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- MAC 1 - YANA Wellness
Initial Thoughts This fascinating cut of MAC 1 is currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, YANA Wellness. Its fantastic scent, smooth taste, and sexy looks surpass the reputation it has as a top-shelf worthy strain in my book. 📖 Appearance Dense green nugs with purple-ish blue highlights that are absolutely smothered in white milky trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma Creamy, citrusy and slightly cheesy. Flavor A smooth, creamy, and slightly peppery taste on the inhale and a dash of citrus on the exhale. Lineage The MAC 1 strain is a cross between Alien Cookies F2 and Miracle 15 resulting in a balanced hybrid. Effects One of the most remarkable attributes of MAC 1 was its exceptional ability to alleviate anxiety. In this case, it instantly slowed my heart rate and eased my mental state with a soothing and calming effect. This batch is potent and unfolded with intensity leaving me with a very heady high that turned spacey quickly. Versatile enough for nearly any time of day. Conclusion The quality of these MAC 1 buds are on a different level than other buds out there right now. I can instantly identify how fresh this batch is based off of its potent scent and the white trichomes indicate a perfect cure and recent harvest. I’m seriously impressed with these buds and I know you will be too. To grab a slice just stop into YANA Wellness today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!
- Super Lemon Cherry - Capital Remedy
Initial Thoughts It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...Super Lemon Cherry! OK so it's not "Super Man", but maybe it could be the super hero you're looking for depending on how your week is going. If you need a little pick-me-up and some delightfully stoney vibes, this mood-enhancing powerhouse is waiting to rescue you at DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Capital Remedy. Appearance Frosty purple buds with green flecks and lots of white trichomes. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma A complex blend of tart and sour fruit with creamy and piney notes. Flavor Gassy, yet sweet and fruity with notes of pine and hints of cream. Delicious! Lineage The Super Lemon Cherry strain is a Gelato phenotype and cross of Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies. Some would argue that the "Super" is a result of Super Sunset Sherbet or the addition of another cultivar, but we think that's unlikely in this scenario - it seems spot on for most great batches of Lemon Cherry Gelato we've seen. Runs relatively balanced in effects. Effects This batch has a largely uplifting and cerebral high with a warm glowing body buzz. It's both euphoric and mood-enhancing, but never had any edginess or couch lock. Overall, I'll call the effects balanced, but the cheery, creative headspace that I found tilts the scale slightly more toward energetic. Best for afternoons or early evenings and probably not right before bed. Conclusion These gorgeous, delicious, and highly potent buds are ready to take you up, up, and away toward a heady and feel-so-good experience. Luckily, there's no need to don red spandex and a cape to get them, just hit up Capital Remedy today and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!
- Rainbow Belts - Flower Ave
Initial Thoughts My experience with Rainbow Belts had been exclusively through its rosin form, it's known for being an extremely terp heavy high yielder. Now thanks to DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave, I’m able to see what all the hype is about in its natural flower form. Hold on to your pants because this Rainbow Belts isn’t going to hold them up. 🌈👖 Appearance Big, dense, and chunky, with a predominantly purple coloration. They are covered in a thick layer of large trichomes filled with resin. Status Cured, but still with a fresh aroma. Aroma The aroma of Rainbow Belts was strikingly sharp, with prominent notes of lemon and lime citrus and diesel. Flavor Berry and fruity on the inhale with a slight lemon taste on the exhale. These buds are tasty and super smooth. Lineage The Rainbow Belts strain is a cross between Zkittlez X Moonbow resulting in a balanced hybrid. Effects The initial sensation ignited a spark of creativity, as if a mental fog had been lifted, allowing me to think with exceptional clarity and focus. Rainbow Belts also encouraged conversations, making it an ideal choice for social situations especially because it maintained a discreet profile. Rainbow Belts didn't overpower or hinder productivity, instead, it offered a balanced high that allowed me to get things done without feeling overwhelmed or paranoid. Conclusion This Rainbow Belts is a must try for any terp lover that wants a clean and smooth tasting smoke. Its hybrid nature really makes it a versatile choice for a wide range of activities. The team over at Flower Ave is ready to deliver to your doorstep today and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!
