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Washington, D.C. is rolling up something special this summer. On Friday, July 11 at 11:00 AM , the internationally celebrated cannabis and lifestyle brand Cookies  officially opens its flagship D.C. dispensary at 1115 U Street NW —a bold new chapter in the city’s cannabis culture. Founded by rapper and entrepreneur Berner , Cookies is globally known for its premium genetics, sleek design, and streetwise style. The arrival of Cookies DC —a licensed medical dispensary—marks the brand’s first retail footprint in the nation’s capital and brings with it an energy that reflects both D.C.’s legacy and its rapidly maturing cannabis economy. The grand opening is set to ignite “Black Broadway” as the U street corridor is affectionately known-  featuring a ribbon cutting ceremony , live musical performances featuring DC local talent contest winners , Refreshing bites from Dolcezza gelato , exclusive Cookies swag bags , and a headline performance from D.C.’s own Noochie , live from Cookies on U. The event is free to attend for adults 21+ with valid ID. While the recently required medical registration is not required to attend the concert, free registration for both locals and non-DC residents is available on site to gain access to the dispensary. Guests can register easily ahead of time by visiting DC Medical Registration .  Local industry veteran James Kahn , co-founder of long standing DC cannabis fixture Takoma Wellness Center, has teamed up with craft cultivation powerhouse Alternative Solutions (AltSol)  to bring Cookies to life in D.C. The dispensary will be the first on the East Coast to debut Cookies’ new 2.0 Flower Tub packaging , a sleek and collectible update that matches the brand’s stylish sensibilities. “This is more than a store opening—it’s a landmark moment for D.C. cannabis,” says Kahn. “Cookies being grown and sold by locals signals the strength of our city’s cannabis culture and its future as a national destination.” Khan’s overall intention for the Cookies DC dispensary is to elevate and amplify homegrown talent in the D.C community, highlighting truly craft quality flower and edibles, celebrating their team of talented budtenders and even turning the volume up on local musical artists.  As part of the brand’s integration into the community, Cookies DC launched a citywide talent contest  to spotlight emerging musical artists in the District. The top three performers—selected by a panel of well-known D.C. cultural figures including Noochie, DJ Farrah Flosscett, and Poet Taylor—will join the celebration with performances on opening night,  beginning at 4:00 PM.  Reflecting on the spirit of the moment, Kahn notes, “Cannabis has always brought people together. This contest is our way of celebrating the creative heartbeat of D.C. It’s about uplifting not just the plant, but the talent and voices that make this city thrive.” With Noochie headlining and local contest winners set to share the stage, this grand opening becomes more than a launch—it’s a showcase of homegrown artistry, elevated by the culture that cannabis helps foster. Cookies DC will carry the brand’s full line of strains grown by AltSol, exclusive Cookies merchandise, and educational resources for new and returning patients alike. The launch of Cookies DC is more than a retail debut—it’s a celebration of cannabis culture at a time when the District is navigating a major shift. With the convergence of legacy and regulated markets, the opening signals a win for the community and a pivotal step forward for the city’s evolving cannabis identity.

