Initial Thoughts Cracking open the Tiki Rum Cake jar was like stumbling upon an island cave full of lost treasures. The aroma rushed to meet my nose, and was clearly tropical in nature, while the appearance made my eyes light up and my mouth form a grin. These gorgeous tropical buds are currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, but only at their new location on 18th Street (while supply lasts). 🍹🏝️ Appearance Dense and frosty dark hued buds speckled in frosty trichomes, similar to the lights on a Christmas tree. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Like a tropical cake with notes of vanilla, pineapple, and coconut. Flavor Very smooth and tropical fruit forward with hints of fuel. Lineage The Tiki Rum Cake strain, originally bred by Tiki Madman, is a cross of Kush Cake and Melonade that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects Tiki Rum Cake provided a spectrum of effects that enhanced both my mind and body. Creativity flowed effortlessly, accompanied by a high flying euphoria. The strain stimulated my snacky appetite, making it an ideal choice for winding down at the end of the day while indulging in some freshly baked Christmas cookies. The headspace induced was both spacey and joyful where worries faded into the background. Versatile enough for nearly any time of day. Conclusion Don't miss the chance to experience this limited release, tropical-themed batch of delectable ganja. Its visual appeal, aroma, flavor, and effects all speak to the impeccable craftsmanship behind its cultivation. Head on over to Elevated Lounge’s 18th Street location today to secure your share of this exquisite strain and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This batch of Starburst courtesy of Flight Pass, a DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, is as sweet as the name suggests. If the uniquely sweet and fruity aroma is any indication of its effects, this should be a fire batch of bud. No colorful wrappers required here, just some gorgeous, juicy buds ready to enjoy. 🧃 Appearance A blend of dark and light greens with orange pistils and topped with crystally trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A wonderful punch of citrus and diesel for a sweet, but also sour smell. Flavor A sweet candy taste, much like a starburst, although given the juiciness it was hard to determine which flavor, specifically. Lineage The Starburst strain is a cross of Fire OG and Pre-98 Bubba Kush resulting in a balanced hybrid strain. Effects Upon the sweet exhale this Starburst takes you on a magic ride through the clouds with happy thoughts and euphoric relaxation throughout the body. Stressful thoughts and aches trickle away as a feeling of peace and amusement wash over. Perfect for any kind of kicking back or break in the day, some sweet Starbust will have you back on the positive side of any task, chore, and activity you might find yourself doing. Conclusion Flight Pass has set a high bar with the amount of fire strains they provide and this Starburst clears that bar with ease. It’s got a uniquely delicious fruity flavor and a fun, positive buzz that makes for a wonderful toking experience overall. Check it out for yourself today by heading to Flight Pass DC and don't forget to let them know Tokers Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This Lemon Cherry Sherbert will have your mouth watering from the first scoop with its sweet and fruity aroma. Currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC, it can be delivered directly to your door and no spoons are necessary to partake in its delicious flavor. 🍨 Appearance Dark hues of purple and green seamlessly combine underneath a layer of heavy white trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A combo of sugary sweet and lemon cleaner that tantalizes the nose with undertones of cherries as well. Flavor Tangy notes of cherry and lemon combine for a sweet tasting fruity smoke. Lineage The Lemon Cherry Sherbert strain is a cross of Lemon Cherry Gelato and Sunset Sherbet that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects The initial puff triggered mental clarity and focus, making every thought feel deliberate and precise. The energy surge was not overwhelming but rather a gentle push toward a more active and engaged mental state. My carefree attitude had me laughing off situations that may have felt stressful or awkward otherwise and I found a greatly