Initial Thoughts Two scoops has been my strategy to remember the spelling of dessert vs desert, but now it also happens to be the name of my new favorite strain. Dressed in its sundae's best, Two Scoops is currently being served at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, YANA Wellness. Put a bowl of dessert and a packed bowl of Two Scoops in front of me and I’ll choose the Two Scoops every time. 🥄🥄 Appearance This batch of Two Scoops is bright purple and green with frosty, fresh, and starry trichomes. The buds are hand-trimmed and the caliber is exceptionally high. Status Fresh and sticky. Aroma A creamy, dank scent with notes of cream, vanilla, and exotic herbs. Flavor Much like the aroma with cream and vanilla on the inhale and a spicy, herbal aftertaste. Lineage The Two Scoops strain is a cross of Grape Sherbet and Orange Sherbet that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Two Scoops proved to be energizing, giving me a burst of creative and productive energy.  It is a potent but sociable strain that is perfect if I know I’m going to be around people. I found myself giggling at jokes, even those only in my own mind, but I didn’t care if it made me look silly. The best part is, just when I thought my social meter was maxed out, Two Scoops swooped in and the stresses of the day melted away. Conclusion It's evident that the cultivator of this Two Scoops harvest has gone above and beyond because the end result is a phenomenal product that I want to burn down again and again. You could spend ample time, run your grow perfectly, and still not end up with flower that's this exceptionally high quality. Be sure to pick up this Two Scoops from YANA Wellness quickly because it won't last long and one scoop just isn’t enough. Don’t forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts This crazy and creatively named strain, Cotton Candy Chubbies, is currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level. It's like savoring the fluffiest cotton candy, but this time, the high is the sweet reward that leaves you floating among candy clouds. ☁️🍭 Appearance These nugs have a darker hue to them mixing deep purples and dark greens. The pistils are a fiery red color and the trichomes are stacked nicely. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet and soothing floral scent with an underlying minty-ness. Flavor Spicy and herbal on the inhale with hints of sweet candy, cream, and hazelnut on the smooth exhale. Lineage The Cotton Candy Chubbies strain has unknown genetics. Effects The journey with Cotton Candy Chubbies took an unexpected turn as it delivered a light-on-my-feet buzz. Contrary to the ordinary expectations of an indica, the strain uplifted me and made me feel loose, creating a dynamic and invigorating experience. The initial burst of energy put me in the mood and had me chasing down my significant other. However, as the initial burst of energy ran out, Cotton Candy Chubbies seduced me into sleep with heavy, tingly legs. Conclusion The effects produced by this batch of Cotton Candy Chubbies were the perfect choice for moments when I needed a quick pick me up and some spontaneous energy. Use your imagination from there, or head on down to Top Level to pick up some Cotton Candy Chubbies and see for yourself. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts If you aren’t the biggest fan of the dentist then worry not, indulging in Sweet Tooth won't give you a real cavity - just a serious case of the munchies! Cultivated by Terp Lords and currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness, this batch is a top-notch indica option to put on your shopping list. 🛒 Appearance These buds looked twinkly with a good covering of starry trichomes that sprinkled off as I broke them apart. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Fruity with a sweet candy and subtle spicy, floral scent. Flavor The flavor isn’t as sweet as its scent or name, but it's still very exotic and delicious with notes of wood, spice, and wild flowers as well. Lineage The Sweet Tooth strain is a cross of Hawaiian, Afghani, and Nepali that runs indica dominant. Effects Smoking on some Sweet Tooth led to heavy eyes and an initially strong head buzz, which settled just as my joint finished up. The high put me in a happy and outgoing mood, with a case of the munchies, particularly craving sweet snacks. I was comfortably numb once the sedative nature crept up on me, making me even more stoned than I initially realized. Conclusion Overall, this batch of Sweet Tooth is an indica-lovers dream - one that's both highly intoxicating and overtly calming in nature. Interestingly, it seems to have actually given me a sweet tooth, and by the end of my high it was nearly impossible not to scrounge my house for more chocolate. To experience it for yourself just head to Maven Wellness today and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Keep an eye out for this sweet trap of bliss, where the stickiness isn't just resin, it's a testament to this strain's irresistible effects. Glue Trap, currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, lures you in with its enthralling qualities. But, fear not, for this is a happy trap that you'll want to consciously fall into over and over again. 