Initial Thoughts In name this batch of Country Cookies, from Maryland marijuana dispensary, Story, suggests a blend of rural charm and indulgent sweetness. A comforting and flavorful experience, akin to enjoying freshly baked cookies in a rustic countryside setting. When I cracked open the Grassroots container, my assumptions about the strain were immediately validated - the aroma that hit me was like something from farm kitchen's oven at a sunny spring picnic. Then, when I peered inside to see frosty trichomes twinkling back at me, I knew I'd found a keeper. 👨‍🌾🚜 Appearance These Country Cookies buds exhibit a dense and compact structure, with hues ranging from deep greens to purple accents, complemented by a generous coating of starry trichomes. There are also vibrant orange hairs, adding to the visual appeal and contrasting with the aforementioned colors. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma of Country Cookies is reminiscent of a sweet and buttery confection, with hints of vanilla and pine. I also detected notes similar to that of baked goods, with a caramel-like essence, and a subtle earthy undertone. The fragrance is inviting and comforting, evoking images of a counter filled with freshly baked cookies cooling on the countertop. Flavor True to its name, Country Cookies delivers a flavor profile that mirrors its aroma, offering a delightful combination of sweetness, shortbread, and pine. I also experienced nuances of vanilla, caramel, and spices, creating a complex and satisfying taste experience. The smoothness of the smoke or vapor also enhanced the overall enjoyment. Lineage The Country Cookies strain is a complex cross expressed as (Star Dawg x Northern Lights Haze) x Luci Cookies. Effects Country Cookies induced a balanced and euphoric high accompanied by feelings of relaxation. The onset of cerebral effects was quite gentle and it was followed by a soothing body buzz that promoted stress relief and tranquility. Well-suited for both daytime and evening use this batch offered a versatile experience good for nearly any occasion. Conclusion This batch of Country Cookies is a flavorful and highly enjoyable Grassroots option that strikes a balance between comfort, relaxation, and non-drowsy relief. Its delightful aroma, delectable flavor, and balanced effects make it an excellent choice for cannabis enthusiasts seeking a calming and cozy experience without couch-lock. You don't have to mosey out to the country to experience these Cookies, either. Just head to Story today and don't forget to let them know that Toker's Guide sent you! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Initial Thoughts This batch of Government Mule from DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, is as complex as the political landscape it's named after. Unapologetic namesake aside, these seem like some seriously potent buds and they're pretty much as bold looking as the Secret Service. With a smooth sour citrus scent, this indica hybrid might be the best thing coming out of the Capital right now. Appearance Bulky sage green buds with dense purple hued patches, short orange pistils and glittering trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma This batch is extremely pungent with a spritz of lemon citrus and a hint of flowery herbs. Flavor A dank blend of zesty lemon and herbal sage. Lineage The Government Mule strain is a cross of Deep Chunk and G-13 that runs indica dominant. Effects As the buzz set in, I could feel a slow mental rise into a cloudy, floaty high. Like sitting down in a hot tub, I felt a wave of warm relaxation wash over me and melt my body into the cushions. My mind drifted off, far away from worries and anxieties and finding a strong appetite. Government Mule's sweet kiss of indica is ideal for a low key night since its calming effects leave you stoney and send you to the moon after just a few rounds. Conclusion This batch instantly transformed me into a wonderfully relaxed human. It’s intense citrus aroma and attractive coloration were as indicative of its potency as I thought. It certainly has an innate ability to create a euphoric body high - one that I found immensely soothing and full of relief. To have this Government Mule start carrying your load just head on over to Capital Remedy ASAP and don’t forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts When I saw this batch of Gelato at DC marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, I knew it had been too long since I'd seen this old friend in its original format. Sure there have been countless offshoots and crossbreeds with Gelato genetics floating around DC recently, but I found it refreshing to see (and smell) buds like these again. If you're a fan of the original Gelato like I am then you'll know the creamy, funky, gassy aroma as soon as it hits you. 