Strain : Gorilla Glue Delivery Service : The Gift Givers Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : Slightly Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Diving into a jar of live rosin from The Gift Givers feels like opening a treasure chest guarded by a particularly sticky dragon. One of Washington DC's top delivery services, they pride themselves on offering a wide range of cannabis products, including phenomenal concentrates like this Gorilla Glue specimen. I've found that their menu is a candy store for cannabis enthusiasts, and their commitment to affordable prices means you’re not selling your first-born to enjoy top-tier quality. Now, let’s see if this rosin lives up to its gluey reputation or if it’s just a sticky situation. 🤣 Appearance Like the lovechild of honey and modeling clay it's vibrant and bright golden in color with a creamy, almost buttery texture that’s scoopable, yet firm. Tiny crystalline structures suspended within give it a sparkling, jewel-like quality, and the surface shimmers under light, hinting at the terpene-rich goodness inside. It’s so sticky you’d swear it could trap a fly—or your dab tool—for eternity. If this rosin were a superhero, it’d be the one with the power to glue villains to the couch. Status Fresh. Aroma Pop the lid, and the Gorilla Glue live rosin unleashes a scent that’s like a diesel truck crashing into a mocha shop. The dominant note is a pungent, chemical diesel that’s sharp enough to clear your sinuses, followed by a slightly sweet, sour mocha undertone that’s oddly inviting. There’s a hint of earthiness, like wet forest floor, that grounds the whole experience. It’s not a subtle aroma—it’s the kind of smell that announces its presence like a loud uncle at a family reunion, demanding everyone’s attention. Flavor Dabbing this Gorilla Glue live rosin is like taking your taste buds on a wild ride through a post-apocalyptic coffee shop. The inhale delivers a harsh, sour diesel punch that’s as bold as a double espresso spiked with motor oil. On the exhale, a slightly sweet mocha note emerges, smoothing out the roughness with a touch of chocolatey richness. It’s intense, lingering on the tongue like a stubborn guest who won’t leave the party. Not for the faint of heart, but for those who like their flavors as aggressive as a gorilla in a glue factory, it’s a treat. Lineage This Gorilla Glue live rosin comes from buds of the Gorilla Glue strain, a legendary indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) born from a three-way cross of Chocolate Diesel and Sour Diesel. Chocolate Diesel brings a sweet, uplifting cerebral kick with earthy, chocolatey notes, while Sour Diesel adds the fuel-like pungency and hazy euphoria. The result is a sticky, potent strain that’s been gluing cannabis fans to their seats since its creation. Think of it as the genetic equivalent of mixing a high-octane energy drink with a cozy nightcap—balanced, but ready to knock you out. Effects The high from Gorilla Glue live rosin hits like a freight train driven by a caffeinated gorilla. It starts with a cerebral rush that floods your brain with giddy, unfocused happiness, making tasks like “organize my sock drawer” feel as pointless as teaching a fish to juggle. As the head high builds, a heavy body buzz creeps in, gluing your limbs to the nearest surface with a warm, tingly embrace. Expect hours of blissful immobility, perfect for battling chronic pain, insomnia, or just the existential dread of Monday mornings. Less experienced users might find themselves snoring before the credits roll on their movie. It’s a high that says, “Why move when you can melt?” Conclusion This Gorilla Glue live rosin from The Gift Givers is a sticky, potent delight that delivers exactly what you’d expect from its iconic strain lineage: a powerful, couch-locking high wrapped in a bold, diesel-mocha flavor profile. Its fresh, terpene-rich consistency and intense effects make it a fantastic choice for seasoned dabbers looking to unwind or tackle nagging aches and pains. The Gift Givers shine with their affordable pricing, diverse menu, and hassle-free delivery, ensuring you get premium concentrates without emptying your wallet or dodging sketchy street deals. If you’re in DC and craving a concentrate that hits like a glue-covered sledgehammer, this rosin is your ticket to a gloriously unproductive evening. Just don’t plan on peeling yourself off the couch anytime soon.

Type : Full spectrum extract and isolate in vegan capsules Dispensary : National Holistic Healing Center Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 8.9/10 Effects : Relaxed, cozy Initial Thoughts The "Relax" 25mg capsules by Maximum Wellness, crafted by PHYTO, are currently available at the National Holistic Healing Center in Washington, DC. These capsules combine the therapeutic benefits of a balanced 1:1 THC-to-CBD ratio, offering an accessible, plant-based option for pain relief, inflammation, and stress. Encased in convenient, discreet packaging, they invite users to embrace relaxation in a simple, no-fuss format. Appearance The capsules themselves are unassuming but effective, housed in a sleek and minimalistic bottle. The capsules are translucent, revealing their golden oil interior, which gleams with the richness of full-spectrum RSO (Rick Simpson Oil) and cold-pressed coconut oil. The bottle is clearly labeled, ensuring users can easily identify the product and dosage information. Aroma Given their encapsulated form, the "Relax" capsules have no aroma, making them a great choice for those who prefer odorless cannabis products. While they lack the typical cannabis scent, the promise of a gentle, relaxing effect is unmistakable. Flavor As an orally ingested product, the flavor of the capsules is negligible—perfect for anyone who isn’t fond of the strong, earthy taste often associated with cannabis oils. Any faint flavor is masked by the coconut oil base, which also aids in faster bioabsorption. Effects The balanced 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD in the Relax capsules provides a harmonious blend of effects. The CBD contributes to reducing pain and inflammation, while the THC gently soothes the mind without overpowering psychoactive effects. After about 30-45 minutes, users report a sense of calm enveloping both body and mind, with tension melting away and a sense of ease setting in. The mild euphoria complements the physical relaxation, making these capsules ideal for winding down after a long day. Conclusion The "Relax" capsules by Maximum Wellness are a thoughtfully designed product that caters to users seeking balance and relief. With their discreet form, precise dosing, and soothing effects, they serve as a versatile addition to any wellness routine. Whether you're looking to calm an anxious mind, ease inflammation, or simply relax into the evening, these capsules offer a dependable and uncomplicated way to enhance well-being.

