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Motorbreath by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
This batch of Motorbreath, available at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington DC, is one of the latest creations by local craft...

Toker's Guide
16 hours ago2 min read


Vanilla Velvet x 06 OG - Jungle Boys, St. Petersburg (Florida Medical)
Upon first glance, Vanilla Velvet from Jungle Boys in St. Pete, Florida, looks like a premium treat—super frosty buds with a vibrant mix of purple and green hues that scream quality craftsmanship. It will undoubtedly lead to potent sessions, but doesn't overwhelm the senses right out of the gate. It's sort of like a velvet rope to a VIP lounge of relaxation...

Mary Jane Burnmore
19 hours ago2 min read


Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st...

Toker's Guide
23 hours ago2 min read


Permanent Oz - Fluent, St. Pete (Florida Medical)
If Dorothy thought skipping down the yellow brick road was an adventure, wait till she tries this Permanent Oz from Fluent Dispensary in St. Pete, Florida. These dense, trichome-drenched deep green and purple buds hit like a twister of indica swagger, promising a ride that's equal parts street-smart and sophisticated, complete with a brainy buzz that even the Scarecrow would envy. It's got that "built to last" vibe right from the unpack, ready to tag your day with some seriou

Toker's Guide
2 days ago2 min read


Poonesia by CULTA (Baltimore, Maryland)
Let's be real—Poonesia might be one of the funniest strain names to hit Maryland dispensaries, and it demands an explanation. Is it a pla...

Dave Tart
Feb 134 min read


Tahiti Twist by Alt Sol - New Leaf Dispensary DC
Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair...

Toker's Guide
Feb 132 min read


Gary Payton | Cookies x Alt Sol | Embers Dispensary DC
Gary Payton, the cannabis strain, much like the legendary NBA player it's named after, is all about precision and impact. Just as the Hal...

Toker's Guide
Feb 132 min read


Moon Fog | Humboldt Seed Company | Virginia Homegrown
Moon Fog is a strain that has gained quite the reputation in many online forums, grower's podcasts and old smoker’s tables around the country. This indica-dominant strain was bred by Humboldt Seed Company and is one of their newest offerings. It's known to carry a well balanced euphoric high and in some smoke circles is becoming a go to nighttime strain...

Tyler
Feb 132 min read


Tarts by Grassroots - Curaleaf (Columbia, Maryland)
From the moment the seal cracked open, it felt like I had been hit by a citrusy freight train of fruity goodness. The initial burst of le...

Dave Tart
Feb 133 min read


Blue Lobster - The Flowery (Florida Medical)
Snagging Blue Lobster from The Flowery in Florida feels like reeling in a rare catch—those award-winning Maine Trees buds live up to the hype of being as elusive as the 1-in-2-million blue lobster they're named for. This hybrid (Apples & Bananas x Eye Candy) swept the 2023 East Coast Zalympix with "Gassiest," "Best Terps," and runner-up "Best Overall," proving Maine Trees' cultivation prowess. The Flowery's locations across Florida make it accessible, and the jar's contents d

Mary Jane Burnmore
Feb 102 min read


Brownie Scout by Rythm - RISE, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
This was my first encounter with Rythm flower and I found myself filled with eager anticipation. Rythm has a reputation for quality and...

Terp Interpreter
Feb 102 min read


Frolic Live Rosin - gLeaf, Manchester (VA Medical)
Scoring a gram of Frolic Live Rosin by Amber at gLeaf Dispensary in Manchester, Virginia, felt like hitting the concentrate jackpot on a quiet afternoon run. As someone who's chased premium solventless hashes across the state, I was drawn to this sativa offering's amber-hued jar and promising specs. Back home, twisting open the lid revealed a creamy, badder-like texture in pale golden tones—wet and whippy, with a frolic-some sparkle that screamed fresh-pressed quality...