- Cakes N Cream - Elevated Lounge DC
Initial Thoughts I love it when buds have awesome aromas that match their names perfectly and that is certainly the case with this Cakes N Cream currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge. Like syrupy pancakes and whipped cream combined I can hardly take my nose out of this pack! 🥞👃 Appearance Beefy, rotund buds that are dark green with flecks of bluish-purple and fiery orange pistils. The outer trichomes are hyper-white and the internals are still starry. Status Fresh. Aroma Deliciously sweet, creamy, and with notes of cake or shortbread. Flavor Super smooth with sweet and creamy notes along with hints of earth and fuel. Lineage The Cakes N Cream strain is a cross of Platinum OG and Pancakes that runs indica dominant. Effects Though it runs indica dominant and has the look of some top-shelf couch-lock inducing bud, this batch is actually not that sedating. I found it to be heady and full of a fuzzy and warm body buzz, but I didn't want to dose off and actually enjoyed fumbling over a few last minute tasks. Overall, the high is stoning to the head and feels great in the body at the same time. Certainly better for late afternoon or evening use and falling asleep was no trouble at all. Conclusion An indica connoisseur's delight, this Cakes N Cream is perfect for having something between knockout and too energetic. Perhaps it's best qualities, however, are the delectably sweet aroma and flavor. To taste it for yourself just head to Elevated Lounge ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!
- Infused Trix Cereal Treats - Cannabake DC
With never ending creativity from the team over at Cannabake you never know what sweet treat is going to fancy your tastebuds next time you are in the mood for an edible. Deciding on delivery from them is the easy choice but deciding what to try is where the options seem never ending! This time we present to you a twist on the classic Rice Krispy Treat but instead swapping it for Trix’s cereal and mixing those with gooey marshmallows to make the Trix’s Cereal Treat. It had honestly been a while since the last time I had Trix, but after taking the first bite I was instantly sent back to my childhood of slurping down bowls of Trix flavored milk. It’s sad to admit, but I forgot just how good Trix actually are. The soft gooey marshmallows combine with the berry and fruity flavor to create a delightful snack that’s more than just the breakfast cereal that I remember. The infused Trix Cereal Treats are made by binding Trix’s cereal together with a mixture of melted marshmallows and butter. However, what sets these treats apart is the added THC. One of the important aspects to be aware of when consuming Cannabake’s Trix Cereal Treat is proper dosing. The 100mg THC dose can be considered relatively high, especially for inexperienced users. It's essential to start with a lower dose and gradually increase it over time as you become more familiar with your tolerance level. It is also recommended to divide it into smaller portions, each containing a fraction of the total THC content, such as 10mg or 25mg per serving. When dosed properly these Trix’s Cereal Treats offer a super smooth and relaxing high. Edibles usually offer a different euphoria than what you normally get from smoking flower or vaping. I’d most similarly compare it to dabbing where you can get a real full body buzz from the full spectrum effects of cannabis products. Courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Cannabake, these treats offer a convenient and discreet way for cannabis enthusiasts to enjoy the effects of THC without the need for smoking or vaping. It's a cannabis infused twist on a childhood classic that was also an awesome excuse for me to indulge in some Trix once again as an adult. If you thought your days of eating cereal for breakfast were over then, Silly Stoner, these Trix are for you! Don’t Forget to mention that you saw it first on Toker’s Guide.
- Cutiez - VIPeace
Initial Thoughts Dark, frosty, and formidably potent this batch of Cutiez courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, VIPeace, turns heads for all the right reasons. The super deep purple coloration makes it look ever so exotic and from appearances alone, i'd have to say that these buds are more than cute. 😊 Appearance Rich, deep purple hued buds adorned with glistening trichomes that seem to glow in the light. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet citrus and spicy pepper scents. Flavor On the inhale, it offers a sweet and light citrusy essence, followed by a doughy undertone. The exhale brings a slight peppery kick. Lineage The Cutiez strain is a cross of Herojuana and Orange Skunk that leans indica dominant. Effects It started with a heavy sensation that settled into my shoulders and chest. Gradually, it began to slow down my mind, body, and time all around me as well. This strain possesses a unique ability to hit with an assertive but not overpowering full-body force. However, it's important to note that Cutiez didn't induce a couch-locked experience. Instead, it offered a sense of relaxation that left me feeling comfortably grounded but not immobilized. Conclusion Cutiez is a great choice to wind down with after dinner because it doesn’t knock you out, bud instead strikes the perfect balance between potency and relaxation. For me, it was the ideal indica high for a relaxing evening (or several). Head on into VIPeace today and you can check out these Cutiez for yourself. Be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!
