Initial Thoughts The future of direct oil application is upon us! Coming to you from Norfolk’s Cannabist is this unique oil application “Dablicator”, which gives us consumers a better way to dispense oil with just a twist, click, and push. While perusing Cannabist’s selection this week, the wonderful employees suggested their new RSO Tangie Dablicator from Seed and Strain, and after giving it a try, I just had to share it with y’all! Appearance The dablicator itself has a very sleek and modern design that helps to make it extremely portable. After putting it to the test and carrying it around in my purse, there was zero leakage which was a wonderful surprise versus the typical dab syringes! The RSO itself was darker than I anticipated with a very smooth honey-like consistency. Aroma Herbal, diesel, and citrus notes explode from the dablicator as you dispense your 55mg dose. Pairing it with chocolate as I did made the citrus aroma come to life! Structure RSO Tangie Dablicator offers a honey-like texture that left my mouth watering after dispensing my first dose. This is definitely more of a liquid oil versus a typical concentrate you might find in a glass container; however, I think it makes it that much easier when infusing in drinks. Status Fresh Flavor As someone who isn’t usually drawn to liquid concentrates due to the heavy mix of terpenes, I found this RSO Tangie to be quite delectable! With notes of lemon and pepper, even dispensing this straight onto my tongue was delicious! Mixed with the chocolate, it was sweet on the palate with just a hint of spice in the background. Effects This RSO Tangie feels like physical therapy in a dablicator. With heavy therapeutic effects across the spectrum, mood elevation is just the first stop on this train ride! As I was chugging along through my high, I felt immense pain relief and a sense of creativity. I was able to get things done around my house while feeling rejuvenated both mentally and physically. Conclusion Gone are the days of typical dab syringes that leak and lead to a messy experience while trying to infuse or ingest my RSO. This Dablicator made it incredibly easy to infuse my food and drinks. With just a simple twist, click and push, 55mg of delicious RSO Tangie is dispensed and the only limitations were my imagination. 🌈 So, if you’re looking to immerse your mind, body, and soul into a state of positive energy and rejuvenation, swing on by Cannabist to pick yourself up an RSO Tangie filled Dablicator today, and don’t forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Top Level, this batch of Lemon Nerds is an intriguing mix of candy and lemon aromas that's downright mouthwatering upon first crack of the jar. With some beautiful buds highlighted by distinct orange pistils, I was so excited to give them a try you might even say I was "nerding out" about them. 🍋🤓 Appearance Super stocky orange pistils smother vibrant green buds with purple hues and frosty trichomes all over. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet zip of citrus and pineapple with a hint of cedar wood. Flavor An orchestra of flavors from sweet candy and lemon to fruity pineapple with oregano. Lineage The Lemon Nerds strain is a cross of Lemon OG and Cherry Pie that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects This Lemon Nerds instantly kicked me into a sweet ride of blissful euphoria. I felt the soothing effects settle in with a feeling of joy and peace in my mind while relaxing sensations ran throughout my limbs and back. In addition to the relief, I found myself easily giggling and captivated by whatever I was doing. Overall, I had a good ride with a steady buzz from start to finish. Conclusion This batch of Lemon Nerds supplies a smooth buzz that can help you frolic through life with a smile on your face and relaxed shoulders. From its lovely flavor combination to it's potent, yet balanced, effects this batch is the perfect fit for anyone looking for a happy-go-lucky relief-filled high. Head over to Top Level today to pick up some Lemon Nerds for yourself and be sure to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts It’s not every day that we get a sample of full melt ice water hash, in fact this is the first time Toker’s Guide is reviewing any full melt ice water hash, which is typically categorized as a concentrate, or extract. Currently, available from DC marijuana delivery service, HYFE, this Nectarine Jelly hash really glorifies the scent by preserving the terps and gives off a fresh citrus peach smell that is to die for. Appearance Bubbly and grainy looking hash. It gives me raw cookie dough looking vibes. Status Fresh. Aroma An intense mixture of peach and citrus, who knew one gram could get so stinky. It left a peach ring scent on my fingers after rolling it up. Flavor In a rig the first few slurps are super flavorful putting off a peach and citrus taste, the further into my dab I got I started to notice a more hashy gassiness. When I rolled a snake up in some papers, the entire joint was infused with that same peachy citrus taste. Lineage The Nectarine Jelly strain is a cross of Peach Panther and GovernMint Oasis that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Nectarine Jelly instantly lifted my spirits and infused me with a sense of uplifting cerebral energy. As the high deepened, I felt a heavy stoned sensation wash over my body, accompanied by a delightful overload of my senses. By the end of the journey, I found myself couch locked, a testament to the powerful performance of this strain, especially considering how little I had to consume. Conclusion The reason I think that full melt ice water hash is so versatile is because there are multiple different ways to consume it, it’s dab-able, it can get sprinkled on top of a bowl or into a joint, or it can be rolled up into a snake and smoked in a donut hole. The possibilities are endless, enhancing your smoking experience for the better. If you’ve never tried some full melt, I’d definitely recommend checking out this Nectarine Jelly full melt ice hash from HYFE, and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

