Initial Thoughts The shocking amount to frosty trichomes on this batch of Strawberry Lemonade from DC i-71 dispensary, Elevated Lounge, makes the buds almost entirely white. In fact, they're so frosty and so rotund that it's kind of hard to believe that it's a sativa-leaning varietal. Regardless, I can't wait to pack it up and experience the potency I've been hearing about for myself. 😮‍💨 Appearance Beefy, over-sized buds that are pretty much entirely white with frosty trichomes. There are also purple and green hues along with reddish brown pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Creamy with hints of sweet and sour fruit. Flavor Super smooth with sweet and creamy notes along with hints of sweet and sour fruit - especially in the aftertaste. Lineage The Strawberry Lemonade strain is a cross of Lemon OG and Strawberry Cough that runs slightly sativa dominant and was originally bred by Barney's Farm. Effects Right up until my first hit I was convinced this was mis-labelled and would actually be indica-leaning. However, when I felt the initial rush of energy up through my body and into my head and extremities - along with my eyes becoming more open and awake - I knew it was a sativa-leaner after all. The buzz is uplifting, all-encompassing, and has delightfully euphoric qualities perfect for daytime use. Conclusion Cultivated to elicit maximum yield, trichomes, and potency it's hard to beat the aesthetics and sheer power of this Strawberry Lemonade. If you're looking to add some eye-candy with a sativa punch to your stash head over to Elevated Lounge ASAP and grab some for yourself. Don't forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Cannabis has a unique way of transporting us back to our first experiences, even with familiar strains. That's exactly what happened with this batch of Animal Mintz courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level. It sent me back to a moment where I was in a dispensary in Massachusetts, purchasing a pre-roll joint of Animal Mintz with over 30% THC. It's a testament to the magical connection between our past and present that cannabis can create, and every time I enjoy Animal Mintz, I'm reminded of that. Appearance These fluffy buds have forest green and dark purple coloration with thin light amber hairs. Status Curing, but the aroma is still on point. Aroma Sharp, sour and minty with a slightly diesel scent. Flavor Sweet vanilla and minty notes on the inhale with a slightly nutty taste on the exhale. Lineage The Animal Mintz strain is a cross of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Fire OG that runs balanced around 50/50. Effects The initial impact was marked by a cerebral high that fully took hold within minutes. My cranium felt pleasantly heavy, yet my mind wandered freely, unhindered by stress or worry. I found myself in a state of heightened creativity and positive outlook, however, the journey didn't end there. Once the potency of Animal Mintz hit with full force a heaviness spread throughout my body. This heavy phase had me feeling wonderfully useless in the best possible way. Conclusion This batch of Animal Mintz delivers both an immediate cerebral exploration and a soothing heaviness in the body. These balanced effects, along with the refreshing and minty feeling on my tastebuds, made me want to keep rolling it up again and again. To experience it for yourself head on over to Top Level DC today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts The Prosecco Grapes strain is on and poppin’, courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana delivery service Capital Remedy. This one earns its name with a bubbly body buzz and delicious fruity taste like a fresh grape from the vine. A satisfying hybrid that is new to the market, the Prosecco Grapes strain unfolds as a blissful treat that should excite all Toker's. 🍇🍾 Appearance Soft and spongy green buds decorated with shining trichomes and ripe purple hues that put the grape in this prosecco. Status Starting to cure. Aroma Sweet but subtle citrus and grape aroma. Flavor A mix of sweet candy and earthy pine. Lineage The Prosecco Grapes strain is a hybrid cross with unknown genetics. Effects A floaty buzz sets in the brain and trickles its way down throughout the body. A careless and free energy launches the buzz of this hybrid, but eventually the euphoria turns into a sense of peace and overall calmness. This presence and peace of mind leaves you very functional and makes this a perfect option for any time of day. Conclusion This batch of Prosecco Grapes was a treat to try and has me wishing I had more to enjoy. A perfectly balanced hybrid that gives you the best of both worlds, it’s hard to go wrong with a strain that has it all. Aside from the fantastic buzz, the profile of this batch, from the taste to the aroma, is a compliment to the vintner....errr cultivator, i mean. Give yourself a cheers with this wonderful Prosecco Grapes from our friends at Capital Remedy. Don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you when you place your order!

