Initial Thoughts As I laid my eyes on this Red Bullz specimen from DC Medical Cannabis Dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, I couldn't help but be captivated by its sexy bag appeal. However, bag appeal isn’t the only reason why this batch will knock your socks off. Bred by Compound Genetics, it was specifically selected via exceptional pheno testing and the combination of top notch genetics. Quite simply, it’s a beautiful strain with powerful effects. Appearance A blend of deep purple with some slightly shimmering bright green hues. Each bud is generously coated in a thick layer of frosty trichomes with fiery orange pistils. Structure Fluffy and spongy. Nicely hand-trimmed. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma This Red Bullz is a delightful blend of sweet and fruity notes, with hints of citrus and berries dancing in the air. Flavor The initial inhale revealed a sweet and fruity blend, reminiscent of juicy grapes and tropical berries. As the smoke lingered, subtle hints of fuel and spice emerged, completing the flavor profile nicely. Lineage Red Bullz is created through the combination of White Runtz and Grape Gasoline resulting in a 60/40 Indica Dominant Strain. Effects As I took my first toke, a wave of euphoria washed over me, uplifting my mood and heightening my senses. My mind felt clear and focused, allowing me to engage in tasks with enhanced clarity and enthusiasm. All the while, a soothing relaxation began to slowly make its way through my extremities. Red Bullz gave me the wings I needed to soar through the day while keeping me grounded and focused. Conclusion I was most excited to get into this bag of Red Bullz because of the reputation that Compound Genetics holds for crafting some of the most visually appealing buds I have ever seen. They did a great job not only sourcing these genetics, but following through during cultivation to elicit the perfect aroma and flavor as well. Make sure you don’t pass up this opportunity and head down to Takoma Wellness ASAP to check them out for yourself. Conveniently, you are now able to self-certify as a patient upon arrival to the dispensary, making access to these buds even easier. Don't forget to tell them that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Check out this Donny Burger from Buddha Buddy DC, a DC i-71 Delivery Service. The strain pays homage to the hilarious movie "That's My Boy". Inspired by the film's beloved main character, Donny Burger, this strain is as eccentric and captivating as the comedy icon himself. Just as the movie brings laughter and entertainment, this strain is a giggly and fast acting sativa. A great addition for any daily smoker who likes to switch things up. Appearance These buds are gorgeous, displaying a range of deep greens, vibrant purples, and complemented by fiery orange pistils. The abundance of trichomes are also a pleasant feast for the eyes. Structure Bigger sized buds that are nice and fluffy. Status Fresh, still holding some moisture. Aroma As you open the jar of this Donny Burger, a pungent and skunky scent fills the air. Notes of earthiness and diesel are accompanied by a subtle sweetness that all combine delightfully. Flavor Each inhale is a real treat, the taste buds are met with a burst of rich earthy and flavorful skunky notes. Lineage Donny Burger is the offspring of GMO, or garlic cookies, and Han Solo Burger, two powerhouse strains that combine and result in a 60/40 sativa dominant hybrid. Effects I was immediately greeted by a soaring rush of euphoria and happiness. The high uplifted my mood, leaving me feeling blissful and carefree. Creativity flowed effortlessly while I was able to stay focused. It's the perfect strain for a good time, since it lifts your spirits and infuses you with a sense of joy and laughter. As the high deepens, a soothing and relaxing body buzz sets in, enhancing your mood and bringing a smile to your face. Conclusion If you’ve never seen “That’s My Boy” then I’d highly recommend watching it while smoking some Donny Burger. They pair perfectly together because the strain keeps you functional, engaged, and the laughter will come even easier. To grab some for yourself just hit up Buddha Buddy DC today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Cannabis is such an amazing plant not only in terms of medicinal benefits, but in the way it connects people and communities across the globe as well. Take legendary strain hunter Franco Loja of the Amsterdam based Green House Coffeeshop & Seed Company, for example, whose strains have been grown and enjoyed all around the world. Before his untimely passing (RIP) in 2017, Franco spent nearly 20 years bringing some of the best cultivars, including ones with lost landrace strain genetics, to the Amsterdam scene and Cannabis Cup audiences. Therefore, when I recently learned that Seed and Strain had cultivated Franco’s Lemon Cheese (aka Lemon Cheese V), I couldn’t wait to swing by the Cannabist dispensary here in Norfolk to check it out. After I picked up my 8th I was so excited to give this highly regarded strain a try that you could say I was cheesing all the way home! 