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  • Lightning Jack - Buddha Buddy DC

    Initial Thoughts Currently available at Washington DC's Buddha Buddy delivery service, Lightning Jack is a sativa-heavy strain renowned for its uplifting effects and unique lineage. Created by the original breeders at Jetfuel Cannabis, Lightning Jack is a cross between Jack Herer and Jetfuel's own Jack Rabbit strain. This current batch is a highly appealing option for those seeking a potent sativa that's ideal for daytime use and creative endeavors. Much like the "Lightning" part of it's name, it hits so hard and so fast that it zaps your brain and, in a flash, gets you nice and toasty. ⚡ Appearance Lightning Jack has a striking visual profile: Color: The buds are a vibrant mix of light green and golden hues, reflecting its sativa dominance. Pistils and Trichomes: The nugs are adorned with bright orange hairs and a generous coating of crystalline trichomes that give them a frosty, glistening appearance. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Lightning Jack is both invigorating and complex: Primary Notes: It features a citrusy and piney scent, typical of its Jack Herer parentage, which immediately awakens the senses. Secondary Hints: There are subtle undertones of earthy and herbal notes, adding depth and richness to the overall fragrance. Flavor The flavor profile of Lightning Jack is as delightful as its aroma: Inhale: On the inhale, users are greeted with a sweet and citrusy taste that is refreshing and invigorating. Exhale: The exhale brings out piney and herbal notes, creating a balanced and enjoyable flavor experience that lingers on the palate. Lineage Lightning Jack's impressive lineage contributes to its potent effects and appealing characteristics: Jack Herer: Known for its clear-headed, cerebral high and uplifting effects, Jack Herer adds a strong sativa influence to Lightning Jack. Jack Rabbit: Another Jetfuel original, Jack Rabbit enhances the strain's energizing and creative properties, making it a perfect companion for its Jack Herer counterpart. Effects Lightning Jack offers a powerful and uplifting high, characteristic of its sativa dominance: Mental Effects: The high hits quickly with a surge of euphoria and creativity, making it ideal for artistic endeavors and social activities. Users report feeling more focused and motivated, making it a great choice for daytime use. Physical Effects: While primarily a cerebral high, there is a subtle body buzz that accompanies the mental stimulation, providing a sense of relaxation without sedation. This balance makes it suitable for those who need to stay active and productive. Therapeutic Uses: Due to its uplifting and energizing effects, Lightning Jack is often chosen to treat conditions such as depression, chronic fatigue, stress, and ADHD. Conclusion Lightning Jack, available at Buddha Buddy, is a hard-hitting sativa strain that lives up to its impressive lineage. With its vibrant appearance, complex aroma, and delightful flavor, it offers an engaging and enjoyable cannabis experience. The effects are primarily uplifting and energizing, making it an excellent choice for daytime use and creative pursuits. Whether you're seeking mental clarity, a boost of motivation, or just a pleasant, uplifting high, this Lightning Jack delivers a satisfying experience that showcases the expertise of Jetfuel Cannabis. Pick up some for your own stash by hitting up Buddha Buddy today and don't forget to let them know that Toker's Guide sent you!

