Initial Thoughts This batch of Truffle Sundae from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave, is one you won't want to let pass you by. It's what I’ve been smoking on recently and, now, a personal favorite for the delectable flavors that hit my palate with a delicate embrace. Reminiscent of a moist piece of chocolate cake, let this Truffle Sundae transport you to a bakers paradise! 🎂 Appearance Heavily trichome covered buds that have green and are speckled with purple patches. Status Curing, but still with a fresh aroma. Aroma A funky sweet sugary scent. Flavor Rich chocolate and sugary flavors pair well to create a sweet confectionary taste. Lineage The Truffle Sundae strain is a cross of Chocolate Kush and Gelato 41 that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects As the first puff wafts around, a gentle yet profound relaxation sets in affecting my body and mind. This strain's therapeutic effects are evident from the start as it immediately eradicates any traces of pain, allowing a holistic approach to help my body heal. This is paired with a soothing and calming feeling that really allows my body time to rest and feel rejuvenated by the end of the high. Conclusion While Truffle Sundae's flavor steals the spotlight with its rich and satisfying profile, the overall package, including its well-rounded effects, contributes to a noteworthy cannabis encounter. An ideal choice for those who prioritize flavor as a key component of their cannabis experience, this strain is a delightful addition to your stash box. Place an order with Flower Ave today for some Truffle Sundae of your own and don't forget to mention that you found them on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts I love cherries, especially the chocolate covered kind, during the holidays. Therefore I'm super psyched about this latest batch of Tropicana Cherries from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level. It's got ripe cherry notes along with an incredibly citrus-forward nose and it evens seems juicy upon exhale. 🍒🧃 Appearance Spear-shaped purple buds with flecks of green and lots of frosty white trichomes galore. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Very citrusy with notes of tart cherries and hints of wild flowers. Flavor Citrusy like an orange with notes of tart cherries and shortbread cookies. Lineage The Tropicana Cherries strain is a cross of Tropicana Cookies and Cherry Cookies that runs slightly sativa dominant. Effects Vibrantly heady at first this strain brings energy and enhances mood. It can inspire creativity and provide focus, but also quell angst and bring a cozy glow to your back and extremities. Best for daytime sessions and exceptional as a wake and bake option that's not too speedy. Conclusion Overall this Trop Cherries batch is delectably delicious with its citrus and cherry flavor, all while providing an uplifting high that I thoroughly enjoyed. To check it out for yourself just head to Top Level today a don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Estimated to be about 99% indica in lineage, this Cataract Kush is currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary Capital Remedy. Fans of OG Kush will immeidately recognize the pungent, piney, and exotically spicy scent. We're not sure why they call it "Cataract", but there are definitely some psychedelic closed eye visuals once the high sets in. 👁️🌀 Appearance Compact, dense buds with light and dark green coloration along with orange pistils. There's also a solid amount of trichomes. Status Curing, but still with a fresh aroma. Aroma Sweet pine with an exotic spiciness reminiscent of a Nepalese high mountain village. Flavor Piney and earthy with hints of fuel and spices. Lineage The Cataract Kush strain is a cross of LA Confidential and OG Kush that runs heavily indica. Effects Spacey and heavily stoning with lots of calm, flowing, euphoria that seems to come in waves. The sedative aspects will have you squinting, seeking comfy spots to lay down, and quite disoriented. Definitely look out for the couch lock and note that no snack food in the house will be safe. Conclusion Overall, this Cataract Kush is one powerful indica option that can bring tremedous relief and relaxation. It also rolls up easy, burns smooth, and is known to lead to a great night's rest. To experience it for yourself just head to Capital Remedy ASAP and don’t forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts While in most instances it's not a good thing to get smacked in the head with a snowball, in the case of these Snow Balls from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Green Room, you might come to a different conclusion. These things are slammed packed with THC-A and CBD isolate powder. In fact, there's so much concentrate in them that the instructions on the pack call for "mixing with cannabis" before lighting it up. ⛄️ Appearance Almost completely white with powder these buds are bright green where visible and when broken up. There are also specks of purple here and there. Status Starting to cure, but with a fresh aroma. Aroma Super piney with notes of lemon and hints of fuel. Flavor Much like the aroma with notes of pine, lemon, and earth. Lineage Unknown. Effects This makes for some immensely stoney hits and reminds me of burning on some old school Lebanese hash. My eyes got super starry and my whole body felt like it was being wrapped in a heavy blanket. I wasn't really tired, but laying down felt excellent. What more can I say besides it will get you every bit as stoned as you might think from its appearance. Conclusion For something eye-popping to share at the Christmas parties this year check out these Snow Balls. Throwing down with some friends on a blunt? You won't need to add much to match them from a potency perspective - but, what if you decided to anyways? To experience them for yourself just head to The Green Room today and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you! *Also available for delivery from Cannabear DC