heightened enthusiasm for the music that was playing in a room nearby. Enjoyable nearly any time of day. Conclusion This Lemon Cherry Sherbet impresses the palate with a flavor that marries the zest of lemons with the sweetness of cherries. The frosty and fluffy buds also allow for hieghtened sensations and nondrowsy, yet stoney, experiences. Just hit up Buddha Buddy DC to have some delivered to your door today and don’t forget to mention that you saw them on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts This Cherry Popperz is a ripe and luscious masterpiece currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level, its inviting aroma is enough to convince you that you're surrounded by cherry trees in an orchard. Appearance Solid buds full of reddish orange pistils and a moderately heavy covering of trichomes. They are mainly green in color with some streaks of dark purple. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A tart dark cherry scent with a touch of creaminess. Flavor Spicy herbal notes on the inhale with a nice cherry flavor on the exhale. Lineage The Cherry Popperz strain is a cross between Lemon Kush and Cherry Zkittles resulting in a slightly sativa dominant strain. Effects The sativa dominance quickly became evident as the strain sparked an active imagination that influenced my creativity. Free-flowing thoughts effortlessly translated to a talkative and animated high while I remained giggly and lost in the moment. As I slowly came out of touch with the current reality, a tunnel vision had me stuck for the remainder of the high mindlessly watching videos as I continued to scroll on my phone. Conclusion Cherry Popperz stands as a testament to cherry perfection with its rich and nuanced aroma, followed by the spicy herbal cherry flavor, this strain is a sensory delight. If you are looking for a slightly sativa dominant strain that will let you get lost as time passes by, stop into Top Level today! Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you when you stop in!

Initial Thoughts Currently avaialable at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, this Orange Jack offers a citrus fusion that I absolutely love as a wake and bake option. It's refreshing, invigorating, rejuvinating, and it goes really well with a glass of orange juice. 🍊 Appearance These soft, fluffy buds are vibrant green in color with long and bright orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma Orange, lime, and lemon with hints of anise. Very terpy. Flavor A delicious woody pine flavor on the inhale with a familiar sweet citrus flavor on the exhale. Lineage The Orange Jack strain is a cross of Orange Juice and Jack Herer that runs sativa dominant. Effects The effects of this Orange Jack took hold almost immediately with a burst of energy at onset, a signature trait of this potent sativa. This heightened state of stimulation seemed to take over everything, quickening both my mind and body. The mental clarity and focus that accompanied the euphoria allowed for increased creativity, making Orange Jack an ideal companion for activities that demanded both energy and imagination. Great for morning or daytime sessions. Conclusion If you're on a quest for a sativa that delivers on both flavor and energy, Orange Jack deserves your attention, and a prominent spot in your stash box. This sativa dominant hybrid embodies the essence of a citrus sunrise while providing a burst of both cerebral and mental energy. To get your own squeeze of this Orange Jack just head over to Treehouse DC today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This Doobie Howser is currently available courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Capital Remedy, and has a super appealing nose right off the bat. I'm not sure if any medical savants from the early 90's were involved with it's creation, but I do hear that it was bred to provide relief for a variety of ailments. 