  • Black Cherry Soda - Top Level DC

    Strain : Black Cherry Soda Dispensary : Top Level Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts The buds of this batch of Black Cherry Soda have a fragrance that is oh-so-rich and inviting, instantly evoking images of a summer orchard in full bloom. Currently available from DC marijuana dispensary Top Level , it's a strain that combines the best of fruity sweetness with a calming effect and is a natural choice for cannabis enthusiasts looking for a well-rounded experience. ⚫🍒🥤 Appearance The nugs are a beautiful blend of deep purples and rich greens, highlighted by fiery orange pistils weaving through the foliage. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Black Cherry Soda releases a captivating aroma reminiscent of ripe cherries and dark berries. The initial burst of fruity sweetness is accompanied by subtle earthy undertones, adding complexity to its bouquet. Flavor The flavor profile of Black Cherry Soda mirrors its aromatic qualities. Each inhalation delivers a burst of sweet cherry and berry flavors, underscored by a smooth, earthy finish. Lineage The Black Cherry Soda strain is a cross of Black Dahlia and Ace of Spades that runs indica dominant. Effects The effects of Black Cherry Soda are pleasantly balanced, making it suitable for various occasions. It begins with a cerebral uplift that enhances mood and creativity, clearing away stress and anxiety. As the high progresses, a gentle wave of relaxation sweeps through the body, soothing muscles without inducing sedation. This dual-action makes it an excellent choice for daytime use or unwinding in the evening without feeling overly lethargic. Conclusion Black Cherry Soda is a standout strain that delivers on its promise of flavor, potency, and versatility. Whether you're seeking relief from stress or simply looking to enhance your mood, this hybrid offers a well-rounded experience that appeals to both recreational and medicinal users. With its vibrant appearance, enticing aroma, and balanced effects, Black Cherry Soda is a must-try for any cannabis connoisseur so stop into Top Level DC today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Mochi - The Green Room

    Strain : Mochi Dispensary : The Green Room Market : Washington DC Overall Rating : 8.8/10 Lean : 50/50 Balanced Initial Thoughts Currently available at Washington DC's The Green Room dispensary, Mochi  is a cannabis strain with potent effects and a delectable flavor profile. This batch instantly caught our attention with its visually striking appearance and, once we had a chance spark it up, the richness of the body buzz was surprising given the the balanced hybrid nature. Appearance These Mochi buds are quite beautiful: Color : The nugs display a dense spade-shaped  form with a beautiful mix of forest green  and rich purple  undertones. Hairs and Trichomes : Bright orange-red hairs  weave through the buds, adding vibrant contrast, while a coating of sparkling purple-tinted crystalline trichomes  gives the buds a frosty, alluring appearance. Status Curing. Aroma The aroma of Mochi is complex and inviting: Primary Notes : The initial scent is sharp mint  and sour fruits , which invigorate the senses and hint at its potent lineage. Secondary Hints : As the nugs are broken apart and burned, notes of creamy earth  and nuttiness  emerge, adding depth and complexity to the overall fragrance. Flavor Mochi truly shines in the flavor department: Inhale : On the inhale, I was greeted with a sweet and fruity berry  flavor that is both refreshing and mouthwatering. Exhale : The exhale reveals a rich sour mint  finish, complemented by subtle hints of creamy ice cream , rich earth , and nuts . This combination creates a delightful and memorable tasting experience. Lineage The Mochi strain is a 50/50 balanced hybrid with a lineage that combines two legends: Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies : Known for its potent, minty flavor and balanced effects, Thin Mint GSC contributes to Mochi's uplifting and euphoric high. Sunset Sherbet : This strain adds a creamy, fruity flavor and a relaxing body high, rounding out Mochi's overall effect profile. Effects The effects of Mochi offer a balanced and versatile cannabis experience: Mental Effects : The high begins with a lifted euphoria  that slams into the mind, promoting creativity  and a deep sense of calm . This mental clarity and joy are perfect for stress relief and creative pursuits. Physical Effects : Following the mental uplift, a deep and cozy buzz washes over the body, rendering users exceptionally relaxed, but not drowsy . This makes Mochi an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day. Therapeutic Uses : With its high THC level (21-29%), Mochi is often chosen to treat conditions such as depression , chronic pain , insomnia , chronic fatigue , and chronic stress or anxiety . Conclusion This batch of Mochi offers a delightful and balanced cannabis experience. Combining the best qualities of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Sunset Sherbet, it delivers an enticing flavor profile and a well-rounded high. Its striking appearance, complex aroma, and delectable flavor enhance its appeal, while its versatile effects make it suitable for a wide range of activities and therapeutic uses. Whether you're seeking mental uplift, physical relaxation, or a bit of both, Mochi provides a satisfying and enjoyable cannabis journey that highlights the expertise of its cultivators. Try it for yourself today at The Green Room and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

