Strain: Red Velvet x Zerbert |
Service: Treehouse DC |
Service Type: DC Storefront |
Overall Rating: 8.9/10 |
Lean: Indica Dominant |
Initial Thoughts
DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, is serving up scoops of this Red Velvet x Zerbert just in time for this beautiful springtime weather. To me, after just a few hits, these fluffy, colorful buds started looking more and more like a delicious blend of ice cream flavors atop an ice cream cone. Unlike actual ice cream, however, you'll be the one delightfully melting into your couch and with no worries about getting a brain freeze either. 🫠
Appearance
Fluffy buds with extraterrestrial coloration of deep purple and green along with thick orange pistils and icy trichomes glittering the surface.
Status
Fresh, but starting to cure.
Aroma
A potent aroma of creamy cake and earthy skunk.
Flavor
Sweet and smooth, like a bite of red velvet cake.
Lineage
The name is self explanatory here: Red Velvet x Zerbert is a cross of Red Velvet and Zerbert that runs indica dominant.
Effects
This flower hit fast with a noticeable buzz flowing down my body making the world feel like jello. I was a little slo-mo at first, but then I noticed a happy high settling in mentally, like a euphoric boost in the back of the mind. This loosened me up and created a worry-free, relaxed state of peace - what I imagine a dog feels like taking a nap in the sun on a nice afternoon. Ideal for leaving behind a mind that's been racing all day to take a break and find some zen.
Conclusion
With this Red Velvet x Zerbert it's hard to go wrong - especially if you're an indica lover. From its otherworldly look to its smooth smoking experience, this batch put a satisfying smile on my face every time its warm buzz set in. In sum, it's top shelf flower with wondrous, relaxing, indica-oriented effects. If you’re looking for something that gets the job done and then some, take a visit to Treehouse DC today and don't forget to let them know Toker’s Guide sent you!