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  • Kush Mints by MORE - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)

    Initial Thoughts This batch of Kush Mints by MORE from Maryland marijuana dispensary, Waave, is the Kush flower you need for a great Memorial day weekend. Here's why: Not only will you be super blazed the whole time, but you'll also have the endless munchies so strong that you can feast on all the cookout food you desire. Appearance Bright green, fluffy, and rotund buds that are covered in frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma An exotic floral earthiness mixed with notes of sweet fruit. Flavor Smooth and heavy with notes of tart fruit, earth, and exotic wild flowers. Lineage The Kush Mints strain is a cross of Bubba Kush and Animal Mints that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects This one comes on strong and stoney, but is balanced enough to keep you uplifted and away from the couch. The physical, tingly, feeling of euphoria seems to remain for hours while the head high keeps a cheesy smile on your face. I found it also helped get rid of some nagging tendon pain and muscle soreness while making me raid my fridge and cabinets relentlessly. Conclusion The stupendous body high and slightly uplifting nature of this Kush Mints means great relaxation and sociability. You can pass it around with a few homies, crack open some brews, and then light up the grill. The sun will feel that much cozier and the barbecue will taste that much sweeter. Plus the smooth dankness of the kushy flavor goes perfectly with cold beer. Head to Waave today to experience it for yourself and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

  • Death Star by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center

    Initial Thoughts Unsealing this jar of Death Star by Alt Sol, the powerful, pungent aroma hit harder than the super laser that blew up Alderaan. This Star Wars inspired strain is available at DC medical marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness, and could have been just what the Empire needed to get Luke Skywalker to join the dark side. Appearance Death Star's buds are dense, chunky, and covered in a thick layer of frosty white trichomes. The deep green leaves are interspersed with purple hints and vibrant orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma The scent profile is dominated by a strong diesel aroma, complemented by sweet skunk and subtle herbal undertones. Flavor On the inhale, Death Star delivers a robust, earthy flavor with hints of sweet skunk. The diesel undertones become more pronounced on the exhale, leaving a lingering, pleasantly pungent aftertaste. Lineage The Death Star strain is a cross of Sensi Star and Sour Diesel that runs indica dominant. Effects When I smoked Death Star, I felt a deep sense of relaxation that started with a cerebral euphoria and gradually melted into a full-body calm. It was perfect for unwinding in the evening, helping me ease into a restful state without being overly sedative. It also provided me excellent stress relief and mild pain management, making it a versatile choice for various needs. Conclusion If you're looking to conquer stress and embrace deep relaxation, then let Death Star be your guiding force. Visit top local DC medical dispensary, Takoma Wellness, to get your hands on this stellar strain, and may the high be with you! Don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Purple Push Pop - Top Level

    Initial Thoughts When I opened this pack of Purple Push Pop from DC marijuana dispensary, Top Level, I was immediately hit with a sweet, creamy aroma reminiscent of berry-flavored candy. The vibrant purple hues of the buds were striking, and clearly where the inspiration for the namesake came from. 🟣 Appearance Deep purple nugs that look silky to the touch and flaunt thick trichomes with patches of orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A strong berry scent with undertones of vanilla and a hint of earthiness. Flavor The flavor profile mirrors the aroma with a delightful mix of sweet berries and creamy vanilla, leaving a pleasant aftertaste on the palate. Lineage The Purple Push Pop strain is a cross of Cookies & Cream and Temple Flo that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Purple Push Pop hit me fairly quickly, providing balanced effects that made me feel both uplifted and relaxed simultaneously. The initial rush induced a tingly sense of happiness and creativity, perfect for stimulating artistic and creative thoughts. I found myself in a delightful mood, ready to take on any creative project with enthusiasm. Conclusion Overall, Purple Push Pop was a fantastic strain offering a potent, flavorful, and aesthetically pleasing experience. It's definitely one I would recommend to anyone looking for a balanced hybrid that delivers both mental stimulation and physical relaxation. Pick up some for your own stash at Top Level today and be sure to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Boss Pop - Capital Remedy