  • Colonel Crasher from CULTA Urbana (Maryland Recreational)

    Initial Thoughts Colonel Crasher, cultivated by CULTA and currently available at their new Maryland dispensary CULTA Urbana, is an impressive strain known for its powerful effects and high-quality genetics. This batch, in particular, is a wonderfully grown specimen and with its gorgeous, fluffy, and mega frosty appearance one can immediately presume that its highly potent as well. We're not sure where the name comes from or what it's referencing, but if there was a Colonel Crasher super hero we're pretty sure this bud would be strong enough for him too. 🪖🫡 Appearance Fluffy and fresh looking with a generous layer of frosty trichomes that creates a sparkling appearance. The coloration is a mix of light greens dashed with the bright orange of its stringy pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma is a delightful blend of sweet and earthy notes, with a hint of spice. Flavor The flavor profile mirrors its aroma, offering a sweet, earthy taste with a spicy kick on the exhale. Lineage The Colonel Crasher strain is a cross of Colonel Chem x Grape Pie Wedding Crasher F2 that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Upon consuming Colonel Crasher, I felt a gradual onset of euphoria that uplifted my mood and melted away stress. The cerebral high was complemented by a soothing body relaxation, which eased tension and pain. The effects were long-lasting and deeply calming, making it perfect for evening use when I don't have much going on. Conclusion Colonel Crasher by CULTA lives up to its name, delivering a powerful and enjoyable experience that tokers of all ranks can appreciate. Its 50/50 nature provides a perfect balance of euphoria and relaxation, making it an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day while keeping you marching forward without couch-lock. With its impressive lineage, cozy effects, and delightful flavor profile you don’t want to miss this one from CULTA! Stop in to their new location in Urbana today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

  • White Cherry Gumbo - Capital Remedy

    Initial Thoughts Known for its rich aroma and robust indica-oriented effects, White Cherry Gumbo has gained popularity among cannabis enthusiasts seeking deep relaxation and a uniquely fruity flavor profile. This batch, currently available from DC marijuana dispensary Capital Remedy, piqued my interest immediately due to the staggering amount of trichomes and its funky cherry bubblegum aroma. 🍒🍬 Appearance These buds are a vibrant mix of light greens with so many white trichomes that they look fuzzy. Status Starting to cure. Aroma The strain's aroma is a delightful blend of sweet cherries and creamy undertones. Upon breaking apart the buds, the scent intensifies, releasing hints of citrus and a slight skunkiness. Flavor White Cherry Gumbo delivers a flavorful experience that is sweet and fruity at first, dominated by cherry-like notes, and followed by a subtle earthy aftertaste. Lineage The White Cherry Gumbo strain has unknown genetics. Effects After consuming White Cherry Gumbo, I experienced a wave of relaxation that spread through my body, easing tension and stress. The calming effects were complemented by a gentle euphoria that uplifted my mood. As the high progressed, I felt a soothing heaviness that encouraged rest and sleep, making it an ideal strain for evening use. Conclusion Capital Remedy are constantly stocking some top notch buds and this White Cherry Gumbo is just one of the fine flower options they have in store right now. If delicious cherry flavors and tremendously relaxing effects are what you're after then definitely don't miss out on this batch. Grab some today and be sure to mention that you saw it on Toker’s Guide when you do!

