Initial Thoughts Get your hand out of the cookie jar and into this batch of fire GMO Cookies from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy. Fresh from the oven (or harvest really) and caked in frosty trichomes, it feels like they're giving me a buzz just by looking at them. 🤩 Appearance Heavy trichomes swallow up the bright green bud beneath. Orange pistils creep out giving it the look of an exotic wildflower. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Pungent, sweet herb with hints of coffee grounds and fuel. Flavor Gassy with hints of garlic spice and coffee grounds in the aftertaste. Lineage The GMO Cookies strain is a cross of Chemdawg and Girl Scout Cookies that runs indica dominant. Effects Get ready for a smashing buzz that puts your body in a fuzzy sleeping bag of highness. GMO Cookies acts as a ray of sunshine, clearing away the dark clouds of stress in your mind. The deep relaxation and peace that follows swiftly encourages couch-lock with a giggly atmosphere. It's like a reward after a day's work - a sweet indulgence that beckons you back for more. Conclusion This batch of GMO Cookies is a funky treat that can help you kick back, relax, and let your mind drift off into sweet nothingness. The fuzzy body high delights and happy thoughts come easy. Give yourself something to look forward to during this spell of cold weather and pick up some GMO Cookies from Budda Buddy DC today. Don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts For my fellow herbal hygienists, gather round as we lather up with the unique stench of Zoap! DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass, offers an invigorating substitute for your morning shower, delivering an experience as refreshing as that first splash of cold water. 🧼 Appearance Very frosty with a great range of color. From dark purple hues to lush green even the orange from the pistils is prominent. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Creamy with a slightly sweet fruity scent. Flavor Sweet floral inhale followed by a sour and gassy exhale. Lineage The Zoap strain is a cross of Pink Guava and Rainbow Sherbet that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Versatility is Zoap's middle name. Whether it's morning motivation, afternoon productivity, or evening relaxation, Zoap seamlessly adapts to any time of the day. It acts as a mental restart, sweeping away cobwebs up there and leaving behind a clear and focused state of mind. Its quick onset ensures a seamless and rapid transition into a state of bliss. Conclusion From its cleansing effects to the fresh aromatic scent, this strain promises a high that's as freeing as a skinny dip in a secluded pool. So, head to the herbal oasis that is Flight Pass today and let Zoap redefine your cannabis experience. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts From its candy-coated looks to the nuances of its flavor, Bubblegum Runtz promises a sugar rush for the senses. Like a nostalgic trip to the candy store you can head to DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, right now to check it out for yourself. When you do my guess is that it will send you off on your way grinning from ear to ear with excitement. 😁 Appearance Dark purple buds covered in a layer of heavy trichomes with a shimmering candy look to them. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet, sugary candy-like scent. Flavor A flavor similar to Tutti Frutti candy. Lineage The Bubblegum Runtz strain is a cross between Runtz and Bubblegum that leans indica dominant. Effects Bubblegum Runtz was marked by a rapid onset of relaxation. My legs bore the weight of the relaxation journey, becoming noticeably heavy. A sensation of weightiness set in, hinting at the impending couch lock that was on the horizon. That couch lock, inevitable and comforting, embraced me as the relaxation deepened. Invited by a peaceful descent into sleep, my bed became the final destination of this strain's journey. Conclusion Bubblegum Runtz laughs in the face of the ordinary and is a playful reminder that adulthood can be as sweet as childhood dreams. It’s the ideal choice for those seeking a remedy for insomnia or simply a restful night's sleep. Don’t pass up on your chance to try some Bubblegum Runtz, since it's a strain we don’t see too often, and don't forget to let Treehouse DC know that Toker’s Guide sent you their way!