    Initial Thoughts Fresh from DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, check out this Boss Pop. Originally bred and cultivated by LA-based, High Tolerance, for millionaire rap mogul, Rick Ross (aka The Boss), it's one that the team heard about back in March and have been psyched to try. Known to be energetic and creativity inspiring, this batch is a treat for those who appreciate a Sativa lean out of their hybrids and with freakishly purple hues to the bud, the Boss Pop demands your attention (just like your real boss). 😂 Appearance Forest green and dark purple buds that are glittering with icy trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma An enjoyable blend of earthy and spicy notes, with a fresh, fruity undertone. Flavor A smooth mix of cherry and grape with an herbal aftertaste. Lineage The Boss Pop strain has genetics that are a closely guarded secret. Effects Boss Pop kicks in soon after exhaling with a powerful buzz. This felt like a nice warm blanket on a cold day with a wave of relaxation and bliss washing down from my head to body and limbs. After an initial euphoric and floaty mental high, I felt a mood boost with creativity and focus, making tasks more enjoyable and entertaining. With its active energy levels, this batch is ideal for daytime use or for taking a smoke break during the day - just don't let your boss catch you! Conclusion The Boss Pop strain checks a lot of boxes for me with its unique purple appearance, smooth flavor, and uplifting effects. It offers an immediate mood enhancement amid a euphoric buzz that leaves you creative and focused. Whether you’re looking to spice your weekend up, taking a timeout from work, or just a fan of energetic hybrids in general, this batch will do the trick. Visit Capital Remedy today to grab some Boss Pop of your own and don't forget to let them know Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Devil Driver by District Cannabis - Chesacanna Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)

    Initial Thoughts This Devil Driver, grown by District Cannabis and currently available from Baltimore area marijuana dispensary Chesacanna, is comprised of two popular strains, Melonade and Sundae Driver. With a sativa lean and high THC content ranging from 28% - 30%, this will probably get me pretty rev'd up and certainly isn’t for the faint of heart. Regardless, I’m excited to pack a bowl and hit the gas! 🏎️ Appearance A myriad of deep purple and dark, forest green sugar leaves dominate covered by a visually pleasing, consistent layer of milky trichomes. Status Curing. Aroma Tropical fruit, citrus, peach, grape, mild lemon, melon, sour pineapple. Flavor Grape, wildflower honey, lemon zest, cinnamon, pepper. Lineage The Devil Driver strain is a cross of Melonade and Sundae Driver that runs sativa dominant. Effects A refreshing wave of clarity and creativity immediately raced into my head. This was followed up with a tingling sensation on the temples coupled with some welcomed euphoria. As the high shifted gears I experienced a surge of feel good energy and positive vibes. It was smooth cruising all the way through for me, but I could see it being problematic for the newbies. Conclusion This is one energetic sativa dominant hybrid that has devilishly high potency. It possesses all the high octane elements to keep your head right and your motor running from the first wake and bake of the day all the way through until the night. Given its great cerebral buzz along with the creativity and clarity needed to face the day, Devil Driver won’t be leaving my rotation for quite some time. You can pick some up for your stash by heading to Chesacanna ASAP and don't forget to let them know you found it on Toker's Guide! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

  • Headcracker by Rythm - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)

    Initial Thoughts Despite the name, this batch of Rythm Headcracker from Maryland marijuana dispensary, Waave, is a relaxing, easily approachable strain for both experienced and novice tokers alike. The come up is surprisingly slow and comfortable given the high THC level. Most notable, however, are the head surrounding feelings of warmth that are oh so soothing in nature. 🫠 Appearance Vivid and light lime green colored buds with some orange pistols dispersed throughout. A light layer of trichomes, but ones that are still mostly fresh and shimmery. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Pine, mint, sour apple, spruce, cedar, earth. Flavor Earthy, spicy, herbaceous, orange citrus fruit, pine, spearmint. Lineage The Headcracker strain is a cross of Tres Dawg IX and Tres OG that runs indica dominant. Effects A very, very mellow onset despite the potency. A gentle warming effect on the head, neck, and body. Welcome tingles behind the ears that foster an enormous sense of wellbeing and a feeling that all is well. The high comes on nicely and will have you giggling in no time. Also note that some users have reported its remarkable ability to relieve headaches. Great for lazy afternoons and evenings. Conclusion This is a super solid indica hybrid from Rhythm with a winning combination of dominant terpenes, Beta Myrcene and Limonene. It creates the perfect balance of a mellow, relaxing body high while keeping up mental acuity and without sedation. So if you've had one head cracker of a day, pick up some Headcracker from Waave and get the relief you deserve! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