  • Sour Diesel - Taste Budz

    Initial Thoughts Sour Diesel, often referred to as Sour D, is one of the most iconic and popular sativa strains in the cannabis world. From DC marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, it's a go-to for those looking to start their day on a high note. This strain has been around since the 1990s, and is for sure a classic in my books. Appearance Sour Diesel buds are typically light green with a frosty coating of trichomes, giving them a sparkling appearance. The buds are often dense and slightly fluffy, with orange pistils weaving throughout the green foliage. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Sour Diesel is unmistakable and very potent. As the name suggests, it has a strong scent of diesel fuel, which is complemented by hints of lemon and citrus. Flavor Sour Diesel’s flavor profile mirrors its aroma, with a dominant taste of diesel fuel. However, upon exhaling, users can detect subtle notes of citrus and herbal undertones. Lineage The Sour Diesel strain is a cross of Chemdawg and Super Skunk that leans sativa dominant. Effects After consuming Sour Diesel, I felt an immediate rush of euphoria and energy that cleared my mind and motivated me to tackle creative tasks. The cerebral high was invigorating, promoting focus and creativity. As the high progressed, a gentle relaxation spread through my body, balancing the energetic mental effects without causing sedation. Conclusion Sour Diesel is easily a standout strain in my book for many reasons. Its taste and potency are both superb, but the heady energetic effects it produces are especially notable. It's some sativa-oriented fuel that can help power you through the rest of your day and beyond. If you've never tried Sour Diesel before then check out this batch from Taste Budz today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Durban Skunk by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center

    Initial Thoughts Currently available at Washington DC's Takoma Wellness Center, check out this superb batch of Durban Skunk recently grown by local craft cultivator Alternative Solutions. Combining the potent, uplifting effects of Durban Poison with the robust, earthy qualities of Skunk #1, has yielded this powerfully enjoyable 50/50 hybrid that nicely balances mental and physical effects. Of course, the crossing of these two renowned cultivars has also resulted in an offspring with the kind of skunky aroma that would even make Pepé Le Pew proud. 🦨 Appearance This Durban Skunk boasts a visually appealing and distinct appearance: Color: The buds are a vibrant forest green, reminiscent of a dense, lush woodland. Structure: It's super fluffy and hand-trimmed. Expect an ounce to take up a whole sandwich bag worth of space. Pistils and Trichomes: long reddish-orange hairs are interspersed throughout, while a sticky coating of silvery, starry trichomes covers the surface, giving the buds a twinkling appearance in the light. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma of Durban Skunk is rich and evocative: Primary Notes: The dominant scent is a pungent skunk, true to its Skunk #1 heritage. This strong, distinctive aroma is immediately recognizable and assertive. Secondary Hints: Beneath the skunky exterior lie hints of spicy earth, adding depth and complexity. This combination creates a rich, layered aromatic profile that is both bold and inviting. Flavor Durban Skunk’s flavor profile is as complex and enjoyable as its aroma: Inhale: On the inhale, users experience a spicy skunky taste that is both intense and satisfying. The spice adds a pleasant kick that enhances the overall flavor. Exhale: The exhale reveals a subtle sweetness and a touch of dank earth, rounding out the flavor profile and leaving a pleasant aftertaste. This balance of spicy and sweet notes makes Durban Skunk a delightful strain to savor. Lineage The lineage of Durban Skunk combines two legendary strains: Durban Poison: A pure sativa known for its uplifting and energizing effects, Durban Poison contributes its cerebral high and sweet, spicy flavor to the hybrid. Skunk #1: A well-known hybrid that leans slightly indica, Skunk #1 adds its potent skunky aroma, earthy flavor, and balanced effects to the mix. The combination of these two parent strains results in a well-rounded hybrid that captures the best qualities of both. Effects The effects of Durban Skunk offer a balanced and versatile cannabis experience: Mental Effects: The high begins with a mood-boosting uplift, easing mental stress and enhancing mood. Users report feeling blissful and at ease, with a clear-headed euphoria that promotes focus and creativity. Physical Effects: As the mental high builds, a growing body buzz follows, relaxing sore muscles and alleviating physical tension. This body high is soothing and calming without being overly sedative, making it suitable for both daytime and evening use. Therapeutic Uses: Thanks to its balanced effects and moderate THC levels (15-22%), Durban Skunk is often chosen to treat conditions such as mood swings, stress, depression, and chronic pain. Its ability to provide both mental clarity and physical relaxation makes it a versatile option for a range of therapeutic needs. Conclusion Durban Skunk, available at Takoma Wellness Center and cultivated by Alternative Solutions, offers a classic, balanced cannabis experience. Combining the best qualities of Durban Poison and Skunk #1, it's a strain that delivers a rich sensory profile and a well-rounded high. Its striking appearance, bold aroma, and complex flavor enhance its appeal, while its versatile effects make it suitable for a wide range of activities and therapeutic uses. Whether you’re seeking mental uplift, physical relaxation, or a bit of both, Durban Skunk provides a tremendously satisfying and highly enjoyable cannabis journey that highlights the expertise of its cultivators.