Initial Thoughts DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Capital Remedy, have really been on a tear recently with a diverse array of top-shelf bud, and this Slurpz (aka Slurpie, Slurpee, and Zlurpie) certainly looks the part. Its sweet and zesty flavor harkens back to the hot days of Summer and the refreshing convenience store product for which it is named. One of the best parts, however, is that they can deliver it right to your door and you don't have to brave the winter wonderland that stands between you and the dispensaries. Too bad you can't say the same for 7-11. ⛄ Appearance Contrasting dark purple and green buds with heavy trichome coverage and little orange pistils throughout. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A zesty sweet lime and exotic herbal blend. Flavor Nutty, sweet, and slightly fruity with hints of earth and wild flowers. Lineage The Slurpz strain (aka Slurpie, Slurpee, and Zlurpie) is a cross of Grandaddy Purple, Bubba Kush, and Sherbert that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Slurpz hits almost like a pleasant brain freeze, with a brief pause before a euphoric buzz behind the forehead. Tingly and spacey, this feeling washes down the body with a rejuvenating and energetic effect. It's a high-flying wave that lasts for a good while, then settles into a very peaceful and calm feeling to ride the high out. Conclusion Slurpz is a tale with two parts. The first part is an intense high that will have you stoned to the bone and the second is the eventual state of peaceful relaxation that overtakes everything. For me, it's perfect for watching a sunset, a movie, or anything where you can sit back and take a nice break from life. Enjoy some Slurpz for yourself by placing an order with Capital Remedy today and be sure to let them know Toker’s Guide sent you their way!

Initial Thoughts This White Cherry Gelato, currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, sounds like a dessert dream - a forbidden sundae smuggled into a high-end gelato parlor. After gazing upon its beauty, though, I can confirm both its luxury stature and exotically delicious aroma. Appearance The buds themselves are a kaleidoscope of color, boasting vibrant greens flecked with lavender hues and crowned with fiery orange pistils. They're dense and frosty, coated in a thick layer of trichomes that sparkle like diamonds in the light. Handling them feels like holding a tiny, sticky cloud. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The first whiff is a punch of juicy cherry, like biting into a freshly picked Rainier. But there's more! Sweet vanilla swirls in, followed by a subtle floral whisper and a hint of earthy pine. It's an intoxicating dance of aromas, beckoning you closer. Flavor The taste is a revelation. The initial burst of cherry explodes on the tongue, bursting with tartness and sweetness. Then comes the creamy vanilla, swirling in and tempering the tartness. There's a hint of nuttiness, too, like a toasted almond hidden beneath the gelato's surface. It's a perfectly balanced symphony of flavors, lingering long after the last puff. Lineage White Cherry Gelato is a lovechild of two legendary strains: the sweet and potent Gelato, and the aptly named White Cherry. It's no surprise this offspring inherits the best of both worlds, combining Gelato's creamy euphoria with White Cherry's tart focus. Effects The high is a slow burn, creeping up like a sneaky gelato thief. Initially, a wave of relaxation washes over you, melting away tension and anxiety. Then comes the focus, sharp and clear like a scoop of sorbet on a hot summer day. It's a perfect strain for creative endeavors, social gatherings, or simply melting into the couch with a good book. Conclusion White Cherry Gelato is a true masterpiece, a testament to the art of cannabis breeding. It's more than just a strain; it's an experience, a journey through a sensory wonderland. So, grab a spoon, dig in, and prepare to be gelato-fied.

Initial Thoughts Alright stop, collaborate and listen. The Green Room is back with something brand new for your session. Also known as Ice Ice Berry this Ice Berry strain from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Green Room has a super gassy aroma and is heavily covered in large frosty white trichomes. In fact, it's so nice and icy you might even want to call it Vanilla. 🍦🤣 Appearance Supple purple and green buds that are totally trich'd out and exotic looking. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma An intensely gassy, creamy, and slightly fruity aroma. Flavor Deliciously gassy with notes of tart fruit, cream, and a hint of skunk. Lineage The Ice Berry strain is a three-way cross of Gelato, Sherbet, and Nerdz that runs indica dominant. Effects Heady and able to create waves of relaxation along with tingles down my spine, this Ice Berry is chill, but not too sedative. Perfect for a long lazy weekend of watching football, I was able to be social, but felt so calm, cozy, and stoned throughout the whole experience. It's a heavy hitter for sure and even those with high tolerances will be pleased to feel the intensity of this one. Conclusion The high on this Ice Ice Berry grabbed ahold of me tightly and I found myself burning on it daily and nightly. If you're having a problem finding great weed right now we can solve it, just check out The Green Room today and their budtenders will resolve it. Don't forget to let them know that you heard about it right here on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts Check out this alternate phenotype of White Gummy that’s currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level. It looks completely different than the pheno we recently reviewed, but it's similar in flavor and effects - a testament to the diversity of cannabis genetics. 