  • Sugar Biscuits by CULTA - Chesacanna Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)

    Strain : Sugar Biscuits Dispensary : Chesacanna Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 8.9/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Baltimore area marijuana dispensary, Chesacanna , served up these sweet Sugar Biscuits buds recently and the Toker's Guide team thought their effects were especially noteworthy. Grown by local Maryland craft cannabis cultivators, CULTA, this batch provides an immediate and potent body buzz. One where blissful waves shower the body, starting from top to bottom, along the path of the central nervous system. The stellar genetics at play here are what dreams are made of. I encourage stoner’s to trace the family tree, go down the rabbit hole, and watch your anticipation grow. Get ready to be transported! Appearance Tones of Chartreuse and army green leaves sit under a sugar-like crustiness of attractive trichomes. Status Curing Aroma Dank, gassy, dark fruit cake, fermented berry, fruit funk. Flavor Gas, menthol, sage, sour cherry jolly rancher. Lineage The Sugar Biscuits strain is a cross of Animal Cookies and Do-Si-Dos that runs indica dominant. Effects Immediate muscle relaxation, blissful euphoria, couch lock, sleepy, giggly. Conclusion A truly fantastic indica-dominant hybrid. Absolutely delicious, terp-heavy, smokey flavors. Very stoney effects, pairs well with warm, cozy energy. An excellent choice for a lazy wake and bake or the final bowl before bed or if you just want to lay in bed and stay incognito for a proper mental health day. Helped me by reducing inflammation, insomnia, and melting away mental stress. To check out these Sugar Biscuits for yourself head over to Chesacanna ASAP and don't forget to let them know Toker's Guide sent you! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

  • Lemon Cherry Gelato - The Herban Hustle

    Initial Thoughts So much Lemon Cherry Gelato is circulating around it's hard to know which batch is worth grabbing and which ones are worth passing by. However, when you see this recognizable jar of from DC craft cannabis cultivator, The Herban Hustle, know that it's always of the highest quality. Their reputation speaks for itself, but I'll say it: this is one fire batch of LCG. 🔥🍋🍒 Appearance These beautiful nugs are green and purple with frosty white trichomes galore and dark orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma This smells like proper Lemon Cherry Gelato with a tart citrus cherry scent. Flavor The taste follows suit and was smooth and flavorful until the very end of my joint. Lineage The Lemon Cherry Gelato strain is a cross of Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies that runs slightly indica dominant. Effects Lemon Cherry Gelato immediately relaxed me, creating the perfect atmosphere for consuming content because it sparked an active and creative mind. The good vibes helped me focus on the good things in life and fostered a sense of optimism and hope for the future. Most notably however, my stress and anxiety levels dropped to zero, leaving me feeling completely at ease. Conclusion It’s not everyday that you see a Lemon Cherry Gelato that checks all the boxes. For me, this batch is super smooth and flavorful while also delivering on looks, aroma and effects. It’s what has come to be expected with the quality flower that The Herban Hustle produces and why I keep coming back for more. Be sure to try out this superb Lemon Cherry Gelato and let us know what you think in the comments!

  • 992 - Buddha Buddy DC

    Initial Thoughts Continuing their legacy of providing major zen, DC marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC, is now offering this mesmerizing 992. This batch looks to deliver a calming, peaceful high without sacrificing mental clarity and the nugs are sticky, but easy to grind and ready to roll. Appearance Dense buds with a beautiful orange and green coloration featuring frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A super sugary blend of candy and fruity berries. Flavor Sweet and piney flavor, followed by a citrusy exhale with an aftertaste of gas and berries. Lineage The 992 strain has unknown genetics. Effects Upon first inhale, I felt a gentle, floaty stimulation that starts in the head, creating a sense of mental ease and euphoria. Following this was a loose feeling in the body, making me feel weightless and free of tension. This batch is ideal for unwinding after a long day or simply enjoying a peaceful evening, and with its potency a little goes a long way. Conclusion 992 is a standout strain for those seeking a relaxing smoking experience. With its delightful flavor profile, featuring sugary notes of berries and candy, this bud's a sweet ride from start to finish. Treat yourself to a delicious batch of 992 by placing an order from Buddha Buddy DC today and be sure to let them know Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Amaretto Sour - The Gift Givers

