a craft-beer shelf or a minimalist countertop. Pulling an ice-cold can from the cooler at Point 5 or Total Beverage feels like selecting a fine vintage; the condensation alone is practically an invitation. Flavor Virginia’s higher-dose rules demand 125 mg CBD to accompany 5 mg THC, a ratio that frequently turns competitors into bitter, medicinal afterthoughts. Mountain High sidesteps the trap with finesse. Blackberry Lime opens with a poised blackberry note—ripe, slightly jammy, and unmistakably fruit-forward—then introduces lime’s bright, tart acidity. The interplay evokes grape jelly beans laced with a whisper of licorice and a fleeting bubblegum softness on the finish. Yes, a touch more sugar is present to tame the CBD’s natural astringency, but the result is far from cloying; it’s layered, deliberate, and—dare one say—sophisticated. This is not a beverage that merely conceals its medicine; it elevates it. Effects Mountain High has long distinguished itself with an onset that arrives while the can is still in hand, sidestepping the sluggish lag typical of edibles. The 2 mg classics already demonstrated this gentle, steady build; at 5 mg THC / 125 mg CBD, the experience gains fullness without losing composure. The CBD tempers the THC’s sharper edges, allowing euphoria to unfold gradually—happy, clear-headed, and gently expansive—while a smooth body calm settles in behind it. The result is stronger than the originals yet never unruly: accessible for moderate users, potent enough for veterans, and mercifully free of the foggy, alcohol-adjacent hangover that plagues so many alternatives. Sometimes a Sunday morning spent horizontal is the most productive part of the day. Conclusion Blackberry Lime proves Mountain High Seltzer can scale the dose ladder without sacrificing poise. It tames 125 mg of CBD into a balanced, flavorful companion rather than a bitter obligation, delivering a refined, enjoyable high that feels both intentional and indulgent. For anyone ready to graduate from the 2 mg canon while remaining firmly in control, this limited-edition release is a quiet triumph—worth securing before the next chapter arrives.