🪤 Appearance These dense buds are bright green in color with a frosty layer of white trichomes atop along with thin brownish-orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet floral scent. Flavor The taste is very much reminiscent of a dank Gorilla Glue with some sour, piney, and Chem-like notes along with hints of fuel. Lineage The Glue Trap strain is a cross of Gorilla Glue and Guard Dawg that runs indica dominant. Effects For me, most strains from the "Glue" family tree have a tremendous body high, but leave me totally couch-locked and this Glue Trap certainly followed suit. The "stickiness" of the situation created a bit of a predicament, as the desire for snacks clashed with the restful, downward inertia. Otherwise, I'd say it left me feeling immensely relaxed and without a care in the world. Conclusion This Glue Trap reminded me of a Zkittles cut because while its appearance didn’t blow me away the effects were top-notch. Ultimately, the potency and it's "adhesive" abilities helped me recall the classic notion that the best traps are the ones you walk into willingly. Walk on into Treehouse DC today and pick up some Glue Trap for yourself and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts With a name like Supreme Diesel, expectations were already set high and I was under the assumption I was dealing with a Sour Diesel cross (I'm a big fan of "Sour D"). After confirming my suspicions with DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, I noticed the other side of the cross happened to be Jet Fuel Gelato. Now, the name Supreme Diesel made even more sense - it's the combination of two gas strains with only one expected result: high quality octane. ⛽️ Appearance Mainly green buds that express some blue hues as well. The trichomes are starry and white. Blue colors in cannabis can come from stress caused by cold temperatures, just to show that genetics dont always determine the outcome. Status Fresh. Aroma A sour and heavy diesel fuel scent. Flavor Smooth diesel flavor with a slight taste of bbq on the exhale. If you're into gassy this is the one - delicious! Lineage The Supreme Diesel strain is a cross of Sour Diesel and Jet Fuel Gelato that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Supreme Diesel provided me with tremendous positivity, allowing me to radiate a super positive mindset to those around me. It was as if a switch had been flipped, and suddenly, anything felt possible. The strain became my motivational coach, encouraging a go-getter attitude that made even the most challenging goals seem achievable. It's uplifting to say the least and prob not great for bedtime sessions. Conclusion Supreme Diesel is the fuel needed for a supercharged, positive journey. With an energetic body high and a side of giggles, it's a recipe for a euphoric journey - one that starts with a delicious, gassy exhale. If you're looking to get better MPG’s, fill your gas tank up with The Gift Givers and be sure to try this Supreme Diesel. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, HYFE, is currently stocking some fine flower originally bred by the renowned Gelato master himself, Sherbinskis. Yes, this Airwhon strain is clearly grown with the upmost care and promises a highly potent experience. Drawing inspiration from two revered Gelato lines, the aroma also has my salivary glands going full throttle. 🤤 Appearance Dense, frosty nugs adorned with vibrant hues characterize Airwhon, hinting at its potency and meticulous cultivation. Think frosty green with hints of purple and orange pistils, all reflecting its Gelato heritage. Status Cured. Aroma Prepare for a sweet and fruity explosion. Strawberries take center stage, reminiscent of ripe, juicy berries dipped in creamy yogurt. Sandalwood adds a subtle earthiness and complexity, rounding out the aroma with an intriguing layer of depth. This combination suggests a delightful harmony of sweet and savory notes, a testament to Sherbinskis' Gelato expertise. Flavor The flavor journey mirrors the aroma's delight. Expect an initial wave of sweet strawberries, reminiscent of freshly made jam. Undertones of creamy gelato emerge, adding a decadent smoothness to the experience. The subtle sandalwood from the aroma translates into a hint of earthiness on the exhale, providing a well-rounded and satisfying finish. Lineage Airwhon is a celebration of Gelato genetics with a sativa skew. In fact, it combines two esteemed lineages: Mr. Sherbinski's original Gelato (Gello): This renowned phenotype, a cross of Sunset Sherbert and Thin Mint Cookies, contributes the sweet and creamy Gelato base, known for its potency and deliciousness. Lemon Cherry Gelato: Popularized by the Backpack Boyz, this Gelato #33 offspring adds a bright lemon-cherry twist to the profile, enhancing the sweetness and complexity. Effects Based on its Gelato lineage and Sherbinskis' reputation, Airwhon delivers a mostly balanced, but slightly uplifting high. Expect an initial euphoric rush, boosting creativity and focus, thanks to the sativa influence. This cerebral energy will be seamlessly woven with a relaxing body buzz, courtesy of the Thin Mint Cookies and Gelato #33 genetics. The overall experience could be perfect for daytime activities, social gatherings, or simply enjoying a productive yet chill mood. Conclusion Airwhon by Sherbinskis emerges as a captivating