🍨 Appearance Beautifully grown purple buds, with a heavy layering of frosty trichomes and burnt orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Dank and creamy with hints of fuel and grape. Flavor Creamy, with floral notes similar to lavender and a hint of fuel. Lineage The Gelato strain is a cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies that runs slightly indica dominant. Effects This Gelato delivered functional effects that were perfect for daytime use. It provided a boost of energy without overwhelming me, allowing me to remain productive throughout the day. Despite its heavy body high, I didn't feel weighed down, instead it left me feeling uplifted and motivated. This strain also had a positive impact on my mood, helping to ease my anxiety and promote a sense of happiness and well-being. Conclusion Gelato never seems to stick around too long once it's in my possession, I just love rolling some up and letting its effects decide the direction. If you need help deciding what direction to go, head towards Taste Budz to grab some of this Gelato and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This Peanut Butter Cup harvest from DC marijuana delivery service, Bud Drop DC, is a superb specimen of the strain. Its unique and super pungent aroma easily evokes memories of the peanut buttery, chocolatey goodness of its namesake. Plus, it's known for potent, euphoric effects that indica lovers will thoroughly enjoy. 🤤 Appearance The visual appeal of these buds is characterized by a combination of deep green and purple hues, creating a striking contrast. They're dense and covered in a thick layer of resinous trichomes as well and I'd say the overall appearance is both aesthetically pleasing and indicative of the strain's potency. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma True to its name, Peanut Butter Cup emits a distinctive and enticing aroma reminiscent of peanut butter with underlying notes of sweetness. The fragrance is rich and nutty, creating a sense of anticipation for the flavor experience to come. The pungent and savory nature of the aroma certainly contributes to the strain's allure. Flavor The flavor profile of Peanut Butter Cup is a key highlight, delivering on the expectations set by its name. It's a delicious combination of nutty, earthy, and sweet notes with some hints of fuel in the aftertaste. Lineage The Peanut Butter Cup strain is a cross of Mendo Breath and Dos-Si-Dos that runs indica dominant at 70/30. Effects Peanut Butter Cup offers a blend of relaxation and euphoria along with a gentle uplifting sensation at first. Soon a soothing body high sets in and the laziness level goes way up. Note that this strain is frequently favored for its potential to ease stress, anxiety, and minor physical discomfort. Great for chill afternoons and evenings. Conclusion This batch of Peanut Butter Cup stands out as a uniquely flavorful and enticing indica dominant option. The combination of its pungent aroma, delicious flavor, and delightfully relaxing effects frequently makes it a favorite among cannabis connoisseurs. To taste this Peanut Butter Cup for yourself hit up Bud Drop ASAP and don't forget to let them know that Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Forget being milks' favorite cookie, Oreoz is a bowl's favorite bud! Currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass, the cookies and cream combination in the aroma let's you know this one is a sweet treat right away. Just don't get so stoney that you try to dunk it in your milk, though, ok?🥛 Appearance Beautiful dark hues merge with the delicate white and frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma gets stronger as the buds are broken open releasing a peppery scent that has hints of diesel. Flavor Sweet cookie on the inhale with slight notes of chocolate and diesel on the exhale. Lineage The Oreoz strain is a cross of Cookies and Cream and Secret Weapon that runs slightly indica dominant. Effects Oreoz didn't waste any time showcasing its potency. Right off the bat, I could tell this was a strong strain. It offered a unique blend of effects, providing both focus and relaxation simultaneously. Mentally, I felt motivated and driven to accomplish tasks, but physically, my body seemed to resist any movement. It was a conflicting experience where my mind was telling me yes, but my body was telling me no. I quickly realized that this strain had the potential to derail any plans if I indulged too much. Great for lazy afternoons and evenings. Conclusion The sheer potency of this Oreoz harvest is abundantly clear from the first puff and makes it a great option for seasoned tokers, but not the newbies. The combination of heady high, euphoric body buzz, and delectably sweet flavor mean it's worthy of being in any connoisseur's cookie jar...err...i mean stash box. To experience it for yourself stop by Flight Pass DC today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts I’ve seen more and more crosses of Mochi popping up in recent memory, and Zuper Mochi seems to have inherited some of its strongest genetics. Currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Top Level, an eighth of this zenful strain will give you at least 3.5 reasons to smile today. 