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The Soap by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary

Strain: The Soap

Market: DC Medical Marijuana

Overall Rating: 9.3/10

Lean: Sativa Dominant

Initial Thoughts

I had quite the dirty vocabulary as a kid, but always disliked soap in my mouth as a punishment. It must’ve been effective, though, because all these years later it still left its impression on me. Just like how The Soap, by craft cannabis cultivator, Alternative Solutions, left a lasting impression. However, instead of a punishment, this Soap is a reward currently available from DC medical marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center. 🧼🫧



Delicate green buds that are pretty much hidden under a layer of frosty trichomes and crazy intertwining patches of vibrant orange pistils.


Fresh, but starting to cure.



The funkiest, cheesiest, and minty creamiest mixture of scents that stinks up a room. This stuff has a wild nose.


This funky flavor matches the scent exactly on the inhale with a cool smooth exhale.



The Soap strain is a cross of Animal Mints and Kush Mints that runs sativa dominant.


The Soap had me wide-eyed and alert, my head on a constant swivel as I absorbed the world around me. While not necessarily paranoid, I found myself more intrigued by my surroundings than usual, eagerly taking in every detail. This heightened state of awareness energized me and provided a surprising level of focus. However, despite my best intentions, I found it challenging to stay on track, as I continually got diverted by something new and captivating.



Alt Sol really outdid themselves on this one, my joint was full of flavor, the stinky nugs stunk up my whole house, and they look absolutely beautiful. The Soap will definitely be one that I look to pick up again and again to make sure it's always in my rotation. Make a stop at Takoma Wellness Center for your next pickup and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide recommended The Soap to you!


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