strain, drawing upon the Gelato legacy for a flavorful and potent experience. The aroma and flavor profile are delectable and the top-notch lineage creates and well-rounded, feel-so-good journey without sedation. If you're a fan of Sherbinskis' Gelato offerings or appreciate sweet, fruity strains with relatively balanced effects, Airwhon is worth exploring. To pick some up for own stash just place your order with HYFE today and don't forget to let them know that Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts The Daper Don, or John Gotti was a MOB boss in the Gambino crime family in the 80s. Powerful and elaborate, just like the boss himself, this Gotti from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, demands respect. It makes me wonder if you mess around too much with this strain, you may find yourself in the dirt. 🪦 Appearance Primarily purple buds that are beefy in stature and possess plenty of orange pistils poking out. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet cherry scent with a berry undertone. Flavor The flavor is straight candy with a sweetness that made my mouth water again and again. Lineage The Gotti strain is a three-way cross of Biscotti, Gelato 41, and Gelly that runs indica dominant. Effects The journey with Gotti began with a sigh of relief, much like how John Gotti must have felt when his hit on Castellano was executed. As the heavy indica body high took hold, the relaxation was so intense that I found myself comfortably settled on the couch, surrendering like I’m about to be whacked. I passed out on the couch only to wake up in the middle of the night, confused, thinking I had been thrown in a roadside ditch. Conclusion Good enough for goodfellas and wise guys alike, this batch brings its awesome indica-oriented euphoria along with a taste that's outta this freaking world. I'm not trying to rat over here but if you're looking to get connected with THIS Gotti, make sure you head to Capital Remedy today. And if you's don’t let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you then forget about it!

Initial Thoughts DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, has been bringing consistent heat with their continuous, exotic offerings from Don Merfos. This time allow me to present this Karuma, which instantly drew me in with its sweet sugary scent. Little did I know I would fall head over heals in love with the out of the ordinary high it provides. 😍 Appearance Nicely formed buds with a blue-hued green underneath and plenty of trichomes. Some pistils are orange, while some are a darker red. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A citrus bubblegum scent. Flavor Sugary, candy-like flavors. A very satisfying and smooth smoke. Lineage The Karuma strain has unknown genetics. Effects Karuma brought on the munchies and a calming, but talkative demeanor, creating a perfect atmosphere for chilling with my feet up and indulging in random YouTube videos. The high is mind-numbing, offering a laid-back and immersive experience. Conclusion This was an unusual high for me because rarely will I just get lost in the black hole of the internet and assorted apps. In this case, I couldn’t overpower the urge and just let the automatic player do its thing as each video came to an end. For your chance to add this lazy afternoon strain to your stash box, head to HotBox Uptown and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Whether you call it a hash hole, terp tunnel, or donut hole, these premium two gram joints are rolled with a half gram snake of rosin tucked inside. Frankly, they'd be some mega pre-rolls even without the rosin given that they're filled with Mochi Latti flower cultivated by Parlay. Currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Mr. Nice Guys, check them out before they're gone! 🤗 Appearance A perfectly rolled cannon or shotgun shell style roll with a wide open glass tip for the most airflow. You can’t see the rosin from the outside but as this is smoked it leaks down the paper and wax residue fills up the glass tip. Status Fresh. Aroma A sweet purp and blueberry scent. Flavor Sour grapes at first, but you can taste when the hash rosin hits because the flavor becomes more pronounced. The sourness went away once the hash started dripping giving it a richer taste. Lineage I couldn’t find the genetics on this strain, but if you have any guesses be sure to leave them in the comments below! Effects Mochi Latti delivers a very curious high, creating a hazy headspace that blends seamlessly with the atmosphere. I chose to indulge in this experience on a foggy night, amplifying the haziness in the air. It's a carefree high at its best, leaving me in a happy and chill state. I found myself pleasantly smacked after smoking the entire thing to myself. Conclusion This hash hole has everything you want to see in a great smoking pre-roll, especially the long stacking white ash and super clean-tasting flavor. It’s a great treat to pull out on a special occasion or with a group of buddies, but if you plan on smoking this alone prepare to be VERY baked by the end. Regardless of how you plan on lighting it up, you'll need to grab one first, and you can do that from the always excellent Mr. Nice Guys. When you do don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you their way!