Initial Thoughts With a super delicious aroma and some intensely bright green coloration this batch of Chocolope Kush from local craft growers, Alternative Solutions' (Alt Sol), was something I was immediately eager to spark up. What I didn't realize right away was that it would become my go-to for an energetic, heady high over the next few days. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised - it's just another example of the excellence that Takoma Wellness Center consistently purveys. 🙌 Appearance Beautiful bright green buds with a plethora of fiery orange pistils and frosty trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma Sweet and fruity like a melon or cantaloupe along with hints of what could certainly be construed as chocolate. Flavor The sweet and fruity melon-like flavor makes this one so delicious that, as it hits my lips, I wanted to pull that much harder on the joint. Utterly mouthwatering. Lineage The Chocolope Kush strain is a cross of Chocolope and OG Kush that runs slightly sativa dominant depending on the OG Kush pheno involved. Effects The effects are highly cerebral and uplifting, but without any angsty feelings that you might find with some sativa's. It's also mood-enhancing, inspiring creative thought and making social situations more cheerful. The comedown is soft and the mellow, kush-like aspects kick-in to gear making the subtle body buzz more apparent. Conclusion Though we would have liked to see a little more maturity, these buds are still gorgeous and the aroma/flavor profile is phenomenal enough to overlook any shortcomings. The energetic headspace it provides is also on-point for the daytime side of my stash box. Accordingly, I'll be looking to pick up some more Alt Sol Chocolope Kush to replenish my supply as soon as I can. To experience it for yourself just head to Takoma Wellness Center today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts When I peered inside this jar of small batch Runtz from craft cannabis cultivator, The Herban Hustle, for the first time I instantly knew from the crazy shimmer of starry trichomes that this was something to behold. Like a kid who just opened the birthday present he totally wanted, but thought he wouldn't get, I squealed with excitement. This is, quite simply, an awesome batch of local grown Runtz. Appearance Fluffy and oversized, hydroponically grown buds that are deep purple and light green with fiery orange-red pistils. Also note the trich'd out frostiness of each bud below. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma is an amalgamation of candied fruit, fuel, pine, and hints of something floral. The nuances in the smell can keep you smelling the jar for hours trying to piece them all together. Flavor Ridiculously delicious with a rich creamy, gassy flavor and notes of sour fruit, coffee grounds, and floral arrangements. Did this come from a cannabis grow or a florist shop? Lineage The Runtz strain is a cross of Zkittlez and Gelato that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Just as there were delightful nuanced in the aroma and flavor, so were there nuances and unique aspects to the high. It didn't just send you into a mood elevating and joy absorbing euphoria, it also had a psychedelic aspect that gave me a little extra twinkle in my eye. This is undoubtedly due to the height of THC and terpene levels reached in this immaculately cared for harvest. Conclusion Overall, I'd say that this is truly an EPIC batch of Runtz and I'm so psyched to have this option available in the DC area right now. Every DC cannabis enthusiast should experience the quality of this harvest and see what it's like at the highest level. To get your hands on some just hit up The Herban Hustle today and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts I was immediately intrigued when I saw the name Miss USA on the label of this sample from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Mr. Nice Guys. Would it be as beautiful as the name implied? Once I looked in the bag and gazed upon these splendidly frosty buds I knew...this was a pageant winner for sure. 