These THC infused Blueberry Cheesecake Brownies are so gorgeous, complete with marbled looking tops, I almost didn’t want to disrupt their beauty by biting into one. It's a combination so delectably complex only the culinary minds of DC cannabis edibles delivery service, Cannabake DC, could have cooked up something this superb. I have to admit, once I did take a bite, I couldn’t stop and ended up consuming the entire 100mg Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie in one sitting. It’s hard to explain how delicious they are, but the gooey sweet and tart blueberry mixes with the sour cheesecake and the chocolate fudge to create a powerful flavor eruption. I’m pretty sure I even threw my head back in delight as I finished my last bite. Even just getting a whiff of these Blueberry Cheesecake Brownies gives you the impression that there is something special about them. With no noticeable weed taste or scent, if these weren’t from Cannabake DC I wouldn't even know they were infused with cannabis. It takes a lot to keep me medicated all day long, but after a full 100mg THC dose I was sort of expecting to be knocked out for the count. Instead, I was met by an extremely functional edible that kept me motivated. For me the effects lasted until the end of the day and it wasn’t until bedtime that I felt the need to finally smoke and get medicated again. I don't know if cheesecake is ever going to be the same again after I got the chance to eat this scrumptious Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie. I can’t remember the last time I had a treat that I found to be this tasty, let alone one that's infused. If you want to check out these edibles for yourself, be sure to hit up Cannabake DC and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts When I think of the term "Cartel Cake" the image that first comes to mind is the boss of some big cartel being served a extravagantly delicious cake. You know, sort of like a wedding cake at a wedding, but with lots of color and heavily guarded. In a way, this Cartel Cake flower, currently available from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is just as spectacular of a treat, but you won't have to clip anybody for the boss to get a slice for yourself. 🍰 Appearance Big, meaty dark green buds with a frosting of some white trichomes and light orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma The buds put off a welcoming creamy and earthy aroma. Flavor Lemon cream flavor on the inhale with a berry sweetness on the exhale. Lineage The Cartel Cake strain is a cross of Purple Zkittles phenotypes that runs indica dominant. Effects From the moment I lit up this Cartel Cake it provided a soothing and refreshing calmness. Despite its indica roots, it wasn't entirely sedating; instead, it offered a functional high that was both mellow and invigorating. I found myself surprisingly alert and functional, able to navigate through tasks with ease while still enjoying the profound relaxation it induced. Conclusion This Cartel Cake is a truly exception indica, offering a soothing and refreshing experience that is as invigorating as it is relaxing. Its functional nature makes it a versatile choice for any time of day, with a mellow high that leaves you feeling revitalized. Get some dropped off from The Gift Givers today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts The team over at DC marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness, recently rolled out these "Magic Wand" THC diamond infused pre-rolls. I got them loaded with the Wizard of Za's local grown Flap Jacks strain that we've praised for its flavor in previous reviews. With some fine flower and diamonds in the mix it's fair to expect each one of these pre-rolls to be super potent. In fact, you might even say they're "stacked". 