Toker's Guide
Feb 102 min read


Air Mail by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
Receiving a package of Air Mail from Fade Co. at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland, felt like getting a first-class dispatch from the clouds—sealed with a stamp of sophistication and ready to take my senses on a transcontinental journey. The dispensary's seamless service, with staff offering winged wisdom on strains, paired perfectly with Silver Spring's dynamic pulse of urban elegance and green spaces. Unsealing the jar at home, I was greeted by robust, resin-laden

Maryland Terps
Feb 62 min read


Cookies Gary Payton & Velvetz Dual Chamber Terp Vape - Takoma Wellness Center
The Cookies Dual Chamber 3-in-1 cannabis terp vape is an innovative and intriguing addition to the vaping scene at Takoma Wellness Center...

Toker's Guide
Feb 62 min read


Triple Burger by Alt Sol - Green Theory
Recently harvested by DC craft cultivator Alt Sol, this phenomenal Triple Burger just dropped at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensa...

Toker's Guide
Feb 53 min read


Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland)
This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Maryland Terps
Feb 52 min read


Pink Passion - Goldflower, Largo (Florida Medical)
At Goldflower Dispensary in Largo, Florida, this Pink Passion caught my eye for its understated elegance—medium spear-shaped buds in a deep purple shade, lightly threaded with orange hairs and coated in a moderate layer of clear trichomes that give it a subtle, sticky sheen. Grown indoors by DH Farms under Doghouse's banner, this hybrid clocks in at 23.6% total THC, hinting at a session that's engaging but not exhausting...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Feb 52 min read


Secret Cookies by Triple Seven - gLeaf, Short Pump (VA Medical)
They say loose lips sink ships but I’m willing to let everyone know that this latest batch of Secret Cookies from VA medical marijuana di...

Terp Interpreter
Feb 42 min read


Cake Boss - Fluent, Clearwater (Florida Medical)
Cake Boss, available at Fluent dispensary in Clearwater, Florida, is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain (60% indica, 40% sativa) th...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Jan 312 min read


Cherry AK-47 by Grow West - RISE Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
When a strain name includes both "Cherry" and "AK-47," you can expect two things: a blast of fruity goodness and the kind of impact that...

Maryland Terps
Jan 313 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Madrina" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In...

Elle Weeds
Jan 302 min read


PanLato - Curaleaf Dispensary (Columbia, Maryland)
We were very curious about this Pan Lato that dropped recently at Curaleaf in Columbia, Maryland. It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid...

Toker's Guide
Jan 292 min read


GMO by The Bank - gLeaf, Short Pump (VA Medical)
With enough of a garlic scent to keep a vampire away, this GMO is grown locally by premium cannabis cultivators, The Bank. Available from...

Terp Interpreter
Jan 282 min read


Bubba Fett - RISE Dispensary (Bethesda, Maryland)
We recently had the opportunity to try this Bubba Fett from Maryland marijuana dispensary, RISE Bethesda. As a fan of both Star Wars and...

Toker's Guide
Jan 272 min read


Triple Scoop - Cookies Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Triple Scoop from Cookies Jacksonville, is a slightly indica-leaning hybrid with a dreamy lineage and a THC level that’s no slouch. This one has me ready for a flavor party that’s sweeter than a make-your-own-sundae bar. Let’s see if Triple Scoop scoops me into bliss or just melts under pressure...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Jan 232 min read


Papa Don by Kind Tree - Remedy Columbia (Maryland Recreational)
Papa Don, cultivated by Kind Tree and currently available at Remedy Columbia in Maryland, is a hybrid strain born from the fusion of Papa...

Maryland Terps
Jan 232 min read


Animal Face by RYTHM Strain Review (Maryland Recreational)
Animal Face, cultivated by RYTHM, is a remarkable strain making its rounds at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. My awesome budt...

Toker's Guide
Jan 233 min read


Cherry Punch - MÜV Dispensary, Tampa (Florida Medical)
My first thought when I stumbled across this Glitter Bomb at MÜV Dispensary in North Miami was, “Is this weed or a craft store explosion...

Kara
Jan 221 min read


HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b

Mary Jane Burnmore
Jan 162 min read


Gary Payton | Cookies x Alt Sol | Adegoke Dispensary DC
Gary Payton, the cannabis strain, much like the legendary NBA player it's named after, is all about precision and impact. Just as the Hal...

Toker's Guide
Jan 162 min read
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