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Fade Co.'s Live Concentrates Lineup at Story Mechanicsville: A Connoisseur’s Tour
Fade Co. continues to demonstrate why it remains one of Maryland’s most consistent and interesting concentrate producers. Currently in stock at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, their latest live sugar and live badder lineup offers a diverse range of profiles — from bold, gassy hybrids to bright, fruit-forward sativas and soothing indicas.

Maryland Terps
5 days ago3 min read


Do-Si-Dos #22-22 by CULTA (Maryland Medical)
Known in Maryland for their exceptional medical cannabis and artisanal approach, Culta's flower can be found throughout the Maryland mark...

Spacey Sprouts
Mar 242 min read


Spiked Peach by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
Reminiscent of something you might order at a local speakeasy, this Spiked Peach from Fade Co. is currently available at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. As someone who's into peach as a flavor, but not psyched about strains that are too candy-like, I found this batch to be highly enjoyable with just a hint of peachy sweetness. The "spiked" part of the name is justified by both the slightly energetic onset and the funky edge to the flavor. However, I wouldn't char

Toker's Guide
Mar 242 min read


Fuel Biscuits by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

Toker's Guide
Mar 242 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Madrina" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In...

Elle Weeds
Mar 132 min read


Tahiti Twist by Alt Sol - New Leaf Dispensary DC
Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair...

Toker's Guide
Mar 132 min read


Gelato Cake by District Cannabis - Monko DC
Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...

Toker's Guide
Mar 132 min read


Panama Red by AltSol - Embers DC Dispensary
If you've been in the cannabis scene long enough, you’ve definitely heard of Panama Red—even if you’ve never smoked it. Maybe it’s the fo...

Toker's Guide
Mar 133 min read


Matanuska Thunder Fuck, Episode II - Story Dispensary (Waldorf, MD)
In Hollywood, sequels are often expected to disappoint - lower box office take, watered-down magic, the usual law of diminishing returns. When it comes to cannabis cultivation, however, the opposite is more frequently the case. With the first batch we reviewed of Fade Co's Matanuska Thunder Fuck we found it was perfectly respectable, but it carried this quiet sense the strain had more to give. Then this second run arrived and, we must say, the follow-up is markedly superior.

Toker's Guide
Mar 103 min read


Cherry Punch - MÜV Dispensary, Tampa (Florida Medical)
My first thought when I stumbled across this Glitter Bomb at MÜV Dispensary in North Miami was, “Is this weed or a craft store explosion...

Kara
Mar 41 min read


Poonesia by CULTA (Baltimore, Maryland)
Let's be real—Poonesia might be one of the funniest strain names to hit Maryland dispensaries, and it demands an explanation. Is it a pla...

Dave Tart
Mar 34 min read


Santa Cruz Blue Dream - The Flowery, Clearwater (Florida Medical)
This Santa Cruz Blue Dream cut is a beautifully bred old school strain that will forever be not only a classic but a consumer favorite. Available at The Flowery's Clearwater dispensary, this batch is exquisitely grown, offering heady, energetic effects and the quintessential Blue Dream flavor to the max. ✨😮💨✨

Kara
Mar 32 min read


Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland)
This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Maryland Terps
Mar 22 min read


Motorbreath by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
This batch of Motorbreath, available at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington DC, is one of the latest creations by local craft...

Toker's Guide
Feb 202 min read


Vanilla Velvet x 06 OG - Jungle Boys, St. Petersburg (Florida Medical)
Upon first glance, Vanilla Velvet from Jungle Boys in St. Pete, Florida, looks like a premium treat—super frosty buds with a vibrant mix of purple and green hues that scream quality craftsmanship. It will undoubtedly lead to potent sessions, but doesn't overwhelm the senses right out of the gate. It's sort of like a velvet rope to a VIP lounge of relaxation...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Feb 202 min read


Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st...

Toker's Guide
Feb 202 min read


Permanent Oz - Fluent, St. Pete (Florida Medical)
If Dorothy thought skipping down the yellow brick road was an adventure, wait till she tries this Permanent Oz from Fluent Dispensary in St. Pete, Florida. These dense, trichome-drenched deep green and purple buds hit like a twister of indica swagger, promising a ride that's equal parts street-smart and sophisticated, complete with a brainy buzz that even the Scarecrow would envy. It's got that "built to last" vibe right from the unpack, ready to tag your day with some seriou

Toker's Guide
Feb 192 min read


Gary Payton | Cookies x Alt Sol | Embers Dispensary DC
Gary Payton, the cannabis strain, much like the legendary NBA player it's named after, is all about precision and impact. Just as the Hal...

Toker's Guide
Feb 132 min read


Tarts by Grassroots - Curaleaf (Columbia, Maryland)
From the moment the seal cracked open, it felt like I had been hit by a citrusy freight train of fruity goodness. The initial burst of le...

Dave Tart
Feb 133 min read


Blue Lobster - The Flowery (Florida Medical)
Snagging Blue Lobster from The Flowery in Florida feels like reeling in a rare catch—those award-winning Maine Trees buds live up to the hype of being as elusive as the 1-in-2-million blue lobster they're named for. This hybrid (Apples & Bananas x Eye Candy) swept the 2023 East Coast Zalympix with "Gassiest," "Best Terps," and runner-up "Best Overall," proving Maine Trees' cultivation prowess. The Flowery's locations across Florida make it accessible, and the jar's contents d

Mary Jane Burnmore
Feb 102 min read
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