Strain : Mona Lisa Delivery Service : Shmu The Cannaprophet Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.6/10 Lean : Sativa Initial Thoughts Diving into Mona Lisa  as a concentrate feels like stumbling into an art gallery where the paintings might get you a little too inspired. Shmu The Cannaprophet 's buffet-style approach—letting you pick your ratio of diamonds to sauce—is like being handed a paintbrush and told to go wild. With 99% THCa diamonds and a terpene-rich sauce, this concentrate seems ready to deliver a masterpiece of effects, and I’m here for it, sketchbook in hand. Appearance The Mona Lisa  diamonds glisten like tiny gemstones, clear and sparkling with a crystalline purity that could make a jeweler jealous. The sauce, a golden-amber syrup, clings to the diamonds like a glossy varnish on a canvas. Whether you go for the standard 2:1 diamonds-to-sauce ratio or a custom mix (say, 21g diamonds and 7g sauce for the bold), it’s a visual stunner. The diamonds are hard and translucent, while the sauce adds a sticky, luxurious sheen—like a high-end dessert you’re not sure whether to eat or frame. Status The freshest. Aroma Pop the jar, and the aroma hits like a citrus grove after a spring rain. Lemon zest takes center stage, sharp and invigorating, with a minty undertone that’s like a cool breeze through a garden. There’s a faint floral note, too, giving it a sophisticated edge, as if the Mona Lisa  concentrate decided to wear perfume to the party. It’s the kind of scent that makes you want to sniff it again, but you stop short because, well, you’re not that  guy at the dispensary. Flavor Dabbing this concentrate is like biting into a lemon tart with a cannabis twist. The flavor bursts with bright lemon zest, followed by a refreshing minty kick that keeps things crisp. The floral notes linger on the exhale, mingling with the sauce’s terpene-rich depth, courtesy of limonene. The 99% THCa diamonds ensure a clean, potent hit, while the sauce adds a smooth, full-bodied finish. Lineage Mona Lisa  is a sativa-dominant hybrid born from a cross of Lemon G  and Dosidos #18 , a genetic combo that’s as intriguing as a plot twist in a stoner comedy. Lemon G , a sativa-heavy strain, brings the citrusy zing and uplifting vibes, while Dosidos #18 , an indica-leaning cultivar, adds a relaxing, earthy depth. This strain boasts 18-22% THC in flower form, but the 99% THCa diamonds crank the potency to another level. The limonene-heavy terpene profile enhances both mood and flavor, making this a unique offering in the concentrate world. Effects True to its 60% sativa and 40% indica makeup, Mona Lisa  delivers a high that’s like a motivational speaker with a chill side hustle. The diamonds’ 99% THCa (which converts to THC when heated) provide a potent, fast-acting buzz that starts with a happy, energetic lift—perfect for brainstorming your next big idea or debating whether aliens prefer indicas or sativas. As the high settles, a relaxing wave rolls in, easing stress and soothing the body without locking you to the couch. It’s ideal for socializing, creative projects, or tackling insomnia and pain, though newbies should tread lightly with this concentrate’s intensity. Think of it as a coffee-and-nap combo in cannabis form. Conclusion Mona Lisa  Diamonds and Sauce from Shmu The Cannaprophet is a versatile, high-potency concentrate that blends vibrant citrus flavors with a balanced, uplifting high. The customizable buffet-style format lets you tailor the experience, whether you’re chasing the pure power of 99% THCa diamonds or the aromatic depth of the sauce. Its lemony aroma, complex flavor, and energizing yet relaxing effects make it a go-to for seasoned users looking to elevate their sessions. Like a good art heist movie, this Mona Lisa  is bold, memorable, and leaves you wanting to partake again and again.