In this article we're comparing and contrasting two popular sativa-dominant specimens from craft cultivator, Alternative Solutions (Alt Sol). Currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, both Panama Red and Blood Orange have piqued our interest and received fan fare from our audience in the past. Each is great in its own right, but if you had to pick just one of these sumptuous sativa's which one should you go with? Frankly, choosing between them is a lot like picking a favorite citrus fruit: both offer vibrant flavors and energizing effects, but each has its own unique twist. So, let's delve into their key characteristics further to help navigate this tropical terpene tussle. 🤼 Initial Thoughts Panama Red: Renowned for its historical significance and sativa-powered focus, Panama Red evokes curiosity about its legendary status. Blood Orange: Named for the vibrant colored and delightful tasting citrus fruit, Blood Orange promises a tantalizingly unique terpene journey. Appearance Panama Red: Dark blue-ish purple buds with light green hues and bright orange pistils. Also note the sizable starry trichomes throughout. Blood Orange: Fluffy bright green buds adorned with lots of fiery red hairs and loads of white trichomes. This one certainly showcases its sativa heritage visually. Status Both batches are fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Panama Red: A gassy blast of fuel and pine with sweet tropical notes like mango and pineapple as well, all courtesy of its landrace background. Blood Orange: A complex medley of juicy oranges, earthy pine, and subtle floral peppery undertones. Flavor Panama Red: An explosion of delectable fuels and sweet pine with hints of mango and pineapple leading to a smooth, earthy finish. There are also hints of coffee grounds in some hits. Blood Orange: A zesty orange citrus punch upfront, followed by a subtle peppery spice and a creamy, floral exhale. Incredibly smooth hitting and mouthwatering. Lineage Panama Red: A pure sativa landrace strain originating from Panama, shrouded in historical intrigue and boasting potent uplifting effects. Blood Orange: A pheno of Tangie (uplifting sativa), which is a cross of Cali Orange and Appalachia. Effects Panama Red: A potent cerebral kickstart, energizing the mind and promoting creativity and focus, perfect for daytime activities. It's uplifting nature is indisputable and the energy levels seem to be additive with each additional session. Not a good option for anything near bedtime. Blood Orange: Uplifting and cerebral at first, with a calming euphoric body buzz thereafter, this one is a mood-boosting sativa dominant option. It's ideal for actively unwinding after a long day or enjoying social gatherings with a relaxed focus. Conclusion Choosing between Panama Red and Blood Orange depends on your desired experience, but here's our summarized take: Panama Red: A legendary sativa for those seeking pure focus and creative fuel. Blood Orange: A potent sativa-leaning hybrid offering uplifting vibes and calm, but not sedated, relaxation. Ultimately, both strains are tropical terpene treasures, worthy of exploration. Which one you select depends on your personal preferences and any activities you may have planned. At least now you have a full break down of each option before being on the spot at the dispensary counter. Of course, there's also nothing wrong with picking up both (while supplies last) and comparing each for yourself. Happy toking!