  • Giraffe Pussy X Cherry Biscotti - GHouse DC

    Initial Thoughts When I first came across this batch of Giraffe Pussy crossed with Cherry Biscotti from Washington DC marijuana delivery service, GHouse, I must admit that it made me laugh pretty hard. Although some might find the name of the first strain offensive, I think of it from a comedic angle and seem to faintly recall some joke about being "as high as a Giraffe's (you know what)". The look on the Giraffe's face on the cover of the pack is also priceless, but humor aside this is some phenomenally potent flower. 🦒 Appearance Rotund, soft looking buds that are a bright tropical green with lots of frosty white trichomes. There are also plenty of tangly orange pistils and it's clear that it was cultivated, trimmed, and packaged with the upmost care. Status Starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Giraffe Pussy x Cherry Biscotti is a delightful blend of its parent strains: Primary Notes: The dominant scent is a sweet and fruity cherry, combined with a nutty cookie aroma, reminiscent of Cherry Biscotti. Secondary Hints: Underlying the sweetness are notes of tropical citrus and earthiness from Giraffe Pussy, with a hint of vanilla. This complex aromatic profile is both inviting and intriguing, promising a rich sensory experience. Flavor The flavor profile of this strain is as layered and enjoyable as its aroma: Inhale: On the inhale, users experience a burst of sweet and sugary tropical candy flavors, intermingled with fruity cherries. This sweetness is both refreshing and indulgent. Exhale: The exhale reveals hints of nutty cookies, sour citrus, and a touch of earthiness. The combination of these flavors creates a balanced and enjoyable taste that lingers pleasantly on the palate. Lineage The lineage of Giraffe Pussy x Cherry Biscotti is a fusion of two distinctive strains: Giraffe Pussy: A slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica / 40% sativa) created by crossing MILF and Astronaut Pussy. Known for its sweet tropical candy flavor and potent heady high, Giraffe Pussy offers a balanced experience of mental uplift and physical relaxation. Cherry Biscotti: An indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica / 30% sativa) created by crossing Sour Kush with [(Cherry Pie x Girl Scout Cookies) x Cherry AK]. This strain is celebrated for its sweet cherry berry flavor and nutty cookie exhale, combined with a happy, sociable high. Effects The effects of Giraffe Pussy x Cherry Biscotti are quite well-rounded, especially given the slight indica lean: Mental Effects: The high begins with a euphoric uplift, inducing a sense of happiness and bliss. Users report feeling giggly and sociable, making this strain ideal for social situations and creative activities. Physical Effects: A soothing body high follows, creeping into the limbs and promoting deep relaxation. This physical effect is potent enough to ease chronic pain and tension without overwhelming sedation, making it suitable for both daytime and evening use. Therapeutic Uses: Thanks to its balanced effects and high THC levels, this strain is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic pain, depression, stress, headaches, migraines, PMS, and PTSD. Its ability to provide both mental and physical relief makes it a versatile option for various therapeutic needs. Conclusion Giraffe Pussy x Cherry Biscotti, available at GHouse, offers a unique and potent cannabis experience characterized by its relatively level energy with rich indica feels. Its striking appearance, complex aroma, and layered flavor enhance its appeal, while its versatile effects make it suitable for a wide range of activities and therapeutic uses. Whether you’re seeking social uplift, creative inspiration, or physical relaxation, Giraffe Pussy x Cherry Biscotti provides a satisfying and enjoyable cannabis journey that highlights the quality and expertise of modern cannabis cultivation.