    Initial Thoughts I’m not big on drinking so I’ve honestly never heard of an Amaretto Sour before, but it does seem like something that would be up my alley if I chose to indulge. Sweet, tart and slightly citrusy, just like this Amaretto Sour strain that’s currently available at DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers. For those that want a cocktail-esque option that's still got delicious flavor and potent effects, but sans alcohol, this one's for you. 🥃🍋 Appearance Light and dark green shades and lots of frosty trichomes with fiery orange pistils contrasting nicely. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Gassy and sour mixed with a predominantly earthy scent and hints of lemon citrus. Flavor Sour and funky on the inhale and nutty and gassy on the exhale. Lineage The Amaretto Sour strain is a cross of Zkittles and (Biscotti X Sherb BX) that runs slightly indica dominant. Effects Amaretto Sour slowly delivered a delightful sensation of tingles and buzzing, infusing my body with a gentle yet invigorating energy. Despite a slight haze that settled over my mind, I found myself surprisingly functional both mentally and physically, able to navigate tasks with ease. It ended up leaving me in a happy and uplifted state. Conclusion Whether you're unwinding after a long day or seeking a gentle boost of energy, this Amaretto Sour delivers a balanced experience that leaves you feeling uplifted and content. So, why not put down the glass and raise a joint to this captivating strain! Order some for Happy Hour today by hitting up The Gift Givers and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Lava Cake 2G Cannon Pre-roll by Cannahiba - Elevated Lounge

    Initial Thoughts What’s better than finding a fresh batch of Lava Cake? It’s finding a 2G cannon of Lava Cake expertly rolled by Cannahiba and available at DC marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge. Not for the faint of heart, cannons are great for special occasions, or just because you want to burn on a massive, delicious, wood-tipped pre-roll. 🤤 Appearance A perfectly rolled cylindrical cannon with a Cannahiba branded label and a functional wooden tip. Status Freshly rolled. Flavor Smooth until the last pull but the flavor seemed to develop more as the joint burned. It built up slow but about halfway through I started getting really sweet and tasty fruity notes that came out of nowhere. Lineage The Lava Cake strain is a cross of Grape Pie and Thin Mint Cookies that runs indica dominant. Effects Lava Cake hit me with heavy effects right from the start, especially after smoking an entire cannon. As the initial high settled in, the munchies hit me hard, making it impossible to resist raiding the fridge. The wave of relaxation that followed was equally intense, making it hard to avoid sinking into the couch. Conclusion Be sure to light up these cannons with patience. I find it best to roast the tip and get the end completely cherried before taking my first pull. It leads to a more even burn making the entire experience more enjoyable. You can grab one (or many) of these phenomenal Lava Cake cannons for yourself by heading to Elevated Lounge ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Wake N Bake - Smoke Jumpers

    Initial Thoughts Keeping in line with this strains name, I thought it’d only be right to start my day off with a joint of Wake N Bake, the latest offering from DC marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers. While it doesn't necessarily have to be a morning toke, it just feels right to light this up first thing in the morning. ☀️☕️ Appearance Light green nugs mix with a layer of glimmering trichomes and crazy red looking pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Dank and piney with an underlying hashy scent. Flavor Gassy and lemony on the inhale and a woody pine taste on the exhale. Lineage The Wake N Bake strain is a cross of Snowman and Project No. 4165 that runs sativa dominant. Effects Wake N Bake ushered in a state of perfect harmony, where everything seemed to align seamlessly. It offered a somewhat psychedelic experience, where colors took on a vibrant intensity, and the world around me seemed to come alive with newfound clarity. I found my senses stimulated in the most delightful way, allowing me to fully immerse myself in the present moment and let loose without inhibition. Conclusion Wake N Bake is a strain that invites you to embrace the beauty of the moment and awaken your senses to the wonders of the world. Watch the sun rise, listen to the birds chirp, or have a cup of morning joe all while Wake’n N Bake’n. Start your mornings off right by heading on down to Smoke Jumpers and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you while you’re there!

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