👸 Appearance Frosty white buds with deep purple and dark green underneath along with orange pistils. Status Curing, but with a fresh aroma and soft, supple texture. Aroma A mouthwatering blend of sour fruit, pine, and gas with hints of cheese. Flavor In a word: scrumptious. This complex blend of tart berries, rich pine, and cheese is astoundingly delicious. It also hits super smooth. Lineage The Miss USA strain is a cross of Strawberry Banana and Kosher Dawg that runs indica dominant. Effects The overwhelming potency of these buds is apparent from the moment of ignition. It's a continuously heady high, but in a spacey, dreamy sort of way. It's both intoxicating and sedating in this manner and the accompanying body high makes everything feel super cozy. Best for evenings or afternoons where you're free to do some introspection, streaming of shows, or other sedentary activities. Conclusion They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and in the case of this gorgeous batch of Miss USA the beauty and potency are both clear to the eye of this beholder. As a contestant, she would get high marks from the judges for pungency and flavor as well as her looks, though. To take home Miss USA for yourself just head down to Mr. Nice Guys ASAP and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Currently available from famed DC i-71 delivery service, The Gift Givers, this Grandi Guava strain is a Grandiflora creation that i've been wanting to try. It's a distinguished Gelato cross that's known for its complex, exotic aroma and flavor profile - one of cheese and tropical fruit combined. 🧀🌴 Appearance A mix of green and purple with a heavy layer of large white trichomes on the outside and glistening trichomes on the inside. Status Starting to cure. Aroma Cheesy, earthy and floral with hints of tropical fruit. Flavor Tart fruit with cream cheese and hints of pepper. Lineage The Grandi Guava strain leans slightly indica and is a cross of Guava and Gelato originally bred by Oakland California's "premier luxury cannabis brand", Grandiflora. Effects Grandi Guava's effects set in quickly with an exhilarating head high that adds a happy-go-lucky pep to your step, initially. As the euphoria begins to flow down to the rest of the body things become more mellow and calm. Overall, it acts more balanced than you might find with traditional indica's and has mood enhancing qualities. Conclusion For a new, tropically exotic spin on Gelato, with genetics hailing from one of the country's best breeders, check out this Grandi Guava. I know i'll be enjoying its joyously heady buzz all weekend long, and you can too. Just hit up The Gift Givers ASAP to have it delivered to your door and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts This ripe batch of Watermelon Gelato courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level, is sure to quench your needs. The look of this bud is worth a second take with extraordinary greens and purples, but the aroma is most notable with a bursting fruity, gassy-ness. 🍉🍨 Appearance A beautiful blend of light and dark shades of green and purple, this batch has a unique look from each angle. Status Curing, but still with a fresh aroma. Aroma Sweet and flowery, with undertones of earthiness and cream. Flavor A mix of exotic tart fruit, cream, and floral accents. Lineage The Watermelon Gelato strain is a cross of Watermelon Zkittles and Gelato 45 that leans slightly indica dominant. Effects A deep breath of relaxation occurred upon exhale, causing a release of tension and stress throughout. My mind was easily led astray with happy thoughts and I felt cool as a cucumber as I noticed a decreased level of aches and pains physically. Perfect for a nice pause after a long day, this batch made it easy to unwind and calmed the mind with a satisfying toke. Conclusion Indica leaning in nature but well balanced in results, this batch of Watermelon Gelato brings it all. From the exotic coloration on the outside to a feeling of contentment on the inside, it's some eye candy that is quite perfect for mental and physical recovery as well. Pick up some for your own stash from one of the best shops out there - Top Level DC. Don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you when you stop by!