Initial Thoughts With the level of total fire coming out of local craft cannabis cultivator, The Herban Hustle, it's appropriate that their latest harvest is this absolutely spectacular Dante's Inferno. Named for Dante's walk through the blazes of hell, there's perhaps no better way to indicate just how lit this batch is. 🔥👹 Appearance It doesn't get much more trich'd out than this. These buds are mega frosty, fluffy, and purple with dark orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma A ridiculously delicious and sweet mix of cream, nutt, caramel, and hints of wild flowers. Flavor Smooth and sweet with notes of caramel, cream, and hazelnutt. Lineage The Dante's Inferno strain is a cross of Oreoz and Devil Driver that runs indica dominant at 70/30. Effects Upon first exhale the mind becomes quite stunned as if it's trying to determine just how concerned it should be about the potency one is about to experience. Soon, however, this turns into an enhanced mood filled with calming, warm, and fuzzy sensations throughout the body. Great for grabbing a blanket and cozying up with some good movies, but don't forget the snacks! Conclusion This powerfully potent batch of Dante's Inferno is some of the best weed we've seen all year long. Indica lovers will thoroughly enjoy the massive body high and absolutely smooth, delicious flavor. To add some to your own stashbox, or set it on your shelf like the trophy it deserves to be, just hit up The Herban Hustle and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts From the first whiff of this Cali Runtz from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Peace in the Air, I could tell it was a potent, pine-infused version of Runtz. Sort of like the nose on a funky OG combined with the tarty and fruity traditional Runtz aroma, it tantalizes the olfactory senses for sure. 👃 Appearance Dark green cone shaped buds with thick orange pistils and starry trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Like stumbling upon a fruit cart in a redwood forrest. Flavor Piney on the inhale with tart fruity notes and hints of cream on the exhale. Lineage We're not exactly sure what makes this one a "Cali" pheno, but the Runtz strain is a cross of Zkittles and Gelato that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa ratio. Effects A notably smooth and highly enjoyable toke when rolled up in a joint, the intial effects of this batch are spacey and cerebral. It's not sedative, but very relaxing and the relief is palpable. What's most notable is the cozy and comfy body buzz that sets in and seems to roll across the body in tingly waves. Great for lazy afternoon or early evening sessions. Conclusion Overall, this Cali Runtz brings a delectable and exotic flavor along with potent, calming, and relatively balanced effects. Seasoned tokers and beginners alike will enjoy its smoothness as well - especially when rolled in a joint. To experience it for yourself there's no need to hop a plane to the West Coast, either. Instead, just follow your nose to DC's very own Peace in the Air and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This batch of Vice City by DC craft cultivator, Alternative Solutions, is back in stock at marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center. Given the video game by the same name the Toker's Guide team was wondering if it could make you a better video game player. More specifically, could burning down on this exquisite Vice City make you play better at Grand Theft Auto Vice City? So we put it to the test. 🚗💵🔫 Appearance Super frosty and fluffy hand-trimmed buds that have exotic purple and green coloration along with orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A combination of sweet, tart fruit, and floral notes. Flavor Fruity and sweet with some tart elements and a woody, earthy backdrop. There were also hints of fuel and cream. Lineage The Vice City strain is a cross of Sunset Runtz and Scotty 2 Hotty that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects The heady high comes on strong with a boost in both energy and mood. Expect creativity amid increased spaceyness and dwindling energy levels as the more relaxing aspects of the body high take hold. Great for daytime sessions and can be more social than its more indica oriented relatives. Conclusion This Vice City brought an uplifting cerebral high that made playing video games right after taking a rip that much more exciting. Ultimately, however, the lack of focus led the team to believe that it was not necessarily better for playing video games, but it definitely made them more fun. You might say there was something about running amok in GTA with a great, stoney buzz and increased cerebral energy that made for more joyous frenzies. To try your hand at gaming while on Vice City just head to Takoma Wellness Center today to grab some of this Alt Sol fire for your own stash. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts The mystical look of this Rose Runtz catches the eye, and its unique aroma pulls you in like the cartoon steam from a fresh pie sitting on a window sill. Of course, this is not at all surpising given that the genetics are so sought after. Luckily, you can find a fresh batch right now at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Mr. Nice Guys. They have it right on the shelf, not the window sill, and you don't have to worry about any cartoon anvils dropping on your head, either. 🤣 Appearance Large, hand-trimmed buds with trichomes that look like dew settling on a cactus. Orange pistils poke out from underneath and, altogether, this batch looks sticky to eye. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet like the cream filling in an Oreo blended with skunky, earthen undertones. Flavor Similar to its smell, this batch tasted like a blend of sweet cream filling and earth with a hint of gasoline. Lineage The Rose Runtz strain is an evenly balanced hybrid mix of Rose Gold and OG Runtz. Effects This batch burned very clean and took the drivers seat right upon exhale. Floaty and euphoric, it forced time to slow down subduing racing and negative thoughts.  