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  • Candy Zkittles - The Garden

    Initial Thoughts This batch of Candy Zkittles is currently available through DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden. The name alone is an invitation to a candy store on a sunny day and, in aroma, it's like someone took a bag of Skittles and sprinkled it with a dash of magic. 🍬✨ Appearance These dense, forest green buds are wrapped in thick orange pistils and a heavy layer of trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A fruity, berry blend with a hint of earthiness. Flavor Blueberry mixed with sweet candy. Lineage The Candy Zkittles strain has unknown genetics, but it's fun to get creative when thinking of the possibilities. Effects Smooth and fast like going down a zip line, this Candy Zkittles is a fun ride from the get-go. I experienced a peaceful and euphoric high with a warm fuzzy feeling throughout the body. I felt really relaxed and my mind and body were totally at peace while aches and pains faded away. Conclusion Overall, the welcoming feeling that began upon exhale of this Candy Zkittles was a treat from start to finish. I'd say it's ideal for unwinding after a long day or enjoying just about any relaxed, fun activity you might find. Grab some of this beautiful batch of bud from one of the best ones doing it, The Garden, and don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Marz - Cheeba DC

    Initial Thoughts If interplanetary travel is your type of thing, this batch of Marz from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Cheeba DC, will practically turn you into Elon Musk. Opening the world to a wonder of thought, and a hope for the future, without further ado we present to you, Marz! Appearance Marz is way more green than expected with slight traces of purple. The trichomes are long and full of life, the only evidence of a barren wasteland is the rusty orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet fruity aroma with mixtures of cotton candy and gas. Flavor Bubblegum candy with touches of coffee and gassy diesel. Lineage The Marz strain is a cross between Alien Mintz X Blowpops BX1 resulting in a balanced 50/50 hybrid. Effects Prepare for an expedition into focused euphoria. Marz unveils a spectrum of effects, igniting focus, enhancing conversation with a talkative edge, and kindling a subtle arousal. Yet, it didn't stop there, it was accompanied by a wave of euphoria that uplifted my spirits. While song and dance became my co-pilot, I started humming and dancing to whatever song popped into my head next. Conclusion Marz is an interstellar odyssey into a universe of effects. This balanced 50/50 hybrid smacks the senses with its aroma, flavors, and myriad effects that uplift and transport the mind. Smoking on some of this Marz may be your only chance to dance with the cosmos so stop into Cheeba DC before it's too late. Don’t forget to mention that Tokers Guide sent you!

  • Frosted Flakes - Taste Budz DC

    Initial Thoughts These Frosted Flakes buds are currently stocking the shelves of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, and from the looks of things this is one batch even Tony the Tiger would get psyched about. In fact, with all those sugary trichomes and a sweet, delectable aroma they'll have you saying "Grrrr-eat" in no time. 🥣🐅 Appearance Big and resinous trichomes on top of green and slightly purple buds that are dense and well-manicured. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Citrusy and sugary sweet scent. Flavor Sour citrus inhale with a spicy peppercorn taste on the exhale. Lineage The Frosted Flakes strain is a cross between Pre-98 and White Bubba resulting in an indica dominant hybrid. Effects The indica dominance gently cradled my body, fostering deep thoughts and meaningful conversations. Sharing the experience with a significant other, I found myself not only deeply engaged but also radiating positivity. This strain's ability to create a relaxed mental and physical state made it possible for me to let go of my anxiety and mellow out entirely. Conclusion This batch of Frosted Flakes is here to remind you that it's perfectly okay to let it all go and harken back to being as carefree as a sugary cereal eating kid sometimes. The familiar flavors, comforting effects, and positive vibes make this indica-dominant hybrid an all around standout choice. To grab some for your own stash there's no need to peruse a grocery store aisle either, instead just head to Taste Budz DC today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Strawberry Gelato - Elevated Lounge DC

    Initial Thoughts The terpenes on this Strawberry Gelato from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, are absolutely phenomenal. Whoever cultivated this batch deserves a medal for their efforts - I feel like they figured out how to capture summertime vibes themselves in plant form. My expectations were high when I saw the name on the menu, but I'm pleased to report that this Strawberry Gelato has exceeded them from both a visual and olfactory perspective. 🤩👃 Appearance Deep purple buds that are frosted out to the max with white trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma The scent is almost identical to Gelato with a mix of fresh strawberries. Flavor A creamy, strawberry inhale with spicy and hazy notes on the exhale. Lineage The Strawberry Gelato strain is a cross between Strawberry Cookies and Acai Berry Gelato that runs indica dominant. Effects The high kicked in with the subtlety of a ninja cat. Giggles bubbled up effortlessly, and a sense of joy filled me up inside. The sociable nature of Strawberry Gelato also stood out. Far from inducing couch-lock, this strain uplifted my mood and encouraged social interaction. Great for daytime sessions or during an active evening. Conclusion From its visually appealing buds to the delightful combination of strawberry and cream flavors, every aspect of this strain is a testament to quality cultivation. Whether you're a seasoned enthusiast or a newcomer this Strawberry Gelato is a must-try. Stop in to Elevated Lounge today to experience this new personal favorite of mine for yourself. Don’t forget to mention that you heard about it right here on Toker's Guide!