😃🧀 Appearance When I first cracked open my jar of Lemon Cheese V, I immediately noticed the spade-shaped buds were a bright, almost neon, green with cheddar colored pistils reaching for the heavens! They’re also glittered with amber colored trichomes, equivalent to a starry night sky. Status Dried, cured and stored correctly! Aroma Lemon Cheese 🍋🧀 is exactly what you’d expect it to be in terms of aroma. It’s extremely pungent with lemon and a gassy overtone of savory aged cheese! There’s also hints of sugariness in the background which helps to elevate the lemon cheese smell even more. Flavor In terms of flavor, Lemon Cheese says it all! With a very smooth, sweet and sour lemony inhale, and a pungent, cheesy exhale, this baby packs all the punch! And just like if you were to eat a piece of cheese, maybe grab yourself a glass of lemonade to combat the onset of cottonmouth this strain tends to bring. Lineage Lemon Cheese V, aka Franco’s Lemon Cheese, is a Seed and Strain sativa dominant hybrid cultivated by crossing Super Lemon Haze and Exodus Cheese. This specific strain was actually dedicated to Franco after his passing in 2017. It was his final breeding selection, as well as a cross of his two favorite plants. Effects The Lemon Cheese high is just as interesting as its aroma and flavor with elevated effects that slapped me right in the face! Of course, I should have expected it considering this blend’s parent strains, but the lemony scent reminds me of kids selling lemonade on the side of the road! As soon as you exhale that first hit, you’re filled with a sense of euphoria and pure happiness. It’s definitely a gigglier strain; however, as you lift higher and higher into bliss, you’ll start feeling more sociable and energetic, giving you the umph you need to engage in a conversation or finish your chores. Lemon Cheese is also perfect for those suffering from fatigue, depression (in smaller amounts), mood swings, migraines/headaches, and chronic stress thanks to its genius blend of terpenes! Conclusion From its terpene profile, to its parent strains, to its backstory, this strain really does showcase all the amazing ways the cannabis industry has evolved and grown over the years. Lemon Cheese V, aka Franco’s Lemon Cheese 🍋🧀, will always hold a special place in my heart and mind! Seed and Strain really outdid themselves with this one, and I’m so happy to add it to my collection! So, if you’re looking for a fruity, pungent, daytime strain that smells like it will knock you out, look no further than Lemon Cheese V at Cannabist right here in Norfolk! (It is also offered at Cannabist locations around the 757, so don’t let distance be the reason you miss out on this glorious strain.) And don’t forget to let them know you read all about it here on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts As we get closer and closer to summertime I get more and more excited about cold, fresh watermelon on a hot steamy DC day. One bud that I'd like to partake in prior to said watermelon refreshment is this Watermelon Runtz from DC i-71 delivery service, HYFE. This is not just because I want to pair Watermelon with watermelon to see what happens, but also because, with how stoney and full of munchies these buds make me, I know it's going to make the fruit form of watermelon taste that much more incredible. 🤤 Appearance Gorgeous with lots of purple coloration and bright green patches. The trichome coverage is immense and hyper white. Structure Fluffy and spongy. Hand-trimmed. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma Sweet and fruity like candy with notes of cream and pine. Flavor Just awesome with lots of complex fruity, creamy, chemmy, and piney flavors all wrapped up in one hit. I was literally drooling on the exhale. Lineage The Watermelon Runtz strain is a cross of Watermelon Zkittlez and Runtz that runs indica dominant at around 75/25. Effects This is probably my favorite indica in my stash box presently and that speaks volumes. Its effects are what you would expect from an indica - heavy body buzz and euphoria - but there are some cerebral qualities that prevent couch lock from taking over. Note that the tingles it creates all over your body are like lovely little bursts of happiness that come in waves after each hit. Conclusion This is a phenomenal batch of Watermelon Runtz that no connoisseur in the area should miss out on. It has potency of the highest order and was grown and handled with near perfection. To grab some for yourself just hit up HYFE today and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts Sometimes the most convenient and discreet ways to medicate are with edibles - provided you have some experience and tolerance for them. For example, a guy I know who has issues flying on planes and dealing with turbulence always takes a few infused hard candies along to help him cope. We're not suggesting you bring cannabis edibles on a plane, just using it as an example use-case. In such cases, a highly potent lollipop - like the ones below from DC MOTA and available at DC i-71 storefront dispensary, No Kids Allowed - can be a perfect option and delicious treat. In fact, when it comes to these fruity infused candies on a stick I guess you can call me a....sucker. 