My mind wandered with silly ideas, finding humor in just about everything I did. Physically, my body felt more relaxed with aches and pains taking the backseat. To simply summarize the high of the Rose Runtz strain, it would be a feeling of soothing bliss. Conclusion If you’re looking for a hybrid that captures the best of both worlds, the Rose Runtz strain is for you. The sativa side provides an uplifting boost to mood and delivers a light-hearted feeling of joy and silliness, while the indica relaxes away any anxieties of the mind and pain in the body. Ideal for enjoying after work or when daily tasks are complete and it’s time to treat yourself to a great toke. To experience it or one of their other awesome exotic strains just head to Mr. Nice Guys today and let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This SOLO Cookie Dawg live resin vape by DC MOTA is courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, and has had the Toker’s Guide team floating effortlessly while on the go this week. With the ultimate convenience of having a portable dab in your pocket, this particular live resin product excels in both its flavor and full spectrum effects. 🤤 Appearance A stylish, slender device that fits quite conveniently and comfortably in nearly any type of pocket. Flavor A sweet, nutty, and Chem-like flavor. Lineage The Cookie Dawg strain is a cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdawg that runs 70/30 indica dominant. Effects A full-sized hit delivers a cloud of thick vapor with a highly enjoyable high. Sending a weighted buzz down my spine and into my legs, it was very relaxing. Not a mentally taxing high, it allowed me to chill and even get some work done without distractions. The full spectrum effects proved to be quick to onset with long lasting effects each time. Conclusion This Cookie Dawg SOLO Live Resin Vape may be my new favorite product out of the DC MOTA line. The hardware is both durable and convenient delivering large clouds and lasting way longer that other options i've tried recently, but the flavor and effects are what really make it stand out. Head on in to Taste Budz today to try this vape out for yourself and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This Mendo Breath, currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is known to be a hard-hitting and powerfully stoning varietal. The first thing I noticed when I stumbled upon the sample was the super dank aroma which was kind of like a "breath" of forest air after a recent skunk encounter. 🦨 Appearance These dense but soft buds are slightly green and purple with an abundance of orange pistils that dominate some parts of the buds. Status Fresh. Aroma Earthy and skunky with a more powerful scent erupting upon breaking it up. Flavor A creamy vanilla taste with skunky notes and hints of caramel. Lineage The Mendo Breath strain is a cross of OG Kush Breath and Mendo Montage that leans indica dominant. Effects Mendo Breath provides comfort and wisdom like a wise elder. This strain knows a thing or two about potency, so it's best to sit and let it demand your respect. The initial euphoria was like sinking into a plush meditation cushion, delivering a warmth that spread through my limbs and mind. It continued into a meditative journey allowing me to relax without any mental fog. Conclusion If you're looking for an indica dominant strain that harmonizes relaxation with contemplation and reflection, give Mendo Breath a try. With its unique aroma, creamy flavor profile, and harmonious effects, Mendo Breath brings out the connoisseur in all of us. Place an order from The Gift Givers to try some out and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts As a huge SpongeBob fan growing up, I always respected Mr. Crabs for protecting his secret Krabby Patty recipe from getting stolen by Plankton. After all, secrets are supposed to be kept. On the other hand, with this Secret Formula from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary The Garden, there’s actually no secrets being kept at all. The genetic inputs are clear and if you want it you just have to show up and ask. Makes you wonder what Plankton would’ve been like if he got his greedy little fingers on these buds. 🤔 Appearance Some of the buds in this harvest are mostly green and some are mostly purple, but both variants are looking spectacular with lots of white trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet mix of earth and candy, like sour gummy worms. Flavor Sour citrus like a lemon with an earthy undertone. Lineage The Secret Formula strain is a cross of White Fire 48 and Do-Si-Dos that leans indica dominant. Effects A boost of feel good euphoria and creativity kick things off, with a happy go lucky high that put a smile on my face. Floating through my surroundings, I found a perfect balance between relaxation and energy in anything I did. Maybe the real Secret Formula is the peace that you find after smoking it. Best for lazy afternoons and evenings. Conclusion This batch's cerebral high was wonderfully peaceful and positive with a pure feeling of relaxation throughout the body - a recipe that made for a special experience overall. Its enchanting flavor also made it a delicious toke all the way through each joint. To find about about this Secret Formula for yourself just head to The Garden today and don't forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts A mischievous whisper recently called me to DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Cheeba DC, where a gremlin awaited just looking to inspire some trouble. Of course, by "trouble" I mean a super stoney indica high and by "gremlin" I mean this highly potent batch of Super Gremlin cannabis flower. 🧌 Appearance Dense and frosty dark purple buds with reddish-orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma A sour, gassy, and dankly funky scent. Flavor Dry hits on my joint had a banana cream flavor while actual hits delivered creamy, sour and herbal puffs with a heavy mint aftertaste. Lineage The Super Gremlin strain is a cross of Zkittlez and Gusher Pie that leans indica dominant. Effects Super Gremlin, true to its name, proved to be a formidable opponent against motivation. It also made me forgetful - I walked into a room multiple times to say or do something only to go blank on why I was there. The body effects were a gentle reminder of its indica dominance; relaxation and laziness were the two primary aspects. It didn’t create an inability to move, but rather made the cognitive decision to stay put the most desirable one. Conclusion From its visually appealing buds to the surprising flavor profile, this batch delivered an experience that defied expectations. While its effects might not align with productivity, Super Gremlin excelled at providing a laidback, carefree ambiance. If you're seeking an indica dominant strain that invites a mischievous twist, Super Gremlin from Cheeba DC is a worthy contender.