  • Grow Your Own in Maryland with Evermore Cannabis Clones

    Launching in July of this year, alongside the adult-use bill, was the first Maryland homegrow legislation, §5–601.2. It states: A person 21 years or older may lawfully cultivate up to two plants in their home, out of public view. The plants must be out of the public view and secured so that they are not accessible by unauthorized individuals or individuals under the age of 21. Likewise, a household may cultivate a maximum of two plants, regardless of how many persons over age 21 live in the residence. It also states cannabis plants may only be grown on property owned by the grower or with the consent of the property owner, and a few other things you’ll want to review in entirety if you actually consider growing at home. Read more here: Md. Code, Criminal Law § 5-601.2 So, why grow at home and what's the hoopla all about? Well, there are many benefits to growing your own cannabis. Saving money is one, although not upfront, and connecting with other growers and cannabis enthusiasts is another. Perhaps the most sought after reasons for homegrown projects, however, are to learn more about the plant itself, and how to grow it really well. With this in mind, when it comes time for you to sprout your own homegrower roots, you'll want to get off to the best start you can with - and I can't stress this enough - good genetics. Yes, you wouldn’t build a house on a poor foundation, so don’t go investing in your at-home operation only to pop a seed you were saving from the bottom of an eighth circa 2016. It’s probably not going to grow you a sturdy plant. My dad, a smart man and grower of all things, always says “Chance favors the prepared mind.” He buys his starter vegetables every spring from a Burpee’s catalog and he swears their quality is second to none. Every year his garden runs rampant. Start smart…that’s what I’ve learned…and that’s why I only grow with proven genetics from quality, trusted sources. In Maryland, we're lucky enough to have Evermore Cannabis Company working their breeding and cultivation magic to give all Marylanders and passers through access to their craft flower creations. With their long-standing history of breeding new and unique genetics they've been satisfying the market's desire for strains with more potency and exotic flavor profiles since inception. But, now I'm especially stoked because homegrowers in Maryland like myself can access Evermore's phenomenal genetics through their clone and seed programs. That's right Evermore has taken the lead in the mission to support Maryland’s new homegrow legislation. Marylanders over 21 can now purchase clean, quality Evermore genetics from The Living Room dispensary in Pikesville and 10 other retailers statewide who have clones currently available for their customers. There are another 25 plus stores who are selling Evermore seeds now as well. To me, this access to Evermore genetics, especially in the form of healthy clones, is a real game changer. Note that each Evermore clone comes well-rooted in a small pot of peat & perlite with a sachet of beneficial insects that will keep your cutting happy until you have a chance to implement your own routine. They're also offering workshops with their team to provide first hand guidance and their warmth toward novices has helped better ensure success. In fact, the first drop of clones was very beginner-friendly and, according to Head Grower of Propagation, Tom Klassen, “Strains like Santa Cruz Blue Dream, Purple Punch, Cush, and Ken’s GDP are all hearty and adaptive to the novice grower." Of course there are options for the more experienced crowd too and Tom offers that the "second drop contains new flavors like Golden Tiger, CakeBomb, Basic Skush, and Citrus Kleaner. These strains are currently only available at their flagship store in Pikesville, and not as forgiving.” To date, Evermore has released three rounds of seeds with each drop exploring another flavor profile of their catalog. Cheekily the seeds and clones have been branded "Generations" and we're super pumped about the future "Gens" that they'll release. They're even building in collaborations and the most recent drop featured Chem Sis X Basic Skunk which is originally from Dominion Seed Co. For more info on Evermore clones and seeds head to The Living Room in Pikesville to engage with their knowledgeable staff and be sure to follow along here on Toker's Guide as we cover their future drops. Happy Growing! *Must be 21+ or a certified patient to view this content.