🩺 Appearance These large buds are purple with some green poking its way through. The pistils are a dark orange and are surrounded by frosty white trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma A fresh, fruity, floral scent. Flavor There were delicious notes of sour fruit on the inhale with sweet and tart berry flavors on the exhale. Lineage The Doobie Howser strain is a cross of 91 Affie and LAX that runs indica dominant. Effects Immediately after the first puff this Doobie Howser ushered in a heavily stoned and nearly numb feeling which is a testament to the strain's therapeutic lineage. The CBD-rich genetics, inherited from the father strain LAX, made their presence felt, dissipating pain and creating a profound sense of relaxation. Surprisingly, despite the relaxing aspects, Doobie Howser proved to be remarkably functional for simple tasks and not too sedating. Still, it's probably best for lazy afternoons or evenings. Conclusion Doobie Howser lives up to what its name implies - the prodigious ability to bring a delightful dose of chill vibes and relaxation. For the relief I need, this is one strain that harmonizes therapeutic benefits with extremely enjoyable flavors. To experience it for yourself hit up Capital Remedy and have Doobie Howser stop by for a house call today. Don’t forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts What if Gary Payton was thrust into a magical mystery land where everything was made out of candy? Would the basketballs be made of orange candy? Would they still bounce? Would Gary be even better at defense because his hands would be sticky? We'll probably never know the answers to these questions. However, the closest to combining Gary with Candyland that I can think of is this batch of Bubblegum Payton, currently available from DC i-71 Marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave. It's candy-like aroma is phenomenal and it's looked like an All-Star from the start. Appearance Chunky looking purple and green buds that are covered in orange pistils and a heavy layer of frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The candy terps on this batch are prominent leaving a sweet, sugary scent in the bag. There's also a hint of citrus and shortbread. Flavor Sweet candy inhales with a bubblegum and slightly orange flavored exhale. Hints of fuel and cream are also notable. Lineage The Bubble Gum Payton strain has unknown genetics but is likely a cross between Bubblegum and Gary Payton. Effects As I reveled in the happy, smiley mood, I found myself fully immersed in a book, grasping its intricacies with full comprehension. The effects were cozy, and each deep breath seemed to release a cascade of positivity into my environment. Freeing me from the weight of stress and tension, I felt a floating buzz as I sat up in bed with the book in my hands. Conclusion Bubble Gum Payton is the strain that beckons you into a magical adventure, where every puff is a step deeper into the enchantment. From its visually appealing buds to the delightful combination of sweet candy flavors, this strain is a fairytale adventure in a land of joy and relaxation. To experience it for yourself place your delivery order with Flower Ave  today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Allow me to present this batch of Pavé cultivated by District Cannabis and currently available from Takoma Wellness Center. This euphoric varietal is one that possesses both an uplifting high and a cozy body buzz. You may also note its beautiful coloration and starry trichomes. Of course, given that the name refers to a row of diamonds encrusting the band of a ring, who could be surprised that it's so twinkly. 💍 Appearance Spear-shaped buds of bright green and purple with lots of both white and starry trichomes in heavy layers. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma An exotic bouquet of sweet fruit, wild flowers, and minty-ness. Flavor A smooth and well-burning, white-ashed delight that tastes just like it smells: floral and minty with fruity notes in the exhale. Lineage The Pavé strain is a cross of Paris OG and The Menthol that runs evenly balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects It's amazing how this cultivar can combine such a cerebral and stoning head high with delightful euphoria and energy in the body. The tingles are forreal and the body high seems to float in waves starting mid-back and extending to the extremities. Eventually, you can expect sedative aspects to win over and sleeping becomes no trouble. Best for lazy days and evening sessions. Conclusion For a different and uniquely potent hybrid experience, consider this Pavé by District Cannabis. It's ready to take you on evening joyrides for the rest of the week and promises to keep your head comfortably in the clouds. To fill your own coffers with this delight just head to Takoma Wellness Center asap and don't forget to let them know Toker's Guide sent you their way!

