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  • Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - ReLeaf Shop (Maryland Recreational)

    Initial Thoughts If you're looking for a strain that will have you blowing OG smoke like Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa look no further than this Snoop Dogg OG from Maryland recreational marijuana dispensary, ReLeaf Shop in Baltimore. It's got some uniquely OG flavor and burns as smooth as you would expect given that it hails from one of the most legendary tokers of all time. 😮‍💨 Appearance Tight and dense looking nugs that are lush, green, and riddled with dark orange pistils. Status Curing. Aroma A pungent earthy and kushy smell. Flavor Skunky, diesel, and slightly citrus flavors on the inhale with piney notes on the exhale. Lineage The Snoop Dogg OG strain is an indica dominant cross between Lemon OG and Sour Diesel. Effects As the clouds of Snoop Dogg OG's smoke surrounded me, a mellow buzz took hold of my body. The strain's therapeutic qualities shone brightly as it seamlessly addressed pain, providing relief without clouding my mental faculties. Surges of creativity and different thoughts popped into my head allowing me to reflect on my day as I sat in a nice, sleepy relaxed state. Conclusion SunMed is consistently pumping out solid numbers on this Snoop Dogg OG so no matter what batch you get it’s guaranteed to be potent. It's a great strain to roll up and burn with some friends. All y'all invited, ignite it, light it...now follow me to ReLeaf Shop and grab some for your own stash. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Blue Face by Fig Farms - HYFE

    Initial Thoughts Earning the prestigious Best in Show title at the Emerald Cup 2023, this Blue Face from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, HYFE, is a must try. As I gazed upon the buds through the transparent glass container the resinous nugs are stacked with trichomes in every direction, and when I grabbed them my fingers were left with a super sticky ganja residue. 🤗 Appearance These big, chunky buds have hues of blue, purple, and green with a generous layer of glistening trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma A gassy, lemon, and blueberry scent. Flavor Sweet, tangy and a little gassy on the inhale with a ginger flavor on the exhale that leaves a delicious aftertaste. Lineage The Blue Face strain is a cross between Face Off OG and Animal Mints (Blue phenotype) resulting in an indica dominant hybrid. Effects Blue Face delivered stoney effects that didn't compromise focus. In my experience, the strain provided a pleasurable state of relaxation, allowing me to turn off my body and immerse my mind in reading. The effects were not only strong but also consistent, ensuring a reliable and enjoyable journey from start to finish each and every time. Conclusion This Blue Face cultivated by Fig Farms stood out from the second I saw the packaging. Everything about this strain says connoisseur level smoking experience, which explains its long list of accolades. Place an order with HYFE today to secure your piece of this Emerald Cup winner and a chance to try it for yourself. Be sure to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

  • Sour Garlic Bread - Buddha Buddy

    Initial Thoughts Like a delicious Italian family dinner, get ready for a warm welcome. DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy, loads a plate like my Italian grandmother with this wholesome batch of mouthwatering Sour Garlic Bread. When you’re here, your family and not to mention, stoned to the bone. 🧄🥖 Appearance Glistening trichome's melt over a camouflage of light and dark forest green hues. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A satisfying mix of citrus scent and gas undertones. Flavor Sour lemon and a delicious hint of something that is not unlike garlic bread. Lineage The Sour Garlic Bread strain is a mix of GMO and AJ Sour Diesel that leans slightly sativa dominant. Effects An uplifting high at onset that elevated my mood immediately with a giggly mental buzz. Then, a fun kick of creativity that had me easily entertained and lost in my own world. This head change from my work day included physical effects that were soothing in the limbs and felt like a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulders. It is noticeably sativa leaning and can bring a sprinkle of joy to any Tokers daytime session. Conclusion Mama Mia! This batch of Sour Garlic Bread will rock your socks with a boost of energy and a stimulating body buzz. It can instantly add some spice and flavor while keeping you functional and ready to rumble. Treat yourself to a great time with this flavorful batch from Buddha Buddy today and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Pink Pearls - Capital Remedy