Initial Thoughts With a bunch of exciting events coming up at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, for their One Year Anniversary, it's only right to tease the masses with the caliber and quality to expect from them. This Dosi-Tree sets the standard for what’s to come and kicks off the start of a great celebration! Appearance Lush green buds filled with heavy orange pistils and shimmering trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma A potent scent that carries a slight funk to it, likely inherited as a descendant of OG Kush lineage. Flavor The inhale delivers an unmistakable lemon taste and the exhale is skunky and cheesy. Lineage The Dosi-Tree Strain is a cross between Lemon Tree and Dosidos that leans indica dominant. Effects I found myself embarking on a psychedelic journey. It was a cheerful and comfortable experience that clouded my mind and relaxed my body. This mind-altering adventure stepped me into a world of joy bringing forth only positive emotions. Simultaneously, Dosi-Tree's profound body relaxation was unmistakably dissolving away any tension or pain. Conclusion Dosi-Tree stands as a promising glimpse into the exceptional quality that awaits at Monko's One Year Anniversary events. With its funky lemony flavor, powerful aroma, and rich genetic lineage, Dosi-Tree, invites enthusiasts to celebrate and explore. So be sure to head on down to Monko to check out all the fun, and especially this Dosi-Tree. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts With an exotic appearance and terrifically pungent aroma, this Lemon Cherry Gelato courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, All American Papers, is a often a crowd favorite. In fact, as soon as I opened the pack in a crowded room recently I could see the true stoners of the bunch lift up their heads and begin searching for the source. When their scan brought them to me I smiled in acceptance and invited them to burn one, of course. 😮‍💨 Appearance Dense olive and forest green buds with dark orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Great pungent gassy smell and citrusy lime undertones. Flavor There are notes of lemon and fresh cut flowers on the inhale and sweet pine on the exhale. Lineage The Lemon Cherry Gelato strain is a cross of Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies that leans slightly indica dominant. Effects I experienced a pleasant, tingling sensation all around me, which induced a state of deep relaxation. It proved to be highly effective in alleviating pain, offering a gentle and long-lasting relief that provided a soothing respite. My mind also remained quite clear and free of anxiety - an enjoyable break from the constant whirlwind of thoughts that often fill my head. Conclusion As a slightly indica-dominant strain, it encourages a gentle and calming state without the more sedative effects of a heavy indica. It’s an easy choice from a flavor standpoint too - I keep going back to it again and again for this reason alone. To pick up some "LCG" for yourself just head to All American Papers today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Not much is known about SR-209, but that doesn’t mean we won’t test out this strain for ourselves! Courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, strains like this are my favorite when they come across my desk because the blank slate takes a typical experience and makes it all the more exciting. 🤗 Appearance These compact buds are a mixture of purples and greens with a layer of heavy trichomes and reddish-orange pistils. Status Starting to cure. Aroma A potent berry and grape scent that overpowers the senses along with hints of something sweet like candy. Flavor Notes of sweet, sugary candy and tart fruit with hints of pine. Lineage The SR-209 strain has unknown genetics. Effects As I indulged in SR-209 I noticed a distinct sensation of gentle pressure building above my eyes. A sense of giddiness and happiness followed that created a lighthearted atmosphere. Bursts of laughter came out unexpectedly as I cracked some jokes and was more talkative than usual. A permanent smile was on my face from the floating feeling that allowed me to let go of the worries of the world. Overall, this batch is highly versatile and balanced in effects. Conclusion While its lineage remains a mystery, SR-209 is reminiscent of the popular Runtz strain. It’s candy essence is consistent from the second you open the jar until you blow out the last puff of smoke. To add some SR-209 to your stash box just head into Hotbox Uptown today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Here's a really nice batch of Gelato 41 currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Violet City. It's a slightly more energetic cut of the, now legendary, Gelato cultivar, but it still has all the funky, creamy, and gassy flavor that Gelato lovers get psyched about. 🍨 Appearance Dense purple buds with flecks of green, tons of white trichomes, and reddish-orange pistils. Note that the trichomes on the inside are impressively starry. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A very pungent gassy, creamy, and slightly tart scent that screams potency. Flavor Gassy, creamy, and skunky with hints of tart fruit, nuts, and chocolate. Delicious and exotic! Lineage The Gelato 41 strain is a cross of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Sunset Sherbet that runs either balanced or slightly sativa. Effects At onset a spacey headiness overtakes your brain and the euphoria begins. There's an overall uplifting vibe to this one, but somehow it also creates a sense of delightful calm. When the feel good body buzz kicks into high gear it lasts for a long duration and seems to come in waves. Balanced enough for use at nearly any time of day or early evening, but you may want to avoid it just before bed due to the energy levels. Conclusion I was grinning from ear to ear and fist pumping after taking my first hit of this Gelato 41 specimen. The flavor is exquisite and the high is on point from the moment of first exhale. Treat yourself right this weekend and hit up Violet City DC for your own slice of this fire. Don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!