  • Rainbow Sherbert - Flight Pass

    Initial Thoughts If it were possible to smell a glistening rainbow after a Spring rainstorm, I imagine it would greatly resemble this batch of Rainbow Sherbert from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary Flight Pass. It is, however, much more than just its lovely aroma. In fact, with strong genetics and well-known ability to bring relief, this balanced hybrid has a spectrum of benefits. 🏳️‍🌈⃤ Appearance A dazzling mix of bright green and purplish buds completely covered in trichomes with long orange pistils creeping through like a vine. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A strong mix of citrus and mint. Flavor Sweet citrus and soft mint tones for an enjoyable pull. Lineage The Rainbow Sherbert strain is a balanced hybrid that resulted from a cross of Champagne and Blackberry. Effects With no time to waste, Rainbow Sherbert hits hard and fast with a high-flying, balanced buzz. A whole-body euphoria then takes over and casts away feelings of anxiety and stress. I felt giddy, relaxed, and easily entertained by my surroundings. Perhaps most impressive were the long lasting effects as I found myself visiting the bowl less than usual. Note that it's versatile enough for afternoon or evening use too. Conclusion This batch of Rainbow Sherbert is super potent and pungent while encompassing a balanced range of effects. I found it great for rolling up with friends and sharing the stoney, cheerful buzz it provides with others. To experience it for yourself just head to Flight Pass dispensary today and don't forget to let them know Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Gush Mintz - Top Level

    Initial Thoughts As a big fan of Kush Mintz, I’ve actually yet to try its descendant, Gush Mintz. Available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level, I’m wondering how its distinctive traits would be passed to the genetic offspring. Would Gush Mintz retain the minty freshness that characterized its predecessor, or would it surprise me with an entirely new flavor profile? Let’s dive in! 🤿 Appearance A combination of green and purple buds under a heavy layer of frosty white trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The initial whiff carried an intriguing aroma, blending a slight hint of maple syrup with the surprisingly familiar scent of lucky charms. Flavor Sugary and sweet on the inhale with a buttery and minty exhale. Lineage The Gush Mintz strain is a cross of Kush Mints X (F1 Durbs X Gushers) resulting in an indica dominant strain. Effects This Gush Mintz hit me hard! I routinely smoke a joint before bed and this has been the first one in recent memory that I had to tap out on. The onset was rapid with the heaviest of indica-oriented head rushes stranding my mind in a mental haze. As the initial surge of euphoria settled, my limbs succumbed to a delightful heaviness and I morphed into a dense, useless blob. These intoxicating and highly sedative qualities made my bed extra inviting. Best to save this batch for evening sessions for sure. Conclusion Whether you're a devotee of its predecessor or a newcomer seeking some flavorful top-shelf cannabis, Gush Mintz's impressive lineage shines through. From its sweet and minty flavor to its hard hitting indica dominant effects, this is a noteworthy contender for all you indica-lovers out there. Head to Top Level today to pick up some Gush Mintz for yourself and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Pomelo - Treehouse DC

    Initial Thoughts I found myself googling "Pomelo" to uncover its mystery, and lo and behold, it's a citrus fruit from Southeastern Asia. Now armed with this fruity knowledge, my anticipation is ripe as I roll up the Pomelo strain, thanks to DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC. Appearance These buds range from green to dark green, have good trichome coverage, and are interspersed with patches of orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A lemony scent that releases some fruity notes when broken up. Flavor Each hit delivered a fusion of citrus and cherry flavor profiles. Lineage The Pomelo strain is a cross between Girl Scout Cookies and Mandarin Sunset resulting in an indica leaning hybrid that runs 60/40. Effects The lifted, heady effects are nothing short of a power shot, inducing a vibrant high that sparks creativity and energy. Yet, it's not all fireworks; a subtle and relaxing body buzz proves there’s some indica dominance, offering a perfect balance that doesn't anchor you down. The cerebral aspects were mostly clear but I did experience a touch of physical clumsiness making movements a more calculated effort. Conclusion As the effects mellowed out, I couldn't help but roll myself another joint, there's something comforting about the effects of this one - both uplifting in the head and cozy in the body. Overall, I'd say The Treehouse has once again curated a gem that delivers a connoisseur worthy high. As you consider your next pick up, don't miss out on the vibrant citrusy notes and balanced effects of this Pomelo. To grab some today just stop into The Treehouse dispensary and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Medicated Apple Rings by DC MOTA - Hotbox Uptown

    Initial Thoughts This year for Thanksgiving while the rest of the family was preparing to eat apple pie, I was fixing myself up a serving of these DC MOTA Medicated Apple Rings available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown. Packing a punch with 100mg of THC per ring it's going to be hard to limit myself to a dose that keeps me functioning around the in-laws. 😂 Appearance These Apple Rings are half semi-translucent green and half creamy white. Status Fresh gummies that are a chewy consistency. Aroma A straight sour green apple scent once the bag is opened. Flavor True to their aroma, these rings deliver an identical sour apple taste with an added kick of distillate. The 100mg potency in each ring brings a noticeable weed flavor. Ingredients These edibles are made with high quality medical grade THC distillate. Effects Much like your standard high quality distillate infused edibles these didn't provide any full spectrum effects, however, they easily had me feeling their potency. At 100mg per Apple Ring it's easy to forget how strong they are because they taste so good. After eating two rings, I effortlessly coasted through the remainder of the day, perfectly timing the onset with my first plate of food. After a few plates, some dessert and a few downs of football later I found myself dozing off during Dolly Parton's halftime show, staying true to the food coma tradition. Conclusion DC MOTA's Medicated Apple Rings are not just a fun and consistent delivery method, they're also just what I needed to make it through my Thanksgiving celebrations. With a little joy and some happiness packed into every ring they're great for making any upcoming holiday family gatherings more tolerable. Not to mention they make great stocking stuffers too! Head to Hotbox Uptown to pick some up today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Pink Cry Baby Snow Caps by Terp Lords - The Green Room

