Initial Thoughts After speaking with so many of Toker’s Guides readers at our 4/20 event the one product that kept getting brought up was these DC MOTA vape pens. They're available at DC marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, right now and we had to let all of you know that they just dropped some new flavors: Red Bull and Ice Cream Cake! Appearance The vape pen is housed in the classic DC MOTA Flip packaging, with all the strain information on the back. The pen is familiar but it has new decals for Red Bull and Ice Cream Cake to label it. The Indica side has much lighter oil than the sativa side, but it's cool to see how different plants react to the extraction process. Flavor The Red Bullz is more gassy, sour and spicy while the Ice Cream Cake is on the sweeter end of the spectrum with some creamy notes, reminding me of sherbert ice cream. Lineage The Red Bull strain is a cross of White Runtz and Grape Gasoline that runs sativa dominant while the Ice Cream Cake strain is a cross of Gelato and Wedding Cake that runs indica dominant. Effects The Red Bull side is perfect for when I want something a little stimulating without completely putting me over the top. It’s great for most of the day but I found it especially helpful for that boost of energy after work when I needed to run around and get some errands done. The Ice Cream Cake side on the other hand was for the complete opposite, I turned to that when I wanted to space out. It was disorienting, but not in a bad way, everything from my vision to my toes went fuzzy. It especially helped me settle and clear my mind after a long day. Conclusion I always love the DC MOTA “Flips” for the convenience of being able to switch back and forth, especially when it provides a wide range of effects like this pen. I can happily puff on the sativa all day then swap to the indica when I’m ready to tone it down without even skipping a beat. Try out these dual purpose vape pens at Taste Budz today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts These baby bottle shaped packs of Platinum Cry Baby are currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness. Cultivated locally by Terp Lords, this designer batch is fresh and stinky with some kush-like berry undertones. If you've had a bad week and are feeling a bit out of sorts, why not pacify yourself with a "bottle" of nature's best! 🍼 Appearance Solid, dense looking lime green and purple buds that have loads of trichomes and were actually quite soft and easy to break up. Status Fresh. Aroma These berry scented nugs are pungent. Even with the bag closed it filled up the room with a fresh ganja scent. Flavor The inhales were kushy and especially smooth, with notes of berries, pine, and earth. Lineage The Platinum Cry Baby strain is likely a cross Platinum Kush and OG Kush that runs indica dominant. Effects From the moment I took a puff, I could feel my senses coming alive, every touch, sound, and sensation felt magnified and intensified. It didn’t add any paranoia but was more as if I were awakening from a deep slumber. My body sustained a heavy feeling but my mind was sent into a whirlwind of heightened perception. Then it was as if everything mellowed out into a comfortable spaciness with a chill and calming body buzz. One of the most enjoyable Kush-oriented indica's I've had recently and great for lazy evenings. Conclusion With a strong, yet delightful berry aroma and flavor along with potent indica effects, this Platinum Cry Baby can help nurture any relaxing weekend. Got a friend who won't stop whining about a break up? Stick one of these bottles in his mouth (figuratively) and he's sure to be smoothed. Grab some today at Maven Wellness and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts It was evident within seconds of opening the jar of this P85 strain, currently available from DC marijuana delivery service Buddha Buddy DC, that this was a batch with some truly special characteristics. It’s hard to say whether I noticed its potent scent or beautiful looks first, but all I know is I can’t get enough. 😋 Appearance These buds have a frosted out appearance from the sheer amount of trichomes covering the purples and greens below. The pistils are remarkably orange and fiery looking as well. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sharp and tart scent that goes straight up the nose to tickle and stimulate the brain. Flavor A smooth bubblegum taste that phased into a spicy and sweet fusion. Lineage The P85 strain is a cross of LUI and Bubblegum that runs indica dominant. Effects The onset from P85 was quick and maintained its potency throughout the experience, ensuring a long-lasting and consistent effect. From the moment I indulged, a sense of calmness washed over me, gently easing away the stresses of the day. This strain is definitely for indica enthusiasts like myself - despite not causing couch lock, it left me feeling sleepy and lacking motivation. I felt free to move at will, but just didn’t want to. Conclusion P85 is a haven for indica enthusiasts seeking respite from the chaos of everyday life. With its gentle yet potent effects, it offers a tranquil escape into a realm of serenity and creativity. Whether seeking solace or inspiration, P85 is a steadfast companion, just like the team at Buddha Buddy DC who stand ready to deliver some directly to your doorstep.