😊 Appearance These buds are different shades of purple and green which is contrasted by dark orange pistils and lots of frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet berry fragrance with hints of mango. Flavor It was sweet and berry-like on the palate which was contrasted by hints of cream and pepper in the aftertaste. Lineage The Zuper Mochi strain has unknown genetics, but Mochi Gelato is a pheno of the famous Mochi strain, which is a cross of Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies, that runs slightly indica dominant. Effects Zuper Mochi wasted no time in announcing its presence, hitting me first with a powerful case of the munchies. However, this was just the beginning of its dynamic effects. I soon found myself swept up in an energetic high that kept me motivated and focused. Initially, my motivation was directed towards snacking, but as the high progressed, I also felt inspired to tackle some work too. Great for nearly any time of day besides bedtime. Conclusion This Zuper Mochi is a refreshing change up from the more candy-like exotics we've gotten used to recently. It’s less candy and more fruit, sort of like a Starburst, and it's effects are balanced enough to give you the best of both worlds. To taste it for yourself head to Top Level DC ASAP and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Coming down from the stars to greet us fellow earthlings is this batch of Pluto courtesy of DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. Their flower is top-shelf and this batch is out of this world with its mysterious origins and reputation for inducing deep relaxation. After opening the container and taking a sniff, I was starry-eyed and ready to roll. 🤩 Appearance A speckled blend of light and dark greens with shining, sticky trichomes and patches of orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sour citrus, but when sparked it lets off a dank skunk smell. Flavor Delicious, sweet lemon with sour raspberry and hints of fuel. Lineage The Pluto strain is a cross of Gelato 33 and 1991 Triangle Kush that runs indica dominant. Effects This batch took me on a trip to outer space, mentally floating amongst the stars with a heavy spaced-out state of elation. This initial buzz eventually transitions into a deep relaxation, relieving tightness in the body and inducing an overall bliss. Ideal for any time you simply want to lay low and take a timeout from life with your head in the clouds. Conclusion The Pluto strain finds its niche among other great indica flowers by what could only be characterized as an intense level of relaxation and sedation. Its euphoric and floaty mental buzz pairs with a calm and relieving body tingle. Visually charming with a sweet, dank aroma, this batch is ready to send you to the Kuiper Belt (go ahead, look it up) and beyond. There's no starship necessary to get your hands on this Pluto either, just head to the The Garden ASAP and let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This Crème de la Crème may, in fact, be the cream of the crop. Currently available from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, it has such an awesome amount of white trichomes that the word "milky" comes to mind. Of course, it's much more than its impressive looks - it also has a delectably sweet and creamy aroma that will make your mouth water like you just walked into a french pastry shop. 🇲🇫🍦 Appearance The trichomes are so heavy on these buds that it's enough to make you do a double take. Besided the frosty white layers there are hues of green, purple, and blue mixed in as well. Gorgeous flower! Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A creamy tropical fruit scent sort of like Pina Colada. Flavor Tart and tropical with a creamy cookie flavor on the exhale. Lineage The Crème de la Crème strain is a cross of Elite OG and Grandma’s Cookies that runs indica dominant. Effects Crème de la Crème delivered a powerful blow, hitting me hard with its intense effects. The heavy sedation quickly took hold, leaving me feeling drowsy and overwhelmingly sleepy. I found myself succumbing to a profound couch lock, making it incredibly challenging to move around or engage in any activity. Conclusion Replace the indulgence of French cream with the unparalleled delight of this cannabis masterpiece. While the French may make more elegant cuisine than we do here in the USA, one thing I know for certain is that our cannabis is way better. So if you grab some French food for dinner and have The Gift Givers drop off some Crème de la Crème, it will leave you saying, Oui! Oui! As always, don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you their way!

Initial Thoughts Big Cat Rescue has been on edge since DC marijuana delivery service, HYFE, released this batch of Tiger King. No exotic cats involved, just some dank buds letting off a sweet aroma that pulls you in like the sharp claws of an apex predator. Get ready to release your inner roar with this uniquely fun and energetic sativa! 🐆 Appearance Puffy, light green, and purple painted spears blanketed with frosty trichomes and neon orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Pungent sweet pine sap with floral notes. Flavor Delicious, sweet citrus with syrup-like notes. Lineage The Tiger King strain is a cross of Clementine and Purple Punch that runs sativa dominant. Effects This Tiger King crowns the head with a delightfully uplifting buzz that enhanced my focus and provided motivation. What began mentally slowly spread to the rest of my body somehow stimulating and soothing simultaneously. My arms and legs felt light and flexible, and there was an overall kick of energy that seemed to make activities of all types more fun. Ideal for daytime sessions in the sunshine. Conclusion Tiger King is a fantastic daytime strain for sustaining high energy and keeping you on the hunt for what you seek. Sweet aromas and flavors delight the senses and make way for a creative and joyfully heady buzz that also imparts comfy relaxation from head to toe. Snatch a slice of this Tiger King for yourself by placing an order with HYFE today and don't forget to let them know Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Come get lost in the mesmerizing beauty of this Purple Lemonade, fresh from marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave. Much like Prince's signature color, this strain exudes an air of sophistication and leaves you intrigued by its regal look from the start. While you probably won't become a rockstar by burning on it, it's potent enough that you might start referring to yourself as the artist formerly known as....yourself. 