🥞💎 Appearance King sized pre-rolls that are packed tight. If you look close enough you can see the diamond crystals through the papers. Status Freshly rolled. Flavor A super strong sweetness, with a sugary taste and a slightly gassy mix. Lineage The Flap Jacks strain is a cross of MAC Flurry and Pancakes that runs indica dominant. Effects Flap Jacks is a powerhouse strain, delivering a quick onset of uplifting cerebral energy and calming relaxation throughout the neck and shoulders. As the high progressed, I reveled in the immense body high that seemed to come in waves and melted away any tension or stress. With my mind clear and my body at ease, I felt rejuvenated and without even a smidge of pain anywhere. Conclusion With each pillowy puff these Flap Jack "Magic Wand" pre-rolls made it seem as if a switch had been flipped, turning on a bright new day of comfort and feel-good-energy. It's powerful and potent, but not sedating, and it has a deliciously smooth taste, as well. To start your morning, noon, or night with a stack of your own diamond infused Flap Jacks just head to Maven Wellness ASAP and don't forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts I like big nugs and I’ll tell you why, it’s something about the fat ones that I cant deny. And when this one walked in, I began to grin, because I knew I was about to take Wham to the face. Makes you want to pull up to DC marijuana dispensary, Flower Ave, to try some out! Appearance Large buds that are blue and green in color. They look very dense, which was confirmed as I broke them apart. Status Curing. Aroma A gassy and berry mixture. Flavor Sweet fruity berry taste with a slightly gassy exhale. Lineage The Wham strain is a cross of Super Runtz and ADL that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa ratio. Effects Wham hit me with a focused intensity, locking my attention onto whatever task was at hand while rendering me blissfully unaware of the outside world. It struck a perfect 50/50 balance, delivering a quick one-two punch of effects that perfectly matched its name. Conclusion It’s hard not to picture a cartoon Wham! above my head, like in the comic books, as I'm smoking this strain. It’s not a knockout but more of a sucker punch that leaves you caught off guard by how hard it hit. Check it out today from Flower Ave and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Gude sent you!

Initial Thoughts I had quite the dirty vocabulary as a kid, but always disliked soap in my mouth as a punishment. It must’ve been effective, though, because all these years later it still left its impression on me. Just like how The Soap, by craft cannabis cultivator, Alternative Solutions, left a lasting impression. However, instead of a punishment, this Soap is a reward currently available from DC medical marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center. 🧼🫧 Appearance Delicate green buds that are pretty much hidden under a layer of frosty trichomes and crazy intertwining patches of vibrant orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The funkiest, cheesiest, and minty creamiest mixture of scents that stinks up a room. This stuff has a wild nose. Flavor This funky flavor matches the scent exactly on the inhale with a cool smooth exhale. Lineage The Soap strain is a cross of Animal Mints and Kush Mints that runs sativa dominant. Effects The Soap had me wide-eyed and alert, my head on a constant swivel as I absorbed the world around me. While not necessarily paranoid, I found myself more intrigued by my surroundings than usual, eagerly taking in every detail. This heightened state of awareness energized me and provided a surprising level of focus. However, despite my best intentions, I found it challenging to stay on track, as I continually got diverted by something new and captivating. Conclusion Alt Sol really outdid themselves on this one, my joint was full of flavor, the stinky nugs stunk up my whole house, and they look absolutely beautiful. The Soap will definitely be one that I look to pick up again and again to make sure it's always in my rotation. Make a stop at Takoma Wellness Center for your next pickup and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide recommended The Soap to you!

Initial Thoughts DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, has just unleashed a mighty batch of Hammerhead. It's not from the deep blue sea, but this potent flower is a genetic masterpiece with strong parental lineage and a heavy indica lean. They say swimming at night with the sharks isn't smart, but taking a dip with this Hammerhead after hours sounds like an excellent idea. 🦈🔨 Appearance Dense buds featuring a blend of dark green and blue tones, layered in frosty trichomes and vibrant orange pistils for some beautiful coloration. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The satisfying scent of sweet honey and tangy fruit. Flavor A sweet, herbal blend of fruit, honey, and cream. Sort of like an all-natural ice cream cone. Lineage The Hammerhead strain is a cross of White Rhino and Medicine Man that runs indica dominant. Effects Shortly after exhaling I found myself looking two ways at once, much like the eyes of its shark namesake. This strong cerebral buzz is more therapeutic than overstimulating, casting away negative thoughts and feelings allowing for a totally euphoric experience. I could feel the indica dominance of this strain pull me into a state of relaxation well after the initial buzz settled down, making this bud perfect for lazy days or recovering from a long day at work. Conclusion While I try to keep my distance from sharks, I would regret not encountering the Hammerhead strain again. With formidable genetics and a strong indica dominance, this batch is cooler than cool and a perfect pick for some relaxing flower with chill vibes. Bonus points for such a smooth consumption experience for those looking for something easy on the throat. To reel in some of this unique Hammerhead strain for your own boat just head to Treehouse DC ASAP and don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide tipped you off!