Initial Thoughts This batch of fire is so fresh that the resinous oil coating it creates stringy spider web-like structures as I pull the buds apart. Not only is this a signal of freshness, but also sure-fire quality and potency too. Bred and cultivated by local craft cannabis guru's, Bloomingdale Organic, Arcanum immediately made its way to the front of my stash box. 🎁 Appearance Wonderfully resinous buds with fresh white trichomes, beautiful reddish-orange pistils and a mixed base of purples and greens. Status Fresh. Aroma The smell is so interesting and multifaceted, mixing chem with a dank kush-like scent. Flavor Oh so smooth with a surprisingly fresh and clean, yet skunky, taste. Lineage The Arcanum strain is a cross of The Color of Space and Chemistry that runs sativa dominant. Effects Upon indulging in Arcanum, I was greeted by a surge of talkativeness and focus, propelling me into a state of heightened awareness and engagement. It worked better for me than any ADHD medicine I have ever tried. The strain's intensively relaxing properties worked in harmony with its stimulating effects, creating a balance that invigorated both body and mind. Conclusion I always love a good batch from a local craft cultivator. I wholeheartedly believe that the future of great cannabis lies in their hands. Plus it's amazing to see what the team at Bloomingdale Organic can do when breeding their own strains - they should be proud of the standard they're helping set in the DC area. If you're like me and can't wait to try out more of their products, be sure to hit up Bloomingdale Organic and mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts DC marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers is back at it again with incredible flower, this time hitting us with a dose of the Laughing Gas strain. This batch is a one way ticket to giggle-town but all jokes aside, this is some super fresh flower with a Shrek green tint and a gassy citrus aroma. I truly think it can turn any frown upside down. Let's dig in! 🙃 Appearance Vibrant green buds make this flower visually pop, decorated with dense starry trichomes and stout orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Like the name implies, gas fuels the scent and pairs with a zesty citrus undertone. Flavor Earthy pine blends with a kick of sour citrus. Lineage The Laughing Gas strain is a cross of Laughing Buddha and Gas that runs sativa dominant. Effects It turns out that the name of this batch is spot on, with the initial buzz settling me into a silly goose mood. Laughing came easy as I found myself giggling at everything, funny or not, which reminded me of the uncontrollable laughter you would get in the early days of smoking with your best buds. Past this kid-like joyousness, I felt very loose mentally, energized by a creative and carefree attitude brought on by the sativa dominance of this batch. A perfect strain to enjoy in social settings, on the go, or when you need a good laugh in life. Conclusion The name of this strain definitely makes sense once you see what Laughing Gas brings to the table. Grinding up this plush green flower and taking a smooth toke provides a boost of giddiness that will have your cheeks sore from laughing as you find humor in almost anything. This is the perfect strain to enjoy with friends or in a social setting to put you in the right mood for a great time. Available now from Smoke Jumpers marijuana dispensary in DC, treat yourself to a batch of the Laughing Gas strain and let them know Toker’s Guide sent you at the counter!

Initial Thoughts DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, is serving up scoops of this Red Velvet x Zerbert just in time for this beautiful springtime weather. To me, after just a few hits, these fluffy, colorful buds started looking more and more like a delicious blend of ice cream flavors atop an ice cream cone. Unlike actual ice cream, however, you'll be the one delightfully melting into your couch and with no worries about getting a brain freeze either. 🫠 Appearance Fluffy buds with extraterrestrial coloration of deep purple and green along with thick orange pistils and icy trichomes glittering the surface. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A potent aroma of creamy cake and earthy skunk. Flavor Sweet and smooth, like a bite of red velvet cake. Lineage The name is self explanatory here: Red Velvet x Zerbert is a cross of Red Velvet and Zerbert that runs indica dominant. Effects This flower hit fast with a noticeable buzz flowing down my body making the world feel like jello. I was a little slo-mo at first, but then I noticed a happy high settling in mentally, like a euphoric boost in the back of the mind. This loosened me up and created a worry-free, relaxed state of peace - what I imagine a dog feels like taking a nap in the sun on a nice afternoon. Ideal for leaving behind a mind that's been racing all day to take a break and find some zen. Conclusion With this Red Velvet x Zerbert it's hard to go wrong - especially if you're an indica lover. From its otherworldly look to its smooth smoking experience, this batch put a satisfying smile on my face every time its warm buzz set in. In sum, it's top shelf flower with wondrous, relaxing, indica-oriented effects. If you’re looking for something that gets the job done and then some, take a visit to Treehouse DC today and don't forget to let them know Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts With the odds of encountering a Blue Lobster in the wild running at around one in two million, it's fair to say that it's a symbol of rarity. In the cannabis world, Blue Lobster is only slightly less scare, but if you're wondering where to find it presently, look no further. We've recently found that the elusive creature is currently available from none other than DC marijuana delivery service, HYFE. 