  • Live Resin Badder, Crumble, and Sugar - The Gift Givers DC

    Initial Thoughts: Tis' the season when fancifully delicious things find their way into my midst a bit more than usual. Case in point: these three absolutely phenomenal live resin samples from DC recreational delivery pro's The Gift Givers. Each one is a different strain and format, but they've all got a wholelotta funky good feels going on. Which one's my favorite? Well you'll just have to read on to find out... But, first I think it's prudent for me to make sure everyone has a solid understanding of the formats we have here. What are badder, crumble, and sugar anyways? Where does live resin come from? I think the most encapsulated way I can explain it is that live resin is a full-spectrum extract made from freshly harvested cannabis flower that's been flash frozen, put through low temperature extraction, and then pressed. This process retains the most of a plants compounds including terpenes and flavonoids that would otherwise be lost in drying. To end up with the different styles like badder and crumble versus sugar, extractors vary time, temperature, and solvent types. Sugar, for example, is processed more quickly and at higher temperatures than crumble, while Badder is "whipped" to become smooth and take on a creamy texture. Crumble is subjected to lower temps for longer which has the effect of drying the material such that it turns out more gritty. Everybody got it? Dosi Woah! Live Resin Badder - A balanced hybrid that runs 50/50 on the indica/sativa ratio, Dosi Woah! is a rare cross of Do-Si-Dos and RBX4. Incredibly high in terpenes and flavonoids this flower makes for some fantastic extractions and this specimen is an exquisite example. Dabs of this result in a storming of your body with the forceful implementation of tremendous euphoria levels. Get ready for a massive body high and expect to be partially immobilized and disoriented. In aroma and flavor it's hard to place the spicy, floral, tanginess, but it is strikingly delicious and potent. Perhaps that's what led them to put the "woah!" in the name? LA Kush Live Resin Crumble - This nearly pure indica is thought to be an OG Kush phenotype originally bred in the Los Angeles, California area. Known for its mellow body buzz it has the power to flat out stone you into next week. In concentrate form, specifically this crumble, these powers are amped up and the fact that it's so easy to work with and tastes so exotically awesome you'll want to hit it again and again. This can lead to sort of a Groundhog Day effect where you wake up from short weed naps several times within the same day, but I digress. In aroma and flavor this one is pure piney like you'd expect an outstanding OG Kush to be. Saucy Dawg Live Resin Sugar - The most pungent of the three samples, this Saucy Dawg has some mystery surrounding the background of the input flower. However, we speculate that it's a cross of The Sauce and Dawg strains, which both happen to run sativa-dominant - and that's certainly how we found this sugar to lean. This one packs a tremendous head rush and turbo charged buzz where it felt to me like every time I smiled or laughed I got more energy. The aroma and flavor is like you just crashed a tanker truck of pine sol into a florist shop. BE CAREFUL with this one - definitely not for the newbs! Out of the three I have to say my favorite is the Saucy Dawg. It was a very close contest and each of the three brought "the heat" with their respective traits - each would be a prize on its own. However, at the end of the day, I just couldn't get enough of the joyous rush afforded by the "Saucy Sugar" and its mega piney flavor. To get your hands on these fine concentrates and all their other great gifts just hit up The Gift Givers today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

