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Poonesia by CULTA (Baltimore, Maryland)
Let's be real—Poonesia might be one of the funniest strain names to hit Maryland dispensaries, and it demands an explanation. Is it a pla...

Dave Tart
6 days ago4 min read


Tahiti Twist by Alt Sol - New Leaf Dispensary DC
Tahiti Twist, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Wash Hydro in Washington DC, is a balanced hybrid strain that brings tropical flair...

Toker's Guide
6 days ago2 min read


Gary Payton | Cookies x Alt Sol | Embers Dispensary DC
Gary Payton, the cannabis strain, much like the legendary NBA player it's named after, is all about precision and impact. Just as the Hal...

Toker's Guide
6 days ago2 min read


Tarts by Grassroots - Curaleaf (Columbia, Maryland)
From the moment the seal cracked open, it felt like I had been hit by a citrusy freight train of fruity goodness. The initial burst of le...

Dave Tart
6 days ago3 min read


Blue Lobster - The Flowery (Florida Medical)
Snagging Blue Lobster from The Flowery in Florida feels like reeling in a rare catch—those award-winning Maine Trees buds live up to the hype of being as elusive as the 1-in-2-million blue lobster they're named for. This hybrid (Apples & Bananas x Eye Candy) swept the 2023 East Coast Zalympix with "Gassiest," "Best Terps," and runner-up "Best Overall," proving Maine Trees' cultivation prowess. The Flowery's locations across Florida make it accessible, and the jar's contents d

Mary Jane Burnmore
Feb 102 min read


Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland)
This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Maryland Terps
Feb 52 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Madrina" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In...

Elle Weeds
Jan 302 min read


PanLato - Curaleaf Dispensary (Columbia, Maryland)
We were very curious about this Pan Lato that dropped recently at Curaleaf in Columbia, Maryland. It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid...

Toker's Guide
Jan 292 min read


Bubba Fett - RISE Dispensary (Bethesda, Maryland)
We recently had the opportunity to try this Bubba Fett from Maryland marijuana dispensary, RISE Bethesda. As a fan of both Star Wars and...

Toker's Guide
Jan 272 min read


Cherry Punch - MÜV Dispensary, Tampa (Florida Medical)
My first thought when I stumbled across this Glitter Bomb at MÜV Dispensary in North Miami was, “Is this weed or a craft store explosion...

Kara
Jan 221 min read


HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b

Mary Jane Burnmore
Jan 162 min read


Gary Payton | Cookies x Alt Sol | Adegoke Dispensary DC
Gary Payton, the cannabis strain, much like the legendary NBA player it's named after, is all about precision and impact. Just as the Hal...

Toker's Guide
Jan 162 min read


Moonbeam Gelato by Grassroots (Maryland Recreational)
Another installment of the “Dark Heart Collection” from Grassroots, Moonbeam Gelato showed up and almost out-Gelato’d all of the other Gelato strains I’ve tried recently. The addition of Strawberry Banana to the fruitiness of the Half Moon Bay Gelato amplified everything that you’d want out of a fruit strain. The strength of the aroma of muddled blueberries and raspberries turned into a strawberry toaster strudel, which turned into a lighter whipped cream, which turned into a

Dave Tart
Jan 163 min read


Platinum TK - Green Theory Dispensary
Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Elle Weeds
Jan 162 min read


Bubble Bath - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, MD)
After picking up a slice of this Fade Co. Bubble Bath from Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, Maryland, I decided to swing by a friend’s place a couple miles away. Nestled in one of the town’s tree-lined streets where bungalows hum with creative energy and holiday lights twinkle, her cute abode is always such a cozy place to hang out. Hyattsville’s artsy pulse - evident in the murals splashing color across Route 1 and the indie vibe of local spots like Vigilante Coffee - made t

Elle Weeds
Jan 152 min read


Brownie Scout by Rythm - RISE, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
This was my first encounter with Rythm flower and I found myself filled with eager anticipation. Rythm has a reputation for quality and...

Terp Interpreter
Jan 102 min read


Gelato Cake by District Cannabis - Monko DC
Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...

Toker's Guide
Jan 72 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Blue Raz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Blue Raz, originally bred by Grandiflora and cultivated to perfection by Alt Sol, is now gracing the shelves at Takoma Wellness Center in...

Toker's Guide
Jan 72 min read


Do-Si-Dos #22-22 by CULTA (Maryland Medical)
Known in Maryland for their exceptional medical cannabis and artisanal approach, Culta's flower can be found throughout the Maryland mark...

Spacey Sprouts
Dec 19, 20252 min read


Fuel Biscuits by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

Toker's Guide
Dec 18, 20252 min read
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