😂🤦‍♂️ Appearance These are large, round, colorful lollipops about the size of a silver dollar in diameter and about a third of an inch thick. Flavor When I last checked there were at least five different flavors including: Raspberry, Blueberry, Sour Apple, Pineapple, and Watermelon. Lineage Because they're made with distillate the lineage of the cannabis involved is unknown and not pertinent. Effects The sugar in each of these lolli's can cause a person's metabolism to speed up, at first, leading to a more rapid onset of the comforting and slightly psychedelic vibes. You won't feel an increase in intensity from each lick, at least not right away, but if you take it slow it can be a little easier to manage the eventual level of effects (which should hit about 20 to 30 minutes later). At 100mg these are QUITE strong and a whole pop is not for the newbs - take it low, slow, and don't bite. When I manage it this way I can make it about a quarter of the way through the sucker before I feel a good body buzz, at which point I put it back in the wrapper and wait for a while. For me the buzz is euphoric and highly relaxing without any mental turbulence at that amount (probably around 25 or 30mg), but everyone responds a bit differently. Conclusion For all the many places you still have to be low key will cannabis, especially in terms of smell, consider these DC MOTA lollipops an ally in your fight against what ails you. Just make sure you don't leave them in your car on a hot day or you might end up with a sticky new ornament for your dashboard. To grab some for your own stash just head to No Kids Allowed today and don't forget to let them know that you heard about them on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts The first thing I noticed about this batch of Fresh Baked Oreoz from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Basement, was how trichome covered the one super fat nugget in my pack was. One of my favorite parts about eating an Oreo is that slight struggle before cracking open the cookie to expose the fresh, delicious layer of crème within. These Fresh Baked Oreos gave me a similar experience as I struggled to break off chunks of the flower due to its density, but became elated as the twinkly, white inner layers were revealed. 😋 Appearance The flower showcases a vibrant green color, intermingled with deep purple hues and a generous coating of sparkling trichomes. The overall appearance is incredibly appealing. Structure Fresh Baked Oreos exhibits a solid and compact structure, with tightly packed buds that give it a dense feel. These thick buds broke down with difficulty in my grinder. Status Curing, but still has some starry trichomes. Aroma The aroma of Fresh Baked Oreos is a delightful blend of sweet and earthy notes. A rich scent of sweet baked cookies with an undertone of pine and spice fills the air. Flavor Upon inhaling, the smooth taste of sweet hints of vanilla and cream subdue the pallet. On the exhale, a subtle earthiness and a touch of spice return the intense flavor back to your mouth. Lineage The exact lineage of Fresh Baked Oreos remains undisclosed. However, one can assume that it's similar to the indica-heavy Oreoz strain, which is the result of Cookies N Cream x Secret Weapon. Effects After enjoying some Fresh Baked Oreos, I can happily say that the effects are profoundly relaxing and sedating. The high begins with a gentle euphoria that slowly washes over the mind, melting away stress and tension. Perfect for after a long day, the initial cerebral uplift is then followed by a deep sense of physical relaxation that you can feel all the way to your toes. After about an hour I was led to a couch-lock state with a desire for restful sleep. Conclusion If you're seeking a strain that offers relaxation and will satisfy your sweet tooth, Fresh Baked Oreos is a great choice and an indica lover's treat. To find it and other potent and enjoyable indicas offering similarly immense levels of relaxation don’t hesitate to stop by The Basement in DC. When you do, mention that Toker's Guide sent you for $10 OFF at Checkout!

