Initial Thoughts This is a phenomenal batch of Purple Amnesia currently available at top DC i-71 storefront dispensary, Elevated Lounge. As a huge fan of Amnesia Haze (and Hazes in general), I'm totally psyched to give this Purple version a try - especially given the the Ruderalis influence. Appearance Large coniferous buds that are deep purple with light green flecks here and there. Most notable is the thick layer of starry and white trichomes everywhere. Status Fresh, but just beginning to cure. Aroma The aroma is sweet, and super citrusy with hints of anise and pepper. Flavor This batch has a smooth, but super citrusy flavor with hints of anise, pepper, and other spices. Lineage Purple Amnesia is a cross between Amnesia Haze and Purple Ruderalis that runs sativa dominant. Note that the Ruderalis was likely included for its purple coloration, but also because it enables auto-flowering as the subspecies originally evolved in the daylight length extremes of Siberia. Effects The super cerebral effects of this batch are uplifting and energizing, but also dreamy and spacey - which is a typical effect of Haze varietals. It is definitely a mood enhancer for me and I find myself enjoying light physical and social activities. Though it has significant potency and sativa traits, I didn't get a sense of any edginess or angst. This could be a good one for those looking to dip their toes in the sativa side of the pool. Conclusion Wonderful for daytime use and perfect for bringing an immediate burst of energy and creativity to my afternoons recently, I'm enjoying the sh*t out of this Amnesia Haze. I'd like to commend the good folks over at Elevated Lounge for sourcing it and encourage all my sativa enthusiasts out there to give this one a try!

Initial Thoughts Courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden, this Mule Fuel is a heavy indica that’s guaranteed to end with you seeing stars. One might wonder, what does it feel like to be "bucked by a mule?" With this strain, it seems we're about to find out. 🫏 Appearance Forest and lime green nugs with a heavy covering of frosty trichomes and lengthy orange pistils. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma A super potent and familiar scent of garlic is accompanied by hints of petro. Flavor Notes of fuel, Pine-Sol, and pronounced garlic are present. Lineage The Mule Fuel strain is a cross between GMO and Lurch that runs heavily indica dominant at 90/10. Effects The first thing I noticed was a heightened sense of smell, which was a surprising and unfamiliar twist. An overall euphoric feeling had me happy and clear headed at onset, but from an energetic perspective I soon wanted to relax more than anything else. The initial burst of clarity and uplifted joy seamlessly transitioned into a desire for comfy rest and rejuvenation. It wasn't a sudden, overpowering sedation, but rather a gentle invitation to sink into a deep, restful slumber. Conclusion With a striking scent and a powerfully sedating indica high, these buds were delightful for evening sessions where the need to go horizontal was appreciated. Just don't expect to get any one who partook in it up off the couch for a while lest you find out about the old saying, "stubborn as a mule". 😂 To grab some Mule Fuel for your own satchel just head to The Garden today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts If you're in the mood for a great sativa buzz look no further than this batch of Limoncello courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Yana Wellness Center. These dense and sticky buds refused to part from the stem, gluing my fingers together and clinging to each other like perfectly matched puzzle pieces. 🧩 Appearance Decked out, spear-shaped, bright green buds in a shimmering coat of trichomes with fiery orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma The strong scent of lemon pledge cleaner filled the air. Flavor A blend of cherry sweetness with a doughy undertone and a citrusy sting that lingered on the palate. Lineage The Limoncello strain is a cross of Lemonade and Cherry Pie that runs 80/20 sativa dominant. Effects The effects of Limoncello were initially characterized by their swift and pronounced onset. It hit hard, immediately infusing me with joy and playfulness. One remarkable aspect of the Limoncello was the onset of tunnel vision. My focus sharpened to a fine point, allowing me to immerse myself entirely in the present. It felt as though the world had narrowed down to the task at hand resulting in heightened productivity, engagement, and motivation. Even the comedown gave me a sense of mental clarity and readiness to take on whatever lay ahead. Conclusion Limoncello isn't just a strain, it's an entire experience - one that's more uplifting than a bunch of helium balloons tied to your chair (metaphorically of course). Perfect for daytime use and wake and bake sessions it can easily satisfy the sativa side of your stash box. To pick up some today just head to YANA Wellness today and don't forget to mention that Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts I'm not a wizard or warlock so when I first went to open up this Black Magic sample from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Capital Remedy, I was a little frightened. When I peeked inside what I saw was, just as I had guessed, quite spooky. Spooky awesome that is! 