🧬 Appearance This pheno is predominantly lime green whereas the other (mentioned above) was mostly purple. Its luscious green is covered by a full onslaught of trichomes and these buds are frostier and fluffier than the last version as well. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet and fruity scent. This one is more candy-scented and has less earthy notes. Flavor A strong tart and sweet candy taste that sits on your tongue. Lineage The White Gummy strain is a cross of Jillybean and Bubblegum that runs indica dominant. Effects The high began with a heavy weight in the chest that provided a comforting feeling. Like sitting by the fire, warm and tingly sensations only further comforted me through the relaxing indica high. I’ve also been having some stomach issues recently and this strain was particularly beneficial during a bout of stomach problems. Great for lazy afternoons and evenings. Conclusion Perhaps this strain is reminiscent of the coveted white gummy bear itself, fresh and undeniably alluring. It has sugary notes while providing a cloud of relaxation, so you're not going to need a sugar crash to fall asleep. Stop in to Top Level today if you want your chance to compare this White Gummy to the last White Gummiez we reviewed, and let us know which you think is better. As always don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I love a good theme. So, when I first saw Evermore Flight Boxes at Maryland marijuana dispensary, The Living Room, you know I had to get my ticket and climb aboard. After going through the process and giving my feedback I had such a blast I decided to do it again. Now, at this juncture, I’m pretty much a frequent flyer. ✈️ The full flight offers seven different R&D eighths to compare and contrast in what will be Evermore Cannabis Company’s first ever public pheno hunt. A first-class flight box will put you out about $280, but there are more budget-friendly options as well. For example, you can opt to Build-You-Own flight with a minimum of 3 R&D eighths for $120. Each additional strain is $40 an eighth. I chose Gumi #5, RS11 x Guava Cream 5 #3, and Peach Zeason x Guava Cream 5. Along with the flower, you’re given a Research & Development t-shirt, a notebook, some rolling papers, and a QR code to give them your feedback and let them know which one was your favorite strain. So, in the name of science, I rolled up a few j’s and took flight! Here's what I found: Gumi #5 Jelly Zonuts x Zoda Bred by Umami Seed 1.97% Terpenes | 31.94% Total Cannabinoids | 30.57% THCA Christmas-tree shaped, moderately-dense bud structure Top Terpenes: Limonene mostly Aroma: Sweet berry Flavor Notes: Classic Z flavor RS11 x Guava Cream 5 Rainbow Sherb 11 x Guava Cream #5 Bred by Evermore 1.731% Terpenes | 31.94% Total Cannabinoids | 28.76% THCA Perfectly round, dense bud structure Trichome-covered buds with bright orange pistils and pops of purple after being ground up Top Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene & Limonene Aroma: Sweet citrus funk Flavor Notes: Sour citrus, classic Sherb funk Peach Zeason x Guava Cream 5 Peach Zeason x Guava Cream #5 Bred by Evermore 2.526% Terpenes | 34.08% Total Cannabinoids | 31.63% THCA Large, dense bud structure Trichome-covered, green buds with amber-colored pistils Top Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene & Caryophyllene Aroma: Fruity & gassy Flavor notes: Sweet cream, tropical citrus, very cakey After coming back down to planet Earth, I was able to really sit with each of these strains again and contemplate on them. I came to the same general conclusion, though - each strain had its standout qualities, but the RS11 x GC5 #3 was my favorite. The phenomenal aroma and super delectable flavor were delightfully intense and if you’re a fan of anything Sherb, like me, then you will enjoy this unique twist on a classic flavor combination for sure. To pick up your own Flight Box and participate in Evermore's R&D flower testing just head to The Living Room today and don't forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts If you asked me how to pronounce this strain, I would have no idea the correct way, but with some brief research I did learn that durazno means peach in Spanish. Bred by Don Merfos and currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, the DuraznoZ strain is, apparently, a homage to DragonBall Z and a character in it named Peach. What ever the case may be it looks and smells deliciously potent so I’m about to Goku smash it into my grinder and get to toking. 🐉 Appearance Cloudy trichomes cover most of the surface area of the buds. Underneath we see green and some purple poking its way through. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A super sweet candy-like, terpy scent with a slight hint of grape bubblegum. Flavor A smooth, sweet, and fruity candy taste with some fuel notes as well. Lineage The DuraznoZ strain is a cross between Georgia Pie X Zkittles resulting in an indica dominant strain. Effects The adventure with DuraznoZ kicked off with an unusual heaviness in my face, like a gentle but insistent pressure. It was a precursor to a journey that took an unexpected turn, as my ambition and drive nosedived to zero. I must have detoured to Lazytown somehow where productivity and motivation seemed a world away. The weightiness extended beyond the face, making its presence known in my legs. They felt heavy, like anchors tethering me to a sea of lethargy. Best for lazy evenings and cozy nights. Conclusion For the anime fans in the house, I could imagine torching some DuraznoZ and binge watching DragonBall Z for hours upon hours at a time. Perhaps that's what the originators of this strain designed it for? To experience it for yourself just stop in to Hotbox Uptown ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Check out this OZ Kush from Connected Cannabis that DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, currently has in stock. Have you ever wished for a botanical high with an added whimsical journey? OZ Kush delivers just that. It's the red velvet rope to an exclusive garden party holding back all the mids of the cannabis world from the elite cannabis connoisseurs. You won’t want to miss this one! Appearance Light green buds with a nice trichome covering and light orange pistils. Status Fresh and frosty. Aroma Sour and gassy scent. Flavor Peppery, with a flowery and fresh outdoorsy taste. Lineage The OZ Kush strain is a cross of old-school Kush and the Original Z strain resulting in a balanced hybrid that runs 50/50. Effects OZ Kush is a well-crafted hybrid, blending the best qualities of its parent strains. It unfolded a cerebral journey, creating a delightful dance of thoughts and ideas. What made OZ Kush truly special was the funny, free-spirited high it delivered. Laughter came effortlessly, and a sense of lightheartedness prevailed, making it a perfect companion for those moments when I just wanted to kick back and enjoy the lighter side of life. Conclusion OZ Kush might just be the key to unlocking an elevated state of mind, leaving users with a memorable and positive impression. It also has the potential to captivate both novice and seasoned users alike. If you’re looking to get connected then be sure to stop in to Monko and grab some of these OZ Kush buds. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Strain : Permanent Marker Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Obviously sniffing permanent markers is a bad idea and not good for brain cells. Of course, this is why they came out with markers that were safe to smell and had various fruit flavors. A new alternative to sniffing markers that still has all the same great marker aroma (or better in my opinion) is this Permanent Marker strain from craft cultivator, Alternative Solutions , that's currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center . Just don't try to write on anything with it - you'll only end up with a super sticky residue. 🤣 Appearance Super frosty and dense hand-trimmed buds that are vibrant in color with bright blue-ish purples, greens, and fiery orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A combination of sweet, sour, and gassy. Remarkably similar to a permanent marker smell. Flavor Sour, chemmy, and gassy with some tart fruity elements. Lineage The Permanent Marker strain is a cross of Biscotti, Jealousy, and Sherbet that runs indica dominant. Effects Highly calming and restful with the ability to comfort and provide relief on many levels, this batch is one of the most joyful indica's i've partaken in recently. If you go overboard you can certainly expect some disorientation and couch lock, but those with high tolerances will enjoy the sheer potency and its ability to inundate with a powerful, full-body buzz. Conclusion This is a top-notch batch of Permanent Marker that deserves a spot in any connoisseur's stash box. Its indica vibes are most refreshing and potent while the pungent smell can make anyone reminisce about the joys of coloring in coloring books of years past. To experience it for yourself just head to Takoma Wellness Center and grab some of this, or one of the other awesome Alt Sol creations, today. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts A cross of two candy-oriented cultivars, this White Gummiez batch currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass, has a sweet nose like you might expect. What you may not expect, however, is to see just how drenched in frosty trichomes it is - very fitting of the "White" in its name. 🤍 Appearance Rotund, dark green, and purple buds with lots of white trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet and slightly fruity with hints of cream and earth. Flavor Notes of sugary sweetness blended with earth, wild-flowers, and hints of fruit. Lineage The White Gummiez strain is a cross of Jillybean and Bubblegum that leans indica dominant. Effects Spacey in the head and cozy in the body these White Gummiez are perfect for a lazy weekend afternoon or evening. Expect palpable tingles to engulf you amid ultra relaxing vibes. Also beware of the munchies it can induce. Conclusion If you're an indica lover looking for a solid batch of sweet cheeba to add to your collection look no further than this White Gummiez. It burns smooth and is potent enough to keep you in a state of R & R all weekend long. To experience it for yourself just head to Flight Pass DC or place your delivery order from Cannabear today. Don't forget to let them know that Toker's Guide sent you!