Initial Thoughts With its bright green and heavily trichome covered appearance, along with "Kush" in the name, I was confident upon first sight that this Purple Portland Kushcake from DC cannabis delivery service, The Gift Givers, would be a potent indica option. Appearance Bright green with purple flecks and heavy trichomes across dense spear-shaped buds. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Still has tons of starry trichomes on the inside when you break it up. Aroma Sour fruit, sweet sugar, hints of earth and exotic Kush-esque spices. Flavor Like the slightly fruity, but overall sweet, Purple Punch meets earthy Kush with hints of sour berries. Lineage The Purple Kush Cake strain is a cross of Purple Punch and Kush Cake that runs indica dominant. Effects This is a euphoric and body-oriented indica high that has warm and cozy, but highly sedative, vibes. It can lead to day dreaming and total laziness, but in a good way. Best left for evening or days of total rest and recovery. Many users note its pain killing capabilities and I've found it helpful for joint pain from running. Conclusion If you're into Kush varietals and seeking something awesome for the indica side of your stash box, check out this Purple Portland Kush Cake. Its intensely stoning, but will make your whole body feel like it's floating away to a land of bliss. To grab your slice today just hit up The Gift Givers and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts When it comes to discounted cannabis typically your's truly isn't interested. After all, I'm looking for - and have designed Toker's Guide to help locate - the best cannabis in the DMV. However, when I encountered this "Stellar Mix" from DC cannabis storefront dispensary, Top Level, I was impressed enough to remark, "This is actually a good deal." Of course, the deal I'm referencing is that a fat sack of it can currently be gifted to you when you purchase just a $40 art piece. If you're looking for some good rolling material at a bargain, this is it. Appearance Various light green buds with blue-ish purple flecks and lots of trichome coverage. Status Curing, but the aroma is still fresh and on point. Aroma Piney, sour, creamy, and fruity. Flavor As a ground mixture this flower is an amalgamation of the many flavors from the variety of strains included. Generally, though, the flavor is piney, creamy, sour, and with hints of fruit. Lineage My sense is that this a combination of numerous strains that all have Gelato in the lineage. Effects This mix is mostly balanced with a slight skew to the energetic side of the house. The overall high was very intense given that my mind and body were trying to make sense of all the different varietals at once. Where I landed was in a relaxed, full-body sense of euphoria with some mental stimulation. Conclusion This is the best "house mix" situation I've seen in recent memory and the smooth toke along with the fruity, piney, creamy, Gelato-esque flavor makes me want to roll up a bunch of joints so I have them at the ready for the weekend. If that sounds like a good plan to you and you're looking for a "stellar" bargain just head to Top Level DC today. Don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Introduction Grape Brulee is a cannabis strain that is known for its sweet, grape-like flavor and heavy indica effects. You can currently find it at DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Treehouse, and the batch that they have is one of the best that the Toker team has seen recently when it comes to Brulee and Brulee crossbreed harvests. If you're looking for a mega potent indica to provide deep rest and rejuvenation this weekend, look no further. Appearance Dense, purple buds that are covered in trichomes. The buds have a slightly sticky texture. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma The aroma is strong and sweet, with notes of grape, vanilla, and caramel. The strain has a slightly earthy aroma, but it is mostly dominated by the sweet, fruity notes. Flavor The flavor of Grape Brulee is just as sweet and delicious as the aroma. It's a smooth, creamy flavor with notes of grape, vanilla, and caramel. The flavor is not too overpowering, and it is very pleasant to smoke. Lineage Grape Brulee is a cross between the strains Grape Pie and Cookies and Cream. It runs indica dominant. Effects This batch possesses both indica and sativa-oriented effects. The strain is known for its relaxing and calming nature, and it can be helpful for relieving stress, anxiety, and pain. Other users have noted how it can also be helpful for promoting sleep. Conclusion Grape Brulee is a delicious and relaxing cannabis strain that is perfect for a night in. It has a sweet, grape-like flavor and aroma and it's known for its relaxing and calming effects. It's a great choice for people who are looking for a strain to help them relax and unwind after a long arduous week. To find some for your own stash just head to The Treehouse today and don't forget to tell them that Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts I'm like a kid in a candy shop today with some superb top-shelf exotics coming across my desk. Check out this batch of Candy Jack for example. It's got a super delicious fruity candy-like aroma to it and, like almost all of the flower at DC i-71 cannabis delivery service Exotic Organics, it's impressively trich'd out. 