Initial Thoughts As a huge fan of alternative consumption methods this 1:1 THC:CBD tincture by DC MOTA is right up my alley and is currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Mr. Nice Guys. Personally, I've found the 1:1 ratio products usually work pretty well for a number of ailments, but I also found them to be a great starting point for new users trying to understand what edible dose might work well for them. 📝 Appearance The matte black vial is filled with a golden and translucent oil which is easy to dose according to the markings on the dropper. Flavor The flavor mainly consists of an oil taste that's slightly woody and has an earthy aftertaste. There isn’t much of a weed taste, but it wasn’t non-existent. Lineage This is a 1:1 ratio of THC:CBD and is a blend of a variety of strains. This high quality and pure distillate packs in 500 mg of both THC and CBD in a 20 ml bottle. Effects I like to gauge a tincture's effectiveness by its ability to curb my craving to smoke. After all, I usually use tinctures for discreet use, travel, or when I know I will be somewhere that I can’t smoke. This 1:1 tincture has the ability to provide full spectrum effects all day long, or provide the right ratio of THC:CBD to help me fall asleep at night. Its versatility and ease of use allowed me to accurately take a 25:25 mg dose at the pinch of my fingers and its fast acting formula didn’t have me waiting around all day to kick in. Conclusion I could see how keeping an array of DC MOTA’s tinctures would be useful for different scenarios throughout the day. For the most versatile option this 1:1 THC:CBD tincture does more than get the job done by providing constant and enjoyable relief. Try it out next time you stop by Mr. Nice Guys, and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, this batch of Bubblegum Popperz sounds like something from a Willy Wonka candy experiment. Its aroma is the most notable aspect, initially, and it's so candy-like that one wonders if the original breeder was a candy maker who took up cannabis as a side gig. 😂 Appearance The buds are an even mix of green and purple hues with a moderate trichome covering and orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A familiar bubblegum and clementine mixture. Flavor Sweet bubblegum and candy flavors with an herbal aftertaste. Lineage The Bubblegum Popperz strain is a 3 way cross of Super Dope X HiTech X Fear of Boof that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects A mellow buzz washed over me, creating a comforting and inviting atmosphere. The strain opened the door to a creative mindset, making it the perfect choice for inspiration or artistic endeavors. Bubblegum Popperz was a friendly guide, encouraging exploration of new ideas and thoughts. For those newer to cannabis, the gentle nature of this strain can provide a great introduction without overwhelming intensity. Conclusion Grab a bag, roll a joint, and let the Bubblegum Popperz magic take you on a trippy, sugary adventure. Unlocking new fantasies for me, I had visions of blowing cannabis-infused bubblegum bubbles while riding rainbow unicorns side by side with Willy himself. To grab some for your own stash just head to Monko ASAP and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This latest batch of Lava Cake from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is especially potent and ready to bring the heat. When you rip open the pack the delicious, cake-esque and sugary aroma is so intense it's almost like an eruption in your face. 🌋 Appearance Sugary, frosted buds that grind up to a delicate light purple. Status Fresh. Aroma A super cakey, sugary scent with hints of fruit and earth. Flavor A fresh fruity grape inhale with a sweet chocolaty exhale. Lineage The Lava Cake strain is a cross of Grape Pie and Thin Mint Cookies that runs indica dominant. Effects After a few tokes relaxation hit with a thought-provoking intensity. It was like sinking into a plush sofa, surrounded by the warm glow of flickering candles sending calm and fuzzy feelings to my body. However, what began as a gentle embrace soon escalated into a melting sensation creating a sedative realm that I was able to explore. Best for evenings or times when you have nothing important going on. Conclusion Lava Cake is the cannabis equivalent of a gourmet dessert; a treat for the senses that will leave you craving another serving. Treat yourself with this offering of Lava Cake from The Gift Givers and let the molten magic of Lava Cake carry you away. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts The team has been debating the flavors on these Mystery Flavor infused (500mg THC total) vegan gummies currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary , The Green Room. One swears that it's pineapple, while another is confident that cherry is involved. Whatever fruit they might be they are delicious and potent - try them out today and tell us what flavor or flavors you think they are. 🤔 Appearance Bite-size orange-ish sugar coated cubes.. Status The package was heat-sealed and each gummy was soft and a little squishy to the touch. Flavor Tangy, sweet, and slightly tart. Effects Made from distillate these have a standard THC-oriented effect, but their size and potency makes them hit with a little more clarity and quicker than other gummies that might be the same potency, but larger sized. This is because of the sugar content, of course, and note that everyone's metabolisms and tolerance levels are different so it's best to start low and slow - especially if you're not experienced with cannabis edibles. Conclusion These infused mystery flavored gummies are deliciously fruity, potent, and nice to have on hand - especially If you're looking to spare your lungs for a few sessions. To grab some for your own stash just head to The Green Room today and don't forget to mention you heard about them on Toker's Guide! *Also available for delivery from Cannabear DC