👻 Appearance These elegant dark purple and slightly green buds have a thick layer of heavy white trichomes and fiery orange pistils. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma A robust combination of cream, sour fruit, pine, and gas. Flavor Shockingly tart and creamy - in a delicious way - at first, then piney and gassy in the aftertaste. Lineage The Black Magic Kush strain is a cross of Buckeye Purple and Cherry Sauce that runs indica dominant. Effects Like any good indica-leaning kush varietal this one has a great euphoric body high and tremendously relaxing qualities. I found myself snuggling into the couch and staring at football with a starry glaze over my eyes. Great for evenings or lazy afternoons don't expect to be productive, or even very coherent, after coming under this strain's spell. Conclusion If you've been busy looking through your crystal ball for some gassy indica or a powerful kush, look no further. This Black Magic has all the enchanting potency you can conjure and hits mysteriously smooth too. No need to cast any spells to obtain it either, just hit up Capital Remedy today and don't forget to mentioned you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts Instantly catching my eyes with their popping purple color, this batch of Guava Oreos from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave, is a great all-around hybrid that burns super smooth and with a refined taste. 🤤 Appearance Dark purples are prominent which contrast the trichomes giving these buds a striking visual appeal. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma Skunky with hints of sour fruit. Flavor Deliciously sour and tart with hints of fruit and skunk. Lineage The Guava Oreoz strain is a balanced hybrid and cross of Guava Gelato and Oreoz. Effects After a few puffs I found myself entering a state of heightened awareness. There was a subtle buzzing sensation, creating an atmosphere conducive to deep, contemplative conversations. It was a chance for self-exploration and, perhaps, helping aid others on their introspective journeys. I couldn't help but consider that these buds would pair seamlessly with some i-81 treats. 🍄 Conclusion These Guava Oreos buds command attention with their vivacious appearance and almost intimidating looks. More striking than the visual, however, is the all-encompassing balanced high that's so potent it's psychedelic. To get your own pack just reach out to the team over at Flower Ave and don’t forget to mention that you saw them on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Apparently also a gas station in Mexico, this Oxxo Gas is a delicious exotic designer specimen currently available at DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Trending Leafs, . I found the nose to be more creamy and sweet than gassy, but then I lit it up and the petro flavor came pouring out. ⛽ Appearance These beefy, dark purple and deep green buds have a heavy layer of thick white trichomes and orange pistils. Status Curing, but the aroma is still fresh and the trichomes are still white. Was stored properly. Aroma Creamy and piney with hints fuel and lemon. Flavor Gassy like a fuel truck, but smooth like fresh mountain air. A delectable and rich flavor worthy of any cannabis connoisseur. Lineage Unknown, but this batch has strong indica tendencies. Effects If I were to describe the effects of this Oxxo Gas in one word it would be "stoning". The effects poured on with disorienting speed and left me with a partial grin. Only partial because I instantly knew I was heading for the clouds and needed to account for all my important stuff (keys, phone, stash, etc.) before it happened. Expect a heavy kush-like indica high with an immense body buzz and a mystical psychedelic headspace. Not good for being productive, or getting sleep, but I found it rejuvenating and blissful in many ways. Conclusion To fill your tank, or the indica side of your stash box at least, as an indica lover look no further than this Oxxo Gas. It's a true heavy hitter that burns smooth and fills the palate with an exquisite, exotic flavor. Hit up Trending Leafs today to setup your delivery order and don't forget to mention that Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Everyone loves smoothies for their versatility and this Smoothie strain, courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary Top Level, is no different. Appropriately named after its berry taste, consumption of this strain is sure to keep you cool and refreshed. 🥤 Appearance A blend of dark forest green and deep purple hues with sporadic patches of vibrant orange pistils and amber hued trichomes everywhere. Status Super Fresh. Aroma Pungent citrus and berry aroma that shoots right to your brain like a brain freeze. Flavor Began with ripe blueberries and grapes upon inhalation. Fruity sour citrus on the exhale. Lineage The Smoothie strain is a cross of Blueberry and Somango that runs indica dominant. Effects Euphoria instantly became my trusted companion, ushering in a sense of peaceful contentment. While my mind remained vibrant, open to exploration, and ready to enjoy life's simple pleasures, Smoothie didn't overwhelm. It reminded me of cozy days by the beach, where the soothing waves crash repeatedly until the sun sets behind me reflecting my shadow over my toes. Like being in the sun all day the indica dominance caught up to me as I slept with one leg hanging off the couch. Conclusion Overall, I immensely enjoyed the chill vibes and joyful euphoria of this batch. It's a reminder that cannabis, like a well-crafted smoothie, can be both a delightful treat and a source of routine in your daily activities. To taste this delicious Smoothie for yourself just visit our friends over at Top Level and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Ready and waiting for you at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass, this batch of the Cereal Milk strain has a sweet, creamy aftertaste that can satisfy any cannabis connoisseur's sweet-tooth. It also boasts a balanced high that’s a real crowd pleaser for its uplifting, mood enhancing buzz.⚡ Appearance Dank alert! Cereal Milk has a martian look with dark green and purple buds, swirling spots of orange pistils, and speckled trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma A very sweet, flowery aroma with milky undertones. Flavor Super smooth with a distinctly sweet, milky aftertaste like the milk at the bottom of a cereal bowl. There are also hints of something like cookie dough. Lineage The Cereal Milk strain is a cross of Y-Life and Snowman that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects The active and euphoric high is one that will take you for a lap around the track with a long-lasting, joyous buzz. I felt quite upbeat with a desire to undertake creative projects, do fun hands-on tasks around the house, and listen to some good music. The mood boost made my stress levels lower substantially and my body relaxed away the tensions of the day with ease. I found the giddy happiness of this batch unique and it was my favorite aspect of the experience, overall. Conclusion This potent batch of the Cereal Milk strain had me smiling and happy like a kid who just finished a bowl of sugary breakfast cereal. It will lift your mood while leaving you loose and relaxed at the same time - a great feature of balanced hybrids. Perfect for any time of the day, the cereal milk strain is a sweet treat that pleases again and again. To enjoy it firsthand just head to Flight Pass ASAP and don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts A worthy ode to the legendary man himself, this Jack Herer cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, is at the forefront of my stash box at the moment. Its aroma alone is so enticing, especially as a huge fan of the varietal anyways, that it makes me start salivating upon opening the jar every time. 🤤 Appearance These gorgeous, fluffy, bright green buds are covered in sizable starry trichomes and thick fiery orange pistils. Status Super fresh. Aroma Anise, lemon, pine, and sweet fruit blend together making this batch as enticing as it is pungent. Flavor Expect a blast of anise, lemon, pine, and notes of tart berries on your palate. Lineage The Jack Herer strain is Haze X (Northern Lights #5 X Shiva Skunk) that runs heavily sativa dominant at 80/20 on the sativa/indica scale. Effects These heady, uplifting, and energetic effects come on quick and lead to an immediate rush. It can seem at times like the delicious aroma is permeating everything you do, but keeping you driving forward and focused. Simultaneously, stress is relieved and joyful waves fill the body and mind. These truly awesome mood enhancing effects should be reserved for morning or afternoon. Can be too strong for those not used to sativas. Conclusion This gorgeous and highly potent batch of the awesomeness that is Alt Sol's Jack Herer should be on the radar of every sativa enthusiast in the area. It's truly delectable sour, sweet, and effervescent flavor combined with it's powerful sativa effects make it a top option for this weekend for sure. To grab some for your own stash just head to the aways kind Takoma Wellness Center ASAP and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Upon encountering Obama Runtz at Monko's DC i-71 marijuana dispensary I was excited because I haven’t tried this version of Runtz yet. After hearing so many good things about the strain I must say, this batch set my standards pretty high for anytime I have it again in the future. 🤩 Appearance A deep midnight purple color interwoven with fiery red pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma Flowery and herbal scents mixed with sweet cherry notes that lingered for longer after my nose left the bag. Flavor Notes of cherry took center stage, complemented by subtle woody undertones. The result was a sweet and fruity taste that was smooth until my last hit. Lineage The Obama Runtz strain is a triple cross of Afghani X OG Kush X Runtz that results is a 70/30 indica dominant strain. Effects As I embraced the effects of Obama Runtz, an instant head rush surged through me. A gentle tingle traveled up my spine while my limbs enjoyed a balanced state of equilibrium. An electrifying sensation gave me a slight burst of energy before a quick crash took me to dream land. Conclusion I made sure to inhale this Obama Runtz frequently… that is the point. It made me feel like part of the “Choom Gang” which was President Obama’s friend group of tokers from when he was a kid in Hawaii. If you want to feel like part of the gang too I'd highly recommend trying out this Obama Runtz from Monko. Be sure to head in today and don't forget to mention that Toker’s guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts We just reviewed another batch of Rainbow Belts recently, but I had to let you know about this one, which just arrived fresh from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers. It doesn't quite have the array of colors that the other batch had, but these buds are large, fluffy, and oh so beautiful (and a bit more potent as well). After a burning a joint this Rainbow Belts had me driving on the Rainbow Road...of Mario Kart that is. The only issue is I forgot I was watching the movie and not actually playing the game! 🌈🍄 Appearance These frosty neon green buds are super fluffy and oversized with tons of white and starry trichomes everywhere and some surprise flecks of purple on the inside. Status Fresh and sticky. Aroma Fruity and slightly citrusy with hints of sour lime and sweet cream. Flavor A burst of sweet citrus and sour fruit with floral notes and hints of shortbread. Lineage The Rainbow Belts strain is a cross of Zkittlez and Moonbow that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects Upon exhale a head rush comes to inundate your brain with a fruit tinged buzz of delight. This matriculates down your spine depositing pleasure at all points along the way down your back. For what seems like hours this bud can leave you in a mellow, yet balanced trance. It's great for meditation and light exercise, but lacks the focus factor to tackle work or a to-do list. Best for weekend afternoons and early evenings, but can be enjoyable after breakfasts where you have nothing pressing on your schedule for the day. Conclusion Overall, this is a total batch of deliciously fruity fire that any cannabis connoisseur will thoroughly enjoy. To experience this rainbow ride for yourself just hit up the kind folks over at The Gift Givers ASAP and let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts Fire Alert! Check out this batch of Ice Cream Cake currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Luminary. It's a highly regarded dessert flavored strain that's become quite popular. However, cultivating a top-tier Ice Cream Cake harvest is no small feat and keen attention needs to be focused on every aspect of the grow. When done right the end result can be spectacular - and that's the sort of "ICC" we're talking about in this case. 🎂🤩 Appearance These fluffy and super frosty buds have a light green hue, with bright orange hairs and occasional patches of regal purple. Status Fresh. Aroma Sweet vanilla notes along with cheese and hints of what I would call mixed nuts. Flavor The dominant nuttiness is complemented by creaminess and even more distinguishable cheese. Lineage The Ice Cream Cake strain is a cross of Gelato 33 and Wedding Cake that runs indica dominant at 75/25. Effects This batch's effects unfolded with considerable potency, yet never became overpowering. My usual focus seemed to slip away and it became clear that it was inducing sedation rather than encouraging productivity. The initial wave was soon accompanied by euphoria, a great body buzz, and an increased appetite that wouldn’t let me sleep until satisfied. Definitely best for late afternoon, evening, or when you have some time to kill just lounging around. Conclusion This Ice Cream Cake has proven to be the perfect companion for moments when you have no specific plans. It makes a valuable addition to any toker's stash box and its difficulty to grow is a testament to those willing to supply it for their customers. To grab a slice of Ice Cream Cake for yourself, while it's still available, just hit up Luminary ASAP. Don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you their way when you place your order!