    Initial Thoughts Once upon a time on the high seas a glistening pink pearl would have cost a hefty sum of gold doubloons. Now, thanks to DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Capital Remedy, you don’t have to scour the seven seas anymore and there's no bartering with pirates required to obtain your share in this bounty of Pink Pearls. 🏴‍☠️ Appearance Dark purple buds with pink accents and lots of frosty white trichomes make for a beautifully unique looking batch. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet mix of zesty citrus and herbal notes. Flavor There's a soft berry flavor blended with a smooth creamy and earthy exhale. Lineage The Pink Pearl strain is a hybrid mix of unknown strains, though it's very likely to have the Early Pink cultivar in its lineage. Effects A wave of warm energy rushes in immediately after smoking with a euphoric buzz putting wind behind my sails. This batch's exceptional qualities shine bright during various activities, providing an energetic kick and an infectious sense of joy. Eventually a deep feeling of relaxation sets in and the high turns more to a gentle body buzz that is relieving and rejuvenating. The gradual descent into a mellow and peaceful state is the perfect finale to an adventure filled with energy, joy, and serenity. Conclusion This batch makes pearls cool again like our grandparents always hoped. From its one-of-a-kind pink-ish coloration to its uplifting and euphoric high, I enjoyed these Pink Pearls from start to finish. Versatile and well-suited for any time of day, I may have to set my sails to grab some more very soon. To plunder some of this booty for yourself just hit up Capital Remedy today and don’t forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

  • Unicorn Factory - Mr. Nice Guys

    Initial Thoughts With a very curious name - i mean haven't you always wondered where unicorns are made - and some super trich'd out buds, this batch of Unicorn Factory from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Mr. Nice Guys, has peaked my interest. It has a nose that screams indica to me, but apparently its a 50/50 which makes me even more curious. Who knows, maybe we'll even see tiny, freshly made unicorns come flying out of the stash. 🦄 Appearance Compact green buds with a strong layer of spiky white trichomes and orange pistils. Status Curing, but the aroma is still fresh. Aroma Sour cheese with a hint of tart berries. Flavor Sour, cheesy, and earthen with hints of pine and berries. Lineage The Unicorn Factory strain is a cross of Unicorn Poop and Sunset Runtz that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects I honestly felt pretty goofy at first with a fuzzy, disorienting head rush. Soon this gave way to calming effects, but I retained the giggly, giddy aspects for some time. It felt much more indica that your standard batch of Runtz and the body buzz felt much like an OG Kush instead. Probably best for afternoon or evenings given the mellowness and intoxication factor. Conclusion Unicorns are clearly elusive, and wouldn't you be if you were such a rare, magical creature? Well, luckily we have this delightfully stoning and delirium inducing batch of Unicorn Factory to help make them appear more frequently - in the garden of your mind, of course. To take your own trip to the fantasy land where mythical one-horned steeds stay just head to Mr. Nice Guys today - and don't forget to mention that you heard about it from Toker's Guide.

  • Kosher Kush by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary

    Initial Thoughts A true powerhouse indica cultivar boasting THC levels consistently above 30%, this Kosher Kush cultivated by Alternative Solutions and available at DC Medical Marijuana Dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, carries an extra layer of spiritual significance since it's been blessed by a Rabbi. So, not only will it have you soaring up in the clouds, but you can feel that much better about your introspection too. 🪬 Appearance Long orange pistils and a heavy coating of frosty white trichomes sitting on top of fluffy light and dark green buds. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Crack open the matte black jar, and you're greeted with an earthy and slightly piney scent. Flavor This one burned super smooth with a sweet, earthy, piney, and highly herbal flavor. Lineage The Kosher Kush strain has unknown lineage however it has been speculated that there are OG Kush and SFV OG genetics involved. Effects Kosher Kush takes no prisoners. On multiple occasions, my encounters with this strain led to a swift descent into a restful trance within 30 minutes. The sedation took hold with a weightlessness feeling in my legs rendering them useless. The uselessness extended its way up to my mind where an empty and peaceful consciousness made it easy to fall asleep. Conclusion Kosher Kush, with its potent embrace, is a powerfully calming and sedating indica option that's deliciously smooth and kushy in flavor. If you seek a strain that effortlessly guides you to sleep, this is your ticket. Head to Takoma Wellness Center today to grab some Alternative Solutions grown Kosher Kush and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Cinderella 99 Live Resin Vape Pen by Calypso - La Bodega DC

