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Holy Grail Section A by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, MD)
Let's talk packaging, because Fade Co. clearly wants us to. The Holy Grail line arrives in a miniature sneaker box - paint-splattered, "for those who know" stamped on the flap, the whole hypebeast liturgy - and inside the jar you'll find a pack of Elements papers and a glass tip tucked alongside the flower like a lace-swap in a deadstock release. It's shameless, and it works. "Holy Grail" is grail-hunter vocabulary, the word sneakerheads reserve for the unicorn pair they'll n

Maryland Terps
5 days ago3 min read


Animal Face by RYTHM Strain Review (Maryland Recreational)
Animal Face, cultivated by RYTHM, is a remarkable strain making its rounds at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. My awesome budt...

Toker's Guide
6 days ago3 min read


Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland)
This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Maryland Terps
7 days ago2 min read


Shauncron Select Banana Bread - Cookies, Tampa (Florida Medical)
There's a specific genius in naming a strain Banana Bread, because everyone already has a feeling about banana bread before they've smelled a single nug. It's the food equivalent of a warm blanket — nostalgic, unpretentious, quietly indulgent. Shauncron clearly understood the assignment. Bred during the solventless gold rush, this was his answer to a gap he spotted in the market: a plant that could pump out world-class hash and leave behind gorgeous, flavorful flower instead

Toker's Guide
Aug 183 min read


Moon Fog | Humboldt Seed Company | Virginia Homegrown
Moon Fog is a strain that has gained quite the reputation in many online forums, grower's podcasts and old smoker’s tables around the country. This indica-dominant strain was bred by Humboldt Seed Company and is one of their newest offerings. It's known to carry a well balanced euphoric high and in some smoke circles is becoming a go to nighttime strain...

Tyler
Jul 312 min read


Triple Burger by Alt Sol - Green Theory
Recently harvested by DC craft cultivator Alt Sol, this phenomenal Triple Burger just dropped at Washington DC medical marijuana dispensa...

Toker's Guide
Jul 313 min read


Triple Scoop - Cookies Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Triple Scoop from Cookies Jacksonville, is a slightly indica-leaning hybrid with a dreamy lineage and a THC level that’s no slouch. This one has me ready for a flavor party that’s sweeter than a make-your-own-sundae bar. Let’s see if Triple Scoop scoops me into bliss or just melts under pressure...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Jul 282 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Hollywood" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
As the name suggests, the Hollywood strain exudes the glitz and glamor of its namesake city. Grown by Alt Sol and now available at Takoma...

Elle Weeds
Jul 152 min read


Dosi Love by CULTA (Baltimore, Maryland)
What’s better than a dose of love? A Dosi Love—because this one doesn’t ghost you, doesn’t text you back late, and always delivers good v...

Dave Tart
Jul 153 min read


Fuel Biscuits by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

Toker's Guide
Jul 152 min read


LA Baker by Garcia Hand Picked - Liberty Rockville (MD Recreational)
Here's a really solid batch of Garcia Hand Picked's LA Baker. Currently available at Liberty Cannabis in Rockville, Maryland, it's an ind...

Elle Weeds
Jul 122 min read


RHYTHM Cannabis' Afternoon Delight 4 Strain Review
I was excited to try one of the newest drops from RHYTHM, Afternoon Delight 4 and I knew that first impressions were going to mean everything. With this being a GMO cross, I was already expecting some funk, but I was pleasantly surprised with how many other notes were present...

Dave Tart
Jul 23 min read


Air Mail by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
Receiving a package of Air Mail from Fade Co. at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland, felt like getting a first-class dispatch from the clouds—sealed with a stamp of sophistication and ready to take my senses on a transcontinental journey. The dispensary's seamless service, with staff offering winged wisdom on strains, paired perfectly with Silver Spring's dynamic pulse of urban elegance and green spaces. Unsealing the jar at home, I was greeted by robust, resin-laden

Maryland Terps
Jul 12 min read


91 Octane by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
With gas prices on the never ending rise, the best place to grab some premium fuel is actually at DC medical marijuana dispensary, Takoma...

Terp Interpreter
Jun 121 min read


Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st...

Toker's Guide
Jun 122 min read


HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b

Mary Jane Burnmore
Jun 42 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Toker's Guide
May 152 min read


Gelatti Mints by Alt Sol - Embers DC
Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

Toker's Guide
May 152 min read


91 Octane by Alt Sol - Higher Ground DC
As gas prices continue to climb, the ideal spot for premium fuel is actually at DC's medical marijuana dispensary, Higher Ground. Sourced directly from the ground by local cannabis growers Alt Sol, this 91 Octane is the only fuel worth using in today's economy...

Toker's Guide
May 151 min read


Torrone #2 by Savvy - gLeaf (Rockville, Maryland)
Cultivated by Savvy and available at gLeaf Dispensary in Rockville, this lovely batch of Torrone #2 is an intriguing introduction to mode...

Toker's Guide
May 72 min read
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