Initial Thoughts The gassy aroma, purple complexion, and starry trichomes all helped this Velvet Glue from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, All American Papers, entice me. I'm a big fan of "Glue" crossbreeds - or those that have Gorilla Glue (GG#4) in their lineage. While this sample's lineage is unclear from research, it was my initial hope that with Glue in the name it would have GG onboard. 🤔 Appearance Mostly purple with patches of bright green, these buds are also robust, dense, and have lots of starry trichomes. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma Notes of fuel, coffee grounds, and earth with hints of pine. Flavor The flavor is similar to the aroma with lots of gassy fuel notes and a hint of coffee grounds. Lineage The lineage of the Velvet Glue strain is a mystery, but the team is quite sure this sample is an indica dominant hybrid. Effects Get ready to have a heavily euphoric body high that can help you vegetate for hours. This batch packs a potent indica punch and I found it very sedating. It's also intoxicating and somewhat disorienting cerebrally. Great for evening use, plan to have snacks and a beverage on hand in case you can't get up from the couch for a while - they don't call it "Glue" for nothing. Conclusion Overall, this was a mega potent and super stoning batch of indica that also had a deliciously gassy flavor. Careful when rolling this up with friends as it may lead to spacing out, blank stares, and drooling. To experience it for yourself just head to All American Papers today and don't forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker's Guide.

Initial Thoughts Attention Runtz lovers in the area! This live resin cart by DC MOTA is currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Mr. Nice Guys, and has all the delicious flavor of a fresh Runtz harvest in super convenient disposable vape form. With each hit resembling a dab of Runtz live resin I quickly began to feel like a kid in a candy shop. 🍬 Appearance These nicely engineered disposable delivery systems are sleek, discreet, and quite ergonomic. Their contents is a glowing and golden batch of what otherwise seems like honey. Flavor Each hit is super smooth and has the delightfully sweet, but not too sweet, candy-like flavor of Runtz. There are also hints of berries and pine. Lineage The Runtz strain is a cross of Gelato and Zkittlez that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects Soothing and relaxing with a palpable body high, this Runtz live resin comes on quick and the intensity of the high can be dialed up easily with each additional puff. The full spectrum nature and terpene content makes this hit with much more gusto than a distillate pen with added terpenes. Though it is so soothing, it is non-drowsy and also includes joyful cerebral aspects. Conclusion Overall, this Runtz live resin vape by DC MOTA was highly versatile and useful anytime I wanted to catch a calming, rejuvenating high - or just get a head change from a stressful situation. Enjoy it day or night and even in the morning - one of my favorite session times. To pick one up for yourself just head to the always friendly and knowledgeable Mr. Nice Guys today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This Quattro Leches from DC i-71 delivery crew, Luminary, is some of the most exquisite bud I've seen this week. It's obviously hydroponically grown to the highest standards and it's so super frosty that it looks like the Milky Way when you shine an LED light on it in the dark. I suppose the name Quattro Leches is quite fitting in that regard.🥛 Appearance These over-sized, fluffy buds are mega frosty with heavy layers of white/starry trichomes and orange pistils. Status Fresh, but brittle to the touch. Aroma Creamy, gassy, and cheesy with subtle hints of fruit sort of like pear. Flavor Deliciously gassy and creamy with floral and berry notes. Lineage The Quattro Leches strain is a cross of Purple Ombre Cake and AS1 that runs slightly indica dominant. Note that Purple Ombre Cake is itself a cross of Wedding Cake and Sherbanger. Effects This batch is exceptionally potent and immediately after exhale I felt the headiness begin to take hold. Soon after the warm glow of a tranquil body high began to overtake me. I was spaced out and floating on clouds for what seemed like hours afterward. This one is great any time of day as long as you have nothing important to do given the intoxicating, somewhat disorienting effects. Conclusion These spectacular, milky buds are perfect for the cannabis enthusiast that's looking to get stoned, vegetate, and be introspective this weekend. It's so powerful it's basically a psychedelic experience in plant form that can help you have a staycation in your mind. To add this Quattro Leches to the top shelf of your stash box just hit up Luminary and place your delivery order ASAP. Don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts With an aroma that's actually a lot like chocolate this True Chocolate from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, VIPeace, is certainly one to consider for your upcoming weekend. As a three-way cross of "chocolate" cultivars, two of which run sativa-dominant, this heady and energetic specimen can give you much more than a sugar rush. 