    Initial Thoughts Break out your shovels because it's about to start snowing in the district with these Pink Cry Baby Snow Caps cultivated locally by Terp Lords and currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Green Room. They're covered and infused in THCa diamonds leaving the buds looking like they were hit by an overnight blizzard. 🌨️ Appearance Completely covered in powdery white THCa with the buds underneath looking mainly green and slightly purple. Breaking them open reveals even more frosty trichomes and crystals everywhere. Status Fresh. Aroma A fresh berry aroma, very similar to a Runtz scent. Flavor Tangy, fruity, and pretty flavorful. THCa doesn’t add any extra flavor, scent, or terpenes since it's isolated - the flavor comes from the tasty flower underneath. Lineage The Pink Cry Baby strain is a phenotype of Cry Baby that is a backcross of Old School OG Kush and leans indica dominant. Effects As the THCa diamonds worked their winter wonder, a subtle but uplifting euphoria took hold. It was a unique dance of stimulation and sedation, creating a perfect harmony that kept me quite chatty while remaining relaxed on the couch. I noticed my body was completely pain free, most likely a result of the added THCa, and after a while I began to get sleepy. The morning after was a testament to the strain's rejuvenating powers, leaving me refreshed and ready to face the day. Conclusion By isolating the THCa and adding it to the flower it supercharges the potency and effects of this Pink Cry Baby. I also think that the infusion made my joint last way longer than usual, but I’m no scientist so I can’t verify that with 100% accuracy. Overall, these Snow Caps are a fun switch up compared to a normal flower experience and, in my opinion, worth a try. To grab some for yourself just stop by The Green Room today and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you! *Also available for delivery from Cannabear DC

  • Highrise - Monko

    Initial Thoughts Sending you one hundred stories high this batch of Highrise from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, can keep your head in the clouds all day long. Originally cultivated by Connected Cannabis Co. it's the definition of luxury and will have you at penthouse status in no time. 🏙️ Appearance These beautiful trichome covered buds have hues of green and purple with bright orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A citrus forward and hazy nose similar to lemon scented cleaner. Flavor Tart citrus and slightly hazy on the inhale with a berry exhale and aftertaste. Lineage The Highrise strain is a cross of Grandaddy Purple (GDP), Tom Hill Haze, and Lemon Tree #15 that results in a sativa leaning hybrid. Effects Highrise isn't just a name, it's a promise. The ascent with Highrise is smooth, but it quickly took the edge off and provided a soaring head rush. I was able to focus and be creative while maintaining productivity and a glorious buzz. What sets this sativa-dominant hybrid apart is its electrifying energy, but without the jittery feelings often associated with sativas. The energetic and uplifting aspects make this one best for daytime sessions. Conclusion If you're looking for a sativa-heavy stunner with lots of energy and focus check out this Highrise strain. It's more than just a luxury, it's a destination. Note that there's no need to ride an elevator either, just head to Monko today to grab some for your own stash. Don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Big Detroit Energy - The Gift Givers

    Initial Thoughts With a spritely, effervescent aroma much like a Haze or some Northern Lights, it's hard not to keep smelling this batch of Big Detroit Energy from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers. If the high is as potent as the aroma is pungent then I have a feeling I'm in for a "Big" treat, Motown style. 🚗 Appearance Purple and lime green spear-shaped buds with reddish-orange pistils and lots of white trichomes throughout. Many of the trichomes in the inner portions are still starry. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A super pungent nose full of lemon, anise, and tart cherries. Flavor A burst of lemon, anise, and other fruity notes along with hints of wildflowers. Lineage The Big Detroit Energy strain, also known as BDE, is a cross of Mandarin Sunset and Lilac Diesel that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Super cerebral and highly euphoric this is an uplifting buzz that keeps you moving, but without the angst that some sativas carry. Mental clarity, focus, and creativity abound while all your limbs will be tingly with glee. Perfect for morning or afternoon, but may be too energy-filled for anything near bedtime. Conclusion The flavor alone makes this batch of BDE worth tasting, but combine that with the heady energetic high and you have the makings of some awesome weekend daytime sessions. To experience it for yourself there's no need to take your big Detroit automobile anywhere. Instead, just hit up The Gift Givers ASAP and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

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