Initial Thoughts Named after the infamous smuggler and general of the Rebel army, this Han Solo Burger embodies the spirit of adventure and rebellion. Currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Bud Drop, it's a strain that's a must try for anyone who’s a Star Wars buff. Now let's fire up that hyperdrive, and get ready to blast off into the galaxy at light speed. 🪐 Appearance The buds themselves are a mixture of greens and purples, but its hard to tell under the immense layer of frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Mainly sweet, creamy, candy scents for the nose on this one with hints of citrus and berries. Flavor Creaminess mixed with a sugary candy-like flavor and the slight tang of something fruity. Lineage The Han Solo Burger strain is a cross of GMO Cookies and Larry OG that runs indica dominant. Effects Han Solo Burger took my mood and executed a 180-degree u-turn, but let me assure you, it was all for the better. This strain has a knack for amplifying positivity, making it impossible for any good vibes to go to waste. Perfect for those chill evenings whether kicking your feet up for a movie marathon or diving into the pages of a captivating book. Conclusion In a galaxy far, far away there are stories being told of Han Solo Burger from the Milky Way. While trips from these alternate galaxies may take light years, Bud Drop stands ready to deliver this cosmic delight to your doorstep right away with the speed of the Millennium Falcon. You might say they can "navigate the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs". Don’t forget to mention that you heard about them on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts DC marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, has been staying on top of their flower game and this batch of Super Black R-1 is yet another prime example. With a name reminiscent of a recon mission in the middle of the night, this mysterious bud delivers a sneaky strong buzz. That and its super sweet, zippy aroma allow it to easily catch you in its sights and deliver a headshot with just one hit. 🎯 Appearance Large, stocky buds with juicy hues of green and purple along with a large amount of white trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A strikingly sweet mix of honeysuckle and fruit with a hint of gasoline. Flavor This batch is smooth to consume and tastes much like a blend of rosemary and high octane fuel. Lineage The Super Black R-1 strain has unknown genetics, but is rumored to have Black Domina in the lineage. Effects Super Black R-1 hits right behind the eyes initially with a heavy buzz that seemed to slow down time. I felt an uplifting flow like a wave of relief and positive vibrations from head to toe. The high THC levels did not disappoint and I happily drifted off into a world of spacey thoughts free from worry. It's worth noting the longevity of this batch too - I was vibing out for hours just laying on my couch. Conclusion Super Black R-1 makes its mark by sniping users with a heavy hitting mental high and pervasive feeling of ease throughout the body. Besides the potent, galaxy-minded feeling, it has great personality and appeal, as well, with its super sweet aroma and gorgeous looks. Treat yourself to a batch today by heading to Hotbox Uptown and don't forget to give Toker's Guide a shoutout when you do!

Initial Thoughts Everyone’s been coming up to me talking about March madness, but the real madness is the insane amount of frosty trichomes loaded on these Atomic Jelly buds. Fresh from local craft cannabis cultivator, Bloomingdale Organic, this batch is a testament to their focus on high quality, exotic genetics. If there was an elimination tournament for bud this one would be a bracket buster for sure! 🏀 Appearance Completely frost covered buds, the pure white trichomes are so dense they add layers on top of the green and purple buds underneath. Status Fresh. Aroma A skunky, stinky creaminess that somehow gave me jelly donut vibes. Flavor A gassy, muskiness mixes with fruity notes for a toke that’s super tasty. Lineage The Atomic Jelly strain is a cross of Jelly Breath and Platinum Kush Breath that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Atomic Jelly delivered a deeply enjoyable and relaxing experience that left me feeling lifted and boosted, yet pleasantly in control. Despite its potency, evident from the abundance of resinous trichomes, the high was not overwhelmingly heavy. Instead, it struck a perfect balance between relaxation and functionality, allowing me to unwind without sacrificing clarity or coherence. Conclusion Every once in a while I come across a strain that seamlessly agrees with my brain chemistry and this Atomic Jelly does just that. After the initial explosion of gassy, jelly-fueled flavor, the balanced all encompassing, but non-drowsy high radiated throughout my entire body giving me the exact experience I was hoping for. Hats off to the team over at Bloomingdale Organic because this Atomic Jelly is absolutely exquisite and a must try. All you have to do is hit them up to grab some for yourself and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!