🔵🦞 Appearance The buds are darker shades of green and deep blue while the trichomes shimmer like pearls. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Notes of fresh salty sea air and briny ocean spray mingle with hints of blueberry and citrus. Flavor A sweet blueberry and grape taste with a slightly apple-like essence, likely stemming from the Apples & Bananas in its lineage. Lineage The Blue Lobster strain is a cross of Apples & Bananas and Eye Candy that runs indica dominant. Effects Blue Lobster is as satisfying as grabbing hold of a freshly broken wave, but this wave is so smooth it's one to be savored all the way in to shore. The high began with a euphoric surge, lifting me up like a swell but never able to overpower me and toss me off my board. It’s exactly what I remember after a day out on the water, feeling serene, tranquil, and deeply at peace. Conclusion You don’t have to be a seafood fan to like this Blue Lobster. The sheer rarity alone is enough to make me want to try it and never release it to the wild. But, what's the fun in that if everyone else can't try it too? Luckily, in this case, it was a good haul and there's a enough to go around. To get your share of this catch of the day simply place an order with HYFE ASAP and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Freshly cultivated from our friends with the green thumb at DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden, comes the Fuel Smoothie strain. If the name is any indicator, this batch is bound to be rejuvenating, mentally nutritious, and downright delicious. This one easily passes the eye-test, featuring dark shades of purple clashing with vibrant greens for an incredibly satisfying look, paired with a sweet herbal aroma that is straight up dank! 🤤 Appearance Fluffy buds with deep purple hues contrasting against bright greens, thin layers of small, frosty trichomes and scattered orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet and fruity notes meet a smooth pine scent. Flavor A mix of fruit and herbal flower with a dash of pine for an enjoyable taste. Lineage The Fuel Smoothie strain has unknown genetics. Effects Shortly after exhaling it felt like my brain took a break and decided to sit in a tube going down a lazy river. Like a feeling of weightlessness, worries and aches washed away from my mind and body, putting me in a state of peace and relaxation as if I was at a beach on vacation. Whether I was outside enjoying a nice day or hanging on the couch at the end of the night, the Fuel Smoothie batch brought the same energy allowing me to take a step back, enjoy the moment, and chill out with my mind at ease. Conclusion When people refer to taking a chill pill, they really mean take a rip of this Fuel Smoothie. Instantly relaxing, this indica hybrid provides mental tranquility and a release of stress, tightness, and aches in the body. The fluffy buds are easy to grind, and the sweet fruit and pine flavor goes down smoothly making this batch easy to enjoy for beginners and seasoned Tokers alike. Head over to The Garden today to treat yourself to a batch of Fuel Smoothie and don't forget to mention Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Here's another excellent batch of the always enjoyable hybrid, Pink Runtz. Currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, it's powered by a delightfully balanced high that, in many ways, molds to the desired experience of the user. In other words, it's sort of like a choose your own adventure situation, but of the stoner variety. 😶‍🌫️ Appearance Large, dense, and lush green buds with blue hues and a white blanket of trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A candy scent mixed with sweet vanilla cake. Flavor Sweet berries and candy-like flavors consume the pallet. Lineage The Pink Runtz strain is believed to be a cross of Pink Panties and Runtz that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Pink Runtz offered a balanced and gentle high, mainly providing a heightened state of euphoria. Unlike some Runtz crosses, this particular strain never left me feeling tired or sedated, allowing me to enjoy its uplifting effects without any unwanted drowsiness. Instead, I experienced a gentle come-up, accompanied by a euphoric boost that lifted my spirits and alleviated any discomfort or pain I may have been feeling. Conclusion If you haven’t had the chance to try out Pink Runtz yet then take this as your sign that now is the time. With its euphoric effects and gentle come-up, it provides a sense of well-being and relaxation without any unwanted side effects. It's also deliciously sweet like candy and versatile enough for nearly any time of day (except, perhaps, right before bed). Stop on by Taste Budz to try some for yourself today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you when you do!