  • Purple Punch Crumble - Cannabear

    ***The following is Entry #5 for the best all around Dab in the DMV area.*** Initial Thoughts The light color and effervescent aroma are the first two aspects of this outstanding Purple Punch crumble that captured my attention. It's so delightful and sugary sweet in aroma that it could easily be served along side dessert at a fine restaurant. Instead, it can be served to you at your door step by the always exceptional DC i-71 delivery service, Cannabear. Appearance Pale tan and creamy like almond butter - maybe creamier. Status Fresh and...dreamy? Aroma This crumble has a pungent aroma that's somehow sweet, sugary, creamy and piney. Flavor At 365 degrees my handheld vape with concentrate adapter pulls some absolutely phenomenal flavors from this crumble. These include notes of pine, cream, grape, and lemon. Lineage Purple Punch is an indica-dominant hybrid cross of Larry OG and Grandaddy Purple with an 80/20 ratio. Effects When you first hit this batch it comes in and seemingly goes straight to your back and extremities. It's overtly calming and even gave me a strange sense that everything around me just got softer. Perfect for an evening of full-fledged rest, relaxation, and rejuvination. Conclusion Ideal for those who don't have much experience with concentrate, this purple punch is a soft and stoning treat with out of this world flavor that's hard for anyone not to love. To grab some for yourself just hit up Cannabear ASAP and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

  • Jack Herer Crumble - Flight Pass

    ***The following is Entry #8 for the best all around Dab in the DMV area.*** Initial Thoughts One of my all-time favorite strains is the legendary Jack Herer. With it's effervescent lemon and anise arom/flavor and it's spacey, but energetic heady effects it's the epitome of haze influenced sativas. I've had it in concentrate many times, from diamonds to rosin, but this "crumble" is both exceptionally delicious and super easy to work with. Appearance A light, pale tan in color it looks clean and mean (as in potency). Status Mostly dry, chalky, and crayon-like. Aroma Spicy lemon and lime with hints of pine and anise. Flavor Very much like the aroma, but more in-your-face. The citrus accents come out strong and the pine is heavier in the exhale, though sweeter than you might expect. Lineage Jack Herer is a sativa-dominant cross of Haze, Northern Lights, and Shiva Skunk that runs 80/20. Effects The one packs a phenomenal high that is every so heady and cerebrally energizing. The body buzz is so palpable that it's almost like there's a positive array of static electricity flowing throughout. It had me focused on getting things dones, feeling good about it all the while, and still getting lost in 100 mph day dreams in at least part of my brain. Conclusion For an awesome daytime experience that is cerebral and super uplifting in nature look no further than this excellent batch of Jack Herer crumble from DC i-71 storefront, Flight Pass. It will have you soaring the friendly skies in no time! Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you their way.

  • Real High by Zabores - Smoke Jumpers DC

    Initial Thoughts Real High by Zabores, which is available at DC marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers, presents itself as an exceptional hybrid strain with a balanced mix of indica and sativa effects. The moment I opened the packaging, I was greeted by a complex aroma that hinted at a blend of fruity and earthy notes. The nugs were dense, covered in a sparkling layer of trichomes, and visually appealing with shades of green and purple. Appearance The buds of Real High are chunky and well-cured, showcasing a beautiful mix of dark green leaves with patches of purple. The orange pistils are vibrant and the trichomes are plentiful. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Real High's aroma is a delightful combination of sweet and earthy scents, with prominent notes of berries and a subtle hint of pine. Flavor Real High offers a smooth and rich flavor profile. The inhale brings a burst of berry sweetness, while the exhale leaves a lingering earthy and slightly spicy taste. Lineage The Real High strain has unknown genetics. Effects Real High provided a balanced high that started with a cerebral buzz, enhancing creativity and focus. As time progressed, the effects transitioned to a relaxing body high that eased tension and promoted a state of calm without inducing couch-lock. This strain is perfect for both daytime and evening use, offering versatility depending on your needs. Conclusion The visually appealing appearance, complex aroma, and rich flavor profile make this batch especially delightful to consume. The effects are potent yet balanced, providing both mental clarity and physical relaxation. Whether looking to unwind after a long day or seeking relief from stress and anxiety, Real High by Zabores got me where I needed to be. Pick up some for your own stash by heading to Smoke Jumpers today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

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