    Initial Thoughts We're always on the look out for new and innovative vape offerings with quality contents and these Calypso disposable live resin vape pens currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, La Bodega, have quickly made their way to the top of the list. As a grower of Cinderella 99 (aka Cindy 99) from years past I was stoked to see that they had it as a sativa option as well, but wondered if the flavor and effects would be on point. Once I took my first puff I knew immediately that, to borrow from the fairy tale, the shoe fit perfectly. 👠💃🏼 Appearance A slender rectangular-shaped white vape pen with a toggle button, micro usb charger, and window to clearly see the beautiful golden contents within. Flavor A tropical citrusy flavor that is natural and not overtly sweet. Highly reminiscent of the funky Cinderella flower taste that I recall so well, even from long ago. Lineage The Cinderella 99 strain is a cross of Jack Herer and Shiva Skunk that runs heavily sativa dominant at 85/15. Effects The high zooms straight to your head and begins massaging more energy and uplifting euphoria from your entire body. As these waves move outward from your back and into your extremities you may find yourself grinning from the knowledge that this hits so fast and inspires such an active, enhanced mood. Great for morning and afternoon use, but most will probably find it too energetic for sleepy time. Conclusion From its tamper proof packaging and variable voltage settings to its phenomenal, natural floral flavor, these Calypso disposables have all the features and full spectrum effects that I seek in a vaping option. In the Cindy version, specifically, I thoroughly enjoyed the immense energy and uplifting vibes while reminiscing on past harvests of the flower itself. To experience it for yourself just hop in your pumpkin carriage, tell your fairy Godmother to kick rocks, and head to La Bodega today. Don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Wonderland Red Cherry Infused Vegan Gummies - Flight Pass DC

    Initial Thoughts If you like cherry, and infused cannabis gummies are your desired vehicle to stoney bliss, then consider these delectable Wonderland Red Cherry gummies from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass DC. These tiny cubic blasts of sweet cherry flavor are 50mg each and have the ability to easily send you to...wonderland. 🫖🐇🎩🐛 Appearance Bite-size bright red sugar coated cubes. Status The package was heat-sealed and each gummy was of upmost freshness. They were soft and a little squishy to the touch. Flavor Sweet, sweet cherry almost like a cherry flavored coughdrop. Effects Made from distillate these have a pretty standard THC-oriented effect, but their size and potency makes them hit with a little more clarity and quicker than other gummies that might be the same potency, but larger sized. This is, of course, because of the sugar content. Note, everyone's metabolisms and tolerance levels are different so it's best to start low and slow - especially if you're not experienced with cannabis edibles. Conclusion These fresh, delicious, and particularly strong cherry gummies are nice to have on hand and super easy to conceal. If you're looking to spare your lungs for a few sessions why not look to indulge in some potently infused cherry gummy edibles instead? To grab some for your own stash just head to Flight Pass today and don't forget to mention you heard about them on Toker's Guide!

  • Zebra Cakes - The Garden DC

    Initial Thoughts The friendly folks from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden, are back at it again with this gorgeous looking batch of Zebra Cakes. Frosty like a delicious birthday cake, yet with a contrast of colors that somehow resembles the stripes of a Zebra, this one’s bound to have layers of fun. 🦓 Appearance Green and purple hues contrast with each other and the frosty white trichomes to give these buds a wonderful textured, nearly striped appearance. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet mix of cake and earthy, pine forest. Flavor A gentle, earthy inhale with a smooth exhale that has hints of something sweet like cake frosting. Lineage The Zebra Cakes strain is a cross of Mendo Breath and Cookies N Cream that runs indica dominant. Effects This one is as friendly as it gets, with a bubbly feeling of relaxation and content settling over the mind and body. A perfect pause for any time of the day, I found a kick of creativity and entertainment in my surroundings. The enhanced mood at onset eventually turns to a peaceful, gentle body buzz with a sense of calm mental clarity. Conclusion From the mystical look that fits the name, to the buzz that puts a smile on the face and relaxes the shoulders, this is some fire bud. Ideal for any time of day and just about any activity you want to enjoy, the Zebra Cakes strain is definitely one you'll want to have in your cannabis zoo...or collection that is. To try it for yourself there's no need to head out on safari, instead just visit The Garden ASAP and don't forget to tell them Tokers Guide sent you!

