Weed Reviews by  LOCATION 

After picking up a slice of this Fade Co. Bubble Bath from Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, Maryland, I decided to swing by a friend’s place a couple miles away. Nestled in one of the town’s tree-lined streets where bungalows hum with creative energy and holiday lights twinkle, her cute abode is always such a cozy place to hang out. Hyattsville’s artsy pulse - evident in the murals splashing color across Route 1 and the indie vibe of local spots like Vigilante Coffee - made t

Known in Maryland for their exceptional medical cannabis and artisanal approach, Culta's flower can be found throughout the Maryland mark...

This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Animal Face, cultivated by RYTHM, is a remarkable strain making its rounds at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. My awesome budt...

This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

A luxurious indica strain in every way, this Blackberry Champagne, cultivated by Fade Co., is now available at Story dispensary in Silver...

Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In...

Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair...

Gary Payton, the cannabis strain, much like the legendary NBA player it's named after, is all about precision and impact. Just as the Hal...

Washington DC medical cannabis dispensary, Adegoke, formerly Herbal Alternatives, offers this Blue Sharpies strain...

Looking back on the notes from my last encounter with Matanuska Thunderf*ck I described the overall experience as being"like a yeti on Mountain Dew." Of course, this whole trip down memory lane was spawned when I saw it on the menu over at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, MD. It had been a while, but the description was enticing given my current affinity for both Afghani and landrace sativas. This and wonder of wether I could recreate the experience from before made me com

Let's be real—Poonesia might be one of the funniest strain names to hit Maryland dispensaries, and it demands an explanation. Is it a pla...

Upon first glance, Vanilla Velvet from Jungle Boys in St. Pete, Florida, looks like a premium treat—super frosty buds with a vibrant mix of purple and green hues that scream quality craftsmanship. It will undoubtedly lead to potent sessions, but doesn't overwhelm the senses right out of the gate. It's sort of like a velvet rope to a VIP lounge of relaxation...

We were very curious about this PanLato that dropped recently at Peake ReLeaf, Rockville. It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid that brings a blend of effects from both sativa and indica qualities. A cross of Gelato with another unknown strain (speculated to be Pan Dulce), this strain is well-suited for those seeking a balanced high that engages mind, body, and palate simultaneously. 🍳🍨

One of the newest strains to come out of the Grassroots in-house breeding project is a freight train of cannabis excellence. Before the seal came all the way off, the strong terps were jumping out of the jar. For anyone who remembers Lemon Grenades or Memory Loss by Grassroots in the past, this is about as close as you can get. Each inhale gave a citrus-forward smell with a sharpness about every secondary note that was impossible to stop going back in for more. The familiar s

Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Wandering into Story Dispensary in Waldorf, Maryland, felt like stepping into a warm hug, and spotting Lemondary by Fade Co. was pure sunshine in bud form. These medium-sized nugs, sparkling with trichomes, looked like little citrus jewels begging to brighten my day. As a DMV cannabis lover, I’m always thrilled to find a balanced hybrid and this one was as inviting as a lemonade stand on a summer afternoon. Of course, the staff's friendly, cozy vibe only made it sweeter. 🍋

Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b

Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

When a strain name includes both "Cherry" and "AK-47," you can expect two things: a blast of fruity goodness and the kind of impact that...

Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Reminiscent of something you might order at a local speakeasy, this Spiked Peach from Fade Co. is currently available at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. As someone who's into peach as a flavor, but not psyched about strains that are too candy-like, I found this batch to be highly enjoyable with just a hint of peachy sweetness. The "spiked" part of the name is justified by both the slightly energetic onset and the funky edge to the flavor. However, I wouldn't char

Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...

Papa Don, cultivated by Kind Tree and currently available at Remedy Columbia in Maryland, is a hybrid strain born from the fusion of Papa...

As the name suggests, the Hollywood strain exudes the glitz and glamor of its namesake city. Grown by Alt Sol and now available at Takoma...

At Goldflower Dispensary in Largo, Florida, this Pink Passion caught my eye for its understated elegance—medium spear-shaped buds in a deep purple shade, lightly threaded with orange hairs and coated in a moderate layer of clear trichomes that give it a subtle, sticky sheen. Grown indoors by DH Farms under Doghouse's banner, this hybrid clocks in at 23.6% total THC, hinting at a session that's engaging but not exhausting...

Currently available at Maryland's CULTA Urbana dispensary, Romscotti is a cannabis strain that commands attention with its potent effects...

This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st...

I’m thrilled to unpack a jar of Space Cowgirl from Capital Heights, Maryland marijuana dispensary, Mary & Main. As the first Black-owned and women-owned dispensary in the DMV, Mary & Main is a beacon of community and quality. They blend top-tier cannabis with a warm, inclusive vibe, hosting yoga sessions and cannabis 101 classes that make you feel like you’re among old friends. Under the luxury brand Edie Parker, this Space Cowgirl leapt off the shelf at me and has me buzzing

Picture this: Octang from Insa Dispensary in Largo, Florida, revs up like a souped-up engine on a Florida backroad—sativa-leaning nugs packed with frosty green promise, ready to fuel your day without the crash. It's got that hybrid hum, vibrant and balanced, like premium gas for your green dreams...