- Sherbet - The Treehouse DC
Initial Thoughts Super frosty and with the sweet, sour, and creamy aroma of some dank cheeba, this batch of Sherbet is a great indica option. Available right now at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Treehouse, it's ready to help you get the most from your holiday weekend - especially in terms of rest and relaxation. 💆🏼♀️🧘🏾🛀🕯😌 Appearance These soft and supple, bright green buds are covered in white/starry trichomes and have brownish red pistils. Status Starting to cure, but still has a fresh aroma. Aroma Sweet, sourt, creamy, and piney with hints of fuel and lemon. Flavor Piney and creamy with hints of fuel and shortbread. Very delicious! Lineage The Sherbet strain, also known as "Sherbert", "Sunset Sherbet", and "Sunset Sherbert" is a cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Pink Panties that runs indica dominant at 85/15. Effects Upon exhale a full body euphoria starts to come in waves with lots of calming feelings. Then a spacey, but tranquil headspace sets in and things like rolling around on the couch and streaming Netflix begin sound even more appealing. This one is best left for evenings, nights, and whenever you have nothing important to do. Conclusion The exotic, creamy, and delicious flavor along with the potent, mellow body high are the reasons to add this Sherbet strain to your collection. To grab a scoop or two for yourself just head to The Treehouse ASAP and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide! *Also available for delivery from Buddha Buddy DC.
- Snack Pak by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
Initial Thoughts This new Snack Pak harvest from local craft growers, Alternative Solutions' (Alt Sol), has a pungent mouthwatering aroma and a strikingly bright appearance. It can currently be found at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in the Northern part of Washington DC. You don't have to be Tucan Sam and follow your nose to get there, but you can probably catch a whiff from a few miles away. 👃 Appearance Fluffy bright green buds with fiery orange pistils and lots of frosty trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma An incredibly strong aroma that is sweet, gassy, and bready all at once. Flavor Absolutely delicious with notes of fuel, sweet caramel, peanut butter, and shortbread. Lineage The Snack Pak strain is a cross of OG #18 and Do-si-Dos that runs indica dominant. Effects Though this one leans indica it has a lot of cerebral effects and a creative headspace. My body remained relaxed, calm, and with a cozy buzz while my mind was off to the moon. I thoroughly enjoyed its ability to crush all of my digestive and joint pain while providing a mindset that made work feel like a breeze. Probably best for afternoons and early evenings, but not bedtime. Conclusion Any time you pull this Snack Pak out to share with friends you can be confident you'll all be "lunchin' out" in no time. The cheerful, heady buzz and joyously euphoric body high both take a backseat to the phenomenal flavor that it provides. To grab this latest, wondrous creation from Alt Sol just head to Takoma Wellness Center today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!
- SFV OG - Top Level DC
Initial Thoughts There are some questions in the cannabis genetics world about how this strain leans. Some say indica (AllBud), some say sativa (Leafly), and others say balanced. In the past we have called SFV a sativa-leaner, but that was that cut and this is now. The overall trouble is, what OG Kush characteristics are actually elicited by which particular harvest. My sense is that depending on the phenotype, the lean can sway one way or another fairly significantly. In the case of this batch, interestingly enough, I would say it's quite balanced in terms of effects. Appearance A multitude of greens, both dark and light, mix across these coniferous, frosty buds. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma This has the super funky, evergreen forest scent of a strong OG cultivar. There are also hints of lemon and fuel. Flavor A delectable flavor that true OG Kush fans can love with lots of pine, sour fruit, and an awesomely buttery, caramel aftertaste. Lineage The SFV OG strain, also known as San Fernando Valley OG, is a phenotype of OG Kush whose true genetics are somewhat of a mystery. Incidentally, OG actually stands for "Ocean Grown" and the term originated in Florida. Effects People say that SFV OG increases sexual urges and came to be due to the pornography industry that's prevalent in the San Fernando Valley. I tend to believe in this notion, but for me, this strain typically causes uplifting, feel-so-right effects that make almost everything feel better. It's not sedative, but has an awesome body high, and it's not edgy, but has really nice heady aspects as well. Conclusion Overall, this is a super versatile batch that has both uplifting cerebral qualities as well as a comfy, body-wrapping glow. Most notable, however, is the delicious OG Kush flavor that it packs - something that makes me want to hit it again and again. To check it out for yourself just head to Top Level DC ASAP and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!