Strain : Vice City Service : The Gift Givers Market : Washington, DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Balanced 50/50 Initial Thoughts As I was sitting thinking about when GTA VI might (finally) come out I was both surprised and elated to see this phenomenal Vice City sample come across my desk - what serendipity! Grown by local craft cannabis cultivator, The Herban Hustle , and inspired by the Grand Theft Auto franchise, Vice City is a relatively new strain that packs some tremendous potency. With its balanced effects, though, it won't leave you feeling "wasted" or like you've been caught in a "frenzy". Just pleasantly uplifted with a great head high, and maybe an increased desire to play some of the old GTA versions. 🔫💵🚗 Appearance The sparkling trichomes lock you in a trance while the deep purple nugs with streaks of green are as beautiful as the cars that drive around Miami. Status Curing. Aroma The aroma is complex with an initial whiff of candy that seems to blend into a nutty blueberry scent. Flavor An enjoyably smooth berry taste on the inhale with a woody pine exhale. Lineage The Vice City strain is a cross of Sunset Runtz and Scotty 2 Hotty that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Vice City delivered a quick and powerful punch, leaving me buzzing with energy and excitement at first. The immediate head rush was invigorating and accompanied by a deeply heady high that sparked my creativity and passion. Aside from the initial energetic cerebral effects, my body felt tingly like it was glowing with comfort in a cozy euphoria. While it is energetic, it's not angsty and it proved to be versatile enough for almost any time of day - just not right before bed. Conclusion With its uplifting cerebral effects and highly exotic flavor profile, Vice City is ready to steal your head and take you for a joyride. Grab a jar for yourself today by hitting up The Gift Givers ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Strain : Blue Nerdz Dispensary : Capital Remedy Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : 50/50 hybrid Initial Thoughts This superb batch of Blue Nerdz, locally cultivated by The Herban Hustle , brings together the nostalgia of sweet, fruity candy with the creativity-inducing effects of a balanced hybrid strain. Currently available at Capital Remedy in Washington DC, this strain combines flavor, aroma, and effects into a nerdy trifecta that even the most scholarly cannabis aficionados would appreciate. Much like its namesake candy, Blue Nerdz is packed with personality and a burst of sweetness—but unlike the candy, this strain is best reserved for adult nerds looking to power up their day or unwind in a haze of creativity. 🤓 Appearance Blue Nerdz is a visual delight that could easily double as a science project on trichomes. The spade-shaped, fluffy forest-green nugs are highlighted by deep purple undertones and lots of super thin orange hairs. The buds glisten with a sparkling coat of white crystalline trichomes, resembling a sugary cereal. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Breaking open a nug is like opening a candy-filled lunchbox. Sour citrusy lemon bursts forth first, followed by sharp Granny Smith apples, fruity blueberries, and a hint of fuel. The aroma is a whimsical mix of tart and sweet, perfect for anyone who loved nerds candy—or just nerds in general. Flavor The flavor is an explosion of fruity sweetness that’s almost too good to be true. Sugary blueberries lead the charge, balanced by sour apples and sweet, fruity melons. Imagine Willy Wonka engineering the perfect strain for his most dedicated nerds, and you’ll have a good idea of what Blue Nerdz brings to the palate. Lineage Blue Nerdz hails from the legendary Forbidden Fruit and Watermelon Z strains. Forbidden Fruit adds its signature sweet, citrusy profile, while Watermelon Z infuses tropical and fruity undertones. Together, they create a harmonious hybrid with equal parts indica and sativa influence. Effects The effects of Blue Nerdz are like leveling up in a video game—it starts with a burst of happiness and focus, igniting creativity and enhancing your ability to tackle tasks or engage in meaningful conversation. As the high progresses, a soothing body calm takes over, keeping you relaxed without total sedation. With its 25-26% THC level, this strain may be a go-to for those managing ADD or ADHD, depression, chronic stress, anxiety, chronic pain, or