Weed  REVIEWS 

Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service,  The Gift Givers, I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradi...

Triple Scoop from Cookies Jacksonville, is a slightly indica-leaning hybrid with a dreamy lineage and a THC level that’s no slouch. This one has me ready for a flavor party that’s sweeter than a make-your-own-sundae bar. Let’s see if Triple Scoop scoops me into bliss or just melts under pressure...

Here's one that clandestine connoisseurs with a fondness for citrus should paint a target on. It's the formidable Agent Z from Curaleaf Dispensary in Tampa, Florida, a spot that’s like the friendly neighborhood hub for cannabis enthusiasts, with a slick setup and staff who could probably identify a terpene blindfolded. This slightly sativa-leaning hybrid has me ready for a citrusy, skunky blast that’s smoother than a secret agent’s one-liner. With a moderate THC kick and a te

I’m thrilled to unpack a jar of Space Cowgirl from Capital Heights, Maryland marijuana dispensary, Mary & Main. As the first Black-owned and women-owned dispensary in the DMV, Mary & Main is a beacon of community and quality. They blend top-tier cannabis with a warm, inclusive vibe, hosting yoga sessions and cannabis 101 classes that make you feel like you’re among old friends. Under the luxury brand Edie Parker, this Space Cowgirl leapt off the shelf at me and has me buzzing

Happy 420 everyone! To help make the most of your holidaze we wanted to present a potent sativa option that and will give you the energy to hit up as many events as possible. That option is this delightfully heady Mazamas Haze #5 from Embers, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary with a chill, friendly vibe that’s been a local staple for years. Now fully medically licensed, Embers feels like a cozy stoner living room, complete with unique hand-blown glass pipes that look like

Check out this latest batch of Ridgeline Lantz! It's currently available from Monko, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary that has redefined cannabis luxury with its elegant decor, handpicked strains, and stellar service. Grown by Alt Sol, this Cookies strain feels like a curious blend of piney wilderness and creamy sweetness, like a forest glade hiding a secret dessert. Monko, fresh from their opulent grand re-opening last weekend, is now fully medical, offering a refined ex

With 4/20 peeking around the corner, I’m thrilled to scoop into a jar of this exceptionally gorgeous Black Cherry Gelato from the friendly folks at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center. Cultivated by Alt Sol, this strain seems like a decadent dessert plucked from a gelato shop run by cherry-obsessed pastry chefs. I’m anticipating a flavor as rich as black cherry compote and a balanced high that’s as soothing as a post-dessert nap. Can't wait to see if th

From the moment the seal cracked open, it felt like I had been hit by a citrusy freight train of fruity goodness. The initial burst of le...

This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Animal Face, cultivated by RYTHM, is a remarkable strain making its rounds at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. My awesome budt...

This District Gumbo from Capital Remedy evokes a feeling akin to stumbling into a secret speakeasy where the drinks are replaced with top-shelf cannabis. In a city, or District, full of spies that kind of thing probably happens all the time. Cultivated by The Herban Hustle, a Washington DC craft grower known for their small-batch, high-quality buds (and a 2024 National Cannabis Cup win for their Vice City pheno), this strain is a local gem with a mysterious past...

Diving into a jar of live rosin from The Gift Givers feels like opening a treasure chest guarded by a particularly sticky dragon. One of Washington DC's top delivery services, they pride themselves on offering a wide range of cannabis products, including phenomenal concentrates like this Gorilla Glue specimen. I've found that their menu is a candy store for cannabis enthusiasts, and their commitment to affordable prices means you’re not selling your first-born to enjoy top-ti

We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeabl...

This is one superb batch of Grape Fritter that's currently in stock at at Story dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. Cultivated by Garc...

Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...

This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

When Lemon Cherry Gelato popped up on The Gift Givers delivery menu, I thought I’d accidentally ordered dessert—does this strain come wit...

Greasy Runtz slid right onto Washington DC delivery service Capital Remedy's menu, and when it did I thought someone had spilled a fry ba...

This batch of Mochi immediately made me think of the dessert—soft, chewy, and probably plotting to ruin my diet. Turns out, it's a hybrid...

Miami Heat, cultivated by Grow West, is a vibrant and highly potent cultivar known for its hard-hitting, energizing effects. Currently av...