Initial Thoughts Forget fireworks, this Calypso Lady Liberty live resin vape pen, from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, YANA Wellness, ignites a sensory celebration in your pocket. This potent blend of freedom and flavor promises to transport you to a land of citrusy euphoria, one delicious puff at a time. Appearance Gone are the emerald jewels of bud, replaced by a translucent amber nectar, shimmering with the essence of the resin inside it. The sleek, angled vape cartridge, a modern-day torch of liberty, houses this potent elixir, ready to unveil its vibrant secrets. Status Fresh. Aroma As you bring the pen to your lips, a wave of citrus crashes over you. Zesty lime, juicy grapefruit, and a whisper of sweet orange swirl in a fragrant vortex. The haze lineage peeks through, adding a subtle hint of spice and pine, creating an aroma that's both invigorating and comforting. Flavor Prepare for your taste buds to take flight. The initial inhale delivers a citrus bomb, with lime and grapefruit exploding on your palate. This tangy blast then gives way to a subtle sweetness, like ripe berries kissed by the sun. As the vapor dissipates, a grounding earthiness emerges, anchoring the experience with its depth. The exhale leaves behind a pleasant peppery tingle, reminding you of the potent live resin within. Lineage This vape pen captures the essence of Lady Liberty, the legendary 50/50 hybrid. Jack Herer's sativa influence infuses the flavor with its citrusy punch and uplifting effects, while Chemdawg's indica heritage adds a touch of earthiness and a subtle body buzz. This balanced lineage shines through in every puff, creating a harmonious symphony of mind and body. Effects The first puff ignites a cerebral spark, boosting creativity and focus. This mental clarity is seamlessly woven with a gentle body buzz, allowing you to move with purpose yet feel pleasantly relaxed. The overall effect is a balanced high, perfect for daytime adventures, creative endeavors, or simply enjoying a productive yet peaceful day. Conclusion Lady Liberty's live resin vape pen offers a more personal kind of revolution. Its vibrant aroma, citrusy explosion of flavor, and balanced effects make it a potent companion for any occasion. So, whether you're seeking a burst of inspiration, a touch of relaxation, or simply a delightful sensory journey, let Lady Liberty guide you to a new era of freedom, one puff at a time. To grab a cart of your own just head to YANA Wellness ASAP and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This batch of Bando from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy, is highly exotic in aroma and flavor. It's also got a nice, uplifting sativa vibe to it that, when paired with the mouth appeal makes for excellent daytime stoney adventures. Appearance Dense, tightly-packed buds showcase a vibrant forest of green and purple hues, accented by fiery orange pistils and a generous coating of frosty trichomes. Status Curing, but properly stored. Aroma Prepare for a sensory adventure. Bando's aroma is a complex symphony of fruit and funk. A wave of sweet tropical notes, reminiscent of pineapple and mango, greets you first. Underlying this fruity sweetness lies a subtle musky earthiness, reminiscent of damp forest floor. Hints of pepper and spice add a touch of intrigue, creating a truly unique and captivating aromatic profile. Flavor The flavor journey lives up to the aroma's promise. The initial inhale delivers a burst of juicy tropical fruit, with pineapple and mango dancing on the palate. This sweetness then gives way to a subtle earthy pine, grounding the experience and adding complexity. On the exhale, a peppery spice emerges, leaving a pleasant tingling sensation on the tongue. Bando's flavor profile is a dynamic balance of sweet, earthy, and spicy, sure to tantalize your taste buds. Lineage The Bando strain is a cross of Apple Fritter and Lemon Cherry Gelato that runs sativa dominant. Effects Bando's effects are both euphoric and up-lifting. The initial cerebral buzz sparks creativity and focus, making it a great choice for daytime activities or social gatherings. This uplifting energy is balanced by a gentle body buzz, offering relaxation without sedation. Bando's effects are potent but manageable, perfect for experienced users seeking a joyful and productive high. Conclusion Bando is a captivating and highly potent strain. Its stunning appearance, complex aroma, and flavorful smoke draw you in, while its balanced effects of uplifting energy and gentle relaxation leave you wanting more. If you're seeking a sativa-dominant bud with a tropical twist and potent effects, consider getting some Bando delivered by Budda Buddy DC today. Don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you!