🍫 Appearance Ultra-bright green with fiery reddish orange pistils and both white and starry trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma Quite chocolatey with notes of pine, earth, and cream. Flavor A bouquet of piney, earthy, creamy, and slightly chocolatey flavors blended together. Somewhat spicy in the aftertaste. Lineage The True Chocolate strain is a cross of (Chocolate Diesel X Chocolate Thai) X Chocolate Strawberry that runs sativa dominant. Effects Let creativity abound with this heady, long lasting high. It has a driving force that comes with it which resembles Sour Diesel in nature, but also the cerebral energy from the Thai influence. Best for daytime or wake and bake sessions for those with a tolerance for sativas in general. Conclusion The active headspace and high energy aspects were delightful, but I think the biggest reason for cannabis connoisseurs to seek this batch of True Chocolate is for its remarkably chocolatey aroma and flavor. To please your own palate in a similar fashion simply head to VIPeace today and don’t forget to mention that you heard about them on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Here's another batch of exotic designer flower from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, MASC. This time it's the Sodalicious strain and the name and funky bag art are both justified by the delectable aroma that pours from the buds inside. With something like sweet syrup, pine, and gasoline mixed together it's kinda hard for a cannabis enthusiast's mouth not to water when you crack it open.🥤 Appearance These bright green and purple speckled buds are beefy with white trichomes and thick orange pistils. Status Curing, but still supple with white trichomes and a fresh aroma. Aroma Sweet syrup, pine, and gasoline mixed together Flavor Much like the flavor with notes of sweet syrup and pine on the inhale and a gassy, earthiness on the exhale. Lineage The Sodalicious strain is a four-way cross of (Trainwreck X Blueberry) X (Tangie X Banana OG) that runs indica dominant at 70/30. Effects You might think this one is balanced at first with some uplifting and cerebral aspects, but soon a mellow and calming body high steps in. The creative and energetic headspace does remain to some degree, but it's not easily focused for productivity. Probably best left for afternoon and early evening sessions. Conclusion Overall, the delicious flavor, uplifting headspace, and joyful body buzz are what make this Sodalicious so appealing. To experience it for yourself head into MASC and pick up these or some of their other exotic designer buds today. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts As many of you already know I'm a huge, huge fan of Super Silver Haze and this batch, currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, is quite stupendous. It's hard not to notice that it's basically neon green and has a boatload of starry trichomes throughout. Perhaps most impactful upon first encounter, however, is the mega Hazy aroma that is nothing less than outstanding. 🙌 Appearance Bright neon green with fiery orange pistils and lots of starry trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma Like root beer mixed with Sprite, this has strong notes of effervescent anise and lemon-lime. Flavor Much like the aroma the flavor is an immensely powerful burst of anise and lemon-lime. Lineage The Super Silver Haze strain is a three-way cross of Skunk, Northern Lights, and Haze that results is a heavily sativa dominant hybrid. Effects Vibrant and uplifting from the get go this batch also had a barn storming cerebral rush that could only be described as super heady. It also possesses some euphoria that is somehow both soothing and energetic. I had no trouble focusing on any task with this buzz onboard and knocking out a to-do list was no sweat. Yet, when I finally settled down to stream some shows, absorbing the glowing buzz and converting it into something more relaxing was relatively easy. Conclusion This is a really nice batch of Super Silver Haze that any sativa-loving connoisseur should be happy to have on hand. With it's uplifting, good vibe infusing, heady energy you can coast through the rest of your week and I've even been finding the extra oompf to keep things going after hours too. To experience it for yourself just head to Monko in DC and don't forget to mention that Toker’s guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts I was not familiar with the Nectarine strain, currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass. But, I'm happy to be well aquainted now. With