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Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In...

This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Let's get one thing out of the way: Animal Burnie sounds like the class clown of a Saturday morning cartoon, and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. Because here's what I've learned chasing flower around this state - the strains with the most personality in the jar almost always have the most personality in the name, and this one shows up grinning. After picking it up outside Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, it introduced itself immediately as I cracked it open: w

Upon first glance, Vanilla Velvet from Jungle Boys in St. Pete, Florida, looks like a premium treat—super frosty buds with a vibrant mix of purple and green hues that scream quality craftsmanship. It will undoubtedly lead to potent sessions, but doesn't overwhelm the senses right out of the gate. It's sort of like a velvet rope to a VIP lounge of relaxation...

This Bomb Popz infused pre-roll starts winning before you even open the tube. The name alone is a hit of pure nostalgia. You remember the popsicle - red, white, and blue, chased down the block on a sweltering afternoon, guaranteed to turn your tongue three colors. It made an ordinary summer day feel like a holiday. Fade Co bottled that carefree energy and rolled it into a diamond-infused pre-roll. And the potency backs up the fun: premium indoor flower boosted with THCA diamo

This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st...

From the moment the seal cracked open, it felt like I had been hit by a citrusy freight train of fruity goodness. The initial burst of le...

Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b

I was excited to try one of the newest drops from RHYTHM, Afternoon Delight 4 and I knew that first impressions were going to mean everything. With this being a GMO cross, I was already expecting some funk, but I was pleasantly surprised with how many other notes were present...

Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Let's talk packaging, because Fade Co. clearly wants us to. The Holy Grail line arrives in a miniature sneaker box - paint-splattered, "for those who know" stamped on the flap, the whole hypebeast liturgy - and inside the jar you'll find a pack of Elements papers and a glass tip tucked alongside the flower like a lace-swap in a deadstock release. It's shameless, and it works. "Holy Grail" is grail-hunter vocabulary, the word sneakerheads reserve for the unicorn pair they'll n

I'll confess a bias up front: I am helpless against anything with "Runtz" in its family tree, and Pink Lobster arrives with impeccable candy credentials. This is Cotton Candy Runtz crossed with Blue Lobster — a pairing that sounds less like a cannabis strain and more like the dessert menu at a seaside carnival run by someone with questionable impulse control. Maine Trees, appropriately enough given the name, brings this pheno down to The Flowery in Tampa, and the result is a

By now, Super Boof needs no introduction. Since exploding into 2024's Strain of the Year, it's been damn near impossible to walk into a dispensary without seeing it on the menu — the citrus-and-dark-fruit darling that every grower suddenly had to have. But ubiquity is a double-edged sword: when a cultivar gets this popular this fast, quality and authenticity start to vary wildly from batch to batch and grower to grower. For every jar that captures the original San Diego cut's

Ridgeline Lantz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, exudes an impressive pedigree. With its origins...

We were very curious about this Pan Lato that dropped recently at Curaleaf in Columbia, Maryland. It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid...

As the name suggests, the Hollywood strain exudes the glitz and glamor of its namesake city. Grown by Alt Sol and now available at Takoma...

This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair...

As we stand on the eve of the Fourth of July, what better way to celebrate American independence than with a strain literally named after the spark that lit the fuse? Fade Co.’s Boston Tea Party All-in-One live resin disposable is currently available at Story Dispensary locations across Maryland (including Waldorf), and it feels like a cheeky act of defiance against boring vapes everywhere...

This Dual Chamber 3-in-1 Cookies cannabis terp vape, currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, introduces an intriguing level of cho...