Mafia Funeral by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)

Strain: Mafia Funeral

Dispensary: Story Dispensary - Silver Spring

Market: Maryland

Overall Rating: 9.3/10

Lean: Indica-Hybrid

Initial Thoughts

Fade Co. reserves its Holy Grail label for the cuts it considers untouchable, and Mafia Funeral is the don of the current lineup. Compound Genetics named it honestly - you know exactly how the evening ends. We picked ours up at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, where Fade Co. drops land hard and leave fast.

Appearance

Dark, dense, trichome-armored buds - greens gone nearly black with purple accents and frost laid on thick. Flower dressed for the occasion.

Status

Immaculate small-batch cure, the Fade Co. signature. This batch lists at 30.86% total THC.

Aroma

Savory garlic-and-onion funk colliding head-on with cold menthol gas, a sweet floral wreath underneath. Open the jar and the room knows.

Flavor

Garlic butter and diesel up front, then a cooling, minty-chem exhale that genuinely tingles on the lips. There is nothing else on the shelf that tastes like this.

Lineage

Bred by Compound Genetics: Garlic Groove 55 x The Menthol, per SeedFinder's breeder listing - two of the loudest profiles in modern breeding, stacked on purpose.

Effects

A brief euphoric procession, then the service begins: deep, solemn body weight that settles in by degrees and stays through the final hymn. Late-evening flower, full stop - and among the best of its kind we've had this year.

Conclusion

Mafia Funeral is for connoisseurs of the loud and the heavy, and Fade Co.'s Holy Grail cut does the name justice. Pay your respects at Story Silver Spring while the drop lasts.