a stark, gassy, and fruity aroma that launches out of the bag at your face, it instantly made an impression on my olfactory memory. Appearance Compact bright green buds with a layer of white trichomes and reddish-brown pistils. Status Starting to cure. Aroma Very gassy at first whiff, but this soon transforms into a subtle, exotic fruity scent. There are also notes of citrus and skunk. Flavor Gassy and doughy with notes of berries and coffee. A lot like a really pungent batch of Runtz. Lineage Unknown, but the team feels it runs balanced at 50/50. Effects Though this batch is rather balanced on the whole, this is not consistent throughout as the relaxing qualities quickly take over. The initial headiness is enjoyable and can fool one into thinking that there will be more uplifting vibes to follow, but not here. This becomes mellow, but not sedating, shortly after take off and it kind of made everyone want go introspective and listen to downtempo music. Strangely, though, no one felt sleepy. Conclusion Don't leave this Nectarine open and laying around unless you want your whole area to reek of dank. Of course, true heads know that's a good sign and look forward to the most pungent of heady options. Overall, the flavor and smoothness when rolled-up are the reason to pick up some of this fine flower. To experience it for yourself just head to Flight Pass ASAP and don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you! *Also available at The Green Room and via delivery from Cannabear.

Initial Thoughts Though the Australian horror movie by the same name is dark and scary, this batch of Babadook flower from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Peace In the Air, took me to a bright and happy place. I guess without a tolerance for sativas this could cause some strong paranoia if you have too much too fast, but for those who are sativa lovers it's a real treat - and it's not even Halloween yet. 🎃 Appearance These oversized, fluffy, and exotic green buds have large starry/white trichomes with some super fat bracts. Status Fresh. Aroma Hazy and anise-like with notes of tart fruit and berries. Flavor Much like the aroma with a mouth full of anise and lots of tart fruitiness in the exhale. There are also hints of earth and cream. Lineage The Babadook strain is a three-way cross of OG Ghost Train x Neville's Haze x Black Banana that runs sativa dominant. Effects Get ready for a heady high that provides a spacey, yet motivated headspace and lots of euphoric energy all across the body. Much like some of the best Haze crosses it gave me what I call the "starry-eyed surprise" where everything was a little bit brighter and almost seemed to twinkle. Great for daytime use and as a wake and bake option - but only for those with a tolerance for potent sativas. Conclusion If you're looking for a Hazy option to fill the sativa side of your stash box this is a great one to pick up. The combination of the effervescent berry like flavor, smooth smoke, and tremendously uplifting vibes make want to rip it over and over again. To check it out for yourself just head to Peace In The Air today and let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Cherry Pie, one of my cherished top five strains, instantly brought back fond memories from years ago. This delightful rediscovery was made possible by DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, and from the very first whiff it was clear that this strain hadn't lost its magic. If you throw THIS Cherry Pie up on the window sill every stoner in the neighborhood will be knocking at your door. 🥧😂 Appearance Big beautiful buds that display dark greens, blue-ish purples and lots of trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The scent of Cherry Pie was like warm, freshly baked pie crust with further scents of blueberry and cherry. Flavor Dank and doughy on the inhale. Hashy and berry notes on the exhale. Lineage The Cherry Pie strain is a cross between Grand Daddy purple X Durban Poison leaning 80/20 indica dominant. Effects Cherry Pie wasted no time in delivering its effects. The high was vibrant and immediately apparent, starting with a surge of creativity and happiness. The onset was fast, and the experience was notably long-lasting. It allowed me to coast through my day whether I wanted to engage in creative pursuits, unwind with a good book, or simply savor the moment. Despite its indica dominance, Cherry Pie displayed versatility, offering a soothing body and mind high without rendering me completely sedated. Conclusion Cherry Pie, in this particular instance, proved to be super terpy and lived up to its reputation as one of my all-time favorites. If you're seeking a strain that balances relaxation with creativity and delivers a terpene-rich, flavorful experience, Cherry Pie from Elevated Lounge is a superb choice. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you when you stop by to grab some for your own stash.