Initial Thoughts I anticipated the perfect union of flavor and relaxation, much like the joining of two souls in holy matrimony. Evoking images of celebration and sweetness, Wedding Pie, which is currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, invites me to partake in the joyous festivities of life, one puff at a time. Appearance Shades of deep green intermingled with hues of purple and orange while trichomes sparkled like delicate sugar crystals. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Notes of sweet vanilla and buttery syrup that is enjoyably gentle. Flavor The flavor is an outstanding sweet, creamy, vanilla mixture with hints of spice and citrus. Lineage The Wedding Pie strain is a cross of Wedding Cake and Grape Pie that runs indica dominant. Effects Wedding Pie was marvelous, providing a functional high that kept me motivated and engaged without the heavy sedation often associated with indicas. Far from leaving me couch-locked, this strain infused me with a sense of purpose and happiness, making tasks feel like a joy rather than a chore. I tackled my honey-do list with gusto, and was praised for getting it all done so quickly! Conclusion I’d like to recommend Wedding Pie's mood improving qualities to every married couple. It's delectable flavor, potent high, and ability to put a smile on your face would undoubtedly add even more delight to a wedding ceremony as well - after all, it is wedding season. You can get hitched to some Wedding Pie of your own by visiting Elevated Lounge ASAP and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts With a name that implies a luxurious feeling similar to being escorted around town in the upmost comfort, this batch of Chauffeur has an intriguing aroma and reputed lineage, as well. Available at Waave Dispensary in Greenbelt, Maryland, and cultivated by Strane, I was filled with anticipation and curiosity about the sophisticated effects I had heard so much about. I couldn't wait to be cruising through the rest of my day and riding high in style.🕴️ Appearance These buds are visually striking, with a dense and resinous structure that reeks potency. Shades of green intermingle with hints of purple and blue, creating a colorful and captivating display. The trichome coverage is heavy, making it appear as though it were frost covered. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Chauffeur delights with a complex and inviting aroma. Sweet and floral notes dominate, with hints of lavender, jasmine, and citrus. These scents are complemented by subtle undertones of earth and spices. Flavor Upon inhalation, the flavors of Chauffeur burst forth with intensity and nuance. The taste is a harmonious blend of sweetness and herbal notes, with distinct hints of lavender, rosemary, and lemon zest. A touch of peppery spice lingers in the background, adding a subtle kick to the experience. The smoke is smooth and flavorful, leaving a pleasant aftertaste on the palate. Lineage The Chauffeur strain is a cross of Wedding Cake and Daily Driver that runs indica dominant. Effects The effects of Chauffeur are highly potent and cause deep relaxation that soothes the body and mind. Ideal for evening use, its known for offering relief from stress, anxiety, pain, and insomnia. Conclusion Chauffeur by Strane is cultivar that has more than lived up to its sophisticated name and reputation. From its enticing aroma to its exotically delicious flavor profile and ultra relaxing effects, this is a great melt-into-your-couch indica option. It's one to have around for those days when you just want someone else to take the wheel of life for a while. To experience it for yourself head over to Waave Dispensary ASAP and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Initial Thoughts Visualize a packed strawberry field at sunrise, with buds of Strawberry Durban Diesel glistening like dew-kissed berries in the morning light. From its name alone, one can expect an explosive combination of fruity sweetness and invigorating diesel fuel. However, this one is so much more than just it's delicious flavor - its powerfully energetic sativa high is the real reason it made it into my stash box. Fresh from DC marijuana dispensary, Yana Wellness, this is one that no local sativa-lover should miss. 🍓⛽️ Appearance Vibrant shades of light and dark green mingle with hints orange from the pistils spaced throughout. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A fresh field picked sweetness with notes of ripe strawberries that dance alongside hints of citrus and fuel. Flavor Notable diesel fuel flavors combine with a slight citrus and hazy strawberry taste. Lineage The Strawberry Durban Diesel is a cross of Strawberry Cough and Durban Poison that runs sativa dominant. Effects With its sativa-dominant effects, this strain offered a burst of creativity and focus that fueled my productivity and inspired motivation. My stress and fatigue melted away as an uplifting feeling took hold, leaving me feeling refreshed and revitalized. However, Strawberry Durban Diesel's effects went beyond mere stimulation, it actually offered results by keeping me productive while I continued to take hits. Conclusion Strawberry Durban Diesel is a sweet and energizing journey with its delightful flavor profile, invigorating effects, and esteemed lineage. Its balanced nature made it suitable for any time of the day, whether I was seeking a morning pick-me-up or a midday boost, I knew I could go to this Strawberry Durban Diesel from Yana Wellness for that extra boost. Be sure to stop in to try it for yourself and don’t forget to let them know Toker’s Guide sent you!