- Grapes and Cream - The Gift Givers
Initial Thoughts Yes, that's right, DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, have brought the fire yet again! Grown in living soil, this Grapes and Cream harvest is quite special given the tremendous coverage of starry trichomes all over the buds and the exotic fruity, creamy, and skunky aroma. I always thought it was peaches and cream that went so well together, but this specimen is changing my mind altogether. 🍇🍨 Appearance Bright green and purple spear-shaped buds with lots of large, starry trichomes through out. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Fruity and creamy with hints of sweet shortbread and skunk. Flavor Floral, creamy, and fruity with a spicy aftertaste and hints of skunk. Lineage The Grapes & Cream (aka Grapes N Cream) strain is a cross of Grape Pie and Cookies & Cream that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects This one starts with a spacey cerebral high and quickly adds a mellow numbness to the neck and back. The headiness then further elevates and the mind is uplifted while being thrust into a haze. It's not sedative, but it did make me a bit distracted and "lost in space" at times. Great for introspection, painting (on canvas), hiking, and other non-strenuous activities that don't require too much focus. Probably more ideal for daytime use than night given the slightly energetic stance. Conclusion This batch of Grapes & Cream is superb with a potent heady high and relatively balanced effects overall. The flavor is delicious, while not overwhelming, and highly exotic - worthy of any cannabis connoisseurs palate. To have some brought to you just hit up The Gift Givers today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!
- Purple Candy Gas - Buddha Buddy DC
Initial Thoughts Vibrantly purple and with a shockingly strong, gassy aroma, this Purple Candy Gas from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC, is quite an exotic specimen. In fact, the nose is so pungent it's good to be careful where you open up the jar because it will make your whole living space smell like a gas station. ⛽ Appearance Mostly purple spear-shaped buds with lots of frosty white/starry trichomes and red pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Incredibly gassy and garlicky with hints of pine and berries. Flavor Gassy and skunky with notes of pine, cream, and hints of tart fruit. Lineage The Purple Candy Gas strain is a cross of Sunset Sherbert and Tina that runs indica dominant. Effects This potent indica brought on waves of euphoria and calming vibes. It's joyously stoning and sedative with lots of spacey cerebral qualities as well. Many users have suggested this cultivar is great for pain relief and anxiety, and I felt no joint pain for the duration of the warm and fuzzy body high. Evening is the ideal time to partake in it, but I could see it being great for rest and rejuvenation during the day as well. Conclusion Fill you stash box's tank with the enormous scent of this Purple Candy Gas and you'll have the means to keep yourself nicely toasted all weekend long. It also burns smooth and the flavor is one that stays with your palate making you salivate even after the session is complete - as long as you're into a gassy flavor profile, that is. To experience it for yourself just hit up Buddha Buddy ASAP and don't forget to let them know that you heard about it on Toker's Guide!
- Rainbow Fritz - Cheeba DC
Initial Thoughts This batch of Rainbow Fritz, proudly presented by DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Cheeba DC, promises an extraordinary cannabis experience judging from appearances alone. Like a rainbow in itself, it's a balanced hybrid known to offer a diverse range of effects from cerebral stimulation to relaxing body high. As soon as I opened the pack I felt like I had found something special, like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. 🌈💰 Appearance Bulky, vibrant green buds camouflaged with deep lavender patches, orange pistils, and frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Pungent mix of sweet fruit and mint. Flavor A floral, minty taste with hints of fruit, earth, and spices. Lineage The Rainbow Fritz strain is a cross of Rainbow Sherbert and Fritz that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects A heavy head high moves in quickly and fluctuates between mental repose and creative thought. Then the body high develops and carries with it some sedative aspects making this one most ideal for afternoon and nighttime use - or whenever you have some free time on your hands. Joyfully potent overall, the most noteworthy effects for me aside from the cerebral onset were the relief of muscle tension and full relaxation across my body. Conclusion Overall, this Rainbow Fritz hits super smooth, packs a heady punch, and has a delightful body buzz. It's one that will have you pondering things like the ends of rainbows and leprechauns - in a cheery, relaxed state, of course. To grab some for yourself just head to Cheeba today and don't forget to mention that you heard about them on Toker's Guide!