  • Lemon DC - Peace in the Air

    Initial Thoughts This new hometown hero named Lemon DC is a fragrant option available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Peace in the Air. Based on its name and the fact that there isn’t too much information available on this stain its more than likely its genetics originate out of the district. Appearance Big, fluffy, and dark green buds under a heavy layer of amber trichomes and dark orange pistils. Status Curing, but still with a fresh aroma. Aroma This Lemon DC smells like a variety bag of dum-dum lollipops. Flavor Peppery on the inhale and a sour taste on the exhale. Lineage The Lemon DC strain is a cross between Lemon OG and East African Sativas resulting in a balanced hybrid. Effects The Lemon DC strain provides a smooth sailing euphoric high. It produces relaxing effects while managing to keep you coherent and alert. Delivering perfectly balanced effects that combine a mixture of energetic sativa bursts and noticeable relaxation. This was a simple strain but it just put me in a happy mood that was mostly carefree. Sometimes that's all ya need. Conclusion In a city known for its vibrant culture, Lemon DC stands out as a local treasure, tantalizing the senses with its exceptional flavor and balanced effects. As a well-rounded hybrid, it embodies the essence of DC's diverse cannabis community. Whether you're a local or a visitor, Lemon DC is your ticket to an uplifting, yet relaxing, journey through the district's finest landmarks. Add Peace in the Air to your itinerary as you travel through the district to grab some of this Lemon DC, and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Formula One - Elevated Lounge DC

    Initial Thoughts If you like gassy, fuel forward varietals get ready to start your engines. This batch of Formula One strain, currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, is all revved up and ready to race its way into your day. 🏎 Appearance Chunky, over-sized buds that are neon green, bluish-purple, and covered in white and frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Gassy with hints of wild flower and pine. Flavor Robust and overtly gassy with hints of coffee grounds and pine. Lineage The Formula One strain is a cross of Black Lime #9 and Testarossa that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects This is one of those truly balanced varietals where you can sort of craft your own experience depending on the activity. If you're desire is to get out there and become king of the dance floor, it can help you do that with a cheery, stoney full-body high. Of course, it's also happy to oblige you with its calming euphoric aspects. One interesting thing to note is just how fast the onset is, rushing to your dome and creating what feels like an ever-expanding headband. Conclusion The gassy nose and flavor of this Formula One batch, along with the beautifully balanced effects, all make me want to race right out and grab some more as fast as possible. To grab some for your own private collection today just speed over (not really, we don't condone speeding, but you know what I mean) to Elevated Lounge with the quickness. If you call ahead they may even have some checkered flags on hand for your arrival to the "finish line". Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you! 🏁

  • Guava Lava by CULTA - The Living Room (Maryland Recreational)

    Initial Thoughts We’ve been seeing a ton of reports that this Guava Lava, cultivated by craft cannabis brand, CULTA, is a real crowd pleaser. It’s currently available at Maryland recreational and medical marijuana dispensary, The Living Room, just outside Baltimore and it's partially sweet, partially gassy nose already has my tastebuds eager in anticipation. 🤤 Appearance Tight, dense and nicely manicured buds that are green hued and have large, wispy orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet at first with subtle gassy undertones. Once broken up the scent of berries and gas stuck to my fingers for what seemed like hours. Flavor A super terpy, funky, and gassy flavor profile with slightly sweet tropical notes upon exhale. Lineage The Guava Lava strain is a cross between Sunset Sherbert and Kauai Mints #77 that leans indica dominant. Effects It all started with a lifting and sociable experience, transitioning into a soothing, calming sensation. It managed to obliterate my bad mood, leaving me in a state of good vibes and relaxation that lasted for hours. The best part is, it didn't drain my energy levels too much and left me joyfully soaring through the clouds instead. However, it's not an ideal choice for a productive workday as the high can detract from focus. Conclusion This batch of CULTA's Guava Lava is one to be savored during the quieter moments of your day, or when there's no rush to accomplish tasks. Whether you're sharing it with friends or enjoying some me time, this strain provides a soothing and delectable experience that'll keep you coming back to The Living Room for more. When you visit don't forget to mention that you heard about them on Toker’s guide!

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