Initial Thoughts Prepare to taste the rainbow with this Rainbow Zkittles strain courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden. This style of fruity "Z terps" is more and more sought out nowadays and for rightful reasons. Looking back at its heritage this one pulls heavily from its Runtz background with a grape and candy like flavor, but there are a range of other fruity notes in there as well. 🌈 Appearance These beefy buds are many shades of green with blue-ish purple accents, orange pistils, and white trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A fruit-forward, ripe citrusy scent that is somewhere between fruit punch and fruit salad. Flavor The toke is smooth and fruity with a grape candy taste dominating on the inhale and more of a citrusy flavor on the exhale. Lineage The Rainbow Zkittles strain is a cross between RS11 and Zkittlez that leans slightly indica dominant. Effects It started with a powerful punch between the eyes, but slowly built everywhere else throughout the rest of my body. As this gradual intensity deepened a foggy and groggy sensation snuck up on me leaving me slightly disoriented and ready to sit down. The couch lock effects were serious because I woke up hours later in an upright position still groggy and ready for more sleep. Conclusion Using this strain during the daytime required a mindful approach, as excessive consumption could easily lead to a noticeable lack of motivation and a strong desire to simply kick back and chill. It's crucial to approach Rainbow Zkittles with respect because of its seriously potent effects. Head into The Garden today and grab some of these Rainbow Zkittles before it's too late and don’t forget to mention that you saw it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts If you’ve been reading Toker’s Guide for a while you’ll know we're big fans of DC MOTA for the consistency and quality they produce. This time around we have this one gram distillate Sour Diesel disposable courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz. If you're an old school smoker this simplistic version is filled with the same CDT distillate that will take you back to the first time you had Sour D. Appearance A matte black rechargeable vape that houses the golden distillate in a chamber at the top. The curved edges make it a pleasure to hold and it’s satisfying to twirl between your fingers. Flavor Sour and gassy with hints of lemon. Lineage The Sour Diesel strain is a cross of Chemdawg and Super Skunk that leans heavily sativa. Effects Using this Sour Diesel distillate vape provided me with bursts of energy and bouts of uncontrollable giggles. It's a profoundly uplifting strain that can turn a dull day into an exciting adventure. Whether you're seeking creative inspiration or simply a boost of positivity, Sour Diesel is your companion of choice. Conclusion This DC MOTA Sour Diesel vape is a pocket-sized powerhouse that you can rely on to get you through the day with ease. Whether you're an on-the-go enthusiast or someone who values discretion, this disposable vape offers both portability and reliability. To pick up one for yourself just head to Taste Budz ASAP and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts The unknown Truffle Joker strain, procured through DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, HYFE, immediately intrigued my curiosity. It's one of those exotic designer strains of the cannabis world where there's limited information available. With little to no preconceived notions, I embarked on this journey unsure of what direction this strain would take me. Appearance Dark army green buds and a substantial showing of orange pistils along with heavy white and starry trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A baked lemon, citrusy scent. Flavor The inhale is nutty and spicy with a hint of lemon. There's also some skunky notes on the exhale. Lineage The Truffle Joker strain has unknown genetics but it doesn't require a cannabis aficionado to speculate that it's likely a cross of Trufflez and Jokerz. Regardless, the team feels that this one is indica-leaning. Effects The passage of time seemed inconsequential as I zoned out and slipped into my own little world - one full of self reflection and tranquility. Truffle Joker encouraged me to rewind and revisit my past days, weeks, and months noting the positives and negatives of what transpired. While not overwhelmingly sedating, my physical body seemed to become an afterthought and the euphoric body buzz whisked me away. Accordingly, it's probably best to leave this one for evening use. Conclusion Truffle Joker is a reminder that there are still hidden strains waiting to be discovered. The legacy market did a great job bringing new strains to light during its reign and I expect nothing less from the specialized craft growers that are becoming more and more dominant in DC. I love the options that HYFE has available but be sure to check out this Truffle Joker because you know it's Toker’s Guide approved. Don’t forget to mention that we sent you!