arthritis. Whether you’re working on a cosplay project or simply debating Star Wars lore with friends, Blue Nerdz will keep you in the zone. Conclusion Blue Nerdz is a strain for the inner nerd in all of us. Its vibrant appearance, candy-like aroma, and fruity flavor make it a sensory delight, while its balanced effects cater to both the mind and body. If nerds ran the world, Blue Nerdz would be their official mascot—a smart, sweet, and perfectly balanced companion for lazy afternoons or creative ventures. Whether you’re tackling a new Dungeons & Dragons campaign or simply enjoying a chill day at home, this strain brings just the right amount of cerebral focus and physical relaxation. Head to Capital Remedy today to score some for your own stash and don't forget to let them know that you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strains : BernieHana Butter, Tequila Sunrise Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : Indica Dominant, Cerebral Hybrid Initial Thoughts This Dual Chamber "3-in-1" Cookies cannabis terp vape, currently available at Takoma Wellness Center , introduces an intriguing level of choice to vaping enthusiasts. Combining two distinct strains—BernieHana Butter and Tequila Sunrise—into one sleek device, this innovation lets you pick your adventure: hit one strain, the other, or bravely choose both simultaneously by simply pressing a button on the bottom twice. This level of customizability is like having your cake and eating tequila-infused butter, too. 🥃 🍋 🧈 Appearance The vape device itself boasts a compact, streamlined design with intuitive usability. Two color-coded arrows (red and blue) clearly indicate each strain, ensuring even the most relaxed users can effortlessly navigate their session. A flashing indicator matching these colors confirms the selected strain, adding clarity to convenience. Its subtle branding maintains the iconic Cookies aesthetic, emphasizing fashion alongside functionality. Cookies Dual Chamber "3-in-1" Terp Vape Operating Instructions - Beniehana Butter and Tequila Sunrise strains Aroma Each strain provides a distinct aromatic experience: Tequila Sunrise offers notes reminiscent of toasted honey drizzled with citrus zest, a smell so inviting you’ll wonder if brunch just arrived. BernieHana Butter brings forward a complex blend of creamy, buttery funk combined with sweet floral and berry gas. It’s an aroma layered enough to intrigue even the most discerning olfactory connoisseur. Flavor When choosing Tequila Sunrise, the palate is treated to a smoky Añejo tequila flavor accented elegantly with lime—ideal for those craving a sunny beachside moment. BernieHana Butter counters with a sophisticated taste featuring buttery jasmine floral undertones mingled with earth, berry, and gas—perfectly comforting and refined. For the adventurous, combining both strains in one inhalation creates a delightful interplay of creamy, floral butter meeting smoky, citrus-infused tequila. It's akin to sipping fine tequila while savoring a decadent pastry at a jazz club—strangely compelling and wonderfully unique. Lineage Tequila Sunrise: Lemonchello x Jet Fuel Gelato 8 BernieHana Butter: (Jetfuel Gelato x Guava) x (Blue Cookies x Oreoz) Effects Each strain brings its unique vibe: Tequila Sunrise provides a strong, full-body effect combined with an uplifting head high, making it ideal for moments needing relaxation with a creative boost. BernieHana Butter offers calming, soothing body effects that gently melt stress away, suited perfectly for unwinding after a long day or indulging in deep contemplation. When combined, these two strains produce an effect harmonizing tranquility with cerebral stimulation, essentially turning your vape session into the cannabis equivalent of smooth jazz—relaxing yet mentally engaging. Conclusion The Dual Chamber "3-in-1" Cookies cannabis terp vape masterfully showcases versatility, quality, and user-friendly innovation. Alt Sol 's extraction craftsmanship brilliantly captures the distinct terpene profiles of each strain, providing a memorable vaping experience tailored to your moment-to-moment preference. Whether you prefer a serene BernieHana Butter experience, an invigorating Tequila Sunrise vibe, or an adventurous combination of both, this device delivers—making it harder than ever to return to single-option vapes. After all, why settle for just one strain when you can vape two at once. Here's to living your best "tequila buttered" life!

Strain : Cadillac Rainbows Cultivator : The Herban Hustle Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.3/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Cadillac Rainbows, cultivated by The Herban Hustle in Washington DC, is a hybrid strain that brings together the genetics of Pure Michigan  and Runtz . This small-batch strain is known for its high THC content, reaching 37.54%, and its bold combination of fruity and gassy flavors. It's well-suited for those with prior cannabis experience who seek a potent and balanced hybrid. 🚘🌈 Appearance The buds of Cadillac Rainbows are dense and compact, typical of a high-THC hybrid. They display a striking mix of purple hues, enhanced by a shimmering layer of frosty trichomes. Bright orange pistils weave through the flowers, giving the nugs an appealing contrast. The structure of the buds is firm, with a resinous coating that hints at the tremendous potency within. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Cadillac Rainbows offers a dynamic aroma that blends fruity and gassy notes. Upon opening the jar, there’s an immediate burst of citrus and diesel, with lemony sharpness dominating the forefront. As the scent deepens, subtle hints of cherry and mint become more noticeable, adding a layer of complexity. The aroma is both refreshing and pungent, creating an enticing sensory experience. Flavor The flavor of Cadillac Rainbows mirrors its aroma with a pronounced citrus and diesel profile. On the inhale, the taste is dominated by a sharp lemon flavor, which is complemented by undertones of sweet cherries and a cool mint finish. As the smoke settles, the gassy diesel notes intensify, giving the strain a robust, full-bodied flavor that lingers on the palate. The combination of sweet, sour, and earthy elements makes for a rich and enjoyable experience. Lineage Cadillac Rainbows is the result of crossing Pure Michigan  with Runtz , two strains known for their distinct flavor profiles and potent effects. Pure Michigan brings the strong diesel and gassy characteristics to the mix, while Runtz adds a layer of sweetness and fruitiness, contributing to the strain's balanced flavor and effects. Bred by 3rd Coast Genetics , this hybrid is known for its complex lineage and unique genetic traits. Effects Cadillac Rainbows delivers a well-rounded experience that starts with a euphoric uplift and slowly transitions into a more relaxing, full-body calm. Users typically report feeling a sense of happiness and mental clarity at the onset, followed by a deeper physical relaxation that can stimulate appetite. The strain’s high THC content means its effects can be powerful, often leaving users feeling deeply relaxed, quite hungry, and with a heightened sense of euphoria. Conclusion Cadillac Rainbows is a potent hybrid that offers a blend of gassy and fruity flavors with a high-THC kick. Its balance of uplifting mental effects and soothing physical relaxation makes it a popular choice for those looking for a powerful and flavorful strain. With its striking appearance, complex aroma, and layered flavor profile, Cadillac Rainbows captures the essence of a well-crafted small-batch hybrid. We just heard Capital Remedy currently has Cadillac Rainbows and other The Herban Hustle flower in stock. Don't forget to let them know Toker's Guide sent you when you stop by to grab some!

Strain : Sherb Cream Pie Delivery Service : The Gift Givers Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Initial Thoughts Check out this mega pungent batch of Sherb Cream Pie now available through Washington DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers . Cultivated by The Herban Hustle , it brings a dessert-like charm to the DMV cannabis world. With its indulgent lineage and indica-dominant genetics, this strain is perfect for those looking to relax and take a load off this weekend - perhaps even for those cozying up watching the NFL Playoffs. Combining sweetness, creaminess, and a touch of zest, it’s a flavorful journey wrapped in an undeniably potent package. 🥧 Appearance Sherb Cream Pie is as inviting as it sounds. The buds are oversized and fluffy, shaped like spades and colored a vibrant emerald green. Thin orange hairs wind their way through the nugs, which are capped off by tiny golden-white crystal trichomes that shimmer like sugar dusting on a decadent dessert. Status Curing. Aroma The aroma of Sherb Cream Pie hits you like—well—a literal cream pie to the face. Bold, sweet, and creamy cake notes dominate, with a tangy twist of citrusy lemon gelato and subtle hints of nuttiness. But wait, there’s more: woody pine and a spicy skunk undertone add depth to the fragrance, ensuring it lingers in the air like a delicious secret. Flavor On the palate, Sherb Cream Pie is a dessert buffet. The creamy, sweet cake flavors take center stage, accented by a tart lemon gelato zest and a touch of nutty warmth. Every puff is like enjoying a decadent slice of pie, leaving a smooth, satisfying aftertaste that keeps you coming back for more. Lineage Sherb Cream Pie is the result of crossing Ice Cream Cake with Sherb BX1, blending the best of their sweet, creamy, and citrusy profiles. This parentage provides both its dessert-like flavors and its indica-dominant effects. Effects The effects of Sherb Cream Pie creep in gently, beginning with a weighty relaxation that makes your eyelids feel heavy and your eyes red and droopy. As the relaxation deepens, you’ll find yourself blissfully stoned, mentally adrift without a care in the world. The final act is a sleepy, tranquil haze that wraps you up like a cozy blanket, making it the perfect strain for winding down or drifting off to sleep. Conclusion Sherb Cream Pie is an indulgent experience from start to finish. With its rich flavors, enticing aroma, and deeply relaxing effects, it’s the cannabis equivalent of sinking your fork into the most luxurious slice of pie you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for that aroma—it’s powerful enough to knock you off your feet, but in the best way possible. Whether you’re looking to manage chronic pain, or simply enjoy a sweet escape, Sherb Cream Pie delivers with decadent flair.

Strain : Cinnamon Milk Dispensary : Cookies, Tampa Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.5/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Cinnamon Milk earned its namesake for a reason, with its delectably creamy cinnamon spice aroma, and earthy accented flavor. This Indica leaning hybrid available at Cookies' Tampa dispensary, gives an immediate cerebral headrush, with a relaxing body high to follow, giving a mellow enjoyable experience. Appearance Dense sticky buds, bright green in color accented with dark purple hues throughout, accompanied by strikingly orange pistils, while generously coated in trichomes.  Status Fresh, starting to cure. Aroma Deliciously, creamy cinnamon and warm spice notes will fill your senses. Reminiscent of horchata or the milk left over from a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.  Flavor Cinnamon Milk’s flavor is much like its aroma, creamy cinnamon spice only with a touch of earthiness in its taste.  Lineage Cereal A La Mode, a balanced hybrid that enhances mood, happy full body experience, with sweet sugary aroma, and creamy vanilla flavor paired with Sherbz long lasting full body numbing, cerebral effects with diesel fruit flavors create the happy, mellow high Cinnamon Milk has to offer, great for any novice or experienced consumer.  Effects An immediate head high, mood enhancing experience, followed but full body relaxation that isn’t overwhelming, or sedative. Mellow happy feeling, great for unwinding after work, or just wanting mellow effects. Conclusion Cinnamon Milk, any cinnamon spice lover's dream, offers cinnamon spice aroma and flavor with a mellow relaxing experience, leaving you stress free, happy but not sedated and heavy. The effects are great for a day by the pool or decompressing after a stressful work day.

Strain : Gelato Cake Dispensary : Herbal Alternatives Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis . It's an indica-dominant hybrid that pairs exquisite genetics with a reputation for high-quality cultivation, and this particular batch is really, really nice. Offering a combination of creamy flavors and a deeply relaxing experience, it's always a popular choice for winding down. Currently, you can find a slice of this delectable "cake" at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensary, Herbal Alternatives . 🍰 Appearance Gelato Cake presents itself with dense, grape-shaped buds that exude visual appeal. The dark olive-green nugs are accented by vibrant orange hairs and subtle purple undertones. A thick layer of frosty white trichomes gives the flower a sparkling finish, suggesting the high potency and care that went into its cultivation. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Gelato Cake is a dynamic mix of sweet and pungent. Initial notes of creamy vanilla and sour citrus are underscored by a gassy, peppery punch. Hints of pine emerge as the scent develops, giving it a multidimensional bouquet that’s as enticing as it is complex. Flavor The flavor profile is as rich as its aroma, with sweet and creamy vanilla taking center stage. On the inhale, warm citrus and sugary notes dominate, while subtle accents of pine and pepper shine through on the exhale. This balanced combination creates a smooth and satisfying sensory experience with every draw. Lineage Gelato Cake is a cross between Gelato # 33  and Wedding Cake , two strains celebrated for their flavorful profiles and relaxing effects. This pairing delivers a hybrid that emphasizes both potency and a dessert-like indulgence. Effects The effects of Gelato Cake build gradually, starting with a gentle cerebral euphoria that promotes creativity and ease. As the high progresses, a deeply relaxing body sensation takes over, often leading to couch-lock and eventual sedation. Perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, the combination of mental uplift and physical calm is ideal for a tranquil evening. Conclusion District Cannabis ' Gelato Cake offers a sensory-rich journey, from its creamy vanilla flavors to its soothing effects. It undoubtedly reflects the meticulous cultivation and thoughtful approach of its superb local cultivator. For those looking to embrace a flavorful and calming hybrid, Gelato Cake is always an excellent choice. Feast your eyes on some today by heading down to Herbal Alternatives and don't forget to let them know that you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Super Lemon Haze Dispensary : Wash Hydro Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.6/10 Lean : Sativa Dominant Initial Thoughts Super Lemon Haze, cultivated by Alt Sol and now available at Wash Hydro in Washington, DC, is a strain that practically radiates energy and zest. This sativa-dominant hybrid, a two-time Cannabis Cup winner, is like a superhero in plant form. In fact, if Super Lemon Haze were a superhero, it would undoubtedly be "The Zesty Avenger," battling gloom and fatigue with zippy citrus powers and a burst of euphoric energy. Much like Clark Kent, its superpowers are so obvious that even dark glasses can't disguise the electric vibe of this strain. 🦸 Appearance This batch of Super Lemon Haze is a visual masterpiece. The buds are kief-coated and multi-colored, with vibrant shades of lime green and yellow interspersed with orange hairs and a glittering layer of trichomes. The resinous coating makes it look like the buds are dipped in powdered sugar, ready to unleash their super-powered effects. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma of Super Lemon Haze is like walking through a citrus grove with a bag of lemon candies in your pocket. It’s zesty, sharp, and sweet, with just a hint of herbal earthiness to keep it grounded. The bold citrus scent hits you right away, clearing your mental cobwebs like a superhero arriving just in time. Flavor The flavor is as heroic as the aroma, offering a tart, lemony zing with a sweet candy finish. It’s reminiscent of lemonheads, with a playful balance between tang and sweetness. Each inhale and exhale delivers a burst of sunshine, leaving your palate refreshed and invigorated. Lineage Super Lemon Haze is the offspring of two powerhouse strains: Lemon Skunk  and Super Silver Haze . This genetic pairing brings together the best of both worlds: the uplifting, citrusy zest of Lemon Skunk and the cerebral, energetic effects of Super Silver Haze. Effects This sativa-dominant hybrid (80% sativa, 20% indica) packs a punch of uplifting energy, creativity, and euphoria. The effects come on fast, making it perfect for tackling creative projects, social gatherings, or just shaking off a sluggish day. While the mental stimulation is invigorating, a subtle physical relaxation creeps in, keeping you balanced. However, like any superhero, Super Lemon Haze isn’t for everyone—its high-energy effects may be too intense for those prone to anxiety or those naturally wound up. Conclusion Super Lemon Haze by Alt Sol is a citrus-infused powerhouse that feels like sunshine in a jar. Whether you’re looking to channel your inner superhero for a burst of creativity or simply need a pick-me-up, this strain delivers in spades. To grab some for your own hero's lair just visit the friendly team at Wash Hydro ASAP and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide !