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Brownie Scout by Rythm - RISE, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
This was my first encounter with Rythm flower and I found myself filled with eager anticipation. Rythm has a reputation for quality and...

Terp Interpreter
3 days ago2 min read


Frolic Live Rosin - gLeaf, Manchester (VA Medical)
Scoring a gram of Frolic Live Rosin by Amber at gLeaf Dispensary in Manchester, Virginia, felt like hitting the concentrate jackpot on a quiet afternoon run. As someone who's chased premium solventless hashes across the state, I was drawn to this sativa offering's amber-hued jar and promising specs. Back home, twisting open the lid revealed a creamy, badder-like texture in pale golden tones—wet and whippy, with a frolic-some sparkle that screamed fresh-pressed quality...

Toker's Guide
4 days ago2 min read


Gelato Cake by District Cannabis - Monko DC
Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...

Toker's Guide
6 days ago2 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Blue Raz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Blue Raz, originally bred by Grandiflora and cultivated to perfection by Alt Sol, is now gracing the shelves at Takoma Wellness Center in...

Toker's Guide
6 days ago2 min read


Triple Burger by Alt Sol - Green Theory
Recently harvested by DC craft cultivator Alt Sol, this phenomenal Triple Burger just dropped at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensa...

Toker's Guide
6 days ago3 min read


Bubble Bath - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, MD)
After picking up a slice of this Fade Co. Bubble Bath from Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, Maryland, I decided to swing by a friend’s place a couple miles away. Nestled in one of the town’s tree-lined streets where bungalows hum with creative energy and holiday lights twinkle, her cute abode is always such a cozy place to hang out. Hyattsville’s artsy pulse - evident in the murals splashing color across Route 1 and the indie vibe of local spots like Vigilante Coffee - made t

Elle Weeds
Dec 22, 20252 min read


Do-Si-Dos #22-22 by CULTA (Maryland Medical)
Known in Maryland for their exceptional medical cannabis and artisanal approach, Culta's flower can be found throughout the Maryland mark...

Spacey Sprouts
Dec 19, 20252 min read


Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland)
This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Maryland Terps
Dec 19, 20252 min read


Animal Face by RYTHM Strain Review (Maryland Recreational)
Animal Face, cultivated by RYTHM, is a remarkable strain making its rounds at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. My awesome budt...

Toker's Guide
Dec 19, 20253 min read


Fuel Biscuits by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

Toker's Guide
Dec 18, 20252 min read


Blackberry Champagne by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
A luxurious indica strain in every way, this Blackberry Champagne, cultivated by Fade Co., is now available at Story dispensary in Silver...

Maryland Terps
Dec 17, 20252 min read


Secret Cookies by Triple Seven - gLeaf, Short Pump (VA Medical)
They say loose lips sink ships but I’m willing to let everyone know that this latest batch of Secret Cookies from VA medical marijuana di...

Terp Interpreter
Dec 16, 20252 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Madrina" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In...

Elle Weeds
Dec 12, 20252 min read


Tahiti Twist by Alt Sol - New Leaf Dispensary DC
Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair...

Toker's Guide
Dec 12, 20252 min read


Gary Payton | Cookies x Alt Sol | Embers Dispensary DC
Gary Payton, the cannabis strain, much like the legendary NBA player it's named after, is all about precision and impact. Just as the Hal...

Toker's Guide
Dec 12, 20252 min read


Blue Sharpies by Alt Sol - Adegoke Dispensary
Washington DC medical cannabis dispensary, Adegoke, formerly Herbal Alternatives, offers this Blue Sharpies strain...

Toker's Guide
Dec 12, 20253 min read


Matanuska Thunder F*ck - Story Dispensary (Mechanicsville, MD)
Looking back on the notes from my last encounter with Matanuska Thunderf*ck I described the overall experience as being"like a yeti on Mountain Dew." Of course, this whole trip down memory lane was spawned when I saw it on the menu over at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, MD. It had been a while, but the description was enticing given my current affinity for both Afghani and landrace sativas. This and wonder of wether I could recreate the experience from before made me com

Toker's Guide
Dec 11, 20253 min read


Poonesia by CULTA (Baltimore, Maryland)
Let's be real—Poonesia might be one of the funniest strain names to hit Maryland dispensaries, and it demands an explanation. Is it a pla...

Dave Tart
Dec 5, 20254 min read


Vanilla Velvet x 06 OG - Jungle Boys, St. Petersburg (Florida Medical)
Upon first glance, Vanilla Velvet from Jungle Boys in St. Pete, Florida, looks like a premium treat—super frosty buds with a vibrant mix of purple and green hues that scream quality craftsmanship. It will undoubtedly lead to potent sessions, but doesn't overwhelm the senses right out of the gate. It's sort of like a velvet rope to a VIP lounge of relaxation...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Dec 5, 20252 min read


PanLato - Peake ReLeaf Dispensary (Rockville, Maryland)
We were very curious about this PanLato that dropped recently at Peake ReLeaf, Rockville. It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid that brings a blend of effects from both sativa and indica qualities. A cross of Gelato with another unknown strain (speculated to be Pan Dulce), this strain is well-suited for those seeking a balanced high that engages mind, body, and palate simultaneously. 🍳🍨

Toker's Guide
Dec 5, 20252 min read


Titan Express by Grassroots (Maryland Recreational)
One of the newest strains to come out of the Grassroots in-house breeding project is a freight train of cannabis excellence. Before the seal came all the way off, the strong terps were jumping out of the jar. For anyone who remembers Lemon Grenades or Memory Loss by Grassroots in the past, this is about as close as you can get. Each inhale gave a citrus-forward smell with a sharpness about every secondary note that was impossible to stop going back in for more. The familiar s

Dave Tart
Dec 5, 20253 min read


GMO by The Bank - gLeaf, Short Pump (VA Medical)
With enough of a garlic scent to keep a vampire away, this GMO is grown locally by premium cannabis cultivators, The Bank. Available from...

Terp Interpreter
Dec 4, 20252 min read


Night Owl Haze by Rythm - Rise, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
Like the nocturnal Raptors these buds get their name after, Night Owl Haze is as beautiful and elegant as an owl soaring through a star-f...

Terp Interpreter
Dec 2, 20252 min read


Banana Cream Rosin by Dharma Pharmaceuticals - RISE, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
I’m excited because this is the first time I’m trying out rosin cultivated by Dharma Pharmaceuticals. This strain in particular is Banana...

Terp Interpreter
Nov 26, 20252 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Toker's Guide
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Lemondary by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Waldorf, Maryland)
Wandering into Story Dispensary in Waldorf, Maryland, felt like stepping into a warm hug, and spotting Lemondary by Fade Co. was pure sunshine in bud form. These medium-sized nugs, sparkling with trichomes, looked like little citrus jewels begging to brighten my day. As a DMV cannabis lover, I’m always thrilled to find a balanced hybrid and this one was as inviting as a lemonade stand on a summer afternoon. Of course, the staff's friendly, cozy vibe only made it sweeter. 🍋

Elle Weeds
Nov 25, 20252 min read


HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b

Mary Jane Burnmore
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Gelatti Mints by Alt Sol - Embers DC
Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

Toker's Guide
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Cherry AK-47 by Grow West - RISE Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
When a strain name includes both "Cherry" and "AK-47," you can expect two things: a blast of fruity goodness and the kind of impact that...

Maryland Terps
Nov 25, 20253 min read


Platinum TK - Green Theory Dispensary
Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Elle Weeds
Nov 25, 20252 min read
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