🤩🤤 Appearance These buds are mostly purple with patches of green and a heavy coating of large white trichomes. Status Beginning to cure, but the aroma is still on point. Aroma Like sweet and fruity candy, but not in an overpowering way. It's hard to place the exact fruit or mix of fruit, but maybe pineapple and lemon. There are also hints of pine and gas. Makes my mouth water every time I open the jar! Flavor A delectably smooth and funky, creamy, tart and sour fruity flavor. Super exotic and SO delicious. Lineage The new era version of Candy Jack is a cross of Jack Herer and Cotton Candy that runs evenly balanced at 50/50. This is as opposed to the old school sativa-dominant version which is Jack Herer and Skunk #1. Effects This is a super heady experience with lots of uplifting cerebral energy and creativity. The body buzz is also tremendous and much like the glowing euphoric high of a batch of pure Jack. That said, the energy does level out eventually and there's no "hyper-drive" - only a calming mellow feeling with a little bit of bewilderment from the potency. Note that it was also phenomenal at relieving my digestive pain. Conclusion Truly a great batch of this outstandingly delicious balanced hybrid. One of my favorite daytime varietals in recent memory, I'll be burning on this one most of this weekend's daylight hours. To follow suit just hit up Exotic Organics today and let them know that you heard about their Candy Jack on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts Glitter Box is a creation originally out of Fuego Family Farms that's currently available from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, VIPeace. As you might have guessed, it's famous for its glittering trichomes which are present in copious amounts on this particular batch. Most notable, however, is the awesome gassy, skunky, and sour aroma that hits you immediately upon opening the pack.👃 Appearance Turquoise green and blue-ish purple trichome covered buds. Status Just beginning to cure. Aroma A gassy, sour, and skunky scent with hints of coffee grounds and pepper. Flavor Deliciously skunky and gassy with an aftertaste of diesel and sour fruit. Lineage The Glitter Box strain is a cross of Candyland, Gorilla Glue, and an undisclosed cultivar. It runs nearly balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Tremendously cerebral and euphoric at the same time with relaxing features as well. It's a wonderful cross section of the ideal traits from its lineage. There's uplifting, heady, creative vibes that are obviously from the Candyland and there's a strong body high from the Gorilla Glue. Though it's unclear what the third strain is, I'm betting on an OG given the coloration and aroma. Conclusion Save this one for your mornings and afternoons (following lunch). It's like a morning sweater with its cozy body-oriented euphoria and will make you want to get up and stretch a little. After you do so the energetic aspects will kick in and maybe you'll find yourself painting, doing some creative writing, or making crafts. Like fairy dust for whatever creative avenues make you shine, you'll be happily in the right mindset to undertake them with this Glitter Box around. To experience it for yourself just head to VIPeace today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts As a big fan of Jack Herer and other hazy sativa varietals, I was psyched to check out this Selection #22 currently available from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, Cheeba DC. That's because Selection #22, #22, or 22 OG is a notorious cross of Jack Herer and OG Kush that's known for it's head ringing cerebral effects and simultaneous OG-esque body high. From the first crack of the bag the aroma and heavy trichomes made me want to shout, "Yazoooo!" Appearance Rotund purple and green buds with a glorious amount of sizable white trichomes everywhere. Status Beginning to cure, but the aroma is still on the fresh side. Aroma A complex mix of tart fruit, cream, gas, and mint. Flavor Tart fruit with a gassy creaminess and hints of chem. Very exotic and smooth hitting. Lineage Selection #22 is a cross of OG Kush and Jack Herer strains that runs sativa dominant. Effects Expect the high to go straight to your dome, creating bountiful cerebral and creative energy, then matriculate into the rest of your body as a tremendously euphoric body buzz. Perfect for a daytime toke that will get you where you need to be, but without sedation or couch lock. Conclusion Connoisseurs will greatly enjoy rolling this one up and may want to break out the special blunt papers for an even more distinguished flavor. It hits super smooth, can inspire conversation for hours, and is joyously uplifting without any edginess. To check out this designer level Selection #22 for yourself just head to Cheeba today and don't forget to tell them that Toker's Guide sent you!