😂🟪 Appearance Extremely deep purple buds that have large resinous trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet purple candy, grape-like scent with hints of citrus. Flavor Smooth and sweet with notes of grape, citrus, and sugar candy. Full of flavor until the very last pull. Lineage The Purple Lemonade strain is a cross of the purple and citrus pheno's of the Cali cultivar and it runs indica dominant. Effects Purple Lemonade left me feeling absolutely fantastic. It was a go-with-the-flow kind of high, with abundant amounts of happiness and positivity. I found myself completely pain free, at ease and content. However, I also noticed that it had a pretty sedating effect, gently coaxing me into a state of relaxation after the initial burst of energy subsided. Conclusion Like someone played Purple Rain for the plants every day during the grow, this vibrantly purple Purple Lemonade is definitely one I’ll go back for again. If it's still in stock you might say I'll be partying "like it's 1999", but if it's gone I'll know what it feels like "when doves cry". Know that I'm not "delirious" when I say that its flavor experience was one of the most enjoyable I’ve had in recent memory. Also note, that the aroma is so potent you can probably smell it from all the way "uptown". You don't have to drive your "little red corvette" or "go crazy" trying to fight traffic to get your hands on it either. Just hit up Flower Ave to get it dropped off today. They won't be wearing a "raspberry beret", but do let them know that you found it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Just like a well-oiled machine, Premium Diesel delivers top-grade performance with every hit. Skip the mechanic when you break down and head in to DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, YANA Wellness for all of your engine problems instead. They’ll get you back up and running again in no time!🔧⛽️ Appearance The buds are dense with green and blue hues mixing together underneath fiery red pistils. Status Fresh but starting to cure. Aroma The scent is citrusy and sour with hints of gas. Flavor There's a Kushy and Chem-like taste along with diesel fuel notes. Lineage The Premium Diesel strain is a cross of Chemdawg and unknown genetics that runs sativa dominant. Effects Premium Diesel provided a focused and energized high that propelled me into a state of productivity. It took a little while to kick in, but once it did, I felt like I had shifted into eighth gear - nothing was stopping me. I found myself accomplishing a lot in no time with a heightened ability to concentrate and get things done. It's definitely a daytime strain, perfect for when I needed to kickstart my day and power through my to-do list. Conclusion Premium Diesel has the horsepower to get you where you need to go. So buckle up, roll down the windows, and get ready to cruise home in style with a bag of Premium Diesel from YANA Wellness. Don’t forget to tell them that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts They say Southern hospitality knows no bounds, and Georgia Pie is here to prove it. DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC pays homage to the traditions and flavors that make Georgia unique, even though we may have very different ideas of acceptable cannabis laws. 🍑🥧 Appearance These soft and silky buds are primarily light green in color with a bunch of orange pistils and some frosty trichome coverage. Status Fresh. Aroma Sweet hash mixed with peach and hints of fuel. Flavor A satisfying mixture of sugar cookies, peach, and mint that tastes oh so good. Lineage The Georgia Pie strain is a cross of Gelatti and Kush Mints that runs indica dominant. Effects Georgia Pie took its time to reveal its effects, slowly building up as I continued to smoke. It induced a subtle yet noticeable sensation of hunger and sleepiness. Throughout the high, I felt a gentle tingly feeling spread throughout my body, adding to my overall state of relaxation. While I felt a spark of creativity, I didn't feel compelled to act on it, preferring instead to bask in the calmness of the moment. Great for lazy evening sessions. Conclusion This Georgia Pie smoked real nice, burning a dripping resin ring on my joint as white ash stacked on and on. This one is definitely for those tokers who appreciate a refined taste and a terpene-rich experience in an indica-heavy, evening option. Add some Georgia Pie to your stash by